The first time I looked like you saw that for, like, 20 minutes trying to think of something useful to say about a turtleneck.

And then my roommates came home.

Second time I made the great mistake of eating way too many honey Bunches of oats before filming.

And then I was in, like, a total food coma, and I come off really, really unenthusiastic.

But today I ran out of milk and I have been too lazy to buy more.

So at least the food coma wasn't option.

Seriously, though, I really hope this one turns out right, and I swear to God, if my comeback midway through filming this, I might still use one of the some nails from the other videos, though, just because you can only pose with the same pile of clothing for so long before it gets a little demoralizing before we jump into this thick pile of clothing that I have to show you guys today real quick.

I wanted to say this video is actually sponsor.

This is actually my first sponsor video ever.

He rolls, growing out despite the numerous emails that I received from random Chinese retailers using badly translated pet names offering me to sponsor videos.

I never want to promote anything on this channel that I don't genuinely like.

I feel like that's just common human decency.

So with that being said, today's video is actually sponsored by snaffle, my favorite source for affordable bikinis.

No, I'm totally fucking with you guys.

It's actually sponsored by pockmark.

Pockmark is actually an app that I have been using for such a long time longer than I've been on YouTube.

Actually, I think around like four or five years, which is also longer than I keep most of my commitments in life.

So posh Mark is doing something right.

Basically, it's a free app where you can resell clothing that you don't want any more.

It's also the main app that I used to resolve my thrifty clothing and occasionally some pieces that I don't want him or or let's be honest, I just outgrew since my lady metabolism kicked in.

For those of you who don't know, I basically run like a little drifting side business, although maybe business is a generous way of putting just me looking around for stores and buying things that I like.

But basically what I do is go to thrift stores, pick out some groovy little fines, and then I post them to my posh mark and resell them for a little bit of the prop.

Everything in this hole will be listed on my closet on Posh Mark.

If you're interested, you can check it below.

And there's also a link to download the app for free.

They're so before I ramble too much about posh Mark, I thought I would show you guys this actual hole because that's the spicy content that you all are actually subscribed for.

And then if you're interested in more of like the reselling situation, I'm gonna talk a little bit more about that at the end of the video.

First thing I have to show you guys are some vintage dresses.

You guys know that I am a total vintage nurse.

So this is the self that I'm most excited about.

Honestly, Fuck saving the best for last when we have millennial attention spans.

So here is the best thing.

First, this is an insane silk vintage maxi dress.

Honestly, the design of this is really, really simple, but I feel like the fabric speaks for itself.

I love that It just has a simple neckline, thes thin spaghetti straps and open back.

So you all can see my back, any scars And like also a weirdly defined image of my ass cheeks.

By the way, it is such a fucking lie that acting goes away when you grow up.

Only ever gone acne on my face.

But weirdly, in the past couple of months, I started getting, like, really bad back acne.

And I even got a little pimple on my boob, which was too far.

I swear to God, if I get acting on my vagina, I'm just No, that's where I draw the line.

Anyway, I thought it was really gorgeous.

You guys know that I referenced Reformation and every single one of my holes, but this does kind of remind me of something that reformation would carry.

Even though I'm in love with this dress, I feel like on me.

My boobs are quite big enough to really, like, handle it.

But I think it's still pretty flattering.

Kind of tempted, like non to Reese eldest.

Then just say this is my wedding dress.

And but, um, and I also thought this could be really cool with more of, like a casual, loose fitting sweater over and then having just like the silk maxi skirt peeking out.

I know that would still be pretty extra for everyday life, but I think it could look really ball.

Next vintage dress I have is this pink one.

It looks like kind of a fifties dress to me, like I could imagine myself unnecessarily sexy soda ad.

This dress is a little too big for me, so that's why I'm awkwardly pinning it back in all of the clips.

But I love the silhouette on this dress.

I love a good lapel on address just cause I feel like it adds a really nice structure.

And overall, this dress is just super figure flattering.

Next up we got some outerwear, so this trench coat is the most expensive item from this whole thing was actually $35 so kind of pricey.

It's from the out of the closet in West Hollywood, which is actually right across from where I used to intern and by intern.

I mean, basically, I just worked for free unpaid internships are a real problem that exploits students, but that's an issue for another time.

Anyways.

I love that thrift store because they use their profits towards AIDS prevention.

They also give out free condoms in their store, which is always dope.

Although I've always been way too socially awkward, you actually take one, but condoms or no condoms?

I enjoyed this trench coat.

This is by Banana Republic, so a pretty shmancy brand, and it's actually a pretty large, which is never a size that I would pick out for myself normally.

But I actually have pretty broad shoulders, so it works pretty well on me.

Still a little oversized, but it leaves a little room for a sweater or something like that.

Well, it's been a little cold in L.

A.

And by cold, I mean, like, 60 degrees.

My go to outfit has actually been this trench coat with my favorite pair of jeans from Abercrombie.

I feel like it's just a nice silhouette, and it keeps me warm without completely drowning me in fabric.

Although I will say a trench coat is like seen as a weird thing to wear in L.

A.

I've definitely you've been made fun of for wearing this trench coat.

But I also have been made fun of, like, a lot of weird shit in L.

A.

Like a wearing a belt.

Everybody wears belts.

What the fuck?

Wearing a leather jacket?

I even get made fun of for my fuckin capital One debit card all the time when I go on dates, which is the most insane thing to make fun of somebody floor.

But point being L.

A is weird.

People make fun of you for everything where whatever you want to use, whatever debit card you want next up, I got this bomber jacket which I feel like is just the classic thrift store find I love how it's this super unapologetic, bright red super classic Americana on the back.

It says, Think Phillips possible 1991 to 92.

Um, on the front, it says, Chris, gentle to my boy, Chris, I hope you're Boeing somewhere.

Although you play like a 40 year old dad now, regardless, I hope you're doing well, sir.

What I liked about this is because it is literally from the boy's section and was made for a small mail.

It creates this really nice crop silhouette now for some oversized tops that I have shamelessly cropped into shorter tops.

This 1st 1 is this striking slaughter that I actually got from a goodwill back in my hometown.

It's a men's large, so evidently it was a lot longer before, I was kind of trying to convince myself that it would work address.

But I feel like it's a little bit story, even for me.

And I am no stranger to show in a lot of leg and some ass cheek.

So I decided to prop it into a shorter sweater instead.

I'm really pleased with how this turned out.

I think it looks a lot like something you'd find it Brandy Melville or outfitters.

I also really like the oversized, like, almost balloon like sleeves on this because accuse my hands cozy, and I feel like that's a little bit trendy right now.

And I also like that it created kind of this oversized, not quite a mock neck, not quite a turtleneck.

Look, next up, we have another strike.

The turtleneck.

I really like the stripes on this one because I feel like they're very nineties, but again, you see this same print coming back in stores.

Admittedly, I do think that I call this one a little bit too short.

But, you know, let's just ignore that.

Oh, and you guys always ask me how I cropped things.

I thought about doing a tutorial on it, but I feel like it would be super simple, cause literally.

I just tried on put a little safety pin at the point where I want the shirt to end and then put it on the ground and cut it.

These are the scissors that I use.

These are some huge knife edged scissors that I bought off Amazon that you could cut a bitch with no joke.

You could actually probably murder somebody with ease.

Don't murder people, kids.

If you are interested in propping things, I would definitely recommend investing in a good pair of scissors.

I think these were like 20 bucks, maybe less.

I'll lengthen below, but they make my life so much easier.

They make your lines really straight on, make cropping look a lot more professional.

The last thing that I cropped is this sweatshirt, which I mean it's super plane is just one of those basic hand sweatshirts that people do like merch and designs on 6 50 for this and honestly, it might be cheaper to buy a new one like wholesale or something like that.

But I wasn't trying to end up with, like, 500 of these lectures and you guys can tell I called the bottom office, and I really like how it turned out again.

Kind of Urban Outfitters.

Brandy vibes.

I've actually been wearing this a lot around the apartment just cause it's super cozy and my roommate always opens the window into the freezing night.

But I've been away too afraid to ask her to keep it close, because I'm afraid she's gonna confront me about the fact that you wash my dishes immediately.

This letter is probably the least aesthetic were, like trendy from this entire hall, but something about it I found it really, really precious.

It's like this super in nineties oversights letter.

Something about it actually reminds me of the slaughter that Bojack wears horsing around.

If you guys haven't seen Bojack Horseman, by the way, what are you doing with yourself?

Go and watch that show.

It's fucking amazing.

And also, if you ever just wanted some insight into, like the depths of my soul and body in a 40 year old alcoholic horse that is the show to watch.

I thought this water would be great just for casual outings.

Going grocery shopping, staying warm, generally just being a little toaster strudel.

This top is gonna look super boring on camera and probably not that exciting in the tri Unclip either.

But I actually really love it.

It's one of my favorites from this hole.

It's basically just a simple mock neck.

T accept isn't a velvet fabric, which I love.

I'm all about kind of basic pieces with a little bit of a twist to them.

And as I previously mentioned, I am also a home for textures.

So I love that this adds a little luxurious, textural element to my outfit.

And, yeah, I've been wearing this a lot.

So much so that actually might not list this and keep it for myself.

Here is a silence and noise dress that I picked up sounds noises, a brand that they sell it.

Urban outfitters.

What?

I picked out this dress for $8.

I know this black and white bread powdered was super fucking trendy, like two or three years ago.

I feel like this dress still translates pretty well into today's fashions.

I really like the baby doll settled on it and the little fray detail at the bottom.

Honestly, I'm not sure if this is meant to be a dress or a two, because it is a little bit short, even for me.

But it does.

It does cover my but just barely over that dress I've got.

The perfect thing to layer would be this faux suede faux fur jacket.

This is actually an awesome condition for the thrift store.

You know, sometimes when I go into a store, it's like Loki Heston to touch some of the items because they're like Loki, Gross and, like have been worn a lot.

But I think this has hardly ever been warned, if at all, because the fur is in bomb ass condition.

Originally, this coat actually had a couple more buttons going down the front, but it was missing one, so that really bothered me, and I knew that I couldn't find the same button to replace it, so I just cut off all of the other buttons except the top.

I'm going to get a lot of shit for that in the comments below, because it definitely reduces like the overall functionality of this jacket, but I think it kind of makes it look cuter.

I really like the little faux fur collar on this.

I thought it was very Blair Waldorf, a k a.

My fashion icon.

And I thought it worked well with this baby doll dress in particular.

Just because everything kind of flares out from the shoulders, I think this lady is better.

You say I also picked up this plain little black dress from Abercrombie and Fitch.

Well, I I picked it out from the first sword by the brand is Abercrombie.

Evidently it's in this nice, stretchy scuba fabric, which always sucks.

And honestly, I was really impressed by, like the tailoring and silhouette of this dress.

I feel like skater dresses, if they're done wrong, can look kind of like sheep and kitschy.

But this one looks pretty high quality to me, and it snatches the waist very well.

The last dress is this one from made well made well is aptly named, and that all their clothing are so fucking well need.

Only problem I've encountered with Maybelle, though, is that I took their clothes are just made for taller humans.

I'm 55 so I'm not that short.

But I think as you guys may be able to see in this try unclip.