Name: 邁克-彭斯準備與參議員卡馬拉-哈里斯進行辯論。 (Mike Pence Prepares for His Debate Against Sen. Kamala Harris)
Uploaded: 2020-10-24T18:38:22.000Z
Duration: 3 min 38 s

Tomorrow night is the vice-presidential debate

邁克-彭斯和卡馬拉-哈里斯之間。

And get this -- we managed to get our hands

得到這個... ... 我們設法得到我們的手。

-好吧，我們開始吧好吧，我們開始吧

The vice-presidential debate is tomorrow night,

and the entire world will be half-watching.

versus the heroic reverend from "Footloose."

與 "Footloose "中的英雄牧師對決。

所以，讓我們準備。是 "準備 "的簡稱。

-你準備好走了嗎，先生？-準備好了

since Mother and I visited that grain silo.

自從母親和我去了那個糧倉之後。

Between COVID in the White House and the climate crisis

在白宮的COVID和氣候危機之間。

what's the biggest threat facing America today?

今天美國面臨的最大威脅是什麼？

Rock-'n'-roll music is a Satan-level threat

conjured by the dark power of female magic.

由女性魔法的黑暗力量召喚出來的。

That's why I'm doing everything in my power to bring

這就是為什麼我盡我所能地把... ...

barnyard nursery rhymes back into the mainstream.

-Mr. Vice President, did you take on any presidential duties

-副總統先生，你有沒有擔任過總統職務？

while Mr. Trump was recovering in Walter Reed?

當特朗普先生在沃爾特里德康復的時候？

I took on several more roles in the White House,

including milk tester and haunted portrait.

-Well, of course, it is, and I'm proof of it.

Well, that's just God punishing us for "Animal Crossing."

嗯，這只是上帝懲罰我們的 "動物穿越"。

這是不自然的。狐狸不應該說話。

who think Kamala Harris speaks for the disenfranchised?

誰認為卡馬拉-哈里斯為被剝奪權利的人說話？

The most disenfranchised people in this country

這個國家最被剝奪公民權的人。

are folks like me -- old white men who believe

是像我這樣的人 - 老白人誰相信

Besides, I too have been connecting with Generation Z,

另外，我也一直在和Z世代聯繫。

and I've even tried this new food all the kids

我甚至還嘗試了這個新的食物 所有的孩子們

-Sir, President Trump attacked Joe Biden's family.

先生，特朗普總統襲擊了喬-拜登的家人。

Would you do the same to your opponent tonight?

你今晚會對你的對手做同樣的事嗎？

about how Mother has to burp me when I eat salted chips,

說我吃鹹片的時候，媽媽要給我打嗝。

-Sir, do you support the Senate healthcare bill

-先生，你是否支持參議院的醫療法案？

that would protect people with pre-existing conditions?

-I do. In fact, I have a lot of pre-existing conditions myself,

-我是這樣想的。事實上，我自己也有很多以前就存在的情況。

including a tap-water allergy, pajama rash,

和偏頭痛，我得到每當我看到一隻狗。

哦，先生，就當我是蘇珊-佩吉吧先生，就當我是蘇珊-佩吉吧。

-Well, I'll probably just address her chaperone, but okay.

-好吧，我可能會只是解決她的監護人，但好吧。

-Mr. Vice President, a lot of people are saying

-副總統先生，很多人都在說... ...

that Kamala is just a more dynamic candidate

卡馬拉只是一個更有活力的候選人

-I say that's why I'm debuting my new catch phrase.

-我說，這就是為什麼我首次亮相我的新口號。

After I make a good point, I'm going to say,

"現在，這是一個辣的蘇打水。"

Will you step down from the vice presidency...

你會不會從副總統的位置上退下來... ...

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