I'm an actress, singer, dancer, host, producer, entertainer.

我是一個演員，歌手，舞者，主持人，製作人，藝人。

I'm gonna be opening up my little black book

我將打開我的小黑書

and introducing you to some very important people

並把你介紹給一些非常重要的人

and pretty much showing you

並幾乎讓你看到

some behind the scenes of my world.

一些幕後的我的世界。

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訂閱芭莎頻道

so you don't miss an episode.

這樣你就不會錯過任何一集。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

(uptempo bass line)

(上拍低音線)

Today we're gonna be talking about comedy

今天我們要討論的是喜劇。

and a little bit of sketch, and then you're gonna meet

和一點點的素描，然後你會滿足。

my good friend and writing partner Max.

我的好朋友和寫作夥伴馬克斯。

So I feel like I always kinda had

所以我覺得我總是有點

that very goofy personality, but I didn't really see it

傻乎乎的個性，但我沒有真正看到它。

as a part of my career until I did Scream Queens.

作為我職業生涯的一部分，直到我做了尖叫皇后。

Boone was in here trying to seduce me

波昂在這裡試圖引誘我。

with the oldest line in the book.

與書中最古老的一行。

He says he's a ghost.

他說他是個鬼。

When I did Scream Queens, I realized,

當我做《驚聲尖叫》的時候，我意識到：

"Okay, this is an opportunity for me to really

"好吧，這是個機會，讓我真正的

"kinda dive into that comedic side of myself in TV,

"在電視裡挺潛心研究自己喜劇的那一面。

"in television, in a way that I hadn't done before."

"在電視上，以一種我以前沒有做過的方式。"

Ryan really allowed us the opportunity to improv

瑞安真的讓我們有機會即興表演

and pretty much take advantage of every moment,

並幾乎利用每時每刻。

and so after that opportunity, I really started studying

所以在那個機會之後，我真正開始學習

improv and really wanted to try to just make myself

即興表演，真的想嘗試只是讓自己

as most comfortable as I could with pretty much

儘可能的舒適，我幾乎

laying it all out there

赤裸裸

when I got the opportunity and chance.

當我得到機會和機遇的時候。

Max was working with a different company

Max在另一家公司工作

and we were doing a lot of digital stuff for Scream Queens.

我們為《驚聲尖叫皇后》做了很多數字化的東西。

But everybody else kinda wasn't into the digital stuff,

但其他人都不喜歡數碼的東西。

so it ended up just being Max and I because I was obviously

所以它結束了只是最大和我 因為我顯然是。

very into digital and so was he.

非常喜歡數碼，他也是。

And over the course of us doing little skits and stuff

而在我們做的過程中，小短劇和東西，

for Scream Queens promotion, we were like,

尖叫皇后的宣傳，我們很喜歡。

"Okay well, let's start doing stuff with me."

"好了好了，開始和我一起做事情吧。"

And so, over the course of him knowing my personality,

於是，在他了解我性格的過程中。

he came up with our first character,

他想出了我們的第一個角色。

which was Lady Miss Jacqueline,

這就是傑奎琳小姐。

who is in the series Southern Belle Insults.

誰在南方美女辱罵系列中。

Janet!

珍妮特！

- [Max] Oh hi!

- 哦，嗨！

- Oh I just love that rainbow eyeshadow on your face.

- 哦，我只是喜歡你臉上的彩虹眼影。

- [Max] Oh thank you!

- 哦，謝謝你！

- It's a perfect distraction from that nose

- 它是一個完美的分心 從鼻子。

and crooked teeth.

和歪牙。

Have a good day at church.

祝你在教堂度過美好的一天。

He's the other character on the other side

他是另一邊的另一個角色

that Lady Miss Jacqueline is always talking to,

傑奎琳小姐一直在和她說話

which is Janet, and we pretty much did one

這是珍妮特，我們幾乎沒有一

on the set of Scream Queens and the kids loved it.

在《尖叫皇后》的片場，孩子們很喜歡。

When I posted it on my page, they were like,

當我把它貼在我的頁面上時，他們就像。

"Oh my gosh, this is so crazy."

"哦，我的天哪，這太瘋狂了。"

At first, they were like,

一開始，他們就像。

"What's going on?

"這是怎麼回事？

"What are you doing?"

"你在做什麼？"

'Cause I had done sketch stuff before my Instagram

"因為我在Instagram之前就畫過素描

but I had never truly introduced a character, per se.

但我從來沒有真正介紹過一個角色，本身。

And after a while, I was like,

過了一會兒，我就想，

"Max, I would love to continue it."

"麥克斯，我很想繼續。"

And so Max and I literally just started connecting

所以我和麥克斯就這樣開始了聯繫 And so Max and I literally just started connecting

more and more and more, and Southern Belles kinda became

越來越多，和南方貝爾有點成為

our first series on Instagram

我們在Instagram上的第一個系列

when it comes to my characters and my sketch comedy.

當談到我的角色和我的小品喜劇。

- Oh, that dip was too low, call the house doctor.

- 哦，這個浸染太低了，叫家庭醫生吧。

- Max, we're not on a cruise ship.

- Max 我們不是在遊輪上 Max, we're not on a cruise ship.

House doctor?

家庭醫生？

Get yourself together, love.

振作起來吧，親愛的。

So Max and I, we work together many different ways.

所以我和麥克斯，我們用很多不同的方式合作。

Sometimes it'll be he has an idea

有時候，他會有一個想法

or sometimes it'll be I have an idea,

或有時會是我有一個想法。

and then we flesh it out.

然後我們把它具體化。

We create a story or idea

我們創造一個故事或想法

or the heartbeat of what it is about.

或者說是它的心聲。

Like with Southern Belles, it's about insults.

就像南國美女一樣，這就是侮辱。

It's about her insulting this one particular lady

是關於她對這位女士的侮辱問題

and it's also about the style in which she throws shade.

而這也關係到她拋出陰影的風格。

She's a Southern Belle.

她是一個南方美女。

Then we have Chelsea Barbie Taylor,

然後我們有切爾西芭比泰勒。

she is this kind of Valley girl

她就是這樣的山谷女孩

that's a little bit identity-less.

這是一個有點無身份的。

You don't really know who she thinks she is,

你並不知道她認為自己是誰。

but you do know that she really loves herself

但你知道她真的很愛自己

and it's funny because even though she's a little bit weird,

這很有趣，因為即使 她是一個有點怪異，

a little bit quirky, you're like,

有點古怪，你就像。

"I like what you're saying,

"我喜歡你說的話。

"I like what you're having to say."

"我喜歡你說的話。"

So she's very, she's more very positive kind of character.

所以她是非常，她是比較非常積極的那種性格。

Don't let those haters online get you down

別讓網上那些仇家把你打倒了。

'cause you have beauty, you have class,

因為你有美貌，你有品位。

and I mean, Post Malone slid into your DMs

我的意思是，後馬龍滑入你的DMs

and that does not just happen to anyone, babe.

這不只是發生在任何人身上，寶貝。

Yeah, I love seeing the engagement.

是啊，我喜歡看訂婚。

A lot of people do the hashtag Southern Belles

很多人做的標籤 南方美女

and play off of that concept.

併發揮這個概念。

I love all that stuff because again,

我喜歡這些東西，因為又。

it inspires me creatively.

它激發了我的創作靈感。

It excited me to know that they're enjoying it.

知道他們喜歡它，我很興奮。

I think, especially right now, it's so important

我認為，尤其是現在，它是如此重要。

that we laugh and that we have fun

我們的笑聲和我們的樂趣

and that we put a smile on one another's face.

我們讓彼此的臉上都有了笑容。

So the fact that in the comments, I see people laughing

所以，在評論中，我看到的事實是，人們的笑聲

and playing and I can respond back and they get the jokes,

和播放，我可以迴應，他們得到的笑話。

that's fun to me 'cause I think that's what it's about.

這對我來說很有趣，因為我認為 這就是它的內容。

That's what we have to give to each other,

這就是我們要給對方的東西。

is fun and just lighthearted good.

是有趣的，只是輕鬆的好。

Max and I are gonna meet up and brainstorm

麥克斯和我要去見個面，集思廣益。

about Chelsea Barbie Taylor and some other fun stuff.

關於切爾西芭比娃娃泰勒和其他一些有趣的東西。

So this is Max, my really good friend and writing partner

這就是麥克斯，我的好朋友和寫作夥伴

and we are about to just start going over some material.

而我們正要開始翻閱一些資料。

- Y'all ready?

- 你們都準備好了嗎？

- Max and I will meet, it can be three to four times a week

- 我和Max會見面，可以一週三到四次。

or a couple of days out the month,

或月外幾天。

so it ranges, I feel like.

所以它的範圍，我覺得像。

- [Max] Totally.

- [最大]完全。

- This last week, we saw each other every single day

- 上個星期，我們每天都能見到對方。

because we're preparing for a Turnt Up with the Taylors.

因為我們正準備和Taylors樂隊一起進行 "Turnt Up "活動

- Exactly.

- 就是這樣

It's really about, I think, whenever the moment strikes.

我想，真的是隻要時機一到，就可以了。

You don't wanna do it just to do it.

你不會為了做而做吧？

You don't wanna be cheesy.

你可不想太俗氣

- Yeah, no.

- 是的，沒有。

- You wanna do it if it's gonna actually entertain

- 你想這樣做，如果它是要去真正的娛樂。

and really speak to you and speak to your brand

並真正與你對話，與你的品牌對話。

and where it makes sense.

和有意義的地方。

- We got so much stuff coming

- 我們有這麼多的東西來

from Chelsea Barbie Taylor, honey.

從切爾西芭比娃娃泰勒，蜂蜜。

She's really...

她真的...

- She's really strong.

- 她真的很強。

- I'm happy about how she's come about.

- 我很高興她能有這樣的表現。

Oh you, my sweet little you.

哦，你，我可愛的小你。

You know, I was thinking of you and your name,

你知道，我在想你和你的名字。

your flawless name.

你那完美無瑕的名字。

Much like the flawless freckles on Common's face,

就像Common臉上的無暇雀斑一樣。

you know, the second thing you get lost in after his ass.

你知道，第二件事 你迷失在他的屁股後。

(laughs)

（笑）

- Keke came up with this character and the voice,

- Keke想出了這個角色和聲音。

and when you hear this voice, you literally think

而當你聽到這個聲音，你從字面上看，你認為

it's a voiceover done by someone completely else.

這是一個完全由別人做的配音。

And that's what I think is so funny,

這就是我覺得很好笑的地方。

is that I think people, every time that they see Keke

是，我覺得人們，每次他們看到Keke。

do something, they have no idea that she could do it.

做一些事情，他們不知道她可以做到這一點。

And it's like yes, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

它就像是的，這只是冰山的一角。

And when you brought that voice of Chelsea,

而當你把切爾西的聲音。

everyone, they're like, first of all the comments were,

每個人，他們很喜歡，首先所有的評論是，

"Who's doing this voiceover?"

"誰在做這個配音？"

It was you.

是你

- I came to Max and I told Max I had been working

- 我去找麥克斯，我告訴麥克斯我一直在工作。

on this other script that I was trying to write

我想寫的另外一個劇本

based off this character, I don't wanna go all the way

根據這個人物，我不想去所有的方式。

into it but it was, she had this whole world

但它是，她有這個世界的整個。

and I was trying to figure out how to make this character

我想知道如何讓這個角色

jump off the page and I said,

躍然紙上，我說。

"I think I would really have to dig into my acting chops

"我想我真的要好好研究一下我的演技

"and really create a voice and an attitude

"並真正創造一種聲音和態度

"and a sound that's absolutely totally different from me."

"和一個聲音，絕對是完全不同的我。"

And so I was playing on my voice memos and I just started

所以我在玩我的語音備忘錄，我剛開始。

doing all these, I'm like, "Hi, it's me Barbie."

做這些，我想，"嗨，這是我的芭比娃娃。"

I didn't say the name but I was like, "This is me, oh daddy"

我沒有說名字，但我想，"這是我，哦，爸爸"

and I just started doing this voice.

我剛剛開始做這個聲音。

And I was like, "I don't know if this is right."

我當時想，"我不知道這是否正確。"

But that's when I went to my boy Max.

但這時我就去找我的兒子Max了。

I said, "Max, listen to this voice.

我說："麥克斯，聽這個聲音。

"Tell me what you think we can do with it.

"告訴我，你覺得我們能用它做什麼？

"Tell me if you think this is a new character

"如果你認為這是一個新的角色，請告訴我

"that we can try to see what we can write about."

"我們可以嘗試看看我們可以寫什麼。"

And immediately, I was so happy you were into it.

馬上，我很高興你能喜歡上它。

And from there, that's when we just started doing

從那裡，這時候我們才開始做。

what we titled Mirror Affirmations.

我們的標題是 "鏡子肯定"。

And after the third one, we're like,

第三次之後，我們就像。

"We still don't know what we're calling her.

"我們還是不知道要叫她什麼。

"We've just been calling it #MirrorAffirmations."

"我們只是把它叫做#鏡子肯定"。

And then Max was like, "Why don't we let the kids name her?"

然後Max就說 "為什麼不讓孩子們給她取名字呢?" And then Max was like, "Why don't we let the kids name her?"

You are an individual, just like Barbie,

你是一個個體，就像芭比娃娃一樣。

Chelsea Barbie Taylor.

切爾西芭比娃娃泰勒。

You are a star.

你是一個明星。

Love you babe.

愛你的寶貝。

(hisses)

（起伏）

Hot.

熱。

I'm so excited for Turnt Up with the Taylors, love.

我很期待Taylors的Turnt Up，愛。

- That's gonna be, that's gonna be really great.

- 這將是，這將是非常偉大的。

And you know, what the plan for that is,

你知道，這計劃是什麼。

I'm gonna pull that up.

我要把它拉起來。

- Yeah, because we have all that footage

- 是啊，因為我們有所有的鏡頭

that we shot that day that I think is gonna be great

我們拍攝的那一天，我認為是要去偉大的。

in terms of introducing each character.

在介紹每個人物方面。

- Well yeah, and how many characters are you playing?

- 是啊，你要玩多少個角色？

- Okay so yeah, so.

- 好吧，所以是的，所以。

- Just give a little backstory.

- 給大家講講背景故事吧。

- I'll give a little bit of a sneak peek.

- 我就給大家說一說。

- A taste.

- 味道。

- So Chelsea Barbie Taylor, I guess we ended up

- 所以切爾西芭比娃娃泰勒，我想我們結束了。

getting a lot of good feedback and so I ended up

得到了很多良好的反饋，所以我最終還是選擇了

creating a mini series show with Facebook

用Facebook創建一個迷你係列節目

and a production company,

和一家生產企業。

the production company Kids At Play.

製作公司Kids At Play。

And so we've done this series where I ended up playing

所以我們已經做了這個系列，我結束了玩的地方

not only Chelsea Barbie Taylor, but her mom, her dad,

不僅僅是切爾西芭比泰勒，還有她的媽媽，她的爸爸。

her grandma and her brother.

她的奶奶和她的哥哥。

And I'm so freaking excited about it.

我太興奮了。

- [Max] Five times the Keke.

- [Max]五倍於Keke。

- I always love when Max is here because Max has always

- 我總是喜歡麥克斯在這裡，因為麥克斯總是...

believed in my voice in comedy, from the beginning,

從一開始就相信我在喜劇中的聲音。

from when he came to me with Lady Miss Jacqueline

從他和傑奎琳小姐來找我的時候開始

and was like, "Hey, I think this is a cool character."

並想，"嘿，我認為這是一個很酷的角色。"

From that moment on, I was like, "Okay."

從那一刻起，我就想，"好吧。"

Us together, it always gave me just the excitement that,

我們在一起，總能給我帶來剛剛的刺激，。

hey why not?

嘿，為什麼不呢？

Why can't I just try it?

為什麼我不能試試呢？

And it was the same thing with these characters.

而這些人物也是如此。

We went over them a million times, over and over again,

我們把它們翻了無數遍，一遍又一遍。

filmed them, heard 'em back until we got 'em perfect.

拍下他們，聽到他們回來，直到我們得到了他們的完美。

And then when the wardrobe came, it was just like...

然後，當衣櫃來了，它只是喜歡... ...

- It really hit it.

- 它真的打。

And I mean, I love the experience

我的意思是，我喜歡這種體驗

of just like with this last one,

的就像這最後一個。

doing for Turnt Up with the Taylors, how they were able to,

為Turnnt Up與Taylors，他們如何能夠，

having the eight episodes we did for your Instagram,

有八集，我們做了你的Instagram。

they could really see the audience reaction.

他們可以真正看到觀眾的反應。

I think that was such a valuable tool of looking at

我想這是一個很有價值的工具，看看

how can you use your digital to then really fine tune it

你如何使用你的數字，然後真正的微調。

and then say, "There's more need and want for this world."

然後說："這個世界有更多的需要和需求。"

- Right, and let's build it up.

- 對，我們把它建立起來。

So give us the cash.

所以給我們現金。

- [Max] Just a few dollars, and by dollars, extra o's.

- 只有幾塊錢，而美元，額外的O。

- Here it is, here it is.

- 來了，來了。

Let me see.

讓我看看

(characters talking)

（人物說話）

(dramatic music)

咍

I hate it, I hate me.

我恨它，我恨我自己。

(Max laughing)

（最大笑）

- Okay that's it.

- 好了，就是這樣。

- That's it, sorry.

- 就是這樣，對不起。

- That's it.

- 就這樣吧

- No time to spare, dear.

- 沒時間了，親愛的。

I'll grab a sage while you pick your jaw up from the floor.

我去抓個聖人，你把下巴從地上撿起來。