♪ >> Stephen: YOU KNOW, LADIES

>> Stephen:你知道嗎，女士們

AND GENTLEMEN, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME

先生們，我花了很多時間...

FRAMING THE MOST INFORMATIVE PANORAMIC SHOTS, AWAITING THE

框定最有信息量的全景鏡頭，等待著最有信息量的全景鏡頭。

TOPICAL GOLDEN HOUR TO CAPTURE THE MOST BREATHTAKING STORY

捕捉最令人窒息的故事的主題黃金時間。

VISTAS, AND ASSEMBLING IT ALL INTO THE DAVID

願景，並將其全部組裝到戴維的作品中。

ATTENBOROUGH-NARRATED NEWS DOCUMENTARY THAT IS MY

特約記者：我的新聞紀錄片

MONOLOGUE.

獨白：

BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, I GRAB AN OLD CAMCORDER, A SIX-PACK OF

但偶爾，我也會拿起一臺老式的錄音機，一包六包的。

NATTY ICE, AND RUN AROUND THE WOODS HALF-NAKED AND HAMMERED TO

NATTY ICE, and ran around the WOODS HALF-NAKED and HAMMERED TO

CREATE THE BLURRY, FOUND-FOOTAGE SASQUATCH VIDEO OF NEWS THAT IS

創建模糊的，發現的鏡頭SASQUATCH視頻的新聞，是。

MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

我的部門："QUARANTINE -WHILE！"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, ANOTHER RESTAURANT QUHAIN HAS CLOSED,

QUARANTINE -WHILE，另一家餐廳QUHAIN已經關閉。

FRIENDLIES.

FRIENDLIES。

QUARANTINE WHILE, DISNEY RESEARCH JUST UNVEILED A

量子化的同時，迪斯尼研究公司剛剛公佈了一個。

SKINLESS HUMANOID ROBOT WITH CREEPY LIFE LIKE EYES.

無皮的人形機器人，眼睛像生命一樣可愛。

JIMMY, CAN WE SEE IT?

JIMMY，我們能看到它嗎？

OH, GOD!

哦，天哪！

I'M SORRY, THAT'S THE NEW C.E.O.

對不起，那是新的C. E. O.

OF DISNEY.

的迪斯尼。

BOB CHAYPEK.

BOB CHAYPEK.

CAN WE LOOK FOR THE ROBOT PHOTO?

我們可以找機器人的照片嗎？

WHILE WE'RE WAITING, DISNEY ENGINEERS SAY THEY'RE WORKING

當我們在等待的時候，迪斯尼的工程師們說他們正在工作。

TOWARD "THE DEVELOPMENT OF A SYSTEM FOR LIFELIKE GAZE,"

趨向於 "開發一個類似於LIFELIKE GAZE的系統"

BECAUSE "PEOPLE WHO MAKE MORE EYE CONTACT WITH US ARE

因為 "與我們有更多目光接觸的人，就是我們的朋友。

PERCEIVED TO BE SIMILAR TO US, AS WELL AS MORE INTELLIGENT,

被認為與我們相似，以及更聰明。

CONSCIENTIOUS, SINCERE, AND TRUSTWORTHY."

有良心、有誠意、有信用。"

ALL RIGHT, DO WE HAVE IT?

好了，我們拿到了嗎？

GREAT.

偉大的。

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ROBOT IN ACTION.

讓我們來看看這個機器人在行動。

OH, YEAH.

哦，是的。

YEAH.

是的。

YEAH, UH-HUH.

是的，UHHUH。

I'M REALLY GETTING "SIMILAR TO ME" AND "TRUSTWORTHY" VIBES.

我真的得到了 "與我相似 "和 "值得信賴 "的感覺。

I'M SURE IF WE WERE ON A MARS MISSION TOGETHER, I'D TRUST THIS

我相信如果我們一起執行火星任務，我會相信這個的

THING TO BITE OUT MY THROAT AND SHOVE MY CORPSE OUT THE AIRLOCK.

咬斷我的喉嚨，把我的屍體從氣閘裡扔出去。

"NO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE COMMANDER COLBERT IS.

"不，我不知道柯爾伯特司令在哪裡。

WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME?

你為什麼要問我？

I'M JUST A SINCERE, TRUSTWORTHY ROBOT WHO IS SIMILAR TO YOU.

我只是一個和你相似的、值得信賴的機器人。

COME, LET'S LOOK IN THE AIRLOCK."

來吧，讓我們來看看在氣閘。"

( LAUGHTER ) QUARANTINE-WHILE, BRITISH

(笑)夸父-惠爾，英國人。

HIGH-END STORE MARKS AND SPENSER HAS CREATED THIS SPECIALTY

高端商店MARKS AND SPENSER創造了這種特殊的。

PASTRY FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

節日的PASTRY。

WHICH IS GREAT.

這是偉大的。

WHAT'S NOT SO GREAT?

有什麼不好？

THEY ANNOUNCED IT BY TWEETING "WHO WANTS A BITE OF SANTA'S

他們在微博上宣佈："誰想吃一口聖誕老人的東西？

YUMNUT?" THAT EXACT PHRASE HAS GOTTEN

YUMNUT？"這句話已經變成了。

MANY PEOPLE FIRED AT THEIR OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

很多人在辦公室的聖誕派對上被解僱了。

WOULD YOU CARE FOR A BITE OF SANTA'S YUMNUT, DARLING?

你想吃一口聖誕老人的糖嗎，達令？

WHAT?

什麼？

SHE'S MY WIFE.

她是我的妻子。

>> IT'S STILL IN THE WORKPLACE.

>> 它仍然在工作場所。

>> Stephen: MY APOLOGIES.

>> Stephen:我的歉意。

I'M SORRY.

對不起。

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE FORCED REEDUCATION CAMP.

我們在強制訓練營見。

I ALSO LIKE THAT THEY WERE SO CONCERNED ABOUT SOMEONE STEALING

我也喜歡他們如此擔心有人偷竊的行為。

THE NAME "YUMNUT" THAT THEY TRADEMARKED IT.

"YUMNUT "這個名字是他們的商標。

(HIGH CLASS BRIT) "QUICK, NIGEL!

(高階英國人) "快，NIGEL!

SECURE 'YUMNUT' FROM THEFT!

保護 "YUMNUT "不被盜!

ALSO, LOCK DOWN 'GOBBY HOLE,' 'JAMMY NIPS,' AND 'BUM CRUMPET.'

還有，鎖上 "BBBY HOLE"，"JAMMY NIPS "和 "BUM CRUMPET"。

THERE'S A GOOD LAD."

有一個好小夥子。"

LEGALLY, EVERYONE IN ENGLAND IS NAMED NIGEL IN COMEDY BITS.

在法律上，英國的每個人都叫Nigel，在喜劇片中。

YES, NIGEL!

是的，NIGEL！

QUARANTINE-WHILE, A BRITISH WILL LOOK DIFFERENTLY THIS YEAR

BECAUSE THERE'S NO SITTING ON SANTA'S LAP AND A CLEAR SHIELD

因為沒有坐在聖誕老人的腿上和一個清晰的屏蔽。

BARRIER BETWEEN SANTA AND FAMILIES.

聖塔和家庭之間的障礙。

SORRY YOU COULDN'T HUG SANTA.

對不起，你不能擁抱聖誕老人。

IT'S NOT SAFE.

這是不安全的。

SLEEP AND WAIT FOR HIM TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND IF YOU'RE

睡覺，等待他闖進你的房子，如果你是。

VERY GOOD YOU CAN HAVE A BITE OF HIS YUMNUT.

很好，你可以吃一口他的美味。

WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE

等我們回來的時候，我會回答一些問題關於

ELECTION.

選舉：

STICK AROUND.

堅持下去。

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