Name: 特朗普與拜登最後一次對決 (Trump & Biden Faced Off One Last Time)
Uploaded: 2020-10-24T19:17:15.000Z
Duration: 10 min 22 s

BUT FIRST, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT FINAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

但首先，我們得談談最後的總統辯論。

IT REMEANED ME OF A TIME THAT WE WERE GOING, I THINK ABOUT 13,

這讓我想起了我們去的時候，我想是13歲吧。

AND WE WERE GOING TO MY AUNTIE MARILYN'S AND I HAD BEEN QUITE

我們要去我的姑媽瑪麗蓮家，我已經很。

BADLY BEHAVED THE LAST TIME WE WERE THERE, RIGHT, AND I CAN

上次我們在那裡的時候表現得很糟糕，對吧，我可以

REMEMBER SO VIVIDLY, AND I ONLY REMEMBER IT WATCHING THE DEBATE

我記得很清楚，我只記得在看辯論的時候。

MY MOM GOING, NOW, NO MORE OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.

我媽媽要走了，現在，沒有更多的什麼發生了最後一次。

ANY MESSING AROUND, ANY CHATBACK, ARGUING, FIGHTING,

任何亂七八糟的事情，任何哈拉，爭吵，打架。

AND THE WHOLE TIME I WAS THERE, I WAS, THANK YOU, AUNTIE,

而我在那裡的時候，我是，謝謝你，阿姨。

AUNTIE MARILYN, IS THERE ANY CHANCE I COULD HAVE A CUP OF

瑪麗蓮阿姨，我能不能喝杯咖啡？

THANK YOU, AUNTIE MARILYN, I REALTY APPRECIATE IT.

謝謝你，瑪麗蓮阿姨，我真的很感激。

THAT'S WHAT THE TWO OF THEM LOOKED LIKE ON THE STAGE.

這就是他們兩個在舞臺上的樣子。

>> James: I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHO THAT DEBATE WAS FOR.

>> 詹姆斯。我真的不知道那場辯論是為了誰。

MORE THAN 47 MILLION AMERICAN VOTERS HAVE ALREADY VOTED.

超過4700萬美國選民已經進行了投票。

I THINK PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTED EARLY JUST SO THEY DIDN'T HAVE

我想人們實際上提前投票只是為了不需要

我會看巨人隊和老鷹隊的比賽。

IT WAS FOR THE ONE REMAINING UNDECIDED VOTER.

是為了剩下的一個未決定的投票者。

I CAN TELL YOU HIS NAME IS CRAIG, HE LIVES IN DENVER, AND

我可以告訴你，他的名字叫克萊格，他住在丹佛，而且。

FUNNY FACT ABOUT CRAIG, HE IS AN (BLEEP).

克雷格的趣事，他是一個（嗶）。

( LAUGHTER ) LET'S TALK ABOUT THE DEBATE.

IT STARTED OUT PRETTY CIVIL WITH BOTH TRUMP AND BIDEN STAYING ON

一開始很文雅，特朗普和比登都留在了這裡

THE FIRST SUBJECT WAS THE CORONAVIRUS EPIDEMIC WHICH LED

第一個主題是導致冠狀病毒疫情的原因。

TO THIS EXCHANGE -- >> WE'RE ABOUT TO GO INTO DARK

交易所 -- >> 我們要進入黑暗狀態了

WINTER, A DARK WINTER, AND EHE HAS NO CLEAR PLAN AND THERE'S NO

冬天，一個黑暗的冬天，和他沒有明確的計劃，也沒有。

PROSPECT THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE A VACCINE AVAILABLE FOR THE

有可能會有一種疫苗可用於治療癌症。

MAJORITY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE BEFORE THE MIDDLE OF NEXT YEAR.

明年年中之前，大多數美國人民。

>> PRESIDENT TRUMP, YOUR REACTION, HE SAYS YOU HAVE NO

>> 特朗普總統，你的反應，他說你沒有。

>> I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A DARK WINTER AT ALL.

>> 我不認為我們會有一個黑暗的冬天。

>> 詹姆斯。這些傢伙是如此EMO。

DARK WINTER SOUNDS LIKE AN "AVENGERS" MOVIE OR A SEQUEL TO

黑暗的冬天聽起來像 "AVENGERS "的電影或續集

"THE HUNGER GAMES" THAT WILL NEVER BE IN THEATERS BECAUSE TO

"飢餓遊戲"，永遠不會在電影院，因為到

FAIRLY WELL LIT WINTER BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE STUCK

公平地照亮冬天，因為我們都會被困住。

FOR ANY YOUNGER VIEWERS, WHEN I SAY WELL LIT, I DON'T MEAN THE

對於任何年輕的觀眾，當我說WELL LIT，我並不是指的是那個。

WHENEVER I WANT TO GO, TIM, ONE OF THE YOUNG HIP AND GROOVY

無論我想去哪裡，TIM，一個年輕的HIP和GROOVY。

AND HE'LL COME BACK GOING, OH, HE'S, LIKE, FLOSSING IN THE

他會回來的，哦，他是，喜歡， FLOSSING中的

AT ONE POINT, PRESIDENT TRUMP WENT ON THE ATTACK AND ACCUSED

有一次，特朗普總統發起攻擊，並指責

BIDEN OF HIDING FROM COVID IN HIS BASEMENT.

比登在他的地下室裡躲避科維德。

WE CAN'T LOCK OURSELVES UP IN THE BASEMENT LIKE JOE DOES.

我們不能像喬那樣把自己鎖在地下室裡。

HE'S OBVIOUSLY MADE A LOT OF MONEY SOMEPLACE, BUT HE HAS THIS

他顯然是賺了很多錢的地方，但他有這個。

BY THE WAY, I, AS THE PRESIDENT, COULD DON'T THAT.

順便說一下，我作為主席，可以不這樣做。

I'D LOVE TO PUT MYSELF IN THE BASEMENT OR IN A BEAUTIFUL ROOM

我想把自己放在地下室或美麗的房間裡。

IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND GO AWAY FOR A YEAR AND A HALF UNTILT IT

在白宮裡，離開一年半，直到它。

>> 詹姆斯。是的，我們也會喜歡它！

想象一下特朗普就這樣消失了。

AFTER HE SAID THAT, EVEN MELANIA LOOKED UP FROM HER MAGAZINE.

他說完後，連梅蘭妮亞都從雜誌上抬起頭來。

( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP SAID HE'D LOVE TO HIDE IN

BUT I GUESS HE'LL HAVE TO MAKE DUE WITH HIDING ON A GOLF COURSE

但我想他必須要躲在高爾夫球場上才行。

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, THE NIGHT STARTED OFF A

LITTLE SLOW, BUT THEN JOE BIDEN REALIZED EXACTLY WHO HE IS.

有點慢，但後來喬-比登意識到了他的真實身份。

HE THINKS HE'S RUNNING AGAINST SOMEBODY ELSE.

I BEAT ALL THOSE OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE I DISAGREED WITH THEM.

我打了所有其他的人，因為我和他們意見不一致。

EITHER JOE BIDEN FOUND HIS FIGHTING SPIRIT OR HE FORGET

無論是喬-比登找到了他的戰鬥精神，還是他忘記了。

THAT HE'S JOE BIDEN, BUT EITHER WAY, I'M PUMPED!

他是喬-比登，但無論哪種方式，我很興奮！

AT ONE POINT, THOUGH, TRUMP WENT AFTER BIDEN'S SON, HUNTER, AND

有一次，特朗普去找比登的兒子，獵手，和。

IMPLIED THAT BIDEN HIMSELF WAS INVOLVED IN SOMETHING UNETHICAL.

暗示比登本人参與了一些不合法的事情。

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