EVERYBODY.

每個人。

LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR FRIEND, MR. JON BATISTE.

讓我們向我們的朋友問好，先生。JON BATISTE.

JON, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

喬恩，你怎麼樣？

>> Jon: HELLO, HELLO.

>> HELLO，HELLO。

>> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU FEELING TONIGHT?

>> Stephen:你今天晚上感覺怎麼樣？

>> Jon: MAN, IT'S LIKE WALKING ON A TIGHTROPE.

>> 喬恩：就像在鋼絲上行走。

>> Stephen: WE'RE GETTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE.

>> Stephen:我們正在危險地接近。

DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO HOPE.

危險地接近希望。

>> Jon: YES, LIKE OOOH!

>> 喬恩：是的，像OOOH！

I HOPE THERE'S A NET DOWN THERE.

我希望那裡有一個網。

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A LOT, MAN.

（笑）這是一個很大的，男人。

IT'S SO MUCH.

它是如此之多。

>> Stephen: WELL, I JUST-- I JUST HOPE WE CAN BE BACK

>> 好吧，我只是 -- 我只是希望我們能回來。

TOGETHER SOON.

很快就會在一起。

LISTENING TO YOU GUYS PLAY MAKES MEANTIME TO HEAR YOU MORE.

聽了你們的演奏，我就有時間多聽你們的演奏。

>> Jon: YOU KNOW, MUSIC IS A BEAUTIFUL THING, AND THE LAST

>> 喬恩：你知道嗎，音樂是一種美麗的東西，而最後的。

FOUR YEARS THAT HAVE LED TO THIS MOMENT HAVE BEEN A PLEASURE TO

四年來，我們走到了今天這一步，我很高興。

DO WITH YOU.

和你一起做。

SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR -- >> Stephen: OH, IT'S BEEN A

非常感謝你 -- >> 斯蒂芬。哦，它已經是一個

PLEASURE DOING IT WITH YOU.

很高興和你一起做。

YOU HAVE BEEN-- YOU HAVE BEEN A GREAT SOURCE OF ENERGY AND

你一直是... ... 你一直是一個偉大的能量來源和

POSITIVITY ON THIS SHOW, AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL BAND, YOUR

在這個節目上的積極性，和你美麗的樂隊，你的。

BEAUTIFUL MUSIC, HAS MADE EVERY DAY BETTER, YOU KNOW.

美妙的音樂，讓每一天都變得更美好，你知道的。

GOOD, FREE, FINE WITH ME.

好的，免費的，和我在一起很好。

( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: YES, THAT'S RIGHT!

（笑） >> 喬恩：是的，這是正確的！

I LOVE THAT!

我喜歡這個！

>> Stephen: STAY FREE.

>> 史蒂芬：保持自由。

I'M GOING TO MISS YOU AT THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR, I'M

今年的感恩節，我會想念你的，我會

AFRAID, MY FRIEND.

害怕，我的朋友。

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> 喬恩。YEAH.

>> Stephen: WE'LL CATCH YOU NEXT YEAR.

>> Stephen:我們明年再會。

>> Jon: UNDERSTANDABLY.

>> 喬恩。明白了。

WE WILL GET TOGETHER AGAIN.

我們會再次相聚的。

I BELIEVE IT.

我相信它。

>> Stephen: JON, COULD YOU GIVE US A LITTLE MUSIC FOR THE

>> 喬恩，你能給我們一點音樂嗎？

MOMENT?

MOMENT？

>> Jon: OH, YEAH, YES.

>> 喬恩。哦，是的，是的。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: FALLING LEAVES.

落葉。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: FALLING LEAVES.

落葉。

JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

JON BATISTE，每個人。

THANK YOU, JON.

謝謝你，喬恩。

>> Jon: THANK YOU, STEPHEN.

>> 喬恩。謝謝你，STEPHEN。

>> Stephen: FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS, LAST NIGHT WASN'T

>> Stephen:朋友們，鄰居們，昨夜不是

JUST ABOUT THE FATE OF DEMOCRACY.

只是關於民主的命運。

IT WAS ALSO ABOUT GETTING HIGH, BECAUSE VOTERS ACROSS THE

它也是關於得到高，因為選民在全國各地的投票。

NATION, AMERICANS OF ALL STRIPES VOTED YES ON THE PROPOSITION:

國家，各階層的美國人都對提案投了贊成票。

"YOU GUYS PARTY?" FIRST, THE RECREATIONAL

"你們這些傢伙聚會嗎？"第一，娛樂的。

MARIJUANA WAS LEGALIZED BY NEW JERSEY VOTERS.

大麻被新澤西州選民合法化了。

SO WE MIGHT FINALLY GET AN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: WHAT IF

所以，我們可能最終得到答案的問題：如果

CHRIS CHRISTIE GOT THE MUNCHIES?

CHRIS CHRISTIE得到了MUNCHIES？

IN WASHINGTON, D.C., VOTERS PASSED A MEASURE TO

在華盛頓特區，選民們通過了一項措施，以達到以下目的

DECRIMINALIZE THE USE OF MAGIC MUSHROOMS.

取消使用魔法蘑菇。

NOW THAT IS-- WAIT A SECOND, ARE WE SURE D.C. DIDN'T

現在，那是... ... 等一下，我們確定華盛頓嗎？沒有

DECRIMINALIZE MUSHROOMS FOUR YEARS AGO, AND THIS HAS ALL BEEN

四年前，這一切都已成為現實。

A BAD TRIP?

糟糕的旅行？

BECAUSE THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT, LIKE WHY TRUMP'S COMMERCE

因為這可以解釋很多事情，就像為什麼特朗普的商業。

SECRETARY IS A MUMMIFIED COUNT CHOCULA.

他是個啞巴，他是個巧克力伯爵。

( LAUGHTER ) OUT WEST, THEY'RE TAKING IT A

（笑）出西部，他們正在採取它的

STEP FURTHER, BECAUSE OREGON HAS BECOME THE FIRST STATE TO

更進一步，因為俄勒岡州已成為第一個州。

DECRIMINALIZE HARD DRUGS LIKE COCAINE AND HEROIN.

* 銷燬像COCOINE和HEROIN這樣的硬性毒品。

THIS HAS UPSET A LOT OF PEOPLE, BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, IT WILL

這讓很多人感到不安，但在有利的一面，它將

BRING MILLIONS OF JOBS IN THE TINY SANDWICH BAG INDUSTRY.

為小麵包袋行業帶來數百萬的就業機會。

IT'S NOT JUST DRUGS.

這不僅僅是毒品。

THERE WERE OTHER PROMISING BALLOT MEASURES LAST NIGHT.

昨晚還有其他有希望的選票。

MISSISSIPPI APPROVED A NEW DESIGN FOR ITS STATE FLAG, WHICH

密西西比州準許了新的州旗設計，其中包括

HAD BEEN THE LAST ONE IN THE COUNTRY TO FEATURE A SYMBOL OF

曾是全國最後一個以標誌為特色的國家。

THE CONFEDERACY.

聯邦：

NOW, I WAS HESITANT TO CELEBRATE THIS UNTIL I KNEW WHAT THEY'RE

現在，我還在猶豫要不要慶祝，直到我知道他們在幹什麼。

CHANGING IT TO, BECAUSE I WOULD NOT PUT IT PAST

改成，因為我不會把它放在過去。

MISSISSIPPI TO GIVE THAT CONFEDERATE FLAG ITS OWN

密西西比州要給聯邦旗一個自己的旗幟。

CONFEDERATE FLAG.

聯邦國旗。

FORTUNATELY, THEY DID NOT DO THAT.

幸運的是，他們沒有這樣做。

THEIR NEW FLAG HAS THEIR STATE FLOWER, THE MAGNOLIA, AND THE

他們的新旗幟上有他們的州花，木蘭花，和。

PHRASE "IN GOD WE TRUST," WHICH NARROWLY BEAT OUT MISSISSIPPI'S

PHRASE "IN GOD WE TRUST"，它幾乎擊敗了密西西比州的。

OTHER MOTTO, "YOU SAY OUR NAME WHEN YOU'RE COUNTING."

其他的MOTTO，"當你在數數的時候，你要叫我們的名字"

BUT IT'S NOT ALL GOOD NEWS.

但這並不是所有的好消息。

CALIFORNIA VOTERS VOTED "YES" ON SOMETHING CALLED PROPOSITION 22,

加利福尼亞州選民對所謂的提案22投了 "贊成 "票。

A BALLOT MEASURE FUNDED BY COMPANIES LIKE UBER, WHICH LETS

由UBER等公司資助的票選措施，可以使

THEM DENY THEIR WORKERS HEALTHCARE, UNEMPLOYMENT

他們拒絕向工人提供保健、失業等服務。

INSURANCE, AND OTHER BENEFITS.

保險和其他福利：

SURE, IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC, I THINK WE ALL WANT TO

當然，在一個大災難中，我想我們都想。

BE STUCK IN A CAR WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO GO TO THE

和沒錢去醫院的人困在一輛車裡。

DOCTOR.

醫生：

AS THE ELECTION HAS REMINDED US, OUR COUNTRY IS PAINFULLY DIVIDED

正如選舉所提醒我們的那樣，我們的國家正在痛苦地分裂。

RIGHT NOW.

現在。

BUT SOME COURAGEOUS SOULS ARE STILL PUSHING FOR COMMON

但一些有良知的靈魂仍在推動共同的目標。

GROUND-- SPECIFICALLY, THE GAP, WHICH THIS MORNING DEBUTED A NEW

基地 -- 具體來說，差距，今天早上發佈了一個新的。

BLUE AND RED HOODED SWEATSHIRT, USING THE TAGLINE, "THE ONE

藍色和紅色連帽運動衫，標有 "THE ONE "字樣。

THING WE KNOW IS THAT TOGETHER, WE CAN MOVE FORWARD."

我們知道的事情是，團結起來，我們可以向前邁進。"

NOT NOW, THE GAP!

不是現在，差距！

READ THE ROOM!

看房！

STICK TO WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT: BEING A PLACE TO KILL TIME

堅持自己擅長的事情：做一個消磨時間的地方。

BEFORE YOUR MOVIE STARTS AT THE MALL.

在你的電影開始之前，在商場裡。

GAP GOT SOME BACKLASH FOR THIS TWEET, AND I UNDERSTAND IT.

GAP的這條微博遭到了一些反擊，我也理解。

NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO FORCE TOGETHER TWO

當你試圖強迫兩個人在一起的時候，不會有什麼好事發生。

OPPOSING SIDES.

反對的雙方：

WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY, WHEN

我們在 "晚間秀 "學到了艱難的方法，當...

OUR LABORATORY TRIED TO GENETICALLY COMBINE THE TWO

我們的實驗室嘗試將這兩種基因結合起來。

PARTIES' MASCOTS: >> KILL ME.

黨的面具。>> 殺了我。

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: HE'S FINE.

（笑） >> 斯蒂芬：他很好。

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHIEF GENERAL NEWS ANCHOR

>> Stephen:我們會馬上回到新聞主播的崗位上。

FOR CNBC, SHEP SMITH.

對於CNBC，SHEP史密斯。

STICK AROUND.

堅持下去。