Name: What do $100 Cherries Taste Like?
Uploaded: 2020-08-14T19:05:59.000Z
Duration: 8 min 22 s

哦，是的，又到了一年中的這個時候了

對於超級昂貴的水果！！！！！！

I-You know what? I blame you all for encouraging him

我--你知道嗎？我怪你們鼓勵他

look you've been asking for this for a while now you want us

你看，你已經問了好一陣子了，你想讓我們...

So today we are going to be doing super expensive cherries

所以今天我們要做的是超級昂貴的櫻桃。

I gotta be honest. I knew that we were getting cherries today, which is why I'm wearing cherry earrings

我得說實話。我知道今天會有櫻桃，所以我戴上了櫻桃耳環

I had a new strategy as you might have seen in this little video that I did

我有一個新的策略，你可能已經看到了在這個小視頻，我做的。

What do you mean? Roll the footage (laugh)

Hello, everybody and welcome back to another edition of "Simon bought very expensive fruit, is he gonna get in trouble for it?"

大家好，歡迎再來一期 "西蒙買了很貴的水果，他會不會是以惹上麻煩？"

I've got a trick up my sleeve this time. Are you ready? Let me pause and show you

這次我有一招了。你準備好了嗎？讓我暫停一下，讓你看看

I got flowers as well. You can't be angry if your husband buys you flowers. It's a general rule as old as time

我也買了花。你老公給你買花，你不能生氣。這是一個古老的一般規則。

They're really nice flowers. I'll be honest.   -Thanks.

他們真的是好花。我會說實話的   -謝謝

I'll tell you what's gonna make this video extra good.

我會告訴你什麼會讓這個視頻變得特別好。

Red cherries in Japan are very expensive, these also are cherries from Yamagata.

日本的紅櫻桃很貴，這些也是山形的櫻桃。

Now they're sometimes called red jewellery. -Ooh

現在它們有時被稱為紅色珠寶.-哦

Usually, they go for like a buck a cherry. But for this one we didn't spend a buck a cherry we lucked out.

一般來說，它們的價格都是一塊錢一個櫻桃。但是這個我們沒有花一塊錢一個櫻桃我們運氣好。

This is a cheaper one. It's 11 cherries for 10 bucks

這個比較便宜。十塊錢十顆櫻桃，11顆櫻桃

This is the cheap pack. -This is the cheap pack, right here.

這是便宜的包。-這就是便宜的包裝，就在這裡。

And it costs you 10 bucks for 11 cherries.

But this one right here.  -No we're done, no this is already enough.

但這個人就在這裡  -不，我們完了，不，這已經夠了。

Well. Yeah, I guess you can't return it. -You can't return it

好吧，我想你不能退貨。是啊，我想你不能退貨。-你不能退貨

No returns on fruit.  -Like, this is enough super expensive fruit for one video.

水果不退貨。  -像這樣的超貴水果，足夠一個視頻了。

你準備好了嗎？生日快樂，女孩。

It was Martina's birthday a couple days ago, so happy birthday to you

幾天前是瑪蒂娜的生日，祝你生日快樂。

Don't use this as an excuse. -I do this because I love you.  girl.

別拿這個當藉口-我這樣做是因為我愛你，女孩。

If you guys are watching this for the first time...

... fruit in Japan is often given as a gift...  -Yes

...在日本，水果通常被作為禮物贈送... ...  -是的

...so that's why this has been wrapped. -Right

...所以這就是為什麼這個被包起來了。-右邊

哦，當。 - 好吧。好吧 看看這個性感的盒子

So we have this very lovely gift box of cherries from Hiashi fruits...

所以，我們有這個非常可愛的禮盒，來自Hiashi水果的櫻桃... ...

... which is a farm that's been around in Japan for over 80 years.

......是日本有80多年曆史的農場。

This is the nicest packaging we've ever seen so far.  -What?!

這是迄今為止我們見過的最好的包裝。  -什麼？

You see this? With the gold. -For fruit?! Look at this crazy...

你看到這個了嗎？用金子-用來做水果？看看這個瘋狂的...

And it actually sticks out differently from the rest.

而實際上它的突出特點與其他地方不同。

...row of cherries. Do you see that? -These are pretty deep looking.

...一排櫻桃。你看到了嗎？-這些看起來很深

So there are 35 cherries here. Look at that!

所以這裡有35顆櫻桃。你看那！

Those are some gorgeous looking fat plump boys.

這些都是一些看起來很華麗的胖胖的男孩。

Smells like a box. Give it to me, how much were these?

聞起來像個盒子。給我，這些多少錢？

So for 11 cherries this was 10 bucks. -Yes

所以11顆櫻桃，這就是10塊錢。-是的

And for 35 of these cherries. -Yeah -It was a 100 bucks

就為了這35顆櫻桃-是的，100塊錢。

No!  -So not our most expensive fruit ever.

But still, they're so small! -They're so small!

但他們還是那麼小！-他們真小！

Three bucks a cherry versus like, 90-something cents a cherry.

三塊錢一個櫻桃和九十幾分錢一個櫻桃的對比。

You could see the difference between these two. Your expensive one is bigger. It's a heftier boy.  -It feels heavier.

你可以看到這兩個的區別。你的貴的那個更大。它是一個更胖的男孩。  -感覺更重

What is your theory-? What? What foreplay is happening here exactly?  -Foreplay is over.

你的理論是什麼？什麼？這裡到底發生了什麼前戲？  -前戲結束了

Were you waiting all... Just waiting -No I literally thought of that on the spot.

你是不是一直在等...只是在等待 不，我真的是當場就想到了。

Well how would you pop a cherry here?  -In your mouth.  -Okay. Yes.

那你要怎麼把櫻桃放進這裡？  -放進嘴裡  -好的，好的

Yes, yes, sir. Yes. -Thank you. -Good joke.

是的，是的，先生是的 謝謝你-好笑話

Take the garbage cherry first.  -I can't believe you're calling this a garbage cherry.

先拿垃圾櫻桃。  -我不相信你叫這個垃圾櫻桃。

You know it is gonna be delicious. -I know it's gonna be amazing. All Japanese cherries, I love em.

你知道這會是美味的。-我知道它會是驚人的。所有的日本櫻桃，我愛他們。

哦，哇-這是一個超級柔軟的櫻桃。

我的意思是，這是一個美味的櫻桃。

Skin is a little bit tougher than the rest of the body like a thicker grape. -Exactly. -Yeah.

皮膚比身體其他部位要堅韌一些，就像一顆較粗的葡萄。-是的.-是的.

Except it's got like a beautiful cherry taste. There's no tartness to this at all. Just a smooth, sweetness

除了它有像一個美麗的櫻桃味道。完全沒有酸味。只是一個光滑的，甜味

I think that I'm used to growing up with black cherry

我想，我已經習慣了和黑櫻桃一起長大了

That's this ubiquitous black cherry that we get in Toronto

這就是我們多倫多無處不在的黑櫻桃。

It does! A little bit minty. A little, a little...

是的！有一點薄荷味。有一點，有一點...

like, fresh apple-ly, but no acidity to this at all. -There was like a little minty-apple-ly taste to it.

像，新鮮的蘋果味， 但沒有酸味，這一點。-有一點薄荷蘋果的味道.

it's all white (let me see) these are all white on the inside -whoa that's so interesting. It looks like a grape

它是全白色的（讓我看看）這些都是白色的內部-哇，這太有趣了。它看起來像一個葡萄

I know it's a plum meets a grape (mm-hmm little hint of apple) a little bit of Apple and mint

我知道這是梅子遇上葡萄（mm-hmm小蘋果的味道）一點點蘋果和薄荷的味道。

It's a great cherry. It is $11. Which is very expensive. Yeah, but if you have two drinks at Starbucks

這是一個偉大的櫻桃。要11美元，很貴的。是啊，但如果你有兩個飲料在星巴克。

That would be the price of this container, okay?

這將是這個貨櫃的價格，好嗎？

Meemers is eating the box packaging you didn't buy these

Meemers是吃盒包裝的，你沒買這些東西。

Now that we've tried -Do we need to wash our mouths -No no no no no no we need to keep this in our

現在我們已經試過了，我們需要清洗我們的嘴 不不不不不，我們需要把這個放在我們的。

Let's see how already the stems look a lot bigger actually yeah

讓我們來看看如何已經莖看起來大了很多其實是的。

I feel like this is gonna taste a lot different.

That's totally different that tastes like a peach much more honey this I think the thing that we've learned about expensive

這是完全不同的，味道像一個桃子更多的蜂蜜，這我認為的事情，我們已經學會了昂貴的。

Fruit is a taste honey in regular Japanese cherries

水果是普通日本櫻桃的味道蜂蜜

You can get the sugar content up like 14%, but in like the higher end ones

你可以得到糖含量高達14％，但在像更高端的。

They go up to like 20%, and I think this might be it

他們上升到像20％，我想這可能是它。

And that's why you taste all the honey flavor in here

這就是為什麼你在這裡嚐到了所有蜂蜜的味道。

this is so sugary when I eat this and I actually started chewing it the back of my tongue has a

這是如此的含糖量，當我吃這個，我居然開始咀嚼它我的舌頭後面有一個。

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