Whoops, looks like we're out of ice cream.

哎呀，看來我們沒有冰淇淋了。

Guess I'll have to use something else.

看來我得用別的東西了。

Ketchup.

番茄醬。

[squirting]

[噴水]

Bananas. Cherries?

Bananas.櫻桃？

Boring.

無聊

Ah, here we go. Onions.

啊，在這裡我們去。洋蔥。

Ready Gary?

準備好了，加里？

[meowing]

[喵喵叫]

[sad violin music playing]

[悲傷的小提琴音樂播放]

[crying]

[哭]

Just one more thing!

還有一件事！

A little texture never hurt.

有點質感永遠不會受傷。

There we go.

我們走吧

[chewing]

[咀嚼]

Hello.

你好啊

[groaning]

[呻吟]

[whistling]

[口哨聲]

Hi Mrs. Crossing Guard.

嗨，交叉警衛夫人。

Mother of mercy.

慈悲之母。

Patrick, everyone is running away from me.

帕特里克，每個人都在逃避我。

Watch.

看著吧

Hi building.

嗨，建築。

[ground shaking]

[地動山搖]

I just don't get it.

我只是不明白。

I don't either.

我也不知道

Well, maybe it's just because you're ugly.

好吧，也許這只是因為你很醜。

Ugly?

醜嗎？

You gotta be kidding me?

你一定是在開玩笑吧？

Better try the reflection test.

還是試試反思測試吧。

Hi.

嗨，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說。

[groaning]

[呻吟]

[glass shattering]

[玻璃破碎]

Ugly.

醜陋的。

Oh no!

哦，不！

[organ music playing]

[風琴音樂演奏]

SpongeBob?

海綿寶寶？

[lights flipping on]

[燈光翻開]

Go. Run away like all the others.

走吧像其他人一樣逃跑。

Maybe a story will cheer you up.

也許一個故事會讓你高興起來。

Once there was an ugly barnacle.

曾經有一個醜陋的藤壺。

He was so ugly that everyone died! The end.

他太醜了，所有人都死了!最後的結局。

That didn't help at all.

這一點也沒有幫助。

Just do what I do when I have problems.

遇到問題就像我這樣做。

Scream!

尖叫！

Say it.

說吧

Say it.

說吧

I'm ugly.

我是醜陋的。

You're ugly and what?

你是醜陋的，什麼？

Square?

方塊？

No. Proud.

不，很自豪。

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

我很醜，我很自豪。

Good! Say it louder.

很好！大聲點說

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

我很醜，我很自豪。

Louder.

大聲點

I'm ugly and I'm proud!

我是醜陋的，我很自豪!

Louder!

大聲點！

I'm ugly and I'm proud!

我是醜陋的，我很自豪!

I'm ugly and I'm proud!

我是醜陋的，我很自豪!

I'm ugly and I'm proud!

我是醜陋的，我很自豪!

Is that what he calls it?

他是這麼叫的嗎？

Pardon me. Ugly sponge coming through.

對不起醜陋的海綿來通過。

People respect self esteem.

人們尊重自尊。

Hi. I am very ugly. But you should enjoy the movie anyway.

嗨，我很醜但你還是應該喜歡這部電影。

[zapping]

[Zapping]

SpongeBob, what's wrong?

海綿寶寶，怎麼了？

I can't do this, Patrick!

我不能這樣做，帕特里克！

What is wrong with you people?!

你們這些人是怎麼了？

Afraid to look ugliness in the face?

害怕看醜陋的臉？

Well, here! Look at it!

嗯，在這裡！看看它！

It's ugly, isn't it?!

很醜，對不對？

Hello.

你好啊

Hello.

你好啊

You look at it!

你看看！

Hi.

嗨，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說。

Look at it!

你看！

Look at it!

你看！

Look at it!

你看！

Look at it!

你看！

I want all of you to look at it!

我想讓你們所有人都看看！

[all screaming]

[所有的尖叫]

Hello?

喂？

Hello?

喂？

They must be on break.

他們一定是在休息。

Oh, wait, Patrick! I just remembered.

哦，等等，帕特里克！我想起來了

I've got some of my peanut-onion sundae we can share!

我有一些我的花生洋蔥聖代 我們可以分享！

That looks great!

這看起來很不錯！

[sucking]

[吸]

[sputtering]

[濺射]

Oh, I gotta go to the restroom!

哦，我得去洗手間！

Hey, you guys want to hear a bathroom joke?

嘿，你們想聽個浴室笑話嗎？

[gagging]

[插科打諢]

You trying to kill us?

你想殺我們？

[all murmuring]

[所有喃喃自語]

Oh... Oh!

哦...哦...

I caught the ugly!

我抓住了醜陋的！

Patrick, is everything okay in here?

帕特里克，這裡一切都好嗎？

[muffled crying]

[悶聲哭泣]

[crying]

[哭]

What are you doing in there, Patrick?

你在裡面做什麼，帕特里克？

Wouldn't you like to know?

你不想知道嗎？

And why is that bag on your head?

還有你頭上的包是怎麼回事？

Why? Oh, no reason.

為什麼？哦，不為什麼。

Except you gave me the ugly!

除了你給我的是醜陋的！

[yelling]

[大叫]

What am I gonna do? I can't go out looking like this!

我該怎麼辦？我不能就這樣出去!

Just remember what we talked about. There's power in pride.

記住我們說過的話驕傲是有力量的

That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people.

這對你來說可能是好的，但我是美麗的人之一。

Ah barnacles Patrick, what did you eat?

啊，藤壺，帕特里克，你吃了什麼？

Well, I had some of your sundae.

好吧，我吃了一些你的聖代。

Sundae.

聖代。

Patrick! My sundae gave us rancid breath!

帕特里克！我的聖代給了我們餿氣！

Whatcha mean?

什麼意思？

[coughing]

[咳嗽]

I mean, we're not ugly, we just stink!

我的意思是，我們並不醜陋，我們只是很臭！

Stink?

臭氣熏天？

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

- 嗚呼！- 是啊！

- We stink! We stink! We stink! We stink! - We stink! We stink! We stink! We stink!

- 我們很臭！我們很臭！我們很臭！我們很臭！- 我們很臭！我們很臭！我們很臭！我們很臭！