Don't cry.

別哭了

Do you think that people could love a tiny hand?

你覺得大家會喜歡一隻小手嗎？

A small little hand?

小小的手？

- I don't know, I don't know.

- 我不知道，我不知道。

- [Tiny Hand] Oh, you've got skins.

- 哦，你有皮膚。

- Do they love you

- 他們愛你嗎？

where you came from?

你從哪裡來？

- [Tiny Hand] They love me, everybody loves me.

- 他們愛我，每個人都愛我。

- Is that right?

- 是這樣嗎？

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

- [Tiny Hand] Oh my god, hold on.

- 哦，我的上帝，堅持住。

I see a man with the largest hands I've ever seen.

我看到一個人的手是我見過的最大的。

Hello friend!

朋友，你好

- Hi

- 嗨，你好

- [Tiny Hand] Oh, what's your name?

- [小手]哦，你叫什麼名字？

- Hi, I'm Terry.

- 嗨，我是泰瑞。

- [Tiny Hand] Terry...

- [小手]泰瑞...

Is your real name Terrance?

你的真名是泰倫斯嗎？

- It's Terry Crews.

- 是泰瑞-克魯斯

- [Tiny Hand] Why you cry?

- [小手]你為什麼哭？

- I'm not crying.

- 我沒有哭

- [Tiny Hand] Don't cry...

- [小手]別哭... ...

I see sadness in your eyes, friend.

我從你的眼中看到了悲傷，朋友。

Show me your hand!

讓我看看你的手！

Show it to me.

給我看看

(gasps)

（喘氣）

- I know.

- 我知道，我知道

- [Tiny Hand] Oh my jackpot of all hands.

- [小手]哦，我的中獎的所有手。

I'm sorry I shake sir, it's just such an honor

對不起，我和先生握手，這是我的榮幸。

to meet such a large hand.

來迎接這樣一隻大手。

- Oh yeah?

- 哦，是嗎？

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

- [Tiny Hand] Oh, my name's Tiny Hand.

- [小手]哦，我叫小手。

'Cause I just have the one.

因為我只有一個。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- [Tiny Hand] It's self explanatory.

- [小手]這是不言而喻的。

My mother was not creative.

我的母親沒有創造力。

- Oh, that tickles.

- 哦，那癢癢。

- [Tiny Hand] Wow, oh you like it?

- [小手]哇，哦，你喜歡嗎？

- Yeah, no...

- 是啊，不...

- [Tiny Hand] Do you eat protein for this hand?

- [小手]你這隻手吃蛋白質嗎？

- Yeah, I got all the little blisters

- 是啊，我身上都是小水泡

from all the weight lifting.

從所有的重量提升。

And all that stuff - [Tiny Hand] Oh, me too!

還有所有這些東西 -- 哦，我也是！

- I know.

- 我知道，我知道

- [Tiny Hand] I lift so many weights to impress the womens.

- [小手]我舉這麼多重量是為了給女人們留下印象。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

Little weights right?

小砝碼是吧？

- [Tiny Hand] Yeah, little...

- [小手]是啊，小... ...

No, okay, but don't be rude.

不，好吧，但不要無禮。

- Oh, okay.

- 哦，好吧。

- [Tiny Hand] How do you grow this beard?

- [小手]你這鬍子是怎麼長的？

- You know it's a....

- 你知道這是一個....

- [Tiny Hand] It's very nice.

- [小手]很不錯。

- I can't get a...

- 我不能得到一個...

It's a goatee but

雖然是山羊鬍子，但是

- [Tiny Hand] Oh.

- [小手]哦。

- I can't really get a beard 'cause it's kind of like,

- 我不能真的得到一個鬍鬚 因為它是一種喜歡。

It gets patchy.

它變得斑駁。

- [Tiny Hand] I like it, I like it.

- [小手]我喜歡，我喜歡。

It's very stylish.

很時尚。

- I'm glad.

- 我很高興。

- [Tiny Hand] What do you do for your weight lift?

- [小手]你舉重是幹什麼的？

Hold on, I need everyone to see...

等一下，我要大家看看... ...

- Hi.

- 嗨，我的天

- [Tiny Hand] How great you are.

- [小手]你是多麼偉大。

What a great man.

多麼偉大的人啊。

You're bigger than Keith!

你比基思還大！

- I know, he's almost bigger than me.

- 我知道，他幾乎比我大。

- [Tiny Hand] Keith, put your hand over here.

- [小手]基思，把你的手放在這裡。

- [Crowd] Wow!

- [人群]哇！

- My hand is big.

- 我的手很大。

You know, Shaq and I have the same size hands.

你知道，沙克和我的手一樣大。

- [Tiny Hand] That's great!

- [小手]那太好了！

You know Shaq? - It is great?

你知道沙克嗎？- 它是偉大的？

- [Tiny Hand] You know Shaquille O'Neal?

- 你知道沙奎爾-奧尼爾嗎？

- I do.

- I C.

- [Tiny Hand] How'd you meet him?

- [小手]你怎麼認識他的？

- I do.

- I C.

- [Tiny Hand] That's crazy.

- [小手]這太瘋狂了。

- Yeah, look at that.

- 是啊，看那個。

- [Tiny Hand] You know I can play basketball.

- [小手]你知道我會打籃球。

Not well, but I can.

不太好，但我可以。

- Well.

- 好吧

- [ Tiny Hand] A little hand can do whatever they want.

- [小手]一雙小手可以為所欲為。

- Oh, I see, and it's so cute with the cuteness.

- 哦，我明白了，它的可愛之處還真不少。

- [Tiny Hand] Want to hold my hand?

- [小手]想牽我的手嗎？

Let's hold hands like friends.

讓我們像朋友一樣牽手。

- [Terry] Okay, there we go.

- 好了，我們走吧。

- [Tiny Hand] Okay, now other hand.

- 好了，現在是另一隻手。

- [Terry] I won't hurt you.

- 我不會傷害你的。

- [Tiny Hand] Other hand and then we'll walk around.

- [小手]另一隻手，然後我們就走來走去。

- [Terry] I don't want to hurt you.

- 我不想傷害你。

I'm very, very careful.

我非常非常小心。

- [Tiny Hand] What's over here happening?

- [小手]這裡發生了什麼？

- [Terry] Oh, yeah, you don't...

- 哦，是的，你不... ...

- [Tiny Hand] You've been here?

- [小手]你來過這裡？

- [Terry] We were here earlier.

- 我們之前在這裡

These were the shakes that I was fooling people with.

這些都是我忽悠人的搖錢樹。

- [Tiny Hand] What were you doing?

- 你在做什麼？

- Because we were saying that they were protein shakes

- 因為我們說，他們是蛋白質奶昔。

and they are, but they have crickets in them.

他們是，但他們有蟋蟀在其中。

- [Tiny Hand] Ew, gross!

- [小手]惡，噁心！

Is this a cricket?

這是一隻蟋蟀嗎？

- [Terry] It's the crickets.

- 是蟋蟀的聲音。

- [Tiny Hand] It looks like a small poop.

- [小手]看起來像小便。

- [Terry] Yeah.

- 對

They're perfect for tiny hands.

他們是完美的小手。

- [Tiny Hand] Did you eat that?

- 你吃了嗎？

- [Terry] We ate them inside of the shake.

- 我們把它們吃進了奶昔裡。

- [Tiny Hand] You think if I eat this,

- 你覺得如果我吃了這個。

it has enough protein to make my hand as big as yours?

它的蛋白質足以讓我的手和你的手一樣大？

- Well, I think you want to stay tiny.

- 好吧，我想你想保持微小。

- [Tiny Hand] Yeah, I think so.

- 是的，我想是的。

I think you're right.

我想你是對的

Wait put your hand out again.

等等，再把手伸出來。

- [Terry] Okay.

- 好的

- [Tiny Hand] You have a ring!

- 你有一個戒指！

- [Terry] Yeah, I've been married a long time.

- 是的，我已經結婚很久了。

- [Tiny Hand] How long?

- [小手]多久了？

- 27 years.

- 27年了

- [Tiny Hand] I am trying to find the love of my life.

- [小手]我正在努力尋找我的夫妻。

- Awe, I had five kids, and when they were little

- 我有五個孩子，當他們還小的時候

their hands were just like that.

他們的手就是這樣的。

- [Tiny Hand] Oh, my goodness.

- 哦，我的天啊。

So you've been married 27 years?

所以你已經結婚27年了？

- [Terry] Yeah, a long time.

- 是的，很長時間了。

- [Tiny Hand] What's your best advice

- [小手]你有什麼好建議？

for a hand trying to find love?

為一隻試圖找到愛的手？

- Wow, if you find a hand that you love

- 哇，如果你找到了你喜歡的那隻手的話

don't try to control them.

不要試圖控制他們。

- [Tiny Hand] Don't control other hands.

- [小手]不要控制其他的手。

- Leave them free, let them roam.

- 讓他們自由自在，讓他們去流浪。

You can't love another hand and

你不能愛上另一隻手

control another hand at the same time.

同時控制另一隻手。

- [Tiny Hand] This is the wisest man I'm ever met.

- [小手]這是我見過的最聰明的人。

- It's the just truth.

- 這是公正的事實。

- [Tiny Hand] You're so wise.

- [小手]你真聰明。

And he knows Shaquille O'Neal!

他還認識沙奎爾-奧尼爾！

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- [Tiny Hand] You're wise and smart and cool.

- [小手]你聰明伶俐，酷斃了。

- I know, I almost feel like

- 我知道，我幾乎覺得像

you're gonna hit me all the time.

你會打我所有的時間。

- [Tiny Hand] I'm not going to hit you.

- [小手]我不會打你的。

- No, I know.

- 不，我知道。

It's so good.

它是如此的好。

- [Tiny Hand] I'm just trying to gently touch my friends.

- [小手]我只是想輕輕地撫摸我的朋友。

- It's so gentle.

- 它是如此的溫柔。

- [Tiny Hand] Just gently, I think you're ear

- 輕輕地，我想你的耳朵是...

is bigger than my hand.

比我的手還大。

- It is.

- 它是。

- [Tiny Hand] That's crazy.

- [小手]這太瘋狂了。

- Oh my goodness.

- 哦，我的天啊。

- [Tiny Hand] Wow, can I see your muscles?

- [小手]哇，我能看到你的肌肉嗎？

- [Terry] Yeah, yeah.

- 對，對

- [Tiny Hand] That's...

- [小手]那是... ...

(laughing)

（笑）

Wow, you have so much control of them.

哇，你對他們的控制力真強。

- [Terry] Yeah, it's kind of weird.

- 是的，有點怪異

- [Tiny Hand] How much do you workout?

- [小手]你的運動量有多大？

- I work out a lot.

- 我經常鍛鍊。

- [Tiny Hand] Really?

- [小手]真的嗎？

- About, you know, everyday.

- 關於，你知道，每天。

Do something everyday.

每天做一些事情。

- [Tiny Hand] You workout everyday?

- 你每天都在鍛鍊嗎？

- Every day.

- 每天都有

- [Tiny Hand] I did a push-up last year.

- [小手]我去年做了一個俯臥撐。

Wasn't worth it.

不值得。

Broke my hand.

摔斷了我的手。

- Yeah, I was just gonna say can your tiny hand hold up?

- 是啊，我只是想說你的小手能不能撐住？

- [Tiny Hand] I'll show you.

- [小手]我給你看。

It goes.

它去。

That's it.

就這樣吧

- [Terry] Wow.

- [泰瑞]哇

- [Tiny Hand] Wait, give me motivations.

- [小手]等等，給我動機。

While I exercise.

當我運動時。

- Okay and, go Tiny Hand, go Tiny Hand.

- 好吧，還有，去吧小手，去吧小手。

Give me three more.

再給我三個。

- [Tiny Hand] Okay.

- [小手]好的

- Three more.

- 還有三個

- [Tiny Hand] Okay.

- [小手]好的

- Three more.

- 還有三個

(grunting)

（叫聲）

- Yeah!

- 是啊！

- [Tiny Hand] Now I'm gonna have abs, high five!

- 現在我要有腹肌了，擊掌！

- Oh, I wanna be careful.

- 哦，我要小心。

I wanna be careful with the hand.

我想小心手。

- [Tiny Hand] I love high-fiving you, it's crazy.

- [小手]我喜歡和你擊掌，這很瘋狂。

- Oh, it's so good.

- 哦，它是如此的好。

It's more than, it's like high-fifteen.

這不僅僅是，這就像高十五。

- [Tiny Hand] So what do you do for a job?

- 那你是做什麼工作的？

You're just handsome man?

你只是帥哥？

- I am an actor.

- 我是一個演員。

- [Tiny Hand] What?

- [小手]什麼？

- Yes, I'm on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

- 是的，我在布魯克林九九臺。

- [Tiny Hand] You know, I'm trying to find

- 你知道嗎，我正在努力尋找。

some handwork on QVC.

QVC上的一些手工作品。

- Well.

- 好吧

- [Tiny Hand] My hands are too small.

- [小手]我的手太小了。

That's what they told me.

他們是這麼告訴我的。

But you know what?

但你知道嗎？

Taylor Swift said don't listen to the haters.

泰勒-斯威夫特說，別聽那些仇人的。

So I'm just gonna keep trying.

所以我只是要繼續努力。

- I hear you

- 我知道了

- [Tiny Hand] Yeah.

- [小手]是啊。

- I here you, you know what?

- 我在這裡，你知道嗎？

Wave 'em off.

揮手讓他們離開。

You know, I mean like, mmhmm.

你知道，我的意思是，mmhmm。

- [Tiny Hand] This is like Beyonce hand.

- [小手]這就像碧昂絲的手。

- Yeah, you could be like, mmhmm, yeah.

- 是的，你可以像，mmhmm，是的。

- [Tiny Hand] You know Beyonce?

- 你知道碧昂絲嗎？

- I don't .

- 我不知道

- [Tiny Hand] Alright, 'cause nobody knows Beyonce.

- 好吧，因為沒有人知道碧昂絲。

- No one knows Beyonce.

- 沒有人知道碧昂絲。

- [Tiny Hand] People know Shaquille O'Neal.

- [小手]人們知道沙奎爾-奧尼爾。

No body knows Beyonce.

沒有人知道碧昂絲。

- [Terry] No body knows Beyonce.

- 沒有人認識碧昂絲。

Too many security guards.

太多保全了

- [Tiny Hand] That'd be crazy.

- [小手]那就太瘋狂了。

Exactly, only Jay-Z and Blue Ivy know Beyonce.

沒錯，只有Jay-Z和Blue Ivy認識碧昂絲。

- But you'd be perfect at the concert.

- 但你在音樂會上會很完美。

Aw, aw, yeah.

哦，哦，是的。

- [Tiny Hand] Is that when they say,

- [小手]是說，當他們說。

wave your hands in the air?

揮動你的手在空中？

I find it a little condescending

我覺得這有點高高在上

'cause I only have one hand.

因為我只有一隻手

But in general I like to wave my hand.

但一般情況下，我喜歡揮手。

- Yeah, it's hard 'cause people that can't see you...

- 是啊，這很難，因為人們看不到你... ...

But, let me tell you, when they see you

但是，讓我告訴你，當他們看到你的時候

and they know you, they see how beautiful you are.

他們瞭解你，他們看到你有多美。

- [Tiny Hand] How come you're so confident?

- [小手]你怎麼這麼自信？

- Because it's just, you're just...

- 因為它只是，你只是... ...

No matter if a hand is big,

不管是大手筆。

or a hand is small, it's all matters.

或手小，這都是問題。

- [Tiny Hand] You are like Oprah, but a man.

- [小手]你就像奧普拉，但卻是個男人。

- Thank you.

- 謝謝你了

- [Tiny Hand] You're like Oprah-man, with more muscles.

- 你就像歐普拉一樣，有更多的肌肉。

Well I don't know, because she's on Weight Watchers now.

我不知道，因為她現在在減肥。

She could have muscles.

她可能有肌肉。

We don't know, we only know every month

我們不知道，我們每個月才會知道

when she puts her face on the cover.

當她把她的臉放在封面上時，

- That's true.

- 這倒是真的。

- [Tiny Hand] Of the magazine.

- [小手]的雜誌。

What would you name your magazine?

你會給你的雜誌取什麼名字？

- It would be The crews, Terry Crews Magazine.

- 應該是《克魯斯》，《特里-克魯斯》雜誌。

- [Tiny Hand] Terry Crews Magazine, that's very inventive.

- 小手]泰瑞-克魯斯雜誌，這很有創意。

I think maybe stick to inspirations,

我想也許要堅持靈感。

because that's a long title.

因為那是一個很長的標題。

It's hard for people to read.

人們很難讀懂。

- I kind of understand you being a tiny hand.

- 我有點理解你是一隻小手。

I have different things,

我有不同的東西。

like my pecs pop.

喜歡我的胸肌流行。

- [Tiny Hand] What!

- [小手]什麼！

Hold on, I'm so shocked

等等，我很震驚

- It's my thing, it's my thing.

- 這是我的事，這是我的事。

You gotta tiny hand...

你的手真小...

- [Tiny Hand] Show me, show me.

- [小手]讓我看看，讓我看看。

- Look see, pecs pop?

- 你看，胸肌爆了？

- [Tiny Hand] Oh my goodness.

- 哦，我的天啊！

- Pec pop meet tiny hands.

- 啄木鳥彈出與小手相接。

(laughing)

（笑）

Pec pop.

Pec pop.

- [Tiny Hand] It's like his pecs are peoples.

- [小手]就像他的胸肌是人民。

- He's saying hello.

- 他在跟你打招呼

- [Tiny Hand] Okay, I want to feel.

- [小手]好吧，我想感受一下。

- He want's to say hi to you.