Smells like Sizzlers Cheese bread Don't look good.

If the Burger Illuminati exists.

Secret menu burgers are their objects of worship.

Because when you hold those keys, the whole world of burgers opened their doors today.

Me and my old friend Seth Rogan.

Yes.

Dudes.

Seth Pineapple Express Rogan are meeting up in Hollywood to taste in underground legends in the fast food game and crown a winner.

So my man did.

What's up?

A lot of people don't know this, but like seven years ago, we met, I was I was this bright eyed, bushy tailed food truck operator on Fairfax.

One night.

I'm just getting, like, out of this world Stone on, like, a special occasion.

Six hours later, you walk up to the truck and you're like bacon, egg and cheese, and I'm like, you're fucking Seth Rogan.

Dude, I just smoked a blunt to you last night.

Thank you very much.

Your money's no good here.

Yeah.

You didn't charge me ever, ever.

I tipped.

I tried to compensate with tipping this funny story.

I don't know if you've ever heard this on our third year of our food truck.

We were on our way to an event and the event would elect a caress for like, the whole month.

All we had was money in the register before that event.

We have our business license or health license, any legal stuff, Health department, Fire Department stuff and then envelope.

That said Seth Rogan Emergency Fund on it was every single tip that you ever put it.

I told you I would never take your money.

I told you, never take your money out sick.

I never spent a dime that ever crazy.

So we shredded our back tire on her food truck and I needed $350 to get it fixed and there was $380.

And then really, that's crazy because it is the year like our last leg on the truck.

We were able to keep pushing on because people die.

Cap that Z.

That's why I, like the stars, are aligned your on the burgers.

I couldn't be happier here.

You were parked outside a coffee place.

I would go to all the time right off of Fairfax.

I remember.

I love bacon, egg and cheese.

Sandwich is also my favorite shit in the entire world.

Well, I guess it's you guys pulled up.

I was just like, Oh, my God.

What is happening the way?

No, because life you would come early enough to where you could park on the street.

We would see your black SUVs.

Yeah, exactly.

I want some bacon.

That's amazing, your celebrity.

So I'm sure there's a tunnel off menu stuff like, you know, compliments of the chef.

Like, what do you feel about off menu?

Secret Item?

It makes me uncomfortable, because often what happens is albeit a restaurant.

And then there'll be other people who are not famous.

Normal people, I call them, nor means that it will be non famous people's guys beside us, and then they'll see us coming up to us.

Oh, here is off the menu, and more than dozens of times I see people like What's that?

Then I awkwardly see the explain like, Oh, sorry, like he's better than you are things a rolling for him and, uh, and it makes me feel I could take it.

It's the best.

It's a flex, its clearly, but when it comes like burgers like in and out.

Obviously, Shake Shack has one And then, you know, five guys has one.

Why did they do that?

I don't like.

Is there a burger luminosity like?

If there is, I want in.

Let's try these off menu item.

This one.

Yes, yeah, and let's see what 20 like past.

Let's try some really bullshit.

We have the double double from in and out and animal style.

I've gotten in full in arguments with people What the fuck Animal style is exactly well, in its purest form.

It's Patty's, riddled with mustard, chopped onions, pickles loaded with spread.

Usually it comes with lettuce and tomato.

I said, No, it's not some major season.

No ma'am, this one.

I had to kick it up.

And it's a whole grilled onions, which is takes another fucking five minutes in your wait time.

Very go and then chopped chilies.

That's like my thing.

You know, they had that chopped chilies is the way to go.

They got, like a bin full of Chile's only motherfuckers asked for it.

Yeah.

Whoa!

Talk to is really facilities.

You don't order double double animal style with trump chilies.

You haven't had an animal.

So double double.

You just haven't had it once I got food poisoning from in and out Burger.

Whoa!

Hands down.

Fucking straight up food poisoning.

How much I like in that burger?

I was back at it within a week.

That goes for me and every taco place that I got.

And there's other.

Yeah, there's other shit.

I got food poisoning from that.

I haven't touched it like a fucking decade.

Been up for fucking up way worse and still within a few days off wise in number.

You're so fucking tasty, eh?

The thin Patties, right?

Love?

Thin Patties, Patties, Patties, air for tickets.

You're overcompensating.

You're You got a little too much money.

You should be eating a steak.

The likes of flip their top bun, you know?

Then a toast right here.

Yeah, I don't get it now.

It doesn't do that.

And so it's like soft, crunchy, meaty, crunchy soft.

It's just a perfectly articulated burger.

This fucking pepper thing is a revelation.

And I feel like I've been living in a fool's life in the dark for the last fucking 20 years.

We just had to pop burger.

Yeah, in and out West Coast.

Now we're going Thio the big new York Shake shack.

There is rivalry, right?

Like it's sure it's like, d I've gotten in streaming arguments.

Well, yeah, I did this thing where last season I mixed in In and out Burger with Shake Shack.

We're gonna made one burger that's beautiful.

And people like you, you can't fucking do that.

I think that would be so nice.

So parallel.

They also have a secret burger menu.

Yeah, item.

And it's a bacon burger.

You have, like, a gourmet blends you Alfreda does it.

Then they have the Martins potato roll, which is like God's gift to Burger World with a side of peanut butter sauce.

It's inspired by the Goober burger in Missouri.

Of course, a CZ one is Yeah, that's person of this peanut butter on there.

This this is something addition that, like in the 19 eighties movie, a pregnant woman would work.

Yeah, or if you know, I'm taking a fuckin riel serious.

Bonk it.

Shake shack.

Secret murder.

Well, if it's messy, we're as weird.

You both these eggs like peanut butter.

Peanut butter's over power.

I don't think I'd order it.

It stays exactly like how you're thinking with, you know, Elvis Presley.

You like eight shit like this.

And that's why he died.

Please shake your insides out.

I I live in New York now, and I have a dog their dog treats have peanut butter.

Peanut butter.

Is this peanut butter from there?

No, I want to find out.

Keep your secrets to yourself.

Shake shack.

That just stay as a secret Last?

Certainly.

No, not is the five guys secret menu item.

And it has.

This is fucking crazy.

Is a grilled cheese top bun, Grilled cheese, bottom bun, two Patties and cheese.

I've made something similar this as a stunt burger.

You have to stun a joke.

This is a stunning burger.

You don't give it to someone you like.

It doesn't taste excessive.

It's a little dry.

Smells funny.

It smells like Sizzlers cheese.

Brand goods.

It doesn't have the genes.

Bread?

Yeah, were I But I would beat the shit out of this time in a place two in the morning.

And you know, you don't want to eat.

Go.

But like you just got high.

No, You're debating whether you need the worst, Father.

Well, thank you, but that's what I was thinking.

Like I could either just keep snacking or just put in the atomic bomb.

Fall asleep after just nuke myself like the peanut butter is like, It's almost like Fuck you, Jimmy.

Yeah, you're coming off the menu.

Put peanut butter on your burger and your fucking dick.

This is like it's gimmicky, but it feels like it's serving a purpose in some way.

And if you don't have a lot of money, you can buy one and then Parson out the, uh, you know, you make several meals out of this.

You want beef.

Here's a real cheese, your grilled cheese sandwich.

At first glance, it looks like they got two slices of like white.

Brad, I hope, but really what it is, it's a burger bun that's inverted a weird.

So they you know that this is created by a line.

Cook was baked out of his book out of his fuckinmind.

I bless these people.

This is a new expression of someone which I like about, unlike the little thing of dog peanut butter Fucking It's a fuck you.

Yeah, I want something off the menu.

Dog peanut butter.

That's so New York Say shock your true colors because I can't say how much I like shake check.

No disrespect, no disrespect, but shake your fucking bullshit.

Don't You didn't want to have a secret.

You should just do it.

Yeah, I don't have one.

So we have had all three we have in and out Double double peanut butter.

Shake shack, double grilled cheese burger from five guys, each with their merits.

I would eliminate.

The shaking is automatically out of the picture out of here.

That's not not snow.

I don't want that way.

Actually, had two pretty good birds pound for pound.

I believe they're in different leagues.

I agree, you know, because I feel also like the five guys.

One, although great.

It's kind of like a gimmick.

Five guys has always been like a sleeper for me.

Yeah, like they never get there.

Never a part of the conversation like it's always in and out.

It's always shake shack, but I always say, like five guys never is getting They never get shined.

They're trying, but the in and out double double is just fucking good.

It's so good and the peppers are good.

This complexity, right?

Yes, levels of flavor.

The other do their biggest problems.

They all kind of tasted the same zero texture, like even the shake shack one.

And that's like that Usually Good that it just takes a look.

A look.

A meaty peanut butter, right?

Yeah, it's I swear to God, this is not fixed.

No, It's like I've thought I've fought in the favor of Shake shack over in right s and and if you ask me, like like on the average moment, where would you get a burger?

I would go to shake, Right?

But this pepper thing blows the fucking girl see in.

And now for me, it's like the master's degree of secret menu items, because it's like one with where they're actually doing everything real differently.

Everything is different.

The mustard cooked meat.

Yeah.

What's fucking fantastic?

There you go, Internet.

I know you're gonna fuck.

Hate us, but in and out wins again.

Yeah, and if you hate us, go fuck yourselves underneath pumping.

If you got crushed ice in a Styrofoam cup with the rebuild, right, so homey.

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