Oops just had a baby.

哎呀剛生完孩子。

Hiya, Dutchie!

嗨，Dutchie！

What is up?

怎麼了？

About 18 hours ago we lost a chopper

18小時前，我們失去了一架直升機

with some very important people on it.

有一些非常重要的人在上面。

They crashed right about here.

他們就在這裡墜毀了。

They look so tiny.

他們看起來好小。

I can't even see them.

我甚至看不到他們。

Not there! That's a map you idiot!

不是那裡！ 那是一張地圖，你這個白痴！

We need you to rescue our men.

我們需要你去救我們的人

Hey old buddy!

嘿，老夥計！

Spontaneous Arm Wrestling!

自發的手臂摔跤！

Eyeeeeyeaaleeeeeheeeeheeeeeaagh

Eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaagh。

Okay I'm done.

好吧，我完成了。

Alright, Team, introduce yourselves.

好了，隊員們，自我介紹一下。

I know spanish.

我懂西班牙文

I'm mentally unstable.

我精神不穩定

I'll direct the sequel some day.

有朝一日我會執導續集。

I don't believe in shaving cream.

我不相信剃鬚膏。

And I'm gonna be a governor.

而我將成為一個州長。

Ooo! That sounds fun!

哦！ 這聽起來很有趣！

Alright!

好吧！

Let's go find the chopper!

我們去找直升機吧！

Found it.

找到了

Can we go home now?

我們可以回家了嗎？

No.

不知道

Hey everyone!

嘿，大家好！

I found the people we're looking for!

我找到了我們要找的人!

Yaaaaaaaaay!

Yaaaaaaaaay!

They're all dead.

他們都死了。

Booooooooooo

Booooooooooo

And they're missing their skin!

而且他們的皮膚也不見了！

Eeeeewwwwww!

Eeeeewwwwww!

I'm searching for bad guys!

我在找壞人！

I'm a bad guy!

我是個壞人！

There they are!

他們在那裡！

Time for payback!

還錢的時候到了！

Attack!

攻擊！

yes.

是的。

Chew on this!

咀嚼這個！

I believe I can die

我相信我可以死

Wow! This is really easy!

哇！ 這真的很簡單！

Ugh!

啊！

Oh it's a girl!

哦，是個女孩！

She's obviously not a bad guy.

她顯然不是一個壞人。

Hey let me go!

嘿，讓我走！

No! You're our prisoner now!

不，你現在是我們的俘虜！

Hey I was gonna kill those guys.

嘿，我本來想殺了這些傢伙。

That's it! I'm gonna come for you guys now.

就這樣吧！我現在就去找你們。 我現在要去找你們了。

Walking through the jungle

走過叢林

We got guns & nades

我們有槍支和墨鏡

We got the whup!

我們得到了whup！

We're totally being watched right now.

我們現在完全被監視了。

What! No you're not!

什麼，不，你不是！

Yes we are!

是的，我們是！

Billy!

比利！

What do you see?

你看到了什麼？

I said, "Billy!"

我說，"比利！"

Heeeeaagh!

Heeeeeeaagh!

What is it?

什麼事？

There's something watching us.

有東西在看著我們

I'm totally gonna hit you with this log.

我完全要用這根木頭打你。

What? OW!

什麼？ - 哇！嗷！

Run run run! As fast as I can!

跑跑跑！ 越快越好！

You'll never catch me! I'm the..

你永遠也抓不到我！ 我是...

Gotcha! Dangit!

逮到你了！ 該死的！

Hey! Let her go!

嘿，讓她走！

What?!

什麼？

Aaaagh!

Aaaagh!

Hawkins!

霍金斯！

Where's Hawkins?

霍金斯在哪裡？

He dead.

他死了。

What could have killed him!?

什麼東西能殺死他！？

Was it you giant snake?

是你這條大蛇嗎？

Was it you porcupine?

是你這隻豪豬嗎？

I'm just...

我只是...

Dead.

死了

What?

什麼？

What just happened?

剛才發生了什麼？

Hey there.

嘿，你好。

It was the jungle!

那是叢林！

Everybody fire your weapons!

每個人都開火！

Shoot all of the bullets!

打光所有的子彈！

Shoot that tree!

射那棵樹！

Shoot those leaves!

拍那些葉子！

Did we get him?

我們抓到他了嗎？

You missed me!

你想我了！

How bout now?

現在呢？

I'm still alive!

我還活著！

How bout now?

現在呢？

No!

不！

I give up!

我放棄了！

Blane, are you dead?

Blane，你死了嗎？

Move your eyelids if you're dead.

死了就動動眼皮。

Okay he's dead.

好吧，他已經死了。

Ugh! I can't believe they hit me!

啊！ 我不能相信他們打我！

Good thing I can perform surgery on myself.

好在我可以給自己做手術。

Alright don't scream in 3... 2....

好了，別叫了，3... 2....。

one.

一。

AHAAAAaAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAGGH!

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！

DANGIT!

DANGIT！

What keeps attacking us?!

是什麼一直在攻擊我們？

It's probably an alien.

可能是外星人

That's dumb. You're dumb.

這是愚蠢的。 你是個傻子

He's right. It's an alien.

他說的沒錯 這是一個外國人。

Everyone's going crazy.

每個人都要瘋了。

What do you think, Billy?

你覺得呢，比利？

Alien.

外星人

Alright. Let's set a trap.

好吧，我們設個陷阱 讓我們設置一個陷阱。

Time for a montage.

是時候來個蒙太奇了。

Planting mines and pulling ropes

埋設地雷和拉繩

and bending trees and chopping vines.

和彎樹砍藤。

and pulling vines and tossing ropes

拔藤拋繩

and catching ropes and dropping ropes

和抓繩索和落繩索

hammering with that old rock

敲打著那塊老石頭

now twist that thing around the stick

現在把那東西繞在棍子上

Now flex your guns now bend that tree!

現在，彎曲你的槍，現在彎曲那棵樹！

now gonna catch the predator!

現在要去抓捕捕食者！

Now squat dooooooown.

現在，蹲下dooooooown。

Oops we forgot the bait!

哦，我們忘了誘餌！

I'll be the bait.

我會成為誘餌。

What?

什麼？

Here alien alien alien!

這裡是外星人外星人！

Hmm. I guess he's not here.

嗯，我猜他不在這裡。我猜他不在這裡。

Surprise! Weeeeeeeee!

驚喜！Weeeeeee!

I got it! I got it!

我知道了！ 我知道了！

I don't got it.

我不明白

I see it!

我看到了！

Do you see it?

你看到了嗎？

Oh yeah!

哦，是的！

You ready to kill it?

你準備好殺它了嗎？

Na let's split up.

那我們分頭行動吧。

Oh. Okay if you say so.

哦，好吧，如果你這麼說。 好吧，如果你這麼說。

I mean I really think we should've stayed together...

我是說我真的覺得我們應該在一起... ...

Ooo what's that?

那是什麼？

Oh poop!

哦，大便！

Well he dead.

好吧，他死了。

Good thing I'm a main character. That means I'll stay alive the whole movie...

好在我是個主角這意味著我可以在整部電影中活下來... ...

Awe come on man!

畏懼來的人！

Awe give me a gun!

給我一把槍！

No it wont kill you if you don't have a gun!

如果你沒有槍，它不會殺了你!

Shouldn't we just all drop our guns then?

那我們是不是應該把槍放下？

Don't be an idiot!

別傻了！

This is not some stupid parody cartoon!

這可不是什麼愚蠢的模仿卡通片!

Yeah... I think I'll drop my guns now.

是啊，我想我現在要放下槍了。

What!?

什麼！？

I'll use a giant knife instead.

我會用一把大刀代替。

That's... not any better.

那是... ... 沒有更好的。

You should go.

你應該去。

Well... See you later!

好吧...回頭見！

G G

G G

We've got to keep running!

我們得繼續跑！

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

AAAAAAAAAAGH！

I'm totally dying over here right nooooooooooow

我完全死在這裡的權利 nooooooooooooow

Yeaaaaaaggghheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeghhhhhh

Yeaaaaaaggghheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeghhh。

Oh no!

哦，不！

Billy is dead!

比利已經死了！

So is this fool!

這個傻瓜也是！

Blaagh!

Blaagh！

Noooooo!

不！

And you too!

你也是！

Insert quotable shouting phrase here!

在此插入名言警句!

I'll get to the choppa!

我去拿菜刀！

You did it!

你做到了！

Just keep running running running!

繼續跑跑跑！

I'm gonna get you!

我一定要抓住你！

Jungle slide!

叢林滑梯！

I immediately regret my decision!

我立刻後悔自己的決定!

ugh! I lived.

唉！ 我還活著

at least i got away.

至少我逃脫了。

Time to sleep.

該睡覺了

Cannon Ball!

炮彈！

Oh crap! I was sleeping!

糟糕！ 我在睡覺！

Ugh... Swimming was a bad choice.

呃...游泳是一個糟糕的選擇。

Oh this is it!

哦，就是這個！

Here Dutchie Dutchie Dutchie!

在這裡，Dutchie Dutchie Dutchie！

What?

什麼？

*sigh* I guess he got away.

*我想他是跑掉了。

Oh it couldn't see me because I'm dirty!

哦，它看不見我，因為我很髒!

No more baths!

不要再洗澡了!

It is just the two of us now.

現在只有我們兩個人了。

Time for another montage!

是時候再來一次蒙太奇了!

This totally worked the first time so lets build another booby-trap.

第一次完全成功，所以我們再建一個誘殺裝置。

now check that rope real carefully

現在仔細檢查那根繩子

Now lift that thing up in the sky

現在把那東西舉到天上去

you're so dang strong it's almost done

壯哉，壯哉，快好了

Now hold it up with that old stick

現在用那根老棍子把它舉起來

now dust the leaves with gunpowder

撒上火藥

Now smear some mud all on your face

現在在你的臉上塗上一些泥巴

Now wait theeeeeere.

現在等著吧

This will be great for my pores.

這對我的毛孔有很大的幫助。

Here alien alien alien.

這裡的外星人外星人。

*gasp*

*喘氣？

awkward.

尷尬的。

Nice fire you've got there.

你的火真漂亮

But where are you?

但你在哪裡？

I'm right here you idiot!

我就在這裡，你這個白痴！

Ooooogh!

嗚嗚！

you like fireworks huh?

你喜歡煙花吧？

Well how about these?

那這些呢？

Oof!

哦！

I lived.

我還活著

Where did it go?

它去哪兒了？

oooo! It's bleeding!

嗚嗚它在流血！

Where are you?

你在哪裡？

It's right behind me isn't it.

就在我身後，不是嗎？

Yep.

是的。

You should... lighten up!

你應該... ... 放輕鬆點！

Oh my eyes!

哦，我的眼睛！

You'll never take me alive!

你休想活捉我！

Oh dang it!

哦，該死的！

oh no! A bath!

哦，不！ 洗澡！

It's probably alright though.

不過可能還好吧。

Hey.

嘿嘿

uh oh.

嗯，哦。

Hey guess what

嘿，你猜怎麼著？

Chicken Butt?

雞屁股？

No!

不！

I find you worthy.

我覺得你值得。

Oh thanks!

哦，謝謝！

Worthy of what?

值得什麼？

Seeing my face.

看到我的臉。

Esherscherrshaarshaaarsharrrrr

Esherscherrshaarrr

Eeegh! Put your helmet back on! Please!

Eeegh! 把你的頭盔戴上！ 求你了！

Nooooo!

不！

*grunt*

*咕嚕聲

Uh oh.

嗯，哦。

Ha ha! Looks like I win.

哈哈，看來我贏了。 看來我贏了。

I'm not dead yet!

我還沒死呢！

It's time to rock!

是時候搖滾了！

Oh you're bleeding!

哦，你在流血！

I suddenly feel sorry for you.

我突然覺得你很可憐。

Even though you just killed everybody I know.

儘管你剛剛殺了我認識的所有人

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

You know you're not supposed to text during the movies!

你知道在看電影的時候不應該發短信的!

Time for my last laugh!

我最後一次笑的時間到了!

I should probably run now!

我現在應該跑了！

Look over there!

看那邊！

There's no way anyone could've survived that!

誰也不可能活下來!

I lived.

我還活著

Cause I live through everything

因為我經歷了一切

Apparently.

顯然是這樣

Ooooh he's sooooo handsome!

哦，他太帥了!

Hey, Dutch!

嘿，達奇！

I hear they're gonna make a sequel!

我聽說他們要拍續集了!

I wont be back.

我不會回來了。

But I'll do like 15 Terminator movies!

但我會做15部終結者電影！