People are questioning his ethnicity. He's overwhelmed

人們都在問他是源自於哪個民族 他很不知所措

So, here we have decided to pitch on to help you broke out our trustee lie detector to help him determine which kids deserve to get presents this year

所以,我們決定來幫聖誕老公公,將用測謊器來決定小孩是不是可以拿到今年的禮物

and which don't. I should mention the lie detector is fake. I control it with my foot, but seven year old Taylor didn't know that.

我應該提一下那個測謊器是假的,我用腳來控制但七歲大的Taylor不知道這件事

And so she swore to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth.

所以她發誓她除了會說實話外,還是實話

Hi! Nice to meet you

嗨 很高興見到你

Nice to meet you, too

我也是

That's the 'Truth Fairy

那是誠實精靈

Hi!Nice meeting you!

嗨!很高興見到你

Getting up.

起來一下

The Truth Fairy is gonna put the lie detector on you. Okay!

誠實精靈會幫你把測謊器戴上 好嗎?

Okay!

好的!

And so, it's an electronic device attached to your fingers and to your head there.

這是個電子設備可以裝在妳手上和頭上

And if you do lie to me, we will hear a buzzer. We will know that you are lying.

如果妳說謊我們就會聽到鈴聲 這樣我們就會知道妳說謊了

So I ask that you tell the complete truth. Okay!

所以我要妳誠實的說 好吗?

Okay! Okay. Very good!

好的! 好的 非常好!

As you know, Christmas is coming up.

妳也知道聖誕節要來了

Have you done anything, anything at all naughty this year?

妳今年有做任何調皮搗蛋的事嗎

No

沒有

Okay, now right off the bat we're getting some lies so just go ahead and tell me some of the naughty things you did.

好 我們知道妳說了點謊現在妳來跟我們說說妳做了什麼事

It's okay, but tell me the truth and...

沒關係 但妳得跟我說實話

Well, sometimes I don't really clean up after my dog because, well, I know Santa does it.

嗯 有時候我沒有真的照顧我的狗狗 嗯 我知道聖誕老公公就會照顧好

Because one night when we visited Virginia , it was Christmas day and I went on to my yard and I'm like 'What is that?'

因為有晚我們去Virginia家 那天是聖誕節我去庭院然後我就像是’那是什麼?’

It was big reindeer poop.

那是超大坨的麋鹿便便

Well...

ㄜ…

I didn't know why I thought he cleaned up after his reindeer

我不知道我為什麼想是他幫麋鹿清理的

Can I tell you something? And I, and I just, if you keep this between us it would be great.

我可以跟妳說件事嗎? 我只是…如果妳能保密我就告訴妳

Santa's reindeer didn't poop on the lawn.

聖誕老公公的麋鹿沒有大在草坪上

Santa poop on the lawn.

是聖誕老公公大在草坪上的

No

不

Isn't that slape for, you know, the whole night?

這也不能怪他,妳知道的,整晚耶?

And sometimes with all the cookies that people leave him, sometimes he just has to go so Santa pooped in that yard in Virginia.

有時候大家會留餅乾給他吃所以有時他會大便就像是大在Virginia家一樣

Ah huh..

ㄜ…

Even Santa does naughty things sometimes

連聖誕老公公有時也會做些調皮事

Even I get to know Santa for awhile was pooping in the house.

我甚至知道聖誕老公公大在房子裡

Yeah, and it was a problem because people, you know, wanna know what's going on, they're blaming their children

這是個問題因為大家會問發生什麼事了,他們會怪他們的小孩

Do you think it's better to give gifts or to get gifts?

妳覺得給禮物跟拿到禮物哪個比較好?

I think give. I mean like give him, but they give, they give..that's what I mean.

我覺得給 我的意思是給他禮物 但他們給是,他們給…這是我的想法

They give. Oh, okay. All right. That makes more sense.

好吧 他們給禮物這樣比較合理

They give. So you think it's better to receive than to give?

他們給 所以妳覺得收禮物比給禮物好?

Yeah, kinda. I still need to learn that.

對 我還必須學習

You what?

妳說妳要怎麼樣?

I kinda still need to learn that.

我還需要學習

When was the last time you did something really nice?

妳上一次真正表現很好是什麼時候?

Actually not really. I can't think of anything

其實沒有 我想不到我有表現好

Well, I'm glad you're being honest about it. I mean, you know, not everyone does nice things.

嗯 我很高興妳說實話 我的意思是妳知道的不是每個人都表現很好

Not everyone.

沒有每個人

You included

妳也包括在內

Maybe you can do some nice things before Christmas time.

也許妳可以在聖誕節前做些什麼好的事情

Do you do your chores?

妳有把妳的雜物做好吗?

Well, not all the time

嗯 沒有每次都做到耶

Not all the time.

沒有每次

Okay, tell me about..

好 那跟我說說…

Sometimes when my dad tells me to take out the dog I do.

有時候我爸要我帶狗狗出去我有做到

Even if it's not really Stuard's steward that he never does.

就算那不是Stuard的事他也從沒幫忙過

Who's Stuard? Is that the mouse? My brother

誰是Stuard?那是老鼠嗎? 是我哥哥

Oh, your brother. Okay.

哦 妳哥哥 好的

Your brother's named after a mouse?

妳哥用老鼠來取名?

No.

不是

Is your brother a mouse?

妳哥哥是老鼠嗎?

Well, he knows the show of Stuart Little, the mouse.

ㄜ 他知道有一部電影ㄧ家之鼠裡面的老鼠

So, do you think I should write him down for a 'no gifts'?

所以妳覺得我該在清單上寫他不該收到禮物嗎?

Well, maybe, or..

ㄜ 或許吧…

Maybe like half a gift Yeah, half

或許給他一半的禮物 好啊 ㄧ半

Maybe, we'll drop something in half and give it to him.

或許我們會把東西分ㄧ半再給他

Like maybe..

或許像是…

Half a cookie.

ㄧ半的餅乾

Or like half a bracelet or necklace.

或者像是一半的手鐲或項鍊

Oh, that's a good idea. We'll give him half a bracelet or half a necklace

哦 那是個好主意 我們會給他一半的手鐲或一半的項鍊

Or ring.

或是戒指

Have you done anything else you want to tell me about this year?

妳還有要告訴我任何妳今年做的事嗎?

Is there anything that I could say to Santa that would..because the nicer you've been, the more gifts you're gonna get.

有什麼事是我可以跟聖誕老公公說的因為妳表現的越好妳就可以拿到更多禮物

I mean it's as simple as that.

妳知道的嘛

No, not really.

沒有耶

Nothing?

都沒有?

I have one more question for you

我還有一個問題要問妳

Do you think the Truth Fairy is beautiful?

妳覺得誠實精靈漂亮嗎?

Yes, I think I've seen that before

嗯 我以前有看過

Well, yes, for the little white things that kinda looks like.

好吧 只對於小小又白白的這種東西看起來像…

Well, no, I'm not really asking about.. Well, could use a little pretty hair.

喔不 我不是真的在問… 嗯 可以用漂亮的頭髮

I'm just saying look at the Truth Fairy. Do you think the Truth Fairy is beautiful?

我是說妳看看誠實精靈 妳覺得誠實精靈漂亮嗎?

I love the wings and pink is my favorite color

我喜歡翅膀而起粉紅色是我的最愛

I know, but the question I'm asking is 'Do you think the Truth Fairy is beautiful?

我知道,但問題是我是問妳 ‘妳覺得這個誠實精靈漂亮嗎?

Yes, except for the mustache

對 除了他的鬍子之外

Do you think the Truth Fairy should shave?

妳覺得誠實精靈該刮ㄧ下鬍子嗎?

Yes

要

See that Truth Fairy? I tell you you should shave.

看吧 誠實精靈? 我告訴你你該刮鬍子

For Christmas, I'll shave

為了聖誕節 我會的

I'll shave for Christmas

我會為了聖誕節刮鬍子的

Okay

好