Oh yes, it is that time of year again

哦，是的，又到了一年中的這個時候了

for super expensive fruit!!!

對於超級昂貴的水果！！！！！！

(cheerful music)

(歡快的音樂)

(calculator noise)

噪聲

80

80

80

80

ok

好的

yes

是的

thank you very much

多謝

thank you

謝謝

I-You know what? I blame you all for encouraging him

我--你知道嗎？我怪你們鼓勵他

look you've been asking for this for a while now you want us

你看，你已經問了好一陣子了，你想讓我們...

to explore the range of expensive fruit

探討一系列昂貴的水果

yes

是的

So today we are going to be doing super expensive cherries

所以今天我們要做的是超級昂貴的櫻桃。

I gotta be honest. I knew that we were getting cherries today, which is why I'm wearing cherry earrings

我得說實話。我知道今天會有櫻桃，所以我戴上了櫻桃耳環

Yep

是啊

I don't know the price.

我不知道價格。

I had a new strategy as you might have seen in this little video that I did

我有一個新的策略，你可能已經看到了在這個小視頻，我做的。

What do you mean? Roll the footage (laugh)

什麼意思？滾動鏡頭（笑）

Hello, everybody and welcome back to another edition of "Simon bought very expensive fruit, is he gonna get in trouble for it?"

大家好，歡迎再來一期 "西蒙買了很貴的水果，他會不會是以惹上麻煩？"

I've got a trick up my sleeve this time. Are you ready? Let me pause and show you

這次我有一招了。你準備好了嗎？讓我暫停一下，讓你看看

I got flowers as well. You can't be angry if your husband buys you flowers. It's a general rule as old as time

我也買了花。你老公給你買花，你不能生氣。這是一個古老的一般規則。

They're really nice flowers. I'll be honest. -Thanks.

他們真的是好花。我會說實話的 -謝謝

I'll tell you what's gonna make this video extra good.

我會告訴你什麼會讓這個視頻變得特別好。

What?

什麼？

Meemers

Meemers

(classical music)

(古典音樂)

Dont be distracted by the Meems.

不要被Meems分心。

Red cherries in Japan are very expensive, these also are cherries from Yamagata.

日本的紅櫻桃很貴，這些也是山形的櫻桃。

Now they're sometimes called red jewellery. -Ooh

現在它們有時被稱為紅色珠寶.-哦

And usually... -Oh Oh -Yes

而且通常...

Usually, they go for like a buck a cherry. But for this one we didn't spend a buck a cherry we lucked out.

一般來說，它們的價格都是一塊錢一個櫻桃。但是這個我們沒有花一塊錢一個櫻桃我們運氣好。

This is a cheaper one. It's 11 cherries for 10 bucks

這個比較便宜。十塊錢十顆櫻桃，11顆櫻桃

This is the cheap pack. -This is the cheap pack, right here.

這是便宜的包。-這就是便宜的包裝，就在這裡。

And it costs you 10 bucks for 11 cherries.

而11顆櫻桃要花10塊錢。

But this one right here. -No we're done, no this is already enough.

但這個人就在這裡 -不，我們完了，不，這已經夠了。

Well. Yeah, I guess you can't return it. -You can't return it

好吧，我想你不能退貨。是啊，我想你不能退貨。-你不能退貨

No returns on fruit. -Like, this is enough super expensive fruit for one video.

水果不退貨。 -像這樣的超貴水果，足夠一個視頻了。

Are you ready? Happy birthday, girl.

你準備好了嗎？生日快樂，女孩。

It was Martina's birthday a couple days ago, so happy birthday to you

幾天前是瑪蒂娜的生日，祝你生日快樂。

Don't use this as an excuse. -I do this because I love you. girl.

別拿這個當藉口-我這樣做是因為我愛你，女孩。

If you guys are watching this for the first time...

如果你們是第一次看這個... ...

... fruit in Japan is often given as a gift... -Yes

...在日本，水果通常被作為禮物贈送... ... -是的

...so that's why this has been wrapped. -Right

...所以這就是為什麼這個被包起來了。-右邊

Ooh dang. Okay. -Look at this sexy box

哦，當。 - 好吧。好吧 看看這個性感的盒子

So we have this very lovely gift box of cherries from Hiashi fruits...

所以，我們有這個非常可愛的禮盒，來自Hiashi水果的櫻桃... ...

... which is a farm that's been around in Japan for over 80 years.

......是日本有80多年曆史的農場。

This is the nicest packaging we've ever seen so far. -What?!

這是迄今為止我們見過的最好的包裝。 -什麼？

You see this? With the gold. -For fruit?! Look at this crazy...

你看到這個了嗎？用金子-用來做水果？看看這個瘋狂的...

And it actually sticks out differently from the rest.

而實際上它的突出特點與其他地方不同。

-Oh son!

-哦，兒子！

Oh wow -Look at this beautiful...

哦，哇，看看這美麗的... ...

...row of cherries. Do you see that? -These are pretty deep looking.

...一排櫻桃。你看到了嗎？-這些看起來很深

So there are 35 cherries here. Look at that!

所以這裡有35顆櫻桃。你看那！

Those are some gorgeous looking fat plump boys.

這些都是一些看起來很華麗的胖胖的男孩。

Smells like nothing.

聞起來像什麼都沒有。

Smells like a box. Give it to me, how much were these?

聞起來像個盒子。給我，這些多少錢？

So for 11 cherries this was 10 bucks. -Yes

所以11顆櫻桃，這就是10塊錢。-是的

And for 35 of these cherries. -Yeah -It was a 100 bucks

就為了這35顆櫻桃-是的，100塊錢。

No! -So not our most expensive fruit ever.

所以不是我們最貴的水果。

But still, they're so small! -They're so small!

但他們還是那麼小！-他們真小！

Three bucks a cherry versus like, 90-something cents a cherry.

三塊錢一個櫻桃和九十幾分錢一個櫻桃的對比。

You could see the difference between these two. Your expensive one is bigger. It's a heftier boy. -It feels heavier.

你可以看到這兩個的區別。你的貴的那個更大。它是一個更胖的男孩。 -感覺更重

Okay so... -Foreplay is over.

好吧，那麼...-前戲結束了

What is your theory-? What? What foreplay is happening here exactly? -Foreplay is over.

你的理論是什麼？什麼？這裡到底發生了什麼前戲？ -前戲結束了

Time to pop some cherries

是時候來點櫻桃了

Were you waiting all... Just waiting -No I literally thought of that on the spot.

你是不是一直在等...只是在等待 不，我真的是當場就想到了。

Well how would you pop a cherry here? -In your mouth. -Okay. Yes.

那你要怎麼把櫻桃放進這裡？ -放進嘴裡 -好的，好的

Yes, yes, sir. Yes. -Thank you. -Good joke.

是的，是的，先生是的 謝謝你-好笑話

Take the garbage cherry first. -I can't believe you're calling this a garbage cherry.

先拿垃圾櫻桃。 -我不相信你叫這個垃圾櫻桃。

You know it is gonna be delicious. -I know it's gonna be amazing. All Japanese cherries, I love em.

你知道這會是美味的。-我知道它會是驚人的。所有的日本櫻桃，我愛他們。

Oh wow. -That's a super soft cherry.

哦，哇-這是一個超級柔軟的櫻桃。

I mean, that's a delicious cherry.

我的意思是，這是一個美味的櫻桃。

You bite into it like this..

你這樣咬著它...

Skin is a little bit tougher than the rest of the body like a thicker grape. -Exactly. -Yeah.

皮膚比身體其他部位要堅韌一些，就像一顆較粗的葡萄。-是的.-是的.

Except it's got like a beautiful cherry taste. There's no tartness to this at all. Just a smooth, sweetness

除了它有像一個美麗的櫻桃味道。完全沒有酸味。只是一個光滑的，甜味

I think that I'm used to growing up with black cherry

我想，我已經習慣了和黑櫻桃一起長大了

That's this ubiquitous black cherry that we get in Toronto

這就是我們多倫多無處不在的黑櫻桃。

It has a vague apple taste.

它有一種隱約的蘋果味。

It does! A little bit minty. A little, a little...

是的！有一點薄荷味。有一點，有一點...

like, fresh apple-ly, but no acidity to this at all. -There was like a little minty-apple-ly taste to it.

像，新鮮的蘋果味， 但沒有酸味，這一點。-有一點薄荷蘋果的味道.

but if you look on the inside--

但是，如果你看在裡面 -

it's all white (let me see) these are all white on the inside -whoa that's so interesting. It looks like a grape

它是全白色的（讓我看看）這些都是白色的內部-哇，這太有趣了。它看起來像一個葡萄

I know it's a plum meets a grape (mm-hmm little hint of apple) a little bit of Apple and mint

我知道這是梅子遇上葡萄（mm-hmm小蘋果的味道）一點點蘋果和薄荷的味道。

It's a great cherry. It is $11. Which is very expensive. Yeah, but if you have two drinks at Starbucks

這是一個偉大的櫻桃。要11美元，很貴的。是啊，但如果你有兩個飲料在星巴克。

That would be the price of this container, okay?

這將是這個貨櫃的價格，好嗎？

Meemers is eating the box packaging you didn't buy these

Meemers是吃盒包裝的，你沒買這些東西。

Now that we've tried -Do we need to wash our mouths -No no no no no no we need to keep this in our

現在我們已經試過了，我們需要清洗我們的嘴 不不不不不，我們需要把這個放在我們的。

Mouths so we can remember

嘴，所以我們可以記住

Let's see how already the stems look a lot bigger actually yeah

讓我們來看看如何已經莖看起來大了很多其實是的。

I feel like this is gonna taste a lot different.

我覺得這個味道會很不一樣。

Wow

譁

That's totally different that tastes like a peach much more honey this I think the thing that we've learned about expensive

這是完全不同的，味道像一個桃子更多的蜂蜜，這我認為的事情，我們已經學會了昂貴的。

Fruit is a taste honey in regular Japanese cherries

水果是普通日本櫻桃的味道蜂蜜

You can get the sugar content up like 14%, but in like the higher end ones

你可以得到糖含量高達14％，但在像更高端的。

They go up to like 20%, and I think this might be it

他們上升到像20％，我想這可能是它。

And that's why you taste all the honey flavor in here

這就是為什麼你在這裡嚐到了所有蜂蜜的味道。

this is so sugary when I eat this and I actually started chewing it the back of my tongue has a

這是如此的含糖量，當我吃這個，我居然開始咀嚼它我的舌頭後面有一個。

Remaining sugar flavor do you have it from this oh?

剩餘的糖味你有從這個哦？

Yeah, now try one of these these tastes a lot more sour compared to that. Uh uh well go back

是啊，現在嚐嚐這個... ...這些味道比那個酸多了。嗯嗯好回去

Ya know like you'll see what the contrast Wow these taste so sour now

就像你會看到什麼對比 哇，這些味道這麼酸的現在

They didn't taste sour before -These ones remind me a lot more of the North American style cherry it has that kind of like deep

他們沒有嚐到酸味之前 -這些讓我想起了更多的北美風格的櫻桃，它有那種喜歡深的

Cherry taste -Yeah

櫻桃味 -是啊

But it does have like a super sugary taste in the back of your tongue

但它確實有像一個超級糖的味道 在你的舌頭後面。

This tastes like when you're finishing off a freezie--

這味道就像你吃完了冰凍食品...

Have you ever had those long freezies and you finish it

你有沒有過那些長長的freezies和你完成它。

And you got that like a little syrupiness at the end

而你得到了像一個小糖漿在最後

This tastes like that. -The texture is different as well because this one has more of that crunchy bite

這個味道是這樣的。-口感也不一樣，因為這個更多的是那種脆脆的咬感

Then you get normally from a cherry. Yes, while these other ones have a jelly texture

那你就從櫻桃中正常獲得。是的，而這些其他的有一種果凍的感覺。

This is a stronger flesh when I would get cherries back in North America

這是我在北美買到的櫻桃，肉質比較結實。

I would scoop up like a scoop and put it in a bag

我會像舀子一樣舀起來，然後裝在一個袋子裡

I'll let you touch them you'd eat them

我讓你摸一摸，你就會吃了它們

And you'd be like no flavor, no flavor, no flavor--

而你會像沒有味道，沒有味道，沒有味道 --

then you'd be like well that on was really good, (right) and then you kind of be like mushy, rotten,--

然後你就會喜歡好了，對是真的很好，（右） 然後你有點像糊狀，腐爛， -

Every single one of these tastes perfect

這些東西每一個都很好吃

So it's like you're guaranteeing that you're gonna get these 35 perfect cherries, right?

所以，這就像你保證 你會得到這些35個完美的櫻桃，對不對？

-I've not had one bad cherry -No, right

-我沒有吃過一顆壞櫻桃 不，是的。

From what I read about these the reason why they're so expensive is because it's just so

從我讀到的資料來看，這些東西之所以這麼貴是因為它太

Expensive to take care of them all year round -Of course, look at how little

昂貴的照顧他們一年四季 -當然，看看有多少。

This doesn't have any blemishes on it like they get rid of the

這上面沒有任何的瑕疵，就像他們擺脫的那樣

Leaves that block any sunlight on the cherries, and they also do some hand pollination

葉子能阻擋櫻桃上的陽光，還能進行人工授粉。

I have no idea if they like milk little bee nipples I

我不知道他們是否喜歡牛奶 小蜜蜂乳頭我

Didn't read the full science of it, but I think there's be nipple milk ish well to begin with

沒有讀過完整的科學知識，但我認為有乳頭奶是什好開始。

These don't use their nipples to actually pollinate. I think they do no

它們不用乳頭來授粉。我想它們不會

See, these are great cherries, but I just don't think you can eat that many of them in one sitting like I feel like

你看，這些都是偉大的櫻桃， 但我只是不認為你可以吃那麼多的 他們在一次像我喜歡的感覺

Huh, I'm about to that-- - Challenge accepted!

我就快到了...

While you can sit down and hoover all of these cheapies

當你可以坐下來把這些便宜貨全部掃光的時候。

"Cheapies" Can you please (look) stop calling a cheapy -these are for the commoners. (Oh my god)

"小氣鬼 "你能不能（看）別再叫小氣鬼了--這些都是老百姓的。(哦，我的天)

This is not for the commoners.

這不是為普通人準備的。

We don't buy fruit like this regularly. It's just for videos. Honestly.

我們不經常買這樣的水果。只是為了拍視頻。老實說。

So if you guys are living in Europe, or you're living in North America wherever it is you may be Australia

所以，如果你們是住在歐洲，或者是住在北美，不管是哪裡，你們可能是澳洲

I'm curious as to what kind of the basic cherry you have like we're used to that black cherry that (yeah)

我很好奇，你的基本櫻桃是什麼樣的，就像我們習慣的黑櫻桃一樣，（是的）。

It comes imported from the state. -Yeah, they sell those here also as well

這是從國家進口的。-是的，他們這裡也有賣的

The super dark cherries, but maybe in Europe they're quite different, maybe Australia, New Zealand

超深色的櫻桃，但也許在歐洲是完全不同的，也許在澳洲，紐西蘭。

So I'd love to know are your cherries mostly, sweet? Are they usually tart?

所以我很想知道你的櫻桃主要是，甜的嗎？一般都是酸的嗎？

Are they sour? Are they like just totally inedible? (right) and how much do they cost cuz it's gonna be cheaper than these--

它們是酸的嗎？是他們喜歡只是完全不能吃？（右）和多少錢，他們的成本 因為它會比這些便宜 -

See, now I have a theory. Because like when I was there buying the fruit yesterday

你看，現在我有一個理論。因為就像昨天我在那裡買水果一樣

Yes, I also saw $100 mango

是啊，我還看到一百塊錢的芒果

And we got to see like what if the hundred dollar mango has the same honey thing

我們得看看，如果百元芒果有同樣的蜂蜜的事情。

Is the secret to all expensive fruit -- Honey flavor?

所有昂貴水果的祕密是--蜂蜜味？

Let's try that out tomorrow

明天我們就去試試