Name: 現在是130度，美國郵政正在燃燒。 (It's 130 Degrees & USPS Is Burning)
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T19:34:01.000Z
Duration: 8 min 41 s

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME

女士們，先生們，歡迎你們的到來

TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD WEEKEND.

致 "遲到的，遲到的節目"，我希望你們週末過得愉快。

我們都在一個良好的心情在這裡。

WE WERE JUST MISSING-- I MEAN I REALIZE, I THINK SOME DAYS I

我們只是錯過了... ... 我的意思是，我意識到，我想有些日子我... ...

THINK YOU FEEL LEAK YOU WANT TO KNOW, WE WERE JUST LISTENING TO

你以為你感覺到了洩漏，你想知道，我們只是在聽。

LATER ON THE INCREDIBLE BRYAN KRANSTON WILL BE STOPPING BY, A

稍後，不可思議的布賴恩-克蘭斯頓會來這裡

>> Reggie: YOU KNOW, I HAVE A WARD THING WITH HEAT, I USED TO

>> 你知道嗎，我有一個有暖氣的病房，我以前用過。

AND I THINK I BURNED OUT MY THERMOSTAT OR SOMETHING BECAUSE

我想我燒壞了我的溫控器或什麼東西，因為。

I DON'T-- I DON'T SENSE IT WHEN IT IS HOT UNLESS I'M IN THE SUN

我不... 除非我在陽光下，否則我感覺不到它的熱度

AND IT IS MELTING, SEARING ME, SO I AM IN THE SHADE, PEOPLE ARE

它在融化，在尋找我，所以我在陰影中，人們在...

LUKE，這麼熱，我是LUKE，是嗎？

>> James: AND THAT'S THE LEVEL, THAT'S WHERE WE ARE AT.

>> 詹姆斯。這就是水準，這就是我們所處的位置。

SOME SORT OF INCITE, YOU CAN'T GET ANY ARE.

某種程度上的煽動，你不能得到任何是。

IT WAS 100, I THINK IT WAS 130 DEGREES IN DEATH VALLEY, WHICH

它是100，我認為它是130度 在死亡谷，這一點。

IS APPARENTLY THE HIGHEST TEMPERATURE ON EARTH IN OVER A

似乎是地球上溫度最高的地方。

>> James: SO YEAH, IT TERMS OUT THINGS CAN GET WORSE.

>> 詹姆斯。所以是的，它的條款出來 事情可以變得更糟。

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT NOTHING COULD MAKE A PLACE CALLED DEATH

當你覺得沒有什麼能讓一個地方叫做死亡的時候。

ALSO TONIGHT IT WAS THE FIRST NIGHT OF THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL

今晚也是民主黨全國代表大會的第一晚。

>> James: WHY IS THERE MORE THAN ONE NIGHT OF THE

>> 詹姆斯。為什麼會有超過一個晚上的時間？

儀式，這不是一個學士的結局。

IT SHOULD BE HALF AN HOUR TOPS, ISN'T IT?

IT SHOULD BE I'M GENTLEMEN BIDEN, SHE'S KAMALA HARRIS, IF

應該是我是比登先生，她是卡馬拉-哈里斯，如果：

YOU ARE STILL UNDECIDED AT THIS POINT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL

你現在還沒決定，我不知道該說什麼。

THAT'S-- THIS YEAR OF COURSE THE CONVENTION IS COMPLETELY VIRTUAL

那是... 今年的大會完全是虛擬的。

WHICH WILL BE SAFER BUT IT DOES MEAN WE ARE WILL MISS INCREDIBLE

這將是更安全的，但它意味著我們將錯過巨大的。

SPONTANEOUS MOMENTS LIKE THE TIME BILL CLINTON SAW BALLOONS

SPONTANEOUS MOMENTS LIKE THE TIME BILL CLINTON SAW BALLOON SAW BALLON

IT'S NOT JUST POLITICIANS THAT WILL BE FEATURED AT THE DNC.

不僅僅是政治家們會在DNC上亮相。

ACCORDING TO THE SCHEDULE BILLIE EILISH WILL BE PERFORMING AS

根據日程表，BILLIE EILISH將以下列身份表演

YEAH, MEANWHILE THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION IS GOING TO FEATURE

是的，也就是說，共和黨的大會將有一個特色

小孩搖滾，小孩搖滾，也小孩搖滾。

BIDEN'S TRYING TO APPEAL TO YOUNGER VOTERS BY INVITING

比登試圖通過邀請年輕的選民來吸引他們。

HE ISN'T STOP THERE, HE ALREADY CHANGED HIS HAIR TO LOOk LIKE

他還不止於此，他已經把他的頭髮換成了像...

HAS EVERYBODY BEEN FOLLOWING THIS POST OFFICE CONTROVERSY?

大家都在關注這起郵局糾紛嗎？

>> OH YEAH, I'VE BEEN ON IT LIKE A STAMP ON AN ENVELOPE THAT HAS

>> 哦，是的，我一直在它像一個印章上的信封，有

TAKEN THREE WEEKS LONGER THAN YOU HOPED IT WOULD TAKE.

>> I SEE IT IN SOLIDARITY WITH ALL OF MY COMRADES WHO WEAR

>> 我和我所有的朋友們都看到了它的真實性，他們都穿上了。

IT COULD BE SNOWING OUTSIDE, YOU WOULD WEAR SHORTS AND THEN

可能外面在下雪，你會穿上短褲，然後... ...

I WOULD LOOK OBSCENE, IT WOULD LIKE LIKE I WAS ABOUT TO FLASH

我會看起來很奇怪，就像我要閃閃發光一樣。

SOMEBODY BUT THE TRUTH IS I JUST HAVE HOT CALFS, HOT CALFS.

有些人，但事實是 我只是有熱的小腿，熱的小腿。

>> James: THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL YOU, HOT CALFS CARMEL.

>> 詹姆斯。這就是他們對你的稱呼，熱犢子卡爾梅爾。

>> SINCE WAY BACK, I'VE BEEN HOLD CALFS SINCE WAY BACK.

>> 從很久以前開始，我就一直持有卡路里，從很久以前開始。

>> James: I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH, THAT'S THE LEVEL.

>> 詹姆斯。我不能強調足夠的，這就是水準。

DEMOCRATS ARE WORRIED ABOUT COST-CUTTING MEASURES THAT MIGHT

民主黨人擔心削減成本的措施可能會導致

SO HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI IS CALLING HOUSE MEMBERS BACK FROM

所以，眾議院發言人NANCY PELOSI正在召集眾議院議員們從。

IT HAPPENED SO FAST THEY DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CHANGE OUT OF THEIR

事情發生得太快了，他們根本來不及換掉自己的衣服。

(LAUGHTER) I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER.

DID YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER, ROB.

你覺得這樣會更有趣嗎，羅伯？

>> THEY KEPT SAYING, WE ARE STILL WORKING ON THAT TRAFFIC.

>> 他們一直說，我們還在努力的交通。

-- GRAPHIC, I WAS LIKE OH, IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT, SHOW IT

- 圖形，我想哦，這將是偉大的，顯示出來。

>> IF IS AMAZING IT GETS LESS FUNNY EVERY TIME YOU SEE IT.

>> 如果是驚人的，它得到了少的樂趣，每次你看到它。

>> ELSEWHERE IN WASHINGTON DID YOU SEE THIS, PRESIDENT TRUMP

>> 在華盛頓的其他地方你看到了嗎，特朗普總統？

GOT A FROSTY RECEPTION WHILE USING AIR FORCE ONE YESTERDAY

今天在使用空軍一號的時候，受到了冰冷的歡迎。

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現在是130度，美國郵政正在燃燒。 (It's 130 Degrees & USPS Is Burning)

absolutely

incredible

pandemic

spontaneous