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Official is my instagram thing, whatever you call it.

Okay, so I'm here to answer some questions from Reddit that people were too afraid to ask, but I'm not too afraid to answer.

Just as an aside, it's nice to be asked to do it again.

I understand.

I don't know somebody was saying this or if I made this up, but I guess my answers were exceptional last time, and it helps a lot of people.

So there's a lot going on in the world, and I know, read it too.

Pretty important resource for a lot of people who don't have anything better to do with their lives to 92 to 1 37 asked.

Do infants drink water?

I feel like I've never seen this from my experience.

They do if you dip them in it.

If you get the infant kind of under the water.

If the mouth part goes either face down into the water or even face up to the side, as long as it's kind of like under infant will drink a little bit of water.

Big Bang.

Zebraman asks.

Is it okay to discriminate against an alien from outer space?

Well, you're in trouble right off the bat with the word you're using their You're calling them an alien from outer space.

That's offensive.

Okay, that's a calling them an illegal from outer space.

No, it's not.

Okay.

And you shouldn't use that word.

The question should be Is it okay to discriminate against a non earth being seen as a person?

And that's offensive from outer space.

And I wouldn't say from outer space.

I would just say from space because that could be offensive geographically.

You know, Justin, Miss asks if I feed my dog kitten food, Will the dogs start displaying cat like tendencies?

No.

Cool jazz combo ass.

Which part of an Oreo is better?

The biscuit or the cream?

Well, there is no part of an Oreo.

That's a biscuit.

So I'm not sure what kind of a trick question you're trying to throw at me.

But Oreos do not have biscuits.

Backseat Romeo 14 asks.

Is it normal to find the sound of the dishwasher completing its cycle to be relaxing first of all kudos to you for recognizing a feminine dishwasher and for not being afraid to talk about the dishwasher completing its cycle.

If it's a particularly heavy month for the dishwasher, the sound might not be as relaxing.

But I don't want a stereotype.

Dishwashers, female dishwashers.

But, yes, it can be relaxing.

I think that's a misconception that every female appliance has trouble when they're completing their cycles.

Sometimes it's perfectly smooth.