Er... stupid?

呃...愚蠢的？

No, I'm Texas!

不，我是德州人！

What's the difference?

有什麼不同？

[laughing]

[笑]

OK, fine, stay... but I hope you like making Krabby Patties!

好吧，好吧，留下來... 但我希望你喜歡做蟹皇堡！

[groaning]

[呻吟]

[bell ringing]

[鐘聲響起]

[roaring]

[咆哮]

[groaning]

[呻吟]

He cut off his own hand by mistake!

他不小心砍掉了自己的手！

You mean like this?

你是說像這樣？

Or like this?

還是像這樣？

Or this? Or this?

還是這個？還是這個？

But what about this?

但是這個呢？

- Or this? Or this? Or this? Or-- - Except he wasn't a sponge!

- 還是這個？還是這個？還是這個？除了他不是海綿！

So?

那又怎樣？

So it didn't grow back!

所以它沒有再長出來!

Oh, no!

哦，不！

Did you see that?

你看到了嗎？

- What was that? - What was that?

- 那是什麼？- 那是什麼？

Something must be wrong with my brain!

我的腦子一定有問題！

Plankton!

浮游生物！

Hey, Squid, how about this for the show?

嘿，魷魚，這個節目怎麼樣？

The amazing Mister Absorbency!

驚人的吸水先生!

Ta-da!

噠噠！

Ta-da!

噠噠！

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Yeah, thanks.

是的，謝謝。

SpongeBob, what are you doing?

海綿寶寶，你在做什麼？

Hi, Pearl!

嗨，珍珠！

Come on, it won't bite!

來吧，它不會咬人的!

You look ridiculous!

你看起來很可笑！

Here you go!

給你！

Yup, us squirrels sure is stupid!

是啊，我們松鼠肯定是愚蠢的！

Dumb, dumb, dumb!

啞巴，啞巴，啞巴！

Squirrels is dumb!

松鼠是啞巴！

OK, Sandy, OK, I get it!

好吧，桑迪，好吧，我明白了！

No more squirrel jokes.

不要再開松鼠的玩笑了。

[groaning]

[呻吟]

SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶！

You been messing with the bull, now here comes the horns!

你一直在和公牛打交道，現在牛角來了!

Sandy, no!

桑迪，不！

- Howdy, y'all! - Howdy, y'all!

- 你們好，大家好！- 你們好，大家好！

I must fight!

我必須戰鬥！

[gargling]

[漱口]

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

嗷，嗷，嗷，嗷，嗷，嗷，嗷！

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

Oh... of course!

哦... 當然！

You wanna go for a walk?

你想出去走走嗎？

[distant laughing]

[遙遠的笑聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[clanging]

[叮噹]

[squirting]

[噴水]

Hey, that worked perfectly!

嘿，這工作完美！

I'll be in the office polishing yesterday's booty!

我會在辦公室裡擦拭昨天的戰利品!

[gasping]

[喘氣]

I heard that, Mr. Squidward!

我聽到了，章魚哥先生！

Haven't you ever heard of

難道你沒聽說過

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?

模仿是最真誠的奉承？

Oh, great, you're home!

哦，太好了，你回來了！

Now you can help me with the baby!

現在你可以幫我帶孩子了！

Actually, SpongeBob, I'd love to but I'm totally beat from work.

其實，海綿寶寶，我很想去，但我工作太忙了。

Huh?

咦？

[laughing]

[笑]

That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!

那人的頭被椰子砸中了!

Patrick, what about my break?

帕特里克，我的休息時間呢？

Oh, yeah, you're break!

哦，是的，你的休息！

Tomorrow, I promise.

明天，我保證。

Er... OK, tomorrow.

呃...好吧，明天吧

Hello?

喂？

My pores are whistling in the wind!

我的毛孔在風中呼呼作響!

[laughing]

[笑]

I'll admit... you've got some pretty good moves... for a squirrel.

我承認... 你有一些相當不錯的動作... 對於一隻松鼠。

[laughing]

[笑]

But you're still just a land creature.

但你仍然只是一個陸地生物。

Squirrels can do anything they want to!

松鼠想做什麼就做什麼!

Can you reproduce by budding?

萌芽可以繁殖嗎？

Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?

可以嗎？可以嗎？可以嗎？可以嗎？

No!

不！

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Didn't you hear me? I said I'm ready.

你沒聽到我說的嗎？我說我準備好了

[groaning]

[呻吟]

That tickled!

好癢！

[laughing]

[笑]

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I was made of some kind of...

加里，我吸收他的打擊，就像我是由某種... ...

Spongey material!

海綿材料!

- Oh, my-- - What's wrong with you?

- 哦，我的---你怎麼了？

My stomach feels funny.

我的胃感覺很奇怪。

Let's have a look-- SpongeBob!

讓我們看看... 海綿寶寶！

Oh, hey, Sandy.

哦，嘿，桑迪。

SpongeBob, what are you doing?

海綿寶寶，你在做什麼？

OK, shoot!

好吧，拍！

Got it! So, er... how do you stop?

我知道了！那麼，呃... ... 你怎麼停下來？

I just... stop.

我只是...停止。

Then run like heck!

那就趕緊跑吧！

Not that way!

不是這樣的！

So long, SpongeLoser!

再見，SpongeLoser！

[laughing]

[笑]

Huh?

咦？

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

I've been training my whole life for the day I could join the Krusty Krew!

我一直在訓練我的一生，為的是有一天能加入Krusty Krew！

And now I'm ready!

現在我準備好了！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[bouncing]

[彈跳]

So, er... when do I start?

那麼，呃... 我什麼時候開始？