A lot of wildfires right now in our part of California.

現在我們加州有很多野火。

Are you worried?

你擔心嗎？

Do you worry about the fires that you prepared?

你擔心自己準備的火種嗎？

Well, of course I worry about the fires.

好吧，我當然擔心火災。

Why wouldn't I worry about the fires?

我為什麼不擔心火災？

Well, it's a question I was told to ask you.

有人讓我問你一個問題

I thought you had a comedy ready to go.

我以為你已經準備好了一部喜劇。

So that's why I asked.

所以，這就是我問的原因。

Well, even if you didn't ask, I would tell you that I'm worried about the fires.

就算你不問，我也會告訴你，我很擔心火災。

Uh, way are prepared.

呃，方式是準備。

We have all kinds of evacuation kits in our garage.

我們的車庫裡有各種各樣的疏散工具。

We have earthquake evacuation kits.

我們有地震疏散包。

Way have fire evacuation, kids.

方式有火災疏散，孩子。

We have co vid.

我們有共同的視頻。

And by the way, any one of these evacuation kits will work in a pinch.

順便說一下，這些疏散包中的任何一個都可以在緊急情況下使用。

If I haven't argued with my wife and I got kicked out of the house, I don't have one of them.

如果我沒有和老婆吵架，被趕出家門，我就沒有一個人。

You could grab.

你可以抓住。

So you're saying if if you have to suddenly leave your wife because of a fight, you could grab an earthquake, a co vid or a fire evacuation kit and just check into a motel.

你的意思是說，如果你因為吵架而突然要離開你的妻子，你可以拿著地震、錄像帶或消防疏散包，然後住進汽車旅館。

Yeah, fire would be better because that has a tent in it.

是啊，火會更好，因為那裡面有一個帳篷。

And I wouldn't eso if I see you if I'm driving around the neighborhood and I see you in a tent on the front yard and yet there's been no fires.

如果我在附近開車看到你，我就不會看到你，我看到你在前院的帳篷裡，卻沒有發生火災。

I know that you've had a fight with your wife.

我知道你和你老婆吵架了。

Yeah, and here's the thing also about the the I wouldn't take the evacuation kit because I've been dipping into that like Onley during, like, tremors.

是啊，這裡的事情也是關於... ...我不會採取疏散包 因為我已經浸入，像Onley在一樣，震盪。

If there's a tremor, I'll just open up and take one little thing out and eat it.

如果有震盪，我就會打開，把一個小東西拿出來吃。

A zone emotional, you know, blanket.

一個區域的情感，你知道，毯子。

A feeling of security?

安全感？

Yeah.

是啊。

So the only thing left in the evacuation in the earthquake kit, I think, is just like a can of tuna, white tuna and no can opener.

所以地震包裡的疏散物品，我想就只剩下像金槍魚罐頭一樣的東西了，白鮪魚，沒有開罐器。

But I bet no can opener ate that last week.

但我敢打賭，上週沒有開罐器吃過這個。