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  • Hello and welcome to Moses and Friends.

    你好,歡迎來到摩西和朋友們。

  • I'm your host, Moses Storm.

    我是你們的主持人,摩西・斯托姆。

  • Or as I'm known in the chat, Where's common?

    或者像我在哈拉中的名字一樣,哪裡是普通的?

  • How come Casey Neistat and King Joffrey's love child is talking at May?

    凱西-尼斯塔特和喬佛裡王的愛子怎麼會在五月說話?

  • If you haven't been here before this the show where we take all of our favorite people from the Conan Show we put him up live or live in the chat.

    如果你沒有來過這裡,這個節目,我們把所有我們最喜歡的人從柯南秀,我們把他的生活或生活在哈拉。

  • You guys have any questions for me?

    你們有什麼問題要問我?

  • We have a great show tonight.

    我們今晚有一場精彩的演出。

  • Roy Wood Jr and Ron Funches are here First guest.

    小羅伊-伍德和羅恩-芬奇來了,第一位嘉賓。

  • I'm gonna bring on someone who spent a lot of time with we toured.

    我要請一個和我們一起巡演過的人上場。

  • He was the co host of this show when we did it for human beings.

    他是這個節目的聯合主持人,當我們為人類做的。

  • Please welcome the very funny flew aboard Lula Germany's own Oh, hello to you, Moses.

    請歡迎非常有趣的飛上盧拉德國的哦,你好,摩西。

  • You Oh, you know who knows who knows everything.

    你哦,你知道誰知道誰知道一切。

  • Who knows?

    誰知道呢?

  • I feel you look a little uncomfortable, Moses.

    我覺得你看起來有點不舒服,摩西。

  • So I would like to welcome you to your own show.

    所以我想歡迎你參加自己的節目。

  • So let's let's begin here a little bit.

    所以,讓我們從這裡開始一點點。

  • Okay?

    好嗎?

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你了

  • Yeah, Let's go.

    是啊,我們走吧。

  • Here we go.

    我們走吧

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Oh, wow.

    哦,哇。

  • You've made me a background that looks like rain bubbles.

    你給我做了一個看起來像雨泡的背景。

  • This very greasy rain.

    這種很油膩的雨。

  • It's storm A.

    這是暴風A。

  • It's stormy Mels is Okay, So this is the royalty free background you could afford.

    暴風驟雨的梅爾斯是好的,所以這是你能負擔得起的免版稅背景。

  • And Ah, Unicorn.

    還有啊,獨角獸。

  • Look at this.

    看看這個

  • Look at these guys.

    看看這些傢伙。

  • It's not just enormous Storm Moses.

    這不僅僅是巨大的風暴摩西。

  • It's a magical storm.

    這是一場神奇的風暴。

  • It's for you.

    這是給你的。

  • It's a corn storm.

    這是一場玉米風暴。

  • The concept and watch out.

    的概念,並注意。

  • Oh, no.

    哦,不

  • Watch out!

    小心!

  • Here comes.

    來了

  • Oh, wow.

    哦,哇。

  • Look at that.

    你看那個。

  • You know, this is the first time my name has been pulled in this direction.

    你知道,這是我的名字第一次被拉到這個方向。

  • You know, no one's made the connection before.

    你知道,以前沒有人做過這種聯繫。

  • Zero times zero times hasn't happened before.

    零次零次還沒有發生過。

  • You really went all out.

    你真的全力以赴了。

  • We have.

    我們有。

  • Hello.

    你好啊

  • Hello, Moses.

    你好,摩西

  • Stormy couple age is in there.

    風雨情侶年齡在裡面。

  • Well, thank you for being here.

    好吧,謝謝你能來這裡。

  • Uh, actually, you wanted to come on the show, which is which is new because there's an issue that's near and dear to your heart.

    呃,其實,你想來上節目,這是... ...這是新的,因為有一個問題,是接近和親愛的你的心臟。

  • So a lot of businesses are starting to slowly reopened, and the last business on the list it's being considered.

    所以很多企業都開始慢慢的重新開業,最後一個企業的名單它正在考慮。

  • Not essential is nightclubs.

    不是必不可少的是夜總會。

  • And you spent a good portion of your life in nightclubs from deejaying your events to hosting awake for an X x f l player s o.

    而你在夜總會里度過了大半生,從主持你的活動到主持醒著的X x f l玩家S o。

  • Do you think that the nightclubs actually are in essential business?

    你覺得夜總會其實是在做必不可少的生意嗎?

  • Not just I think I know it, Moses.

    不只是我想我知道,摩西。

  • When I go into my nightclubs now, everyone is very excited to see me, and we have very, very clear rules.

    我現在進我的夜總會的時候,大家看到我都非常興奮,我們有非常非常明確的規則。

  • I will show you now because I have come prepared.

    我現在要給你看,因為我是有備而來的。

  • And this is what you're going into.

    而這就是你要去的地方。

  • Nightclubs?

    夜總會?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • I mean, it's kind of Yeah.

    我的意思是,這是一種 是啊。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • So this is a This is just a clip off me at good kind.

    所以這是一個這只是一個剪輯了我在好樣的。

  • Two days ago, you can see things making sure everyone is OK.

    兩天前,你可以看到的東西,確保每個人都沒事。

  • This is the club, you know?

    這就是幫會,你知道嗎?

  • You're in the hood.

    你在罩子裡

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • And this is how people are entering the club.

    而人們就是這樣進入俱樂部的。

  • So it's not Just show your ID.

    所以不是隻要出示身份證就可以了。

  • No, it is the club.

    不,是俱樂部。

  • Most of this is the club testing all day.

    這大部分是俱樂部整天在測試。

  • That's all we do is just 24 testes, right?

    我們所做的只是24個睪丸,對嗎?

  • But, I mean, don't people go to a club to kind of unwind?

    但是,我的意思是,人們去俱樂部不就是為了放鬆嗎?

  • It's like a dark room.

    這就像一個黑暗的房間。

  • You kind of want to drink and dance with anonymity.

    你有點想匿名喝酒跳舞。

  • This seems it seems very I know clinical.

    這似乎似乎很我知道臨床。

  • I don't know if this is the path forward.

    我不知道這是不是前進的道路。

  • Well, I can tell you what we do is Moses.

    好吧,我可以告訴你我們做的是摩西。

  • Each person enters first, they enter the wonderful disco and then I provide them with a very fun adventure.

    每個人先進入,他們進入精彩的迪斯科,然後我為他們提供非常有趣的冒險。

  • Shall I show it to you?

    要不要我給你看?

  • Yes, please.

    是的,請。

  • Okay, here it is.

    好了,在這裡,它是。

  • Here we go.

    我們走吧

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • This looks Look at this.

    這看起來... ...看看這個

  • How many people are in the room about this as I'm dancing?

    在我跳舞的時候,房間裡有多少人在討論這個問題?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Oh, good to see you.

    哦,很高興見到你。

  • I love this.

    我喜歡這個。

  • Those speeds are pumping so deep and dark.

    那些速度抽得那麼深,那麼暗。

  • I gotta say, it's very unsettling to see you laterally and upside down.

    我得說,看到你橫向和倒立的樣子,很不舒服。

  • And then watch Moses like one romance happens.

    然後看著摩西像一個個浪漫的事情發生。

  • Look.

    你看

  • Hey, what's your favorite color is blue?

    嘿,你最喜歡什麼顏色的藍色?

  • Okay, Okay.

    好吧,好吧。

  • So this is your pitch to essentially get our governor Gavin Newsom to Thio.

    所以這就是你的計劃,讓我們的州長Gavin Newsom到Thio去。

  • Open back up nightclubs.

    開回夜總會。

  • This is This is what the future of nightclubs look like.

    這就是未來夜總會的樣子。

  • It's like, you know, when your uncle is like running down the street and the dog bites his testicles, it's the lesson like runaway fail is all this time.

    這就像,你知道,當你的叔叔就像在街上跑,狗咬了他的睪丸,這是教訓像逃跑失敗是所有這段時間。

  • Yes, yes, run away from doggies.

    是的,是的,逃離狗仔。

  • Let's remember your uncle.

    讓我們記住你的叔叔。

  • So Okay, so your ideas to essentially open a nightclub that's so bad and so safe that that Wow, that is unsettling.

    所以,好吧,所以你的想法基本上開一個夜總會 這是如此糟糕和如此安全,哇,這是令人不安。

  • That that they will be forced to open nightclubs.

    他們將被迫開夜總會。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Yes, She seems very clinical.

    是的,她看起來很臨床。

  • And in hospital, like most, is that you've been to Germany before.

    而在醫院裡,和大多數人一樣,就是你以前去過德國。

  • No, I haven't.

    不,我沒有。

  • That's very fair, though.

    不過,這很公平。

  • This very fair.

    這非常公平。

  • This is what we call romance Sliding.

    這就是我們所說的浪漫滑動。

  • This is This is romantic.

    這是... 這是浪漫的。

  • Light is setting the mood.

    燈光在烘托氣氛。

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Every intercourse begins with this.

    每一次的交合都是從這個開始的。

  • This many religions are required.

    這很多宗教都是需要的。

  • Moses?

    摩西?

  • Oh, my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • I can't wait to go.

    我迫不及待地想去。

  • If only we were allowed to go.

    如果讓我們去就好了。

  • Yeah, no one is allowed.

    是啊,誰也不準。

  • Sorry.

    對不起,我不知道

  • It's very difficult.

    這是非常困難的。

  • Can you see how easy PGA could be Not prevented when you're in a room with yourself?

    你看PGA和自己同處一室,能不容易防止嗎?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • So that's that's really the argument.

    所以這才是真正的論點。

  • Is that if you do open nightclubs, I mean, it's a super spreader venue.

    是說如果你做開夜店,我的意思是,這是一個超級傳播者的場所。

  • I mean, people are bumping into each other constantly.

    我的意思是,人們不斷地互相碰撞。

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • People are yelling over loud music.

    人們在大聲的音樂中大喊大叫。

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Have you thought about addressing that?

    你有沒有想過解決這個問題?

  • If people are yelling and may be spreading droplets is there a way toe to curb that?

    如果人們大喊大叫,可能會散播飛沫,有沒有辦法趾以遏制?

  • In my to school, there will be at least 15 nuns, um, there with and they will be measuring you and the space between off your mouth and the other mouths and perhaps genitals and things like this.

    在我的學校,將有至少15個修女,嗯,有與他們將測量你和空間之間的關閉你的嘴和其他嘴,也許生殖器和這樣的事情。

  • Okay, a couple of things come up with that.

    好吧,有幾件事是這樣來的。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Nuns would agree to go into a night club.

    尼姑會同意去夜總會。

  • Uh, to would it not kill the vibe?

    呃,到會不會殺了氛圍?

  • I mean, it's a very sexually charged the vibe in there.

    我的意思是,這是一個非常性衝動的氛圍在那裡。

  • Okay, well, what better nightclub before?

    好了,好了,之前還有什麼更好的夜總會?

  • Okay, Moses.

    好吧,摩西

  • Well, number one, I think one of us.

    嗯,第一,我想我們中的一個。

  • I mean, out of the six of us here, one of us has not seen the film nuns on the run, and I correct, I have not seen that.

    我的意思是,在我們六個人中,有一個人沒有看過電影《修女逃亡》,我說的沒錯,我沒有看過。

  • So add me to one of the floating heads there.

    所以把我加入到那裡的浮動頭之一。

  • Is this the Whoopi Goldberg movie?

    這是烏比-戈德堡的電影嗎?

  • No, that's a sister's acting sister.

    不,那是姐姐的代理妹妹。

  • Actor's name is on the right.

    演員的名字在右邊。

  • You're not not nuns on the run not familiar at all, or it's very good.

    你不是不尼姑跑路一點都不熟悉,就是很好。

  • It is not part off the sister acting franchise.

    它不屬於關姐妹演藝專營店。

  • It is just about some nuns that engage in cardiovascular activities.

    這只是關於一些從事心血管活動的修女。

  • And also there is a disco scene.

    而且還有一個迪斯科的場景。

  • Moses.

    摩西

  • So you're trying to raise money to open this on purpose?

    所以你是想故意籌錢開這個店?

  • Bad nightclub or you're trying to get real clubs open.

    糟糕的夜總會,或者你想讓真正的俱樂部開業。

  • It's not clear what the motive this, but I would like to still here.

    雖然不清楚這其中的動機,但我還是想在這裡。

  • Let's get to it very quickly.

    讓我們趕快去做吧。

  • Sorry, Moses.

    對不起,摩西

  • Let's transition to the most important part.

    讓我們過渡到最重要的部分。

  • It's my hashtag, which is flak seen.

    這是我的標籤,這是flak看到的。

  • What have we got here?

    我們在這裡得到了什麼?

  • What's this okay with hashtag vaccine.

    這個沒事兒的標籤疫苗是怎麼回事。

  • Sorry, Moses.

    對不起,摩西

  • It's vaccine.

    這是疫苗。

  • Yes, Flaxen So it is the fuel effects.

    是的,亞麻所以是燃料效應。

  • So if you donate to hashtag flag seen this will speak to It's a Bart I've created it will send an email toe gavel new so And he will.

    所以,如果你捐給標籤旗幟看到這將說話 這是一個巴特我已經創建它將發送電子郵件腳趾槌新的,所以他將。

  • He will then begin toe.

    他就會開始趾。

  • Yeah, he will begin to open.

    是的,他將開始打開。

  • The club is and then also this donates to the sister act.

    俱樂部是,然後也這捐給姐姐的行為。

  • I mean, sorry.

    我的意思是,對不起。

  • The nun is on the runny too.

    尼姑也在奔波。

  • Franchise fundraiser.

    加盟商募捐。

  • So that way we can get nuns on the run, which would be nuns on the Gallup.

    這樣一來,我們就可以讓修女在逃亡中,也就是修女在蓋洛普上。

  • This is the nuns on the Gallup.

    這是蓋洛普號上的修女。

  • And then that will also have to encourage people should dance safely.

    然後,這也將不得不鼓勵人們應該安全地跳舞。

  • So one Kickstarter and you have multiple issues going into this event And how much money you're looking to raise at least 5 to 6 year olds.

    所以,一個Kickstarter,你有多個問題進入這個活動,而你想籌集多少錢,至少5到6歲的孩子。

  • Well, that doesn't seem like a lot.

    嗯,這似乎並不像一個很多。

  • It seems like people in the chat could donate that.

    哈拉中的人好像可以捐這個。

  • What do people want to see this?

    大家想看這個幹什麼?

  • Is this something that needs to happen?

    這是需要發生的事情嗎?

  • I don't chat.

    我不哈拉。

  • It's always been inside you.

    它一直都在你體內。

  • That sounds highly inappropriate.

    這聽起來非常不合適。

  • And I feel OK.

    而且我感覺還不錯。

  • Oh, is this We need to end this right?

    哦,這是我們需要結束這一切嗎?

  • Yes, I think there's no better way to end a bit either with someone you know, getting shot or they say playing brass instrument.

    是的,我認為沒有更好的方式來結束一個位子,要麼是你認識的人,被槍殺,要麼是他們說演奏銅管樂器。

  • Okay, I will begin to just solo and then you can cut me out at any moment.

    好吧,我開始只是獨奏,然後你可以在任何時候把我剪掉。

  • Okay?

    好嗎?

  • Come here.

    來吧

  • Moses is for you.

    摩西是為你準備的

  • Hashtag vaccine.

    哈斯塔格疫苗。

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你了

  • Flew Mark.

    飛了馬克。

  • Oh, Okay.

    哦,好吧。

  • Bye bye.

    再見了

  • Bye bye.

    再見了

  • Wow.

    哇哦

  • What an ending.

    多麼美好的結局。

  • The chemistry that we have.

    我們的化學反應。

  • It's like two people that have testified against each other in court do a lot better by flu.

    這就像兩個人在法庭上互相指證的人,通過感冒會好很多。

  • Uh, sorry.

    呃,對不起。

  • I don't know how to amuse myself.

    我不知道該如何自娛自樂。

  • I'm trying to mute it.

    我想讓它靜音。

  • You know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • Just stay on in the background for everyone and may be, you know, just we want to hear you breathing back there.

    就在背景中為大家留著,可能是,你知道,只是我們想聽到你在後面的呼吸。

  • OK, I'm OK.

    好吧,我沒事。

  • Bye bye.

    再見了

  • Sorry.

    對不起,我不知道

  • Lett's.

    Lett的。

  • That's flu, Lomborg.

    那是流感,倫博格

  • Everyone, please donate Thio, not his.

    各位,請捐出Thio,而不是他的。

Hello and welcome to Moses and Friends.

你好,歡迎來到摩西和朋友們。

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