Wow.

哇哦

You know, it's a spirited debate when you can't figure out which candidate to charge with elder abuse.

你知道，當你不知道該指控哪位候選人虐待老人時，這是一場激烈的辯論。

Oh, for sure, you know.

哦，當然，你知道的。

And tonight, Joe Biden, he really proved once and for all that he's not on speed.

今晚 喬-拜登 他真的一次又一次地證明了他的速度不快。

I'm co anchor and doomsday prepper.

我是聯合主播，也是末日準備者。

But just for bath bombs.

但只是用於沐浴露。

Kylie Weaver and I'm co anchor and the senator Multiple Western stuntman.

凱莉-韋弗和我是聯合主播，也是參議員多個西部特技演員。

Gone too soon.

走得太早了。

James Smart would tonight.

詹姆斯-斯馬特今晚會。

President Trump employed the strategy of being so unlikeable that people vote him into office so they don't have to interact with him in the real world again.

特朗普總統採用的策略是，讓人們把他投進辦公室，這樣他們就不必再在現實世界中與他交流。

Make sure you, in fact, let people know where.

確保你，事實上，讓人們知道在哪裡。

Senators.

參議員：

I'm not going to answer the question because because the question is the question is, is is Trump has an uncanny impression of a flaming tornado whose father never loved him.

我不會回答這個問題，因為因為問題是問題是，是特朗普有一個不可思議的印象，一個火焰龍捲風，他的父親從來沒有愛過他。

Oh, for sure, One of the best.

哦，當然，最好的之一。

Now now, was President Trump, effective tonight winning over the rock bottom divorce.

現在的現在，特朗普總統是否，今晚有效贏過巖底離婚。

Uncle vote.

舅舅投票。

You know, I have to say I think one of the biggest takeaways from all the voters I talked to afterwards was they didn't really learn anything from either of the candidates because they spent a lot of time bickering.

你知道，我不得不說，我認為我事後與所有選民交談的最大收穫之一是，他們沒有從任何一位候選人身上學到任何東西，因為他們花了很多時間爭吵。

So if you think it's effective that the president was constantly cutting off his thing, other candidates and can kind of continually and persistently interrupting him, then, yeah, he was effective.

所以，如果你認為這是有效的，總統是不斷切斷他的事情，其他候選人和可以種持續和持續地打斷他，那麼，是的，他是有效的。

Totally agreed.

完全同意。

I mean, I love the interruption.

我的意思是，我喜歡被打斷。

The only reason toe let anybody talk ever, in my opinion, is if they're calling out your order number at Burger King.

在我看來，讓別人說話的唯一理由 就是他們在漢堡王叫出你的訂單號碼

Hey, men, You know I love an aggressive man.

嘿，夥計們，你們知道我喜歡有侵略性的男人。

If God gives you, I thought it your duty.

如果上帝給你，我想這是你的責任。

I blurted out as soon as you finish swollen, your dashboard melted.

我大言不慚地說，你一完成膨脹，你的儀表盤就融化了。

Gummy.

橡皮糖

Better hunk.

更好的大塊頭。

You know, this debate really reminded me of that iconic moment in the Lincoln Douglas debates when Lincoln looked across his podium of Douglas and said, Will you shut up, man?

這場辯論讓我想起了林肯-道格拉斯辯論中的標誌性時刻 林肯看著講臺上的道格拉斯說："你能不能閉嘴，夥計？

Great perspectives all around.

角度都很好。

We turn now to the reason the 2024 debates will be held in a half dome bone cage in the smoldering ruins of DuPont Circle Cove.

我們現在來談談2024年的辯論會將在杜邦環灣的煙熏火燎的廢墟中的半圓頂骨籠裡舉行的原因。

In 19.

在19年。

How many you got up this morning and had an empty chair at the kitchen table because someone died of covert.

有多少人今天早上起床後，廚房的桌子上有一把空椅子，因為有人死於隱蔽。

How many of you were in a situation where you lost your mom or dad and you couldn't even speak to them.

有多少人曾遇到過失去爸爸媽媽，連話都說不出來的情況。

You had a nurse holding a phone up so you could in fact say goodbye.

你有一個護士拿著電話，所以你其實可以說再見。

Far harmony, far more people.

遠的和諧，遠的人多。

And by the way, your his own his own.

順便說一句，你的他的他的。

I'm not.

我沒有

Is it a risky move by Trump to say Biden would have killed more people that could push his own base to vote for Biden?

特朗普說拜登會殺更多的人，可以推動自己的基層投票給拜登，這是不是一個冒險的舉動？

I have to say, I think what most people took away from the whole discussion about the pandemic was that the U.

我不得不說，我認為大多數人從整個關於流行病的討論中得到的是，美國。

S.

S.

Still leads the world when it comes to both infections.

在這兩種感染方面，仍然領先於世界。

And as we just crossed the 200,000 death toll mark here in the United States.

而在我們剛剛突破20萬死亡人數大關的時候，在美國。

So you know people who I think the polls actually show most Americans agree that the president and the federal government haven't done a very good job of responding to the pandemic.

所以，你知道的人，我認為民意調查實際上顯示，大多數美國人都同意，總統和聯邦政府沒有做好應對疫情的工作。

I'm like most Americans on this one.

我和大多數美國人一樣，在這個問題上。

When I look at Trump, I think I want that guy to be the one to kill me.

當我看到特朗普的時候，我想我想讓那個傢伙成為殺死我的人。

Historians have noted that you can tell a country is on its deathbed when it's people physically react much like they would despoil the milk, her rotten food.

歷史學家注意到，當一個國家的人民身體上的反應很像他們會掠奪牛奶、腐爛的食物時，你就可以知道這個國家正在走向死亡。

So let me be the first to say Oh, yeah, for sure Now, tonight Donald Trump called into question the integrity of the voting system that could possibly get someone like Donald Trump elected.

所以，讓我第一個說哦，是的，肯定的 現在，今晚唐納德-特朗普對投票系統的完整性提出了質疑，這可能會讓像唐納德-特朗普這樣的人當選。

We might not know for months because thes balance, they're gonna be all over.

我們可能幾個月都不知道，因為這些平衡，他們會被全部結束。

They're not losing 2% 1% which, by the way, is too much.

他們並沒有損失2%1%，對了，這也太多了。

An election could be won or lost.

選舉可能會贏，也可能會輸。

With that, they're losing 30 and 40%.

這樣一來，他們就損失了三四成。

It's a fraud.

這是一個騙局。

This is not going to end well, okay, this is not going president by.

這是不可能有好結果的，好吧，這不是去總統由。

This is not going to end well.

這不會有好結果的。

Was the first Trump's statement.

是特朗普的第一次表態。

We were able to fact check as true.

我們能夠查實為真。

You know, I think it's important to point out that even the president's own FBI director has said that there is absolutely no evidence of widespread voter fraud.

你知道，我認為重要的是要指出 即使是總統自己的聯邦調查局局長也說過 絕對沒有證據表明有廣泛的選民舞弊。

The president continues to deliver the message and to call into question whatever the election results are.

總統繼續傳遞信息，無論選舉結果如何，都會受到質疑。

But it it's important to note that a number of states have already begun voting and a number of states have relied on mail in and absentee voting for decades without widespread fraud.

但需要注意的是，一些州已經開始投票，一些州幾十年來一直依靠郵寄和缺席投票，沒有出現大範圍的舞弊現象。

I mean, I actually heard there was, ah, ballot for Trump time, Thio breaking the whale, and it was like help.

我的意思是，其實我聽說有，啊，選票的特朗普時間，Thio打破鯨魚，它是像幫助。

May I want to vote for Trump?

我可以想投給特朗普嗎？

But Biden put me down here.

但拜登讓我來這裡

What?

什麼？

How are we supposed to have?

我們該如何擁有？

Ah, fair election.

啊，公平選舉。

If she heard that thing, my friend pulled it out eventually, and it turned into a bucket of water.

如果她聽到那個東西，我的朋友最終把它拉出來，它變成了一桶水。

Tyler, that is a truly harrowing story there.

泰勒，這真是一個令人痛心的故事。

Bonnie now discussing violence at protests, Chris Wallace called on Trump to condemn white supremacist, So the president told him to be specific and name Some bad ones like me, stand back and stand by.

Bonnie現在討論抗議活動中的暴力事件，Chris Wallace呼籲特朗普譴責白人至上主義者，所以總統告訴他要具體點，說出一些像我這樣的壞蛋，退後站好。

But I'll tell you what.

但我要告訴你的是

I'll tell you what somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the Left because this is not a right wing problem.

我會告訴你什麼，有人的有 做一些關於反法和左翼 因為這不是一個右翼的問題。

Look, the president did say, Stand back, Stand by, Ana.

聽著，總統確實說過，退後，準備，安娜。

Did the president go far enough?

總統走得夠遠嗎？

Or should he have added a hang loose in there?

或者他應該在裡面加個掛松？

You know, I'll go back to what the president's own FBI director has said in recent testimony.

你知道，我會回到總統自己的聯邦調查局局長 在最近的證詞中所說的話。

He pointed two white supremacists aligned violence as the one of the leading domestic threats to the United States right now, but really, depending on who you talk to, they took away something different from the way the president talked about it in the debate Tonight.

他指出兩個白人至上主義者結盟的暴力作為美國現在的主要國內威脅之一，但實際上，取決於你和誰說話，他們從總統在今晚的辯論中談論它的方式中拿走了一些不同的東西。

I talked to some of his supporters who said they heard him condemn white supremacy.

我和他的一些支持者談過，他們說他們聽到他譴責白人至上主義。

And I've talked to Democrats who said he didn't go far enough.

我和民主黨人談過，他們說他做得不夠好。

Well, hold on a second.

嗯，等一下。

Trump is not responsible for anything but himself.

特朗普什麼都不負責，只對自己負責。

I mean, if I give someone my credit card to go buy some steroids from a Turkish website, that's not a crime.

我的意思是，如果我給別人我的信用卡 去買一些類固醇 從土耳其網站， 這不是一個犯罪。

I'm a good guy.

我是個好人

Thank you for that perspective.

謝謝你的觀點。

Now, tonight, Trump tried to win America over by showing Biden is nothing more than a decent family man who rebuts personal attacks leveled against his own Children.

現在，今晚，特朗普試圖通過展示拜登只是一個體面的家庭男人來贏得美國，他反駁了對自己孩子的人身攻擊。

Hunter got thrown out of the military.

杭特被開除軍籍

He was thrown out dishonorably discharged.

他被不光彩地趕出了軍營。

That's not true cocaine use.

這不是真正的可卡因使用。

And he didn't have a job until you became vice president, would you not?

而在你成為副總統之前，他沒有工作，你說是不是？

Vice president.

副總。

He made a fortune in Ukraine in China and must simply various places.

他在烏克蘭在中國發了財，必須簡單各種地方。

He, my son fortune, my son.

他，我的兒子財富，我的兒子。

And he didn't have a joy.

而他並沒有樂。

Son, like a lot of people, like a lot of people, you know, at home had a drug problem.

兒子，就像很多人一樣，就像很多人一樣，你知道，在家裡有毒品問題。

He's overtaking it, He's fixed it, he's worked on it.

他在超越它，他在修復它，他在研究它。

And I'm proud of him.

我為他感到驕傲。

That was pretty tough.

那是相當艱難的。

I bet the polls are going to show a big dip in Hunter Biden's favorability there.

我打賭民調會顯示亨特-拜登在那裡的支持率會大打折扣。

And okay, Chris Wallace really got riled up there.

好吧，克里斯-華萊士真的得到了激怒了那裡。

I'm sure the question of nepotism hit close to home for him.

我相信任人唯親的問題對他來說，一定是觸目驚心。

I mean, honestly, I I thought Trump could have gone more aggressive.

我的意思是，老實說，我覺得特朗普可以走得更有侵略性。

I mean, hey, didn't even rollerblade around swinging a ball with spikes on it.

我的意思是，嘿，甚至沒有滾刀周圍揮舞著一個球，上面有釘子。

Well, I got to say it's generous of the candidates to squabble over the issues that don't matter to this election.

我不得不說 候選人們很慷慨地在對這次選舉無關緊要的問題上爭論不休。

The issues that matter are upsetting.

重要的問題是令人不安的。

And sometimes you just need a little pointless garbage is a palate cleanser.

而有時候，你只需要一點無謂的垃圾，就是一種味覺的淨化。

You know, anybody named Hunter got issues.

你知道，任何叫亨特的人都有問題。

You know, I grew up next thio this boy Hunter McNutt.

你知道，我是在亨特-麥克納特旁邊長大的。

He juggled himself gay at a high school talent show.

他在高中的選秀節目中耍了自己的同志。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。