Name: 永遠不要用媽媽的屎來評判她，與瑪雅-魯道夫和凱西-威爾遜。#與克里斯汀-貝爾一起講授媽媽的故事 # #Momsplaining with Kristen Bell # (Never Judge a Mom by Her Sh*t, with Maya Rudolph & Casey Wilson: #Momsplaining with Kristen Bell)
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Thanks for being here and for listening to me,

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because I've got two kids, and they rarely do.

It used to be that your mother-in-law was

the only one that had an opinion on how you changed a diaper,

and now everyone on the internet has an opinion too.

We should get a badge for every judgment we face.

Here is my, I left my kid with the iPad for five hours badge.

I said oh, [BLEEP] in front of my kids badge.

You can never judge a mom by her [BLEEP] show.

To all you moms out there doing it right.

I am here with my lovely pals Maya Rudolph, Casey Wilson.

And between us we have eight kids, I think.

was less, because no one was taking pictures of it.

Yeah, like no one was trolling my grandma.

Right, and they were like, oh, bump alert.

A ton of judgments, but it also provides community.

Let me read you a couple of these tweets.

"Stop complaining about the mom traveling alone

with a bunch of screaming kids under five.

Deserves a margarita machine, not just a drink.

I used to think moms who walked around with wet hair needed

Now I know the truth, they were bragging.

Yeah, I almost showed up to this with wet hair.

You never know what kind of day someone's

walking into the preschool, I applaud you.

My mom friends from pre-school and I used to say,

Just give me, I don't need to have lashes and lipstick.

I also don't want to look like you just dragged me out

Yeah, where you haven't forgotten an undergarment.

I just once want to hear a mom be like, yeah, no, my babies

Over Christmas, my girlfriend was with me,

And my son literally dragged me across restaurant and spit

But I will say, just because I did once go through the whole,

my daughter is so easy phase, sometimes it

comes out of a reality, because my oldest daughter

永遠不要用媽媽的屎來評判她，與瑪雅-魯道夫和凱西-威爾遜。#與克里斯汀-貝爾一起講授媽媽的故事 # #Momsplaining with Kristen Bell # (Never Judge a Mom by Her Sh*t, with Maya Rudolph & Casey Wilson: #Momsplaining with Kristen Bell)

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