One of the reasons we really want to have you on is that you you do stand out in the world of wrestling.

我們真正想讓你上場的原因之一是你... ...你... ...你確實在摔跤界脫穎而出。

As a guy who will do anything, you will risk your body.

作為一個什麼都會做的人，你會拿自己的身體冒險。

You will hurt yourself.

你會傷害自己的。

I mean, really hurt yourself.

我的意思是，真的傷害自己。

You have You've lost a near wrestling.

你有你已經失去了一個近乎摔跤。

Is that true?

是真的嗎？

I lost two thirds of a near I guess you know that's okay.

我失去了三分之二的接近我想你知道這沒關係。

It's not quite as bad.

還沒有那麼糟。

Yeah, You lost.

是的，你輸了。

I mean, what happened?

我是說，發生了什麼？

I mean, I was in Munich, Germany, and I was doing a move when I end up getting my net caught in the ropes, which actually, uh, steel cables coded by rubber.

我的意思是，我是在慕尼黑，德國， 我正在做一個動作，當我結束時，我得到了我的網 抓住了繩索，這實際上，呃，鋼纜 編碼的橡膠。

And although my opponent later claims he saved my life by pulling me out of their fans, videotape showed that he actually had his back turned towards me was, uh, yelling at the fans.

雖然我的對手後來聲稱他救了我的命，把我從他們的粉絲中拉出來，但錄像帶顯示，他其實是背對著我在，呃，對著粉絲大喊大叫。

And I like him to kind of like the wolf that choose off its paw.

我喜歡他有點像狼，選擇了它的爪子。

You know, I literally I'm not exaggerate when I say I thought I was going to die and they're so tight on my ropes tied on my next when I pulled out of the year didn't just come off it ended up that I got back in.

你知道，我從字面上看，我不是誇張，當我說我以為我會死，他們是如此的緊我的繩索綁在我的下一個當我拉出的一年沒有隻是脫落它結束了，我得到了回來。

And there's quite a bit of blood coming down here.

而且這裡有不少血流下來。

A little pitter patters of blood on the blue mat and that little pitter patter a little bit about your telling so nice this story when I on that matter.

藍色墊子上的血跡，還有那一點一點的坑坑窪窪，關於你講的這麼好的這個故事，當我在這件事上。

Well, yeah, When the When Vader threw a punch, I blocked it and I threw my own punch.

是啊，當維達出拳的時候，我擋住了，然後我自己出拳了。

And there you see something obviously fall off the side of my head.

在那裡，你看到的東西明顯從我的頭頂上掉下來。

Uh, that's gonna be disconcerting to see a part of yourself.

呃，這是要去是令人不安的 看到自己的一部分。

Like What's that?

就像那是什麼？

Oh, right.

哦，對了。

Well, the truth was, that's me.

嗯，事實是，這就是我。

It's a strange series of events because we've actually had to.

這是一個奇怪的系列事件，因為我們實際上已經不得不。

Referees were flown home with injuries, had a French referee who who was not able to tell me that.

裁判是帶傷飛回家的，有一個法國裁判，他不能告訴我。

Hey, I've got your ear here.

嘿，我已經得到了你的耳朵在這裡。

So he picked it up.

於是他把它撿了起來。

He handed it to the ring announcer.

他把它交給了擂臺上的播音員。

And while the match was still going on, the ring announcer kinda tiptoed it to the back where when I finished, it was waiting for me in a bag of ice.

而當比賽還在進行時，擂臺上的播音員還挺躡手躡腳地把它放到後面，當我結束時，它正裝在一袋冰塊裡等著我。

That's nice.

這很好。

They put it on ice for you.

他們給你加了冰塊

That's very considerate people over there.

那邊的人很體貼。

How many?

有多少人？

How many stitches have you had in your whole, uh, you know, it's probably had about 50 behind that here beforehand.

你整整縫了多少針，嗯，你知道的，這後面大概有50針左右，在這之前。

So there went 50 right away.

於是馬上就有了50個。

I've probably had about, uh, you know, over 300.

我大概有，呃，你知道，超過300。

But, uh, so I could hit you right now You just fall apart.

但是，呃，所以我可以打你現在 你只是崩潰。

No, no, I'm actually pretty good at taking punishment.

不，不，其實我很擅長接受懲罰。

That's kind of my calling card.

這算是我的名片。

And there's kind of, like, a matter of personal pride where you don't actually go to the emergency room unless you really need it.

有一種，喜歡，個人的驕傲的問題 你實際上不去急診室 除非你真的需要它。

That's for wimps.

那是給懦夫的

That's what I say.

我也是這麼說的。

It was getting to the point where that the doctors knew me on a first name basis.

越來越多的醫生對我的認識是以名字為基礎的。

There.

好了

You again.

又是你

So, you know, you learn to kind of patch yourself up with a little bit of Krazy Glue are, uh, or tape.

所以，你知道，你學會了一種修補自己 用一點點的Krazy膠水，呃，或錄音帶。

So I've had I've had quite a few injuries.

所以我有我有不少的傷。

Well, I wanna let's prove this to people because they're a lot of people that don't know this.

好吧，我想讓我們來證明這一點的人 因為他們是很多人不知道這一點。

About a year and a half ago, you had what many people believe to be the greatest match of all time.

大約一年半前，你有很多人認為是有史以來最偉大的比賽。

It was you versus the undertaker, and it clearly went beyond the bounds of anything people have seen in wrestling before.

那是你對陣殯儀館的比賽，這顯然超出了人們之前在摔跤比賽中所看到的一切界限。

Let's take a look at this clip right here and show people what happened.

讓我們來看看這個片段，就在這裡，並告訴人們發生了什麼。

You're on top of a cage.

你在一個籠子上面。

That's about 16 ft down.

這大約是16英尺以下。

Now that Z now that Okay, You know what?

現在，Z現在，好吧，你知道嗎？

We weren't showing the same fall over and over again.

我們並沒有一次又一次地展示同樣的落差。

That was three times.

那是三次。

There's no reason to concerned.

沒有理由擔心。

Is that was fake.

那是假的。

Yeah, Yeah.

是啊，是啊。

I mean, that's the thing is you look at that.

我的意思是，這是你看的事情。

You're like, there's no way that you could fake falling.

你喜歡，有沒有辦法，你可以假摔。

How many feet was that?

那是多少腳？

It was legitimate.

它是合法的。

16 ft 16 ft Fall onto a table and you didn't stop there.

16英尺 16英尺 摔到桌子上，你還沒停呢。

They started to take you on a stretcher, and you gotta just felt like it was a pay per view.

他們開始把你放在擔架上， 你得只是覺得這是一個付費的觀點。

The fans paid $30.

粉絲們花了30元。

I felt like maybe I'd given him about $20 worth they needed.

我覺得也許我給了他他們需要的20美元的價值。

They needed more what they wanted.

他們需要更多他們想要的東西。

Let's show what you did after they after you woke up from that.

讓我們來看看你做了什麼後，他們後，你醒來後，從。

Look, I'm hot.

你看，我很熱。

This is the same night, right?

這是同一個晚上，對嗎？

Adrenaline's going through my body.

腎上腺素在我的身體裡遊走。

I climb up the cage, Right.

我爬上籠子，右。

That's exactly what I would dio.

這正是我會dio。

Yeah, actually, there, uh, chair that followed me down with actually knocked out a couple of my teeth.

是的，實際上，有，呃，椅子跟著我下來，實際上敲掉了我的幾顆牙齒。

Now here comes the thumbtacks, which I had made famous over in Japan.

現在，我在日本那邊出名的拇指扣來了。

Boom!

轟！

See that thing in my nose?

看到我鼻子裡的東西了嗎？

Now, wait a minute.

現在，等待一分鐘。

Let Zio a couple of things.

讓齊奧做幾件事。

First of all, those air like those were real tax.

首先，這些空氣像那些是真正的稅收。

That's not I mean, you know, I wasn't able to find with some fans think actually exist, which is like a fake thumbtacks store where you buy your fake chairs, you know?

這不是我的意思是，你知道，我是不是能夠找到 一些球迷認為實際存在的， 這就像一個假的大拇指的商店 你買你的假椅子，你知道嗎？

Yeah, it was a real deal.

是的，這是一個真實的交易。

There was about 6000 of them, and I'd say about five or 600 ended up in my body.

大約有6000個，我想說大約有五六百個在我的身體裡結束了。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

So after And also you went in the fall when you fell through the through the cage.

所以，之後，你也去在秋天的時候，你通過通過籠子掉下來。

That was not supposed to happen.

這是不應該發生的。

Yeah, you fell and you lost a tooth cage, pulled an ad lib on me and we went through.

是啊，你摔了一跤，丟了一個牙籠，還對我大放厥詞，我們就這樣過去了。

Yeah, if you could see it.

是的，如果你能看到它。

I don't know if you could see a lot of a lot of fans watch this tape over and over and over, and I firmly believe that they don't have girlfriends.

我不知道你能不能看到很多很多的粉絲把這盤帶子看了一遍又一遍，我堅信他們沒有女朋友。

Anyone who's seen that, uh, match more than three or four times?

有誰看過那場比賽超過三四次的？

Probably.

也許吧

Well, anyway, hey, You know what I'm talking about?

好吧，反正，嘿，你知道我在說什麼嗎？

E doesn't date a lot.

E並不經常約會。

You know, what I love is you said those guys don't have girlfriends.

你知道嗎，我喜歡的是你說那些人沒有女朋友。

And one guy went, Yeah, not the reaction I had in high school when I didn't have a girlfriend.

有一個人就說，是啊，不是我在高中沒有女朋友時的反應。

Now you lost a tooth, and the tooth went in your nose way.

現在，你掉了一顆牙，牙齒進了你的鼻子。

Have a picture of this.

有一個圖片的這。

It's not for the squeamish.

這不是給那些膽小的人準備的。

Can we see this, please?

我們能看看這個嗎？

You see that?

你看到了嗎？

It looks like I'm smiling.

看起來我好像在笑。

They thought I was smiling.

他們以為我在笑。

Look at this man.

看看這個人。

Guy.

蓋伊

What is trying to do is trying to push my tongue through the hole underneath my lip.

想做的是想把我的舌頭從嘴脣下面的洞裡擠進去。

Okay?

好嗎？

I had about I thought, you know, I'm gonna go above and beyond that $30 limit.

我曾想過，你知道，我要去 超過30美元的限制。

I'm really gonna you know, I'm going to give them something they can remember, But it's been talked about.

我真的要... ...你知道，我要給他們一些他們能記住的東西，但它已經被談論。

I mean, a famous match.

我是說，一場著名的比賽。

Yeah.

是啊。

I mean, I'll never you know, that's like what Chappaquiddick is to Ted Kennedy.

我的意思是，我永遠不會... ...你知道，這就像查帕基迪克是泰德・肯尼迪。

Hell, in the cell is to make it all.

地獄，在牢房裡就是為了讓這一切。

So what a wonderful thing to say.

所以說，這是一件多麼美妙的事情。

Uh, before we go because we're running very tight on time here, Quickly you're famous for you use a smelly sweat sock called socko to disable your opponents on.

呃，在我們走之前，因為我們的時間很緊，Quickly你很出名，你用一種叫socko的臭汗襪讓你的對手失去能力。

We only have a second, but there's Sokka, have Mr Socko, but I do.

我們只有一秒鐘，但有Sokka，有Socko先生，但我。

I apply on a nerve hold, which is made doubly effective with the use of a smelly sweat sock.

我應用在神經把持上，用臭汗襪使之加倍有效。

And I go underneath the tongue is a hold that Dr Sam Shepherd of the fugitive fame, the doctor who?

我去舌頭下面是一個持有，山姆謝潑德博士的逃犯名氣，醫生誰？

Another great reference for the fugitive based on you go underneath the tongue and the fans at home.

又是一個很好的參考依據，你去舌下留人，家裡的粉絲。

It's the only move that you can actually trying yourselves.

這是唯一可以真正自己嘗試的動作。

So around the country you might wanna open up, go underneath the tongue and press down on the two nerves while simultaneously.

所以在全國各地你不妨打開，到舌頭下面去，同時按住兩根神經。

Big word for a wrestler pressing up on the little bone that goes underneath the jaw.

大字不識一個摔跤手壓在下巴下面的小骨頭上。

And you can actually paralyze people by doing sure the paralyzing pain they can and the swelling the smelly sweat sock is just to humiliate them while you're doing it.

而且其實你可以通過做一定的麻痺痛苦來麻痺人，而腫脹的臭汗襪只是為了在你做的時候羞辱他們。

Yeah, well, before we go, we're just about out of time.

是啊，在我們走之前，我們的時間不多了。

But I know you're a sports fan.

但我知道你是個體育迷。

People are curious who you're rooting for in the World Series.

大家都很好奇你在世界大賽中支持誰。

Well, I grew up in Long Island, and there's actually a little section in my book about the fondness I have for the memories of my dad taking me to Yankee Stadium, where usedto wait for the ball players.

我在長島長大 在我的書裡有一小節是關於我對父親帶我去洋基體育場的記憶的喜愛 在那裡等待球星們的到來。

So I'd like Thio.

所以我喜歡Thio。

I'd like to see the Yankees e Okay, great.

我想看洋基隊的比賽 好的，很好。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

E o Nicely done.

E o 做得很好。

Oh, Mick, I am so sorry that happened.

哦，米克，我很抱歉，發生了。

He'll be fine.

他不會有事的

Uh, well, the book the book is called Have a nice day.

呃，好吧，這本書的書名叫《祝你愉快》。

It's a tale of blood and sweat socks.

這是一個血汗襪的故事。

And you did not use a ghostwriter.

而且你也沒有用代筆。

You wrote this yourself.

這是你自己寫的。

You don't want to mention that.

你不想提這個。

Uh, Mick, it was so great having you on the show a comeback, Jimmy.

呃，米克，它是如此之大，你在節目中復出，吉米。

Shit.

媽的！