>> WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO?

>> James: I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST AMAZED THAT YOU WERE

WALKING BY.

>> THIS IS BAD.

>> James: I'M JUST AMAZING THAT YOU WERE WALKING BY THE

VERY MOMENT THAT I WONDER FSES THERE WAS ANYONE WHO WOULD PLAY.

HERE IS HOW THIS GAME WORKS.

>> OKAY.

>> James: WE GOING TO ASK EACH OTHER QUESTIONS.

>> OKAY.

>> James: THE QUESTIONS ARE WRITTEN HERE AND WE HAVE NOT

SEEN THEM.

>> OKAY.

>> James: WE HAVE A CHOICE.

WE CAN EITHER ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY OR WE HAVE

TO EAT WHATEVER EITHER OF US CHOOSES.

SO LET'S START BY TAKING A LOOK AT THE FOOD THAT WE'VE GOT,

OKAY.

WE HAVE COW BLOOD.

AND PORK TONGUE JELLY.

WE HAVE BIRD SALIVA.

>> BURDEN SALIVA.

>> James: BIRD SALIVA.

WE HAVE A COW TONGUE.

WE HAVE ANT YOGURT WITH A LITTLE SCORPION GARNISH.

WE'VE GOT KOD SPERM.

A BEAT EL JELLO SHOT-- BEAT EL JELLO SHOT WHICH IS A JELLO SHOT

WITH BEETLE INSIDE IT.

>> NO WAY, NO.

>> James: A SHRIMP AND CHILI PEPPER SMOOTHIE, WHICH IS HOT BY

ALL ACCOUNTS.

SOME HOT PEPPERS.

>> AND OUR FAVORITE, THE BULLPENNIST.

OKAY.

-- IT SMELLS SO YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY.

♪ LOOKING YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY.

♪ ALL RIGHT.

SO JUSTIN.

>> WHY AM I HEAR?

>> James: COME ON.

THIS IS IT.

THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT.

NOW WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO.

YOU CAN GO FIRST.

YOU CHOOSE ME, THE FOOD THAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO EAT AND THEN

PICK THE TOP CARD.

>> OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

THERE IS LIKE A BIRD SALIVA.

>> James: BIRD SALIVA.

YOU WANT TO GO BIRD SALIVA.

ARE YOU READY?

>> >> James: I'M ABSOLUTELY.

>> AT YEARS OLD, YOUR FRIEND HARRY STYLES IS ALSO 25 YEARS

OLD, WHICH 25 YEAR OLD IS MORTAL ENTED.

>> CHEESIER, BRO.

-- CHEERS, BRO.

>> YEAH, GREAT.

I HAVE A QUESTION.

>> James: GO ON.

>> HOW DO YOU GUYS GET THE SALIVA FROM THE BIRD'S MOUTH.

>> James: GUILLERMO, THE DRUMMER IN THE BAND SITS ON THE

ROOF WITH BIRDS AND HE JUST GOES-- HE GOES COME ON, BUDDY.

AND THEY GO-- AND HE GOES THAT'S IT.

>> RIGHT.

>> James: WE NEVER HARM THEM.

>> NEVER HARM THEM.

>> James: THAT IS HOW WE DO IT.

OKAY, JUSTIN BIEBER, WHAT SHALL I GIVE YOU TO EAT.

I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE SHRIMP AND CHILI PEPPER

SMOOTHIE.

AND HERE IS-- OKAY.

JUSTIN, YOU HAVE PERFORMED ALL OVER THE WORLD.

WHICH COUNTRY HAS THE WORST FANS?

(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> THAT IS HOT, NO?

ARE YOU OKAY?

>> YEAH, I'M GOOD.

>> YOU SURE?

DO YOU WANT TO DIP BACK IN WITH THE SHRIMP OR.

>> OH MY GOD.

ALL RIGHT, YEAH.

>> GIVE ME A MINUTE.

>> THAT IS DISGUSTING.

WAYNE: ARE YOU OKAY, BRO.

>> YEAH I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.

WAYNE: OKAY, TAKE THE NEXT CARD ON THE TOP.

AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EAT FIRST BEFORE YOU ASK THE

QUESTION, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE FOR ME?

>> I WOULD GO COD SPERM.

>> GOING WITH THE COD SPERM.

>> HOW BIG IS A COD FOR THE SPERM TO BE THAT BIG?

LIKE LOGISTIC, LIKE HOW BIG, LIKE HOW BIG IS A COD.

>> James: I THINK ST THAT BIG ROUGHLY.

>> WHAT KIND OF COD.

>> James: I DON'T KNOW.

>> THAT IS A LOT OF SPERM FOR A COD.

>> James: GUILLERMO CATCHES THE FISH AND HE-- HE TAKES CARE

OF THIS WHOLE THING.

>> OKAY.

>> James: BUT THAT IS THE SPERM.

>> IS THAT WHAT SMELLS SO BAD.

>> James: I THINK IT MIGHT BE THIS, YES.

I DON'T KNOW, IS IT THAT, IS THAT WHAT YOU CAN SMELL.

>> I DON'T WANT TO SMELL IT.

>> James: JUST SEE.

>> ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW MUCH DO YOU REGRET DOING CATS?

>> ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW MUCH DO YOU REGRET DOING CATS?

(APPLAUSE).

>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT, I WILL ANSWER THAT, I WILL ANSWER

THAT.

ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW MUCH DO I REGRET DOING IT.

THE ONE IS THE LEAST AND 10 IS THE MOST.

WELL, HERE'S THE THING.

I HAD THE LOVELIEST TIME MAKING THAT FILM.

>> OKAY.

>> James: IT TOOK ME SIX DAYS.

AND I LOVED EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT.

SO I THINK YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO DECIDE-- YOU'VE

GOT TO DECIDE THINGS ON YOUR OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.

>> RIGHT SWRZ AND I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME.

SO I DON'T REGRET DOING IT AT ALL.

BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO IT IN THE SAME WAY THAT HAVE I DECIDED

TO DO MANY THINGS.

SOME ARE HAVE WORKED, SOME HAVE.

SO I WILL PUT IT AT A SOLID FIVE.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: 4.5, 4.5.

OKAY.

JUSTIN, JUSTIN, JUSTIN, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU OUR TRUSTY

FRIEND THE BULL PENIS.

THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE.

>> YEAH.

>> James: OKAY, JUSTIN, YOUR WIFE HAILEY HAS SOME VERY FAMOUS

FRIENDS THAT SHE IS REALLY CLOSE TO.

>> RIGHT.

>> James: RANK THESE FRIENDS OF HERS FROM YOUR FAVORITE TO

YOUR LEAST FAVORITE.

GIGI HADID.

>> SHOULD I DO IT?

>> James: HANG ON, WAIT, HANG ON.

GIGI HADID, KENDALL JENNER, AND CARA DE LAVIGNE.

FROM YOUR FAVORITE TO YOUR LEAST FAVORITE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> James: NO WAY YOU ARE GOING TO.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, KENDALL, GIGI, CARA DE LAVIGNE.

>> James: OH MY GOD.

>> James: SO KENNEDDAL IS THE FAVORITE.

>> BUT HERE IS THE THING.

>> James: ARE YOU SAYING KENDALL IS THE FAVORITE.

>> LET'S GO BACK TO IT THOUGH.

I KNOW KENDALL THE BEST, I SPENT THE MOST TIME WITH KENDALL.

SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF OURS.

I HAVEN'T SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH GIGI AND I HAVEN'T SPENT A

LOT OF TIME WITH CARA.

SO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THOSE PEOPLE, IT IS JUST I AM A BETTER

RELATIONSHIP.

>> James: I GET IT.

>> SO IT IS NOT LIKE I'M LIKE OR OH, CREW CARRA YOU KNOW WHAT I

MEAN.

>> James: NO, NOT AT ALL.

YOU WERE FACED WITH EATING A BULL'S PENIS.

>> AND I DON'T WANT TO EAT A BULL PENIS, YOU KNOW WHAT I

MEAN.

IT IS WHAT IT IS.

>> James: ALL RIGHT, JUSTIN.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> James: CHOOSE, CHOOSE WHAT IS NEXT FOR ME.

>> WHAT IS NEXT FOR YOU.

I AM DOING COW TONGUE.

>> James: COW TONGUE.

>> TAT IS DISGUSTING.

>> James: THERE IT IS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

RANK THESE LATE NIGHT HOSTS FROM LEAST-- FROM FAVORITE TO LEAST,

JIMMY KIMMEL, JIMMY FALON, AND SETH MEYERS.

>> James: SO I HAVE GOT TO RANK THEM FROM.

>> FROM FAVORITE TO LEAST.

>> James: DO YOU MEAN PERSON OR THEIR TV SHOW.

>> WELL,.

>> James: EITHER WAY I'M NEVER GOING TO ANSWER.

>> James: EITHER WAY I'M NEVER GOING TO ANSWER.

>> OH MAN.

>> YOU DIDN'T SWALLOW IT THOUGH.

>> James: SORRY?

>> YOU DIDN'T SWALLOW IT (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> GO, GO, GO.

YOU CAN'T DO IT.

YOU CAN'T DO IT.

HE CAN'T DO IT.

HE COULDN'T DO IT, YOU WON'T DO IT.

YOU WON'T SWALLOW IT.

>> James: BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE YOU'VE STILL GOT A QUESTION AND

I WILL MAKE YOU SWALLOW IT.

>> I'M SEEING WHAT IS LEFT, AND IF I COULD DO IT.

>> James: OKAY.

GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB, I'M PROUD OF YOU.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHY WE ALWAYS DO THIS AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW.

>> AND HAVE I TO GET THROUGH THE REST OF THE SHOW.

YOU OKAY, YOU OKAY.

>> I GOT A WHIFF OF SOMETHING DISGUSTING.

OH MY GOD.

>> James: THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO EAT IT.

OKAY.

JUSTIN, SIT DOWN, LET'S MOVE THAT ONE AWAY FROM YOU.

WHAT SHOULD I GIVE YOU HERE.

JUSTIN, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU-- I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE

ANT YOGURT, NOW TO BE CLEAR, YOU HAVE TO HAVE HERE A SPOONFUL OF

ANT YOGURT AND, A HALF, AT LEAST OF THE SCORPION.

>> OH MY GOSH.

>> James: OKAY, NOW FOR SOME REASON YOUR LAST QUESTION IS IN

AN ENVELOPE, OKAY.

JUSTIN,-- (LAUGHTER).

>> James: JUSTIN, JUSTIN BIEBER, MY MAN JB, YOU HAVE TWO

CHOICES.

YOU CAN EAT WHAT IS IN FRONT OF YOU OR LET ME SHAVE YOUR

MUSTACHE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HANG ON, WAIT, THIS IS-- THIS IS

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HANG ON, WAIT, THIS IS-- THIS IS

A SERIOUS THING FOR JUSTIN.

SO WHILE HE THINKS ABOUT IT, SEE, WILL YOU GIVE US SOME

VETTED MUSIC WHILE YOU TAKE A MINUTE TO THINK ABOUT THAT, SEE?

NO WAY.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT.

A WHOLE SPOON AND HALF A SCORPION.

IT WILL GROW BACK.

I CAN'T PROMISE YOU, I CAN'T PROMISE YOU THAT THIS WON'T BE

HARDER.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU HAVE GOT TO SWALLOW IT, BUDDY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JUSTIN BIEBER.

WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."