LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

讓我們向JON BATISTE問好。

HELLO, JON!

你好，喬恩！

>> Jon: HELLO!

>> HELLO!

>> Stephen: HEY, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO OUR SHOW ON TUESDAY

>> Stephen:嘿，我期待著我們週二的演出。

NIGHT.

夜晚。

TO JUST REMIND PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE HERE ON CBS.

提醒一下大家，我們不會在這裡上CBS。

WE'RE GOING TO BE OVER ON SHOWTIME.

我們將在節目時間結束。

>> Jon: YES, YES, COME ON NOW, COME WITH US.

>> 喬恩。是的，是的，來吧，跟我們一起去。

>> Stephen: 11:00.

>> Stephen: 11:00.

WE'RE GOING LOBBY LIVE.

我們要去LOBBY直播。

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SNACKS.

我們要去有零食。

TELL PEOPLE WHERE YOU'LL BE.

告訴人們你將在哪裡。

>> Jon: IN PHILLY, UPLIFTING SPIRITS.

>> Jon:In PHILLY, UPLIFTING SPIRITS.

COME ON, MANIFEST THE RIGHTNESS, BABY.

來吧，表現出的正義，寶貝。

>> Stephen: YOU GET TO EXERCISE YOUR FRANCHISE, AND YOU

>> 史蒂芬：你可以行使你的特許經營權，而你

GET A FREE CONCERT.

獲得一場免費的音樂會。

JON BATISTE, FRIENDS.

JON BATISTE, FRIENDS.

♪ ♪ ♪ THANK YOU, JON.

謝謝你，喬恩。

>> Jon: YES, INDEED.

>> 喬恩。是的，確實如此。

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, FOLKS, WITH ALL THE UNCERTAINTY IN THE

>> 你知道嗎，夥計們，在所有的不確定因素中。

WORLD, THIS YEAR HAS BEEN INCREDIBLY STRESSFUL.

世界上，今年已經無比緊張了。

BUT IN MANY WAYS, I FEEL IT'S BROUGHT ME AND YOU, MY AUDIENCE,

但在很多方面，我覺得它帶給我和你，我的聽眾。

CLOSER TOGETHER.

更緊密地聯繫在一起。

THAT'S WHY I'M FINALLY READY TO UNVEIL MY NEW SEGMENT:

這就是為什麼我終於準備公佈我的新部門。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> "STEPHEN COLBERT'S INTIMATE

"斯蒂芬-科爾伯特的密友"。

SECRETS.

祕密。

SHHHHH!" >> Stephen: WELCOME TO

噓！">>史蒂芬。歡迎來到

"STEVEN COLBERT'S INTIMATE SECRETS."'

"STEVEN COLBERT'S INTIMATE SECRETS"。

TONIGHT, WE EXPLORE THE TITILLATING WORLD OF BODY

今晚，我們將探索身體的標題世界。

MODIFICATION.

修改：

I'VE RECENTLY LEARNED THAT THE NERVE ENDINGS IN THE MALE NIPPLE

我最近才知道，男性小弟弟的神經末梢

ARE NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH-- I'M SORRY, AM I GETTING A CALL?

是不被TRIFLED與 - 對不起，我得到一個電話？

WHO IS IT?

誰是它？

JON STEWART!

JON STEWART!

>> HEY, STEPHEN COLBERT.

>> 嘿，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

>> Stephen: IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU.

>> Stephen:很高興見到你。

>> I'M CALLING YOU ON THE PHONE!

>> 我打電話給你的手機！

>> Stephen: AND WE'RE ALSO TALKING ON THE COMPUTER.

>> 我們也在電腦上說話。

IT'S THE FUTURE, JON.

這是未來，喬恩。

>> IT'S THE FUTURE.

>> 這就是未來。

THEY PROMISED THIS TO US.

他們向我們保證過。

>> Stephen: WE'RE DOING THE SHOW!

>> Stephen:我們正在做的節目！

I ALWAYS LOVE SEEING YOU, BUT WHAT-- WHY-- WHY-- WHO TO WHAT

我總是喜歡看到你，但什麼... 為什麼... 為什麼....

DO I OWE THIS?

我欠這個？

>> FIRST OF ALL, I GET AN ALARM ON MY PHONE WHENEVER YOU START

>> 首先，當你開始時，我的手機上會有警報。

TO UNBUTTON YOUR SHIRT.

TO UNBUTTON YOUR SHIRT.

BUT I WANTED TO CALL AND SAY TO YOU, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, FRIEND.

但我想打電話對你說， 週年紀念快樂，朋友。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU AND HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.

>> 我愛你，我想念你，週年快樂。

>> Stephen: I MISS YOU, TOO.

>> Stephen:我也很想你。

WHAT IS THE ANNIVERSARY WE'RE CELEBRATING, JON.

我們要慶祝的週年紀念日是什麼，喬恩？

>> STEPHEN, 10 YEARS AGO, WE HAD THE RALLY.

>> 史蒂芬，十年前，我們舉行了集會。

WE HAD A BIG RALLY ON THE MALL ON WASHINGTON, D.C. IT WAS 10

我們在華盛頓特區的購物中心舉行了一次盛大的集會，當時有10人。

YEARS AGO.

多年前。

>> Stephen: RIGHT!

>> Stephen:對了！

I ACTUALLY HAVE THE POSTER RIGHT HERE!

我真的有海報，就在這裡！

HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

等一下。

>> WHAT?

>> 什麼？

>> Stephen: I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE.

>> Stephen:我已經得到了它在這裡。

IT'S THIS, THIS THING "THE RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY AND/OR FEAR."

就是這個，這個東西 "恢復理智和/或恐懼的集會。"

I REMEMBER THAT.

我記住了。

200,000 PEOPLE SHOWED UP.

200,000人出現了。

WE HAD SO MANY GREAT PERFORMERS.

我們有這麼多優秀的演員。

JEFF TWEETY, MAVIS STAPLES, OZZY OSBOURNE, SHERYL CROWE, TONY

JEFF TWEETY、MAVIS STAPLES、OZZY OSBOURNE、CROWE SHERYL、TONS。

BENNETT SANG "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL!

BENNETT SANG "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL!

>> WOW, WHAT A DAY IT WAS.

>> 哇，今天真是個好日子。

WE REALLY SHOWED GLENN BECK.

我們真的展示了格倫-貝克。

>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.

>> Stephen:是啊，是啊。

>> Stephen: REMEMBER YOUR PART WAS TO RESTORE THE SANITY.

>> Stephen:記住你的角色是恢復理智。

AND I JOINED IN FOR "THE MARCH TO KEEP FEAR ALIVE."

我也加入了 "讓恐懼不復存在的遊行"。

>> YEAH, YOU... YOU WON.

>> 是的，你... 你贏了。

>> Stephen: YES, I DID, YES, I DID.

>> 斯蒂芬：是的，我做到了，是的，我做到了。

>> IT WAS A SHUT-OUT.

>> 它是一個關閉的。

>> Stephen: I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, I WAS HOPING YOU--

>> Stephen:我很抱歉，我希望你... ...

>> A SHELLACKING.

>> 炮擊。

I HAD NO IDEA FEAR WAS THAT STRONG.

我不知道恐懼有那麼強烈。

>> Stephen: WELL, I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD WIN.

>> Stephen:好吧，我希望你能贏。

>> MAN, YOU AND ME BOTH.

>> 男人，你和我都是。

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

但你知道嗎？

WE COULD DO A REMATCH.

我們可以做一場比賽。

I'LL PLAN A NEW ONE.

我會計劃一個新的。

THERE'S A NEW ANNIVERSARY RALLY COMING, MAVIS, AND TWEETY, AND

有一個新的週年紀念集會來了，MAVIS，和TWEETY，和。

TONY BENNETT.

TONY BENNETT.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO COME BACK.

我們都會回來的。

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN WE'RE GOING GOING TO CELEBRATE

我們要去有這麼多的樂趣，我們要去慶祝。

AND -- >> Stephen: JON, JON.

還有 -- >> Stephen:JON，JON。

>> IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT AND -- >> Stephen: JON.

>> 這將是偉大的和 -- >> 史蒂芬：喬恩。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> Stephen: THERE'S NO RALLY.

>> Stephen:沒有集會。

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> Stephen: JON-- >> NO, NO.

>> Stephen:JON -- >> 不，不。

>> Stephen: JON, HOW ARE YOU?

>> Stephen:喬恩，你怎麼樣？

>> I'M NOT GOOD, STEPHEN.

>> 我不好，史蒂芬。

I'M NOT GOOD.

我不是很好。

I'M TERRIFIED.

我嚇壞了。

I'M TERRIFIED.

我嚇壞了。

I'M ANXIOUS.

我很焦慮。

I'M LONELY.

我很孤獨。

I'M WISHING IT WAS 2010 AGAIN.

我希望又是2010年。

I JUST-- I CAN'T, THE ELECTION AND THE PANDEMIC.

我只是... ... 我不能， 選舉和PANDEMIC。

HOW MUCH CANNED SOUP AND AMMUNITION CAN ONE MAN HAVE,

一個人可以擁有多少罐頭湯和彈藥。

STEPHEN?

斯蒂芬?

>> Stephen: NEVER ENOUGH, JON.

>> Stephen:永遠不夠，喬恩。

>> DO YOU REMEMBER, I CAME ON THE SHOW, IT MUST HAVE BEEN 11

>> 你還記得嗎，我在節目中出現，它應該是11

DAYS AFTER TRUMP'S INAUGURATION.

特朗普就職後幾天。

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> Stephen:是的。

>> AND IT HAD ALREADY FELT LIKE HE HAD ALWAYS BEEN PRESIDENT.

>> 它已經感覺到他一直是總統。

I REMEMBER SAYING, "THE PRESIDENCY IS SUPPOSED TO AGE

我記得我曾說過："總統是應該老去的"。

THE PRESIDENT, AND NOT THE PEOPLE."

主席，而不是人民。"

>> Stephen: I DO REMEMBER.

>> 史蒂芬：我確實記得。

I DO REMEMBER THAT.

我確實記得。

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG AGO THAT WAS?

>> 你知道那是多久以前的事了嗎？

>> Stephen: UHM...

>> Stephen:UMM...

>> 2 STON YEARS, STEPHEN.

>> 2石年，史蒂芬。

IT WAS 271 -- >> Stephen: CAN WE CHECK THAT

IT WHAT 271 -->> Stephen:我們可以檢查一下嗎？

OUT?

OUT？

MY FACT-CHECKER SAYS THAT'S TRUE.

我的事實檢查員說這是真的。

JON, WE'VE GOT-- YOU CAN FEEL BETTER BECAUSE WE'VE GOT THE

喬恩，我們已經有了... 你可以感覺更好，因為我們已經有了...

ELECTION JUST FOUR DAYS FROM NOW.

再過四天就是選舉了。

>> I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN.

>> 我只想知道會發生什麼。

I WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING THROUGH

我想知道我們還得堅持多久？

THIS, WHERE WE ARE IN THIS-- IN THIS MARATHON.

這，我們在這裡 -- 在這個馬拉松。

YOU KNOW?

你知道嗎？

IS IT ON ELECTION DAY, ARE WE AT THE HEARTBREAK HILL?

現在是選舉日，我們到了心碎山了嗎？

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

你知道我的意思嗎？

THAT-- ALL THAT EFFORT AND ALL THAT RESILIENCE IS ABOUT TO PAY

所有的努力和毅力都將得到回報。

OFF?

關？

WE'RE GOING TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE AND FINALLY BE ABLE TO

我們將越過終點線，最終能夠做到。

EXHALE.

吐氣。

OR IS THIS THE, YOU KNOW, HALF-WAY POINT, THE 13-MILE

還是說這是，你知道的，半程點，13英里。

MARK, AND WHEN MY NIPPLES WILL STOP BLEEDING.

馬克，當我的NIPPLES將停止流血。

THESE ARE-- THESE ARE QUESTIONS I NEED TO KNOW, STEPHEN.

這些是... 這些是我需要知道的問題 史蒂芬

>> Stephen: WELL, AS FOR WHERE WE ARE, THAT DEPENDS.

>> 斯蒂芬：好吧，至於我們在哪裡，那要看情況。

WHAT'S YOUR FINISH LINE?

你的終點線是什麼？

>> THE FINISH LINE FOR ME IS-- IS THIS MAN NOT BEING PRESIDENT

>> 對我來說，最後的底線是 -- 這個人是不是要當總統了？

ANYMORE AND 1,000 PEOPLE NOT DYING EVERY DAY FROM A DISEASE

每天有1,000人不因疾病而死亡

WE DON'T UNDERSTAND STILL.

我們不明白仍然。

>> Stephen: OH, SO THE FINISH LINE IS YOUR FINISH LINE.

>> Stephen: 哦，所以終點線就是你的終點線。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: OKAY WELL-- >> THE FINISH LINE IS THE FINISH

>> 史蒂芬: 好吧，好吧-- >> 終點線就是終點線。

LINE!

線！

GLI UNDERSTAND.

GLI瞭解。

I UNDERSTAND.

我明白了。

I GET-- I GET IT NOW.

我明白了... 我現在就明白了。

I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW FOR CERTAIN, BUT I KNOW THAT WE'LL

我不... 我不確定，但我知道我們會...

KNOW ON TUESDAY.

知道在星期二。

>> WILL WE, STEPHEN, WILL WE.

>> 我們會不會，史蒂芬，我們會不會。

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW!

>> 史蒂芬：我不知道!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE'LL KNOW!

我甚至不知道我們會不會知道！

>> WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE'LL KNOW ONED IT.

>> 我們甚至不知道我們是否會知道它。

AND FOR GOD'S SAKE IF AN ASTEROID DOESN'T HIT US MONDAY

看在上帝的份上，如果一顆隕石不在週一砸到我們身上的話

BECAUSE IT'S BEEN THAT KIND OF ( BLEEP ) YEAR.

因為它已經是那樣的一年了。

>> Stephen: THERE IS-- BY THE WAY, YOU CAN'T SAY ( BLEEP ) ON

>> 斯蒂芬: 有 -- 順便說一下，你不能說 ( BLEEP ) 上。

CBS.

CBS。

I KNOW YOU HAVE THE NEW DEAL WITH APPLE, AND YOU CAN SAY

我知道你有新的協議與蘋果，你可以說。

ANYTHING YOU WANT OVER THERE?

你在那邊有什麼想要的嗎？

>> THAT'S ONLY ON PEOPLE'S IPOD S.

>> 這只是在人們的IPOD S。

>> Stephen: THE ORIGINAL IPOD WITH THE SCROLL WHEEL?

>> 斯蒂芬：最初的IPOD與滾動輪？

THERE'S ACTUALLY AN ASTEROID COMING ON MONDAY.

事實上，有一個星體即將在週一。

THAT'S NOT MADE UP.

這不是做出來的。

THERE IS ACTUALLY AN ASTEROID BUZZING BY THE PLANET ON MONDAY.

事實上，週一有一顆星體在行星上嗡嗡作響。

I'M GOING TO TALK TO MY GUEST NEIL deGRASSE TYSON.

我要去跟我的客人尼爾-德格拉斯-泰森。

>> IS THAT TRUE?

>> 是真的嗎？

>> Stephen: THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE.

>> Stephen: That's ACTUALL TRUE.

>> I WAS MET FOR EXAMPLE.

>> 我是為了舉例而遇到的。

I WAS BEING MET FOR EXAMPLE.

我是為了舉例而被滿足的。

>> Stephen: JUDGE JON, IT'S 2020.

>> Stephen:JUDGE JON，這是2020年。

ALL METAPHORS ARE REAL NOW.

現在所有的譬喻都是真實的。

>> DID YOU EVER IMAGINE IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS THAT THIS WOULD

>> 你有沒有想過，在你最瘋狂的夢想，這將是

BE LIFE.

是生活。

>> Stephen: NO, I DID-- AND I READ A LOT OF SCIENCE FICTION.

>> 史蒂芬：不，我有--而且我讀了很多科幻小說。

I READ-- >> SEE, THAT'S--

我看... ... 看，那是... ...

>> Stephen: A LOT OF DISTONIANS.

>> 史蒂芬：很多DISTONIANS。

AND I NEVER KNEW HOW STUPID OUR LEADERS WOULD BE.

我從來不知道我們的領導人會有多愚蠢。

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW JACKED UP ON SOMA I AM RIGHT NOW?

>> 你知道我現在對SOMA有多狂熱嗎？

BUT THIS IS WHY-- AND THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT

但這是為什麼... ... 這就是人們所不知道的事情。

STEPHEN COLBERT.

斯蒂芬-科爾伯特：

THIS IS WHERE I LOOK TO YOU, BECAUSE YOUR FRAME OF REFERENCE,

這是我找你的地方，因為你的參考框架。

YOU GO FROM BIBLICAL EDENS TO DISTONIAN FUTURES AND YOU HAVE

你從聖經的前世到迪斯頓的未來，你就有了。

THE WHOLE BREADTH OF THAT CONTINUUM AT YOUR PHOTOGRAPHIC

在您的攝影作品中，整個範圍內的連續不斷。

MEMORY AND MINDSET, SO I ASK YOU NOW, STEPHEN, IS IT GOING TO BE

記憶和心態，所以我現在問你，史蒂芬，會不會是你的心態？

OKAY?

好嗎？

>> Stephen: OF COURSE.

>> Stephen:當然。

>> AND YOU CAN GIVE ME SOMETHING FROM THAT-- FROM THAT ROLE BEX

>> 你能不能給我一些... ...從那個角色上的東西？

-- >> Stephen: YES.

--> Stephen:是的。

>> "LORD OF THE RINGS."

>> "指環王"。

GIVE ME "LORD OF THE RINGS."

給我 "魔戒"。

>> Stephen: I ALWAYS HAVE "LORD OF THE RINGS."

>> 史蒂芬：我一直都有 "魔戒"。

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS"?

你想從《指環王》中得到什麼？

DO YOU WANT SOMETHING HOPEFUL FROM "LORD OF THE RINGS"?

你想從《指環王》中得到些許希望嗎？

>> YES, GIVES ME SOMETHING THAT BEARS OUT RESILIENCE.

>> 是的，給我的東西，承載出彈性。

>> Stephen: GIVE ME A SECOND.

>> Stephen:給我一秒鐘。

I'M GOING THROUGH THE OLD TOL KIN OCCIP TOL ROLODEX HERE, DARK

我正在翻閱老托爾親屬的契約書，在這裡，黑暗的托爾羅德克斯

TIMES BUT HOPEFUL.

時代，但希望。

GOT IT.

得到了它。

>> COME ON, COME ON, BABY.

>> 來吧，來吧，寶貝。

>> Stephen: RETURN OF THE KING.

>> Stephen:王者歸來.

OVER THE MOUNTAINS OF SHADOW, THEY'RE ON THE PLANE OF

在陰影的山丘上，他們在飛機上。

GORGOGORRING ON THE.

GORGOGORRING ON THE。

>> I KNOW WHAT THE PLAIN OF GORGOROTH IS, STEPHEN.

>> 我知道戈爾格羅斯平原是什麼，史蒂芬。

I'M FROM NEW JERSEY.

我來自新澤西州。

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT.

你以為我不知道嗎？

FRODO IS PASSED OUT FROM THE STRESS OF RINGS.

FRODO因壓力過大而昏迷不醒。

HE CAN BARELY DRAG HIMSELF FORWARD.

他只能勉強拖著自己前進。

AND SAM IS LOOKING OVER HIM.

而薩姆正看著他。

AND HE'S THERE AT NIGHT, AND THEY'RE HIDING LIKE IN A LITTLE

而他晚上在那裡，他們就像躲在一個小房間裡一樣。

CRATER ON THE PLANE, AND SAM LOOKS UP AT THE SKY, AND

在飛機上，薩姆抬頭看了看天空，然後。

TOLKIEN, RIGHT THERE, PEEPING, AMONG THE CLOUD RACK, ABOVE THE

托爾金，就在那裡，在雲層架子上，在上面偷看

DARK TOR, SAM SAW A WHITE STAR TWINKLE FOR A WHILE.

黑暗的托爾，薩姆看到一顆白色的星星閃爍了一陣子。

THE BEAUTY OF IT SMOTE HIS HEART, AS HE LOOKED UP OUT OF

當他抬頭看向外面的時候，它的美感讓他心頭一熱。

THE FORSAKEN LAND, AND HOPE RETURNED TO HIM.

被遺棄的土地，希望回到了他的身邊。

FOR LIKE A SHAFT, CLEAR AND COLD, THE THOUGHT PIERCED HIM

因為就像一把刀子，又清又冷，思想刺穿了他。

THAT IN THE END, THE SHADOW WAS ONLY A SMALL AND PASSING THING:

在最後，陰影只是一個小的和傳遞的東西。

THERE WAS LIGHT AND HIGH BEAUTY FOR EVER BEYOND ITS REACH."

有光和高尚的美麗，永遠在我的範圍之外。"

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> 哦，我的上帝。

THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

這就是我說的。

I'M GOING TO CRY.

我要哭了。

I WAS LIKE YOU'RE MY DOLLY PARTON.

I WAS LIKE YOU'RE MY DOLLY PARTON.

YOU'RE GOING IT MAKE ME CRY WITH THAT.

你這樣做會讓我哭的。

WHAT IS THE RING IN THAT METAPHOR?

這個比喻中的環是什麼？

>> Stephen: YOUR ANXIETY.

>> Stephen:你的焦慮。

YOUR ANXIETY.

你的焦慮。

>> BECAUSE I WAS PRETTY SURE MY IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME IS THE

>>因為我很確定我的腸易激綜合症是最嚴重的。

RING.

RI NGN：

>> Stephen: NO, THAT'S THE VOLCANO.

>> Stephen:不，那是伏特加諾。

ANYWAY, JON, THIS HAS BEEN GREAT.

無論如何，喬恩，這已經是偉大的。

I GOT NEIL TYSON IN THE WINGS.

我得到了尼爾・泰森的翅膀。

I HAVE TO GO GOING.

我得走了走了。

THANK YOU, THOUGH.

謝謝你，想。

HEY, HAPPY-- HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, MAN.

嘿，快樂... ... 週年紀念快樂，男人。

>> HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOU.

>> 祝你生日快樂。

OH, MAN.

哦，夥計。

>> Stephen: I WOULD DO IT AGAIN IN A MINUTE.

>> Stephen:我會在一分鐘內再做一次。

AND THE MINUTE IT'S SAFE TO HOLD RALLIES AGAIN.

和分鐘，它是安全的 再次舉行集會。

I LOVE YOU.

我愛你。

>> I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER DO IT AGAIN, BUT I REALLY ENJOY THAT

>> 我想我不會再做了，但我真的很喜歡這樣。

SENTIMENT.

情報：

>> Stephen: YEAH, ME, EITHER.

>> Stephen:是的，我，無論是。

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE.

我只是想做個好人。

>> HELLO, FELLAS.

>> 你好，FELLAS。

>> Stephen: TONY BENNETT!

>> Stephen:TONY BENNETT!

>> Jon: TONY!

>> 喬恩TONY！

>> ♪ OH BEAUTIFUL ♪ FOR SPACIOUS SKIES

>> 哦，美麗的天空

>> WE'RE NOT DOING IT, TONY.

>> 我們不這樣做，TONY。

WE'RE NOT DOING THE 10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

我們不做10年的週年紀念。

>> 10 YEARS?

>> 10年？

REALLY?

真的嗎？

NO WONDER YOU LOOK SO OLD!

難怪你看起來這麼老了!

>> Stephen: JON STEWART AND TONY BENNETT, EVERYBODY!

>> JON STEWART 和 TONY BENNETT, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NEIL deGRASSE TYSON TO TALK ABOUT

我們會和尼爾-德格拉斯-泰森一起回來談談

THAT ASTEROID!

那顆星體！