Well,

好吧

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Hi, my name's Clayton Anderson

嗨，我叫克萊頓-安德森

and I'm a retired United States astronaut.

我是一名退休的美國太空人。

I spent 167 total days in outer space.

我在外太空總共待了167天。

152 of those living on board the International Space Station

生活在國際空間站上的152人。

in 2007.

在2007年。

I would do six space walks during my 30 year career

在我30年的職業生涯中，我會做六次太空漫步。

with NASA at the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas.

與美國宇航局在德克薩斯州休斯頓的約翰遜航天中心。

I'm ready to play never have I ever.

我已經準備好了，我從來沒有玩過。

Never have I ever seen or witnessed alien activity.

我從未見過或目睹過外星人的活動。

I have never witnessed alien activity.

我從未見過外星人的活動。

Although, my Russian crew mates Oleg and Fyodor

雖然，我的俄羅斯船員奧列格和費奧多爾。

appeared strange at times.

有時顯得很奇怪。

But, I can't divulge any information to you,

但是，我不能向你透露任何資訊。

(record scratching)

(唱片刮刮樂)

otherwise I'd be violating government secrets.

否則我就會侵犯政府的機密。

Never have I ever pooped or peed in my space suit.

我從來沒有在我的太空服里拉過屎，撒過尿。

I have peed in my space suit.

我已經尿在我的太空服裡了。

I have never pooped there,

我從來沒有在那裡拉過屎。

but I wore a MAG,

但我穿了一個MAG。

NASA's maximum absorbency garment.

美國宇航局的最大吸收力服裝。

Otherwise known to you lay people as a diaper.

也就是你們非專業人士所說的尿不溼。

I was in the midst of a seven hour and 41 minute

我在7小時41分鐘的時間裡。

space walk outside of the International Space Station.

國際空間站外的太空漫步。

We don't get to eat while we're out there,

我們在外面的時候沒得吃。

but we do get to drink water.

但我們確實可以喝水。

And as a result of drinking water

而由於飲水

over seven hours and 41 minutes,

超過7小時41分鐘。

I closed my eyes,

我閉上了眼睛。

I concentrated and I let her fly.

我專心致志地讓她飛。

Never have I ever questioned whether we actually landed

我從來沒有懷疑過我們是否真的登陸了。

on the moon.

在月球上。

I have never questioned the fact

我從來沒有懷疑過這個事實

that we landed on the moon.

我們登陸月球。

To those that disagree,

對那些不同意。

all I can say is,

我只能說

I have pity for you.

我很同情你

There's evidence still there.

證據還在那裡。

We can actually see it with satellites.

其實我們可以通過衛星看到它。

We can see the remnants of what the astronauts

我們可以看到太空人們的遺蹟

on Apollo 11 and subsequent Apollo missions left there.

在阿波羅11號和隨後的阿波羅任務中離開了那裡。

The footprints that they left are still there.

他們留下的腳印還在那裡。

There's no atmosphere on the moon,

月球上沒有大氣層

so there's no wind to blow them away.

所以沒有風把它們吹走。

There are a lot of photos available,

有很多照片可供選擇。

a lot of cool stuff,

很多很酷的東西。

a lot of data out there.

很多數據在那裡。

All you have to do is go to

你要做的就是去

NASA.gov and you'll learn everything you need to know.

美國國家航空航天局（NASA.gov），你會學到你需要知道的一切。

Never have I ever looked at the Earth from space

我從來沒有從太空中看過地球。

and thought about how small we are

想想我們是多麼的渺小

in the grand scheme of things.

在宏大的計劃中。

I have thought that.

我也曾這樣想過。

Every day.

每天都有

16 sunrises and sunsets

16個日出和日落

every day as we orbited the Earth,

當我們繞著地球轉的時候，每天都有。

every 90 minutes.

每90分鐘一次。

I would look out the windows when I had time

我一有時間就會從窗戶往外看。

and I would see the beauty of God's creation.

我就會看到上帝創造的美。

And you think about wow,

你想想哇。

the Earth is a spaceship

地球是一艘飛船

and we're all passengers on that spaceship

我們都是那艘飛船上的乘客

and we're sailing through outer space.

我們正在外太空航行。

Pretty cool feeling.

很酷的感覺。

Pretty intimidating at times.

有時候挺嚇人的。

But, pretty proud that I had the opportunity to do it.

但是，很自豪，我有機會做到這一點。

Never have I ever gotten drunk in space.

我從來沒有在太空中喝醉過。

I have never gotten drunk in space.

我從未在太空中喝醉過。

However, NASA says there is no alcohol

然而，美國宇航局表示，沒有酒精

on board the International Space Station.

在國際空間站上。

I'm not gonna provide you any information here,

我不會在這裡給你提供任何資訊。

but if you read my book,

但如果你讀了我的書，

"The Ordinary Space Man",

"普通太空人"。

you might learn about that exact topic.

你可能會了解到這個確切的話題。

Now, we didn't get drunk in space

現在，我們沒有在太空中喝醉了。

but we certainly enjoyed each others company.

但我們確實很享受彼此的陪伴。

Oleg Kotov and Fyodor Yurchikhin,

Oleg Kotov和Fyodor Yurchikhin。

my two Russian cosmonaut crew mates and I

我和我的兩個俄羅斯太空人隊友。

dined every single meal together.

每一餐都在一起吃飯。

We enjoyed that time.

我們很享受那段時光。

We talked about family,

我們談到了家庭。

we talked about friends.

我們談到了朋友。

We chastised each other.

我們互相責備。

We laughed.

我們笑了。

We discussed technical issues,

我們討論了技術問題。

but we had a lot of fun.

但我們有很多樂趣。

Never have I ever woken up and forgotten

我從來沒有一覺醒來就忘記

I was in space.

我在太空中。

I have done that.

我已經做了。

During my 152 days on board the International Space Station,

在我在國際空間站上的152天裡。

if I had a really good nights sleep,

如果我有一個非常好的夜間睡眠，

sometimes I'd wake up and I wasn't quite sure where I was.

有時我會醒來，我不太確定我在哪裡。

Now, some people will tell you

現在，有些人會告訴你

that their dreams were weird in zero gravity,

他們的夢在零重力的情況下很奇怪。

and that they were crazy and strange

他們是瘋狂和奇怪的

and that they would dream they were falling

他們會夢見自己在墜落

or they were hanging on for dear life.

或者說他們是在苦苦支撐。

I never had any dreams like that.

我從來沒有做過這樣的夢。

My dreams were all pretty normal.

我的夢都很正常。

I dreamed about my wife.

我夢見了我的妻子。

I dreamed about my kids.

我夢見了我的孩子。

I dreamed about sports activities.

我夢見體育活動。

I dreamed about my space walks.

我夢見我的空間行走。

I slept really well in space.

我在太空中睡得很香。

I averaged seven hours and 20 minutes of sleep every night,

我每天晚上平均睡7小時20分鐘。

which is probably more than I get on Earth.

這可能比我在地球上得到的還要多。

Never have I ever had sex in space

我從來沒有在太空中做愛過

like in the movies.

就像在電影裡一樣。

Well, I have never had sex in space.

好吧，我從來沒有在太空中做愛。

Now, there are rumors to the effect that some have

現在，有傳言說，有的人已經。

or may have had sex in space.

或可能在太空中發生過性關係。

But, I have no idea as to the origin of those rumors

但是，我不知道這些傳言的來源是什麼？

or the truth or non-truth behind those rumors.

或這些傳言背後的真實與否。

We simply don't have any time for that.

我們根本沒有時間去做這個。

We're too busy working and doing the right thing.

我們忙於工作，做正確的事情。

Never have I ever thought about staying in space

我從來沒有想過要在太空中生活

and not coming back to Earth.

而不回地球。

I thought about whether or not I would have to stay longer.

我想了想，是不是要多呆一段時間。

And you know, when I went back in 2010 for a 15 day mission

你知道，當我在2010年回去的15天使命

with the crew of Discovery,

和發現者號的船員們一起

I really wanted to stay longer.

我真的很想多呆一會兒。

15 days back in my old home was not long enough for me

回到老家的15天，對我來說還不夠長。

and I could've stayed for a month or so.

而我可以在這裡住上一個月左右。

I don't think about of my crew mates

我沒有想到我的船員們。

wanted to stay that long,

想呆那麼久。

but they could've left me for about a month longer

但他們本可以讓我多待一個月的

and I would've been happy.

我就會很高興。

I would've had a great time.

我將有一個偉大的時間。

But after that,

但在那之後。

I would've been yearning to get back to Earth again.

我本來就渴望再回到地球。

Never have I ever thrown up while I was in space

我在太空的時候從來沒有吐過

or on Earth during a training exercise.

或在地球上進行訓練時。

I have thrown up on Earth during a training exercise.

我在一次訓練中吐了地球。

It was my first flight in a NASA T-38 jet.

這是我第一次乘坐美國宇航局的T-38噴氣機飛行。

I was seated in the backseat.

我坐在後座上。

I was gonna do what they call the zoom and boom ride.

我打算做他們所謂的變焦和繁榮的旅程。

And zoom and boom ride,

而變焦和繁榮的騎。

for me that day,

對我來說，那天。

turned into the whirl and hurl.

變成了漩渦和呼嘯。

After about an hour,

大約一個小時後。

I fought like crazy.

我像瘋了一樣的戰鬥。

I told myself I was never gonna throw up.

我告訴自己，我是不會吐的。

But in the end, I puked in a trash can at Ellington Field

但最後，我在艾靈頓球場的垃圾桶裡吐了。

in the T-38 hanger.

在T-38衣架上。

Now in space,

現在在太空中。

a lot of guys puked on the first day.

很多人第一天就吐了。

A lot of people do.

很多人都這樣做。

But I was in the mid deck,

但我是在中層甲板上。

so I didn't have any responsibility to fly the vehicle

所以我沒有任何責任去駕駛這輛車

so I took medication.

所以我吃了藥。

And I launched on June the 8th of 2007,

而我在2007年6月8日推出。

I did not puke until November 7th, 2007

我直到2007年11月7日才吐出來。

when I landed back at the Kennedy Space Center

當我降落在肯尼迪航天中心的時候

in Florida.

在佛羅里達州。

And when I puked that day,

而當我那天嘔吐的時候。

I yacked chunks.

我大塊大塊的。

It was pretty bad.

這是很糟糕的。

Being an astronaut was the dream of a lifetime.

當一名太空人是一生的夢想。

I had an opportunity to represent my country

我有機會代表我的國家

and I still do.

我現在也是。

I had an opportunity to fly in space

我有機會在太空中飛行

and see our home planet from 250 miles up.

從250英里的高空俯瞰我們的母星。

An opportunity that very few people so far in life

迄今為止，人生中很少有人能有這樣的機會。

have gotten to do.

已經得到了做。

I hope someday that every single person on Earth

我希望有一天，地球上的每一個人都能...

will have the opportunity to fly in space

將有機會在太空飛行

just like I did.

就像我一樣。

It will give us all a different perspective on our lives

它會給我們大家帶來不一樣的人生觀

and it will give us a different perspective

它將給我們一個不同的視角

on our planet Earth and what we can do to preserve

以及我們能做些什麼來保護我們的地球。

the wonderful opportunities we have here

我們在這裡擁有的美好機會

on the blue planet.

在藍色星球上。

Thanks a lot BuzzFeed.

非常感謝BuzzFeed。

Appreciate you having me on.

感謝你邀請我參加。

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