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  • *Strange noises*

    幹--------

  • No

    *奇怪的聲音*

  • Shit

    拉屎

  • Fuck

  • God dammit!

    可惡

  • This video isn't 10 minutes yet

    這個影片還沒到十分鐘

  • What the fuck do I do?!

    我他媽的該做什麼?

  • It's fuckin' January

    現在是他媽的1月

  • There's such a lack of Ad Revenue already!

    這裡已經開始缺乏廣告收入了

  • I'm just gonna have to learn from the best

    我剛要從最好中學習

  • To extend this video to 10 minutes.

    好把這個影片延長到10分鐘

  • I'm talking slow

    我現在說話很慢...這樣會不會很明顯

  • IS THAT OBVIOUS WHAT I'M DOING HEREEEEEE

    喔---------------

  • OHHHH

    \\\\\\\\\\喔/////////////

  • Leafy!

    Leafy...(youtuber)

  • Master of title cards

    影片截圖的大師

  • *You Reposted In The Wrong Neighorhood Music Plays*

    *leafy的開場音樂*

  • Holy shit that's 11 seconds

    哇勒靠,這有11秒

  • WITH NO CONTENT!

    不含內容!!

  • Actually it's, never mind that that's 17 minutes

    老實說這...

  • WITH NO CONTENT!

    不管這個,這有17分鐘

  • I'm just kid...

    不含內容!!

  • I'm kidding

    我只是開-開玩笑的 我是開玩笑的

  • I'm kidding

    Calvin.

  • I'm KIDDING

    我是開玩笑的

  • Calvin, I'm joking.

    *咕*

  • M'kay I get, I nee, I get it. I need an

    OK,我懂了 我懂了 我需要

  • I need an intro

    我需要做開場,我需要把它找回來

  • I need to bring it back

    播放開場

  • ROLL

    我們影片10分鐘了沒?

  • THE INTRO!

  • Are we at 10 minutes yet?

    呃----

  • Fuck.

    [email protected]#$%^&*(

  • UGH

    OK我懂了

  • So just

    Casey Niestat(youtuber)

  • So just suposed

    他做了許多影片的過場畫面

  • Okay I got it!

    我們來看一看

  • CaseyNeistat

    *無意義的過場畫面*

  • He does these transitional shots

    幹 OK

  • LET'S HAVE A LOOK

    只要隨便播點什麼就好

  • Fuck, okay

    隨便的狗屁

  • Just roll a random,

    庫存的影像素材

  • A random ass...

    OK?

  • Stock Image Footage, okay?

    我們的影片10分鐘了沒,拜託?

  • ARE WE AT TEN MINUTES YET

    去他媽的一月

  • PLEASE?!

    你有看到廣告收益帶來的影響嗎?

  • FUCKING

    *呵呃-----------------*

  • JANUARY

    這很糟,這真的很糟

  • Do you see what happens with the Ad Revenue?!

    如果這狀況持續下去的話, 我必須快點找個新工作

  • This is bad. This is real bad

    *彈指*喔

  • I'm gonna have to find a real job, real soon if this continues!

    我知道了!

  • Oh, I got it!

    在我最後一個影片中,呃

  • I-In my last video, uh-

    一一一一一

  • Eehhhh

    別擔心這影片中的指令

  • Don't worry about the order in thisdeo, I know it's a little messy okay

    我知道這有點混亂

  • *Pewds.exe stopped working of YouTube*

    *隨便亂講的話*

  • But into yesterday's video, I said I was gonna put the top comment

    但進到昨天的影片

  • The top comment on that wall

    我說我會把最上面的留言

  • Now I haven't checked, alright?

    最上面的留言

  • I have not checked.

    寫在那個牆上

  • So It could be anything right now

    現在我還沒確認

  • Let's... Let's see what it is.

    好嗎?

  • Well I'm a bit nervous

    我還沒確認

  • That's the top comment? (yes)

    所以現在這可以有多種可能

  • I gave you guys, permission to put fucking anything

    來...來看是什麼

  • to put. fucking. ANYTHING.

    好我有點緊張

  • In the background of my video

    哈囉,隨意看到這則留言的大家, 新年快樂+我愛你:)

  • AND THE TOP COMMENT IS

    這就是最上面的留言?

  • A FUCKING SELF ADVERTISING.

    我給你們這幫傢伙許可 *舔嘴唇*

  • i though at LEAST

    來寫上他媽的任何東西

  • I... I.. I taught you guys to learn better!

    在我的影片背景中

  • Than believe in some random ass fucking comment saying "I love you"

    而最上面的留言是

  • What the fuck does that mean?

    他媽的自我推銷的廣告

  • If you had a homeless guy from the street tell you I love you

    我還以為至少

  • It doesn't mean anything, words don't mean SHIT.

    我...我...我叫你們要好好學習

  • unless it comes, with REAL MEANING

    然後相信某個隨便的狗屁 他媽的留言說"我愛你"

  • and from a person,

    這他媽的是什麼意思?

  • That you respect or at least know who the FUCK IT IS!

    如果你在街上 看到一個無家可歸的傢伙跟你說"我愛你"

  • Now excuse me while i'm putting...

    這完全不代表什麼, 那句話不表示什麼屎

  • Let's just go back to what the video is about

    除非那帶著真正的意義

  • I don't fucking give a shit

    是從某個人

  • Hey, how's it going

    是你尊敬的或至少你他媽的知道他是誰

  • Bros

    現在,不好意思!!我要寫上....

  • Welcome to another original video idea

    讓我們回來談談這支影片想說的

  • Try Not To Love #Laugh (ha)

    我他媽的不想鳥

  • i failed already

    嘿,最近如何

  • but there's a catch

    兄弟們

  • since you guys love my moustache so much

    歡迎來到另一個原創想法的影片

  • thank you very much by the way (yes hello hitler)

    試著不要笑(哈)

  • i really appreciate all the nice feedback about my new appearance. you know

    我已經失敗了

  • here, i was thinking i look cool

    但還是有抓住你們

  • finally

    自從你們這幫兄弟超愛我的鬍子

  • i found a hip new look that fits me and my personality

    順便一提,謝謝你們

  • but i guess that's not good enough

    我真的很感謝關於我的新造型 所有好的回饋

  • so if i laughed, i will shave a piece of my moustache

    你想,我真的覺得我看起來很酷

  • as much as it pains me

    終於

  • it pains my very core! (find your positive core message today)

    我找到最酷最適合我個性的造型

  • and if i run out of moustache

    但我猜這大概還不夠好

  • i will shave this dog

    所以如果我笑了,我會剃掉我一塊鬍子

  • (laughed)

    這真的讓我很痛苦

  • rip edgar

    這會傷到我的核心

  • let's do this

    然後如果我剃光了我的鬍子

  • the first video

    我會剃了這隻狗

  • is chair. (Oh my god the chair!)

    *笑*

  • oh damn

    *傷心的音樂*

  • (giggle)

    來吧

  • it's just kind of video where you know you're gonna laugh even before you watch it

    第一個影片

  • there's no way i could not have laughed at that

    是一張椅子(天公伯啊那張椅子)

  • it's just a little piece

    *忍笑*

  • whatever...

    這是那種 你在看之前就知道自己會笑出來的影片

  • think we all know where this is heading

    我不可能看完這個不笑出來

  • i like it, is a good look, i really hope i don't have to laugh again

    這只是一小部分

  • [v] have you ever done a sinus rinse before?

    沒關係

  • oh hello...okay...

    你看我們都知道哪裡是開頭

  • [v] have you ever done a sinus rinse before?

    我喜歡,真是一個很好的造型 我希望我再多笑幾次

  • i don't believe i'm -

    *你之前有試過洗鼻器嗎?*

  • OMG

    喔,妳好,ok

  • (rerethinks life)

    *你之前有試過洗鼻器嗎?*

  • i need to do a sinus rinse right fucking now

    我不相信-我

  • ugh.

    我的老天

  • and i don't want the world to see me (sing)

    我現在就他媽的需要用洗鼻器

  • didn't laugh

    呃--

  • thank you very much

    ♪ 而我不想讓世界看到我 ♪

  • Next

    我沒笑

  • what is this? what is he doing?

    非常謝謝你

  • [v] shut your fucking mouth

    下一個

  • [v] shut the fuck up you cunt

    這是啥?他在幹嘛?

  • [v] shut it

    *你他媽的給我閉上嘴*

  • [v] shut it

    *閉上你的媽的雞掰*

  • oh..no..no..that was

    *閉上*

  • an after giggle

    *閉上*

  • they don't count

    喔...不!不!這是

  • My Cat Is Crazy

    結束後的笑

  • *glass shattering sound* (cracking up)

    這不算

  • i didn't laugh (oh yes u did)

    (念標題)我的貓瘋了

  • *glass shattering sound*

    *玻璃碎裂聲*

  • No. 1, why were you filming...your cat in a fucking garden house?

    我沒笑

  • No.2 ...

    *玻璃碎裂聲*

  • What the fuck. (laugh)

    第一,為何你在錄影?你的貓在他媽的花園別墅?

  • *glass shattering sound*

    第二,

  • where did that cat go?

    這是三小?(笑)

  • what was so important to that cat

    *玻璃碎裂聲*

  • why do i feel like i'm Ray William Johnson

    貓去哪了?

  • deconstructing a fucking shit of-

    到底是什麼對這隻貓這麼重要?

  • au..we're getting there

    為何我覺得我是Ray William Johnson(網路紅人)

  • i kinda like it

    在分析一團他媽的狗屎

  • do you like it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    呃..我們到這

  • dat stare tho

    我有點喜歡

  • (squelch)

    你喜歡嗎?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • (snort)

    (譯者:反同人士?)

  • moving on

    *吸鼻*

  • [v] we gonna interview Erik Weihenmayer who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest. But-

    繼續

  • ugh

    *我們要來訪問Erik Weihenmayer 他爬了世上最高的山-聖母峰,但--*

  • [v] he's gay

  • [v] i mean he's gay, excuse me he's blind

    *他是同性戀*

  • [v] so we're here about that

    *我是說-他是同性戀,不好意思他是失明的* (註:同性戀跟失明的英文唸起來有87分像)

  • *tries real fucking hard not to laugh*

    *關於這件事*

  • i don't wanna laugh

    我不想笑

  • ah for fuck...

    喔,他媽的

  • [v] we gonna interview Erik Weihenmayer who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest. But he's gay

    *我們要來訪問Erik Weihenmayer 他爬了世上最高的山-聖母峰,但他是同性戀*

  • but he's

    但他是..

  • gay

    同性戀...

  • Girl Cries Like Racing Car

    (念標題)女孩哭得像賽車

  • [v] hey sorry i missed your call

    *嘿抱歉沒接到你電話*

  • [v] ummm...

    *呃...*

  • [v] i'm just calling you back to...

    *我只是回撥給你...*

  • [v] uhhh...

    *呃....*

  • [v] let you know that i...

    *讓你知道我....*

  • oh no... [v] i love you

    喔不...*我愛你*

  • and i miss you

    *還有我想你*

  • *girl crying sound like racing car*

    *開始哭得像賽車*

  • (inhales loudly)

    (忍笑)

  • i really, i really want you to call me back

    *我真的--我真的希望你回撥給我*

  • *crying*

    *再哭*

  • and i'm sorry i missed your phone call

    *我真的很抱歉沒接到你電話*

  • and i, i, aii...

    *然後我--我--ㄨ*

  • i know you are DONE

    *我知道你結束了*

  • so, so when you get this will you call me back

    *所以-所以當你接到這個留言時請回撥給我*

  • *crying*

    *哭哭Q____Q*

  • i love you

    *我愛你*

  • and i miss you

    *還有我想你*

  • *crying*

    *Q___________________Q*

  • next video

    下個影片

  • Why Are You Watching That

    *你為何在看這個??*

  • [v] don't tell mommmmm

    *拜託別跟媽說Q____Q*

  • these are really good

    這些影片真的很讚

  • these are really good clips this time

    真的很棒的剪輯

  • why were you watching that?

    *你為何在看這個??*

  • they are just blind, they are just blind, don't worry about it

    他們只是瞎了,只是瞎了,別擔心

  • there's nothing wrong watching blind people (oh the irony)

    看瞎子並沒有錯!

  • ummm...

    嗯-------------

  • early stages of a yaoi fan girl

    太早接觸色情小說的迷妹

  • (laugh)

    (笑)

  • fuck it

    去他的

  • alright, it was worth it

    好吧,這很值得

  • it was worth it

    這很值得

  • oh no

    喔不

  • [v] k...i wanna show you a little secret

    *ok,我想告訴你一個小秘密*

  • oh!! okay...

    喔,好啊

  • [v]A guy taught me from the American Rangers

    *我從美國軍隊中學到的技能*

  • great

    太好了

  • [v] and he always said, you know...

    *他總是說,你知道的..*

  • [v] in a tactical situation the sound of velcro

    *在戰爭的情形中,魔鬼氈的聲音*

  • [v] you can hear a mile away

    *你可以在一英里外聽到這聲音*

  • [v] and everybody knows that sound of velcro

    *而大家都知道這是魔鬼氈的聲音*

  • that's true

    這是真的

  • [v] so here we have a velcro pouch

    *現在我有個魔鬼氈*

  • [v] and this is the sound that gives you a way in a tactical situation

    *這聲音會讓你在戰場上...*

  • [v] and

    然後....

  • [v] so... he taught me

    所以..他教我

  • [v] a method of opening a velcro so that if you do that no one will hear the velcro- [pewds] i'm already laughing

    *所以有一個方法讓你撕魔鬼氈時不會有人聽到* pewds:我已經笑了

  • okay, what is that?

    好,那是如何?

  • [v] it's real fast, and, so the velcro i've got it on is the best i can get it on

    *這真的很快,我拿了最好的魔鬼氈我可以拿的*

  • is this suppose to be funny?- [v] and this is what he taught me

    這是好笑的影片嗎? *這就是他教我的...*

  • okay...

    OK...

  • [v] AH!!! (wtf)

    *啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  • *laugh*

    (笑)

  • *Life Being Sucked Out Of Soul*....hahahaha

    呵呃---------啊哈哈哈

  • take your arm outward 45 degrees from the front and lift your arm up as far as-

    把你的手臂朝45度抬起,接著舉起你的手越遠越...

  • here we go

    來吧

  • i think is time

    我想是時候了

  • *shaving sound* *We Are Number One Plays* *dancing*

    \剃掉/\剃掉/\剃掉/\剃掉/\剃掉/

  • alright, well...

    好了,好...

  • that was Try Not To Laugh Challenge moustache edition

    這就是"試著不要笑"挑戰 鬍子版

  • if you enjoy this video

    如果你喜歡這個影片

  • i think you're gonna enjoy

    我想你一定很享受

  • this one

    這一個

  • this is the one you wanna watch next

    這就是你想看的下一個影片

  • so make sure you click right here

    所以快確定你有點這裡

  • for another video

    來看另一個影片

  • oh boy, is one of my favourite actually

    喔男孩,這是我最愛的一個

  • what's that?

    這是什麼?

  • oh you already clicked

    喔你已經點了

  • then why am i even here...?

    那我為何在這.....?

*Strange noises*

幹--------

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