- Nervous.

- 緊張。

- Oh, just get drunk.

- 哦，只是喝醉了。

Nope, you're 16.

不，你是16歲。

Nevermind that I said, I take it back.

沒關係，我說過了，我收回。

- I found some tips on the internet.

- 我在網上找到了一些提示。

- Woah, okay.

- 哇，好吧。

Let's see.

讓我看看

Let your hand linger when you touch his arm.

當你觸摸到他的手臂時，讓你的手停留在這裡。

Laugh at his jokes.

笑看他的笑話。

Put your face close to his whenever possible.

儘可能把臉靠近他的臉。

Smile a lot.

多笑一笑。

Mirror his body movements.

鏡像他的身體動作。

Draw attention to your lips.

把注意力吸引到你的嘴脣上。

And finally when in doubt remember

最後，如果有疑問，請記住

the closer you two get the better.

你們兩個越接近越好。

What the?

怎麼了？

- These are the top rated pieces of advice

- 這些都是評價最高的建議

on how to make a move.

關於如何出手。

- From what website?

- 從哪個網站？

- deezmoves.gov

- deezmoves.gov

- Oh, legit.

- 哦，合法的。

- I know.

- 我知道，我知道

- No, I'm being sarcastic.

- 不，我是在諷刺。

That's terrible advice, just be yourself.

這是很糟糕的建議，做自己就好了。

- Ashley, I can't be myself.

- 阿什利，我不能做我自己。

I strive within boundaries, I need walls, I need rules.

我在界限內努力，我需要牆，我需要規則。

- Okay, just let him make the first move.

- 好吧，就讓他先動手吧。

- And perpetuate gender stereotypes?

- 並延續性別刻板印象？

No thanks.

不，謝謝。

- Okay, before you get on your high horse,

- 好吧，在你高高在上之前。

just remember not all of us grew up with

只記得並不是所有的人都能長大

cool role models like Katniss.

像凱妮絲這樣的酷炫榜樣。

Some of us were just told to dance around in the forest

我們有些人只是被告知要在森林裡跳舞而已

and wait until a prince came and ruined all our fun.

等到一個王子來了，毀了我們所有的樂趣。

- You good?

- 你還好嗎？

- Yes, I'm just very mad at Hollywood.

- 是的，我只是對好萊塢非常生氣。

- Okay, well I've deez moves all day

- 好吧，我整天都在做動作

and trust me if you want something to happen,

相信我，如果你想要的東西發生。

deez are the moves.

deez是動作。

- Okay, I want to make something happen.

- 好吧，我想做一些事情。

- So take it from me

- 所以，請你相信我

and the infinite wisdom of the internet.

和網絡的無限智慧。

Don't be yourself on the first date.

第一次約會時不要做自己。

- I won't, show me those tips again.

- 我不會，再給我看看那些提示。

- Okay, here.

- 好吧，在這裡。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- Wait, no, what are you wearing?

- 等等，不，你穿的是什麼？

- Oh, it's mesh.

- 哦，這是網狀的。

- Who wears mesh?

- 誰穿網眼？

- Rhianna.

- Rhianna

- You're not Rhianna.

- 你不是Rhianna

(gasping)

（喘氣）

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

(French music)

(法國音樂)

- I'm so excited for this.

- 我真為這個興奮。

I've been wanting to take this class forever.

我一直想上這門課。

- Right, so fun.

- 對，好好玩。

- So fun.

- 好好玩。

- I like your shoes.

- 我喜歡你的鞋子

- Oh, thanks.

- 哦，謝謝。

- Shiny.

- 閃亮的。

- Hey full disclosure,

- 嘿，全面披露。

I'm a professional artist.

我是一個專業的藝術家。

- What?

- 什麼？

- I'm a professional artist.

- 我是一個專業的藝術家。

- Oh.

- 哦。

Copy, I mean I didn't ask you or whatever,

收到，我的意思是我沒問你什麼的。

but good for you.

但對你有好處。

- Yeah, I just wanted to let you know now

- 是啊，我只是想讓你知道，現在

so you don't get discouraged when you see how

所以你不氣餒，當你看到你如何

beautiful my painting is.

美麗的我的畫是。

- How generous.

- 多麼慷慨。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

- You're welcome.

- 不客氣

- I hate this guy.

- 我討厭這個傢伙。

- What was that?

- 那是什麼？

- I don't know.

- 我不知道。

I'm just gonna drink my wine.

我只是要去喝我的酒。

- Welcome, everyone

- 歡迎大家

to paint between the wines.

來畫酒之間。

So, who here has taken an art class before?

那麼，這裡有誰上過美術課呢？

- Oh, yeah.

- 哦，是的。

- [Instructor] Great.

- [教官]很好。

- Mm-hmm.

- 嗯哼。

- Well class has begun, so paint away.

- 好了，上課了，快去畫吧。

I'll be around to help those that need it.

我會在身邊幫助那些需要幫助的人。

- I don't need any help.

- 我不需要任何幫助。

- [Instructor] Alright.

- [教官]好吧。

- I don't need help either.

- 我也不需要幫助。

- [Instructor] Okey dokey.

- [教官]Okey dokey。

- I didn't know you took an art class before.

- 我不知道你以前上過美術課。

- Oh, I didn't.

- 哦，我沒有。

But I hate that guy.

但我討厭那個傢伙。

- We should drink our wine

- 我們應該喝我們的酒

because you can't waste all you can drink wine.

因為你不能浪費所有能喝的酒。

- Cheers.

- 乾杯。

- Cheers.

- 乾杯。

- You really chugged that whole thing.

- 你真的把整個事情都喝了。

- [Ashley] Laugh at his jokes.

- [阿什利]笑他的笑話。

(laughing)

（笑）

- I'm really laughing at your jokes.

- 我真的是被你的笑話逗笑了。

(laughing)

（笑）

(French music)

(法國音樂)

- You know, they say you can learn a lot

- 你知道，他們說你可以學到很多東西。

about how someone is between the sheets

隔行如隔山

by how they are on canvas.

通過它們在畫布上的表現。

Avery, can you hear me?

艾莉，你能聽到我說話嗎？

Avery.

Avery.

- Ah, that's my brush.

- 啊，那是我的刷子。

- Is it?

- 是嗎？

Does it have your name on it?

上面有你的名字嗎？

- Yes, it does.

- 是的，它是。

- Okay, but you just did that.

- 好吧，但你剛做了。

It's not engraved or anything.

這不是雕刻什麼的。

- Oh, honey.

- 哦，親愛的。

- What?

- 什麼？

What?

什麼？

Say it.

說吧

- You have blue on your face.

- 你的臉上有藍色。

- Do I?

- 給我？

Do I?

給我？

Do I have something on my face?

我臉上有東西嗎？

- Ashley.

- Ashley.

Okay, I need you to walk me through how this happened.

好吧，我需要你帶我去看看這是怎麼發生的。

- What?

- 什麼？

- Oh my god, get a room.

- 哦，我的上帝，得到一個房間。

- Joel!

- 喬爾！

- It's cooked under a wine sauce,

- 它是在酒醬下煮熟的。

paired with morel mushrooms.

配上更多的蘑菇。

It has a lovely, nutty aftertaste.

它有一個可愛的，堅果的回味。

- Um, what's the French word for chicken fingers?

- 嗯，雞肉條的法語怎麼說？

(speaking foreign language)

(講外語)

- Okay, these are dank.

- 好吧，這些都是dank。

These are amazing.

這些都是驚人的。

- Yeah, they're pretty good.

- 是啊，他們是相當不錯的。

- No, these are great.

- 不，這些都是偉大的。

(beat boxing)

拳

(speaking foreign language)

(講外語)

Wait.

等一下

- First of all, I don't even know where to start.

- 首先，我都不知道從何說起。

Grey's not a color.

灰色不是一種顏色。

You shouldn't have even used it.

你甚至不應該使用它。

You have lines and dots,

你有線和點。

pick one.

挑一個。

You can't do both.

你不能兩者兼得。

- Joel's a hack.

- 喬爾是個黑客

This sucks.

這很糟糕。

- Oh.

- 哦。

Uh, run.

呃，跑。

- You did great.

- 你做得很好。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- Who's professional now, Joel?

- 現在誰是專業的，喬爾？

- Avery.

- Avery.

- Okay, so me and my friend, Rudy,

- 好吧，我和我的朋友，魯迪。

we decided to go to the park.

我們決定去公園。

Because there's like some camping sites.

因為有像一些露營的地方。

- [Ashley] Mirror his body movements.

- [阿什利]鏡像他的身體動作。

- There was a bear like this tall.

- 有一隻熊這麼高。

I swear.

我發誓

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

- Um, I thought I saw my friend, Carl.

- 嗯，我想我看到了我的朋友，卡爾。

Nope, not Carl.

不，不是卡爾。

Honk.

Honk.

(laughing)

（笑）

- You honked his nose?

- 你按響了他的鼻子？

Out of all the things you could've done,

在所有你能做的事情中，你可以做的。

that's what you did.

這就是你所做的。

- I know, the sound is still ringing in my ears.

- 我知道，這聲音還在我耳邊響起。

Honk.

Honk.

It's with me still.

它仍然和我在一起。

- Okay, okay, it couldn't have been that bad.

- 好吧，好吧，不可能那麼糟糕。

- Avery, you weren't there.

- 艾莉，你不在那裡

- It sounds pretty bad.

- 這聽起來很糟糕。

You know, but at least you didn't get paint

你知道的，但至少你沒有被油漆弄髒

all over your face from some weirdo's paintbrush.

臉上都是一些怪人的畫筆。

- Yeah, that was insane.

- 是啊，這太瘋狂了。

(laughing)

（笑）

- His name was Joel too.

- 他的名字也叫喬爾。

Can you imagine two year old, artsy, d-bag Joel?

你能想象兩歲的，藝術的，d-bag喬爾？

- The worst.

- 最糟糕的。

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Ashley] You'll get over it.

- [阿什利]你會克服它。

It'll be fine.

會沒事的

- Hey.

- 嘿嘿

- Oh, hey.

- 哦，嘿。

- Um, you forgot your wallet in my bike basket.

- 嗯，你把你的錢包忘在我的自行車籃子裡了。

- Oh, thanks.

- 哦，謝謝。

- Yeah, sure.

- 是的，當然。

- Um, I'll walk you to the gate?

- 嗯，我送你到門口？

- Uh, yeah.

- 嗯，是的。

- Thanks for bringing my wallet.

- 謝謝你把我的錢包。

- Of course, you're welcome.

- 當然，不客氣

So I uh.

所以我...

(bright music)

（明亮的音樂）

- See ya.

- 再見。

- Bye.

- 掰掰

- Deez moves, baby.

- Deez移動，寶貝。

(laughing)

（笑）

- Damn.

- 該死的。

- Who is that?

- 那是誰？

And all thanks to the government.

而這一切都要感謝政府。

Who knew the DM in DMV stood for deez moves?

誰知道DMV中的DM代表的是deez moves？

Capital V in moves.

大寫的V在移動。

- What?

- 什麼？

- Oh, nothing.

- 哦，沒什麼。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

Well I should probably head home.

好吧，我也許應該回家了。

- Yeah, long commute.

- 是啊，漫長的通勤時間。

- Crazy commute.

- 瘋狂的通勤。

- Hopefully there's no traffic going that way.

- 希望那邊沒有車來車往。

- Right and the 101.

- 右和101號。

- I'll get in the express lane.

- 我去快車道。

- Traffic's the worst.

- 交通是最糟糕的。

- This was fun.

- 這很有趣。

- Really fun.

- 真的很有趣。

I had a great time.

我有一個偉大的時間。

Honk.

Honk.

(laughing)

（笑）

- Nice, I get it.

- 很好，我明白了。

Cause Izzy.

因為Izzy。

(bright music)

（明亮的音樂）

- Good night.

- 晚上好

- Good bye, gay.

- 再見，同志。

Where's my door?

我的門在哪裡？

- Deez moves?

- Deez移動？

- Deez moves.

- Deez移動。

Deez moves, baby.

Deez移動，寶貝。

- Oh god.

- 哦，上帝。

- You love it.

- 你喜歡它。

- La, la, la, la, la, la, la

- 啦，啦，啦，啦，啦，啦，啦。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

(dramatic music)

咍