字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Matt Lucas. Lucas May I've got you on loud speaker on the phone. We live on its own. Actually. Anything to Maddie. You're right of little Britain. I come to millions. Possibly getting married is actually lovely. Congratulations. If don't talk about never mentioned again sorry. If it's embarrassing, match likely put you through the desk in a little bit. We've come on the show, Thank you just for five minutes out of something like that. The theme of the show is childhood innocence, the innocence of childhood. We just, you know, talk of anecdotes to do with that. Then you're going to be a very, very good person. It'll to on this topic. We'll give you a shot back, man. Thanks for bringing Bob I programmed to do Take a Sad Arise the radio program 20 years ago. He's here. Eyes ardent it because only on digital television. And there's all this hoopla and madness. Did you see that Roger thing? Yes. What are you doing? Rock icons are you Dig up Elvis Presley, attach wires to his arms and dangling about whore or what? The toilet mention paid him flop lifelessly near a car's. Perhaps that would be disrespectful. It's something that within the realms of my capability. All right, Matt, what you been doing in the in the holy name of God? Well, like a good gay boy. I've been seeing musicals. Your gay lover in musical shock Pretty sordid to me. Then I came back and I went on the Michael Parkinson was dated with David Williams and miss out on John on Mr Bernie. But unlike you, I didn't defend the rock legend. You managed to get through the shame about upsetting in somehow. I didn't throw up Bernie talking at one point and I said, Bernie, can I ask you a question? I said, because it just occurred to me while I was sitting on the show. Have you ever poured your heart out into a lyric or your pain on dhe agony and strides into a lyric and then turned up to a constant announcing it? Donald Duck thing that No, I think everybody has a bit of a wild card, but I was all right. It must be weird, Kalu. Everyone's gonna figure a wild card is no doubt about that. But even that it must be odd colluded because he's got right, them songs and everything. And then it goes through the walked mangle that is the mind of Elton John comes out. Wonder if he recognizes it. Must be odd to collude to someone in that fashion obviously works. I mean, they've been writing together nearly 40 years. My question is almost done. A couple of really good. Do you like being on chat shows? Matter you comfortable in that world? You know, it's a new thing to me, and, uh, it's Yeah, it's fine. I mean I mean, it's part of the job. You just got this book out on bond inside this person. Suddenly enough DVDs out tomorrow. You know, people spend a lot of money putting your work out. You have to support that. Yes. I just think you have things. You doing things? You won't do it. I will. Go on. Park it. I won't go on the Russell Brown radio, for example. I don't get dragged it in his mouth. Stolen through barman in substantiated. Even now that I've got free or for prostitutes lined up. I haven't. You have to second because actually, when these things were written down in newspapers, they look a lot less funny. No, not exactly. I said this thing in this in this book that came out about talking about my sexuality thing isn't new to step. Yes, on by this stupid, stupid joke. They said, How did your mom feel about you? And I said, Well, I can't give a baby back and get a basket like Wally. When I was last, there was a piece in the sun and that was the headline being gay. I can't give my mom baby, Did I give her back? Well, it was like that now, disappointed by being a homosexual by God, I'm gonna win some awards. You know, it's good. It's good that you immediately for hello. Saying it Wit don't scar the airwaves with an outburst of Matthew that university called Matthew. In fact, I Do you ever get called it really Children, for God's sake it out there and win an Emmy. Yeah, I tell you, when I get cold, Matthews was about eight or nine, and I used to say, Go to a wimpy restaurant with her and I would say, a brown darby. Remember the brown dark, the brown Darvin, the ring doughnuts with the Mr. With the ice cream on top with chocolate sauce and a few small tight places, they bring the ice cream, which was slightly bigger than you expected it to be. Then my mom would go a lot of excitement at its arrival. Or like you've been Grady excitement but trying to get me more. Wait here now and with that child of innocents, you any other anecdotes about childhood innocence? That's good. Good. Let's clear that up. Well, I did. I did, weirdly enough. There was a school play at my primary school, and I was I was banging the drum on. The play was over. A couple of nights. He was banging a drum. The players not overcome. That's big Magneri in operatic thing. Dragged on a bit. It was caught in the element. Think it was written by a couple of teachers, and one of the characters was Autumn one spring. Grab a block and I was in the orchestra. I was banging a drum on. There was a classroom where all the people in the band had to wait before the show on DDE. Somebody cut up, you know, and it wasn't me, but for some reason to girls in the never I don't think that shows you, Matt Lucas, about others. Can I buy anti Semitism? I know it could be antisemitism. The high ministers are these accusations wait to successfully defend yourself from these allegations. What happened was I came home after being in the headmaster's office and kind of crying, and my grandmother was waiting home for me. I said, I'm not going back in tonight to do the last night The show, because everybody thinks like scarf isn't a euphemism for rent boy. No, no, no, no. Clear about that yet. On our fuel allocation, my grandmother said to me, If you don't go into school, everybody will for the second night of this play and bang your drum, everybody will think that you are guilty, your innocents, you have to go in. So in fairness, it was a great lesson. Become more told me, and I went in. But the next day I refused to go back to school, and they have Miles had to come around my house and you mean your pocket, my pocket. And I said to him, I'm not coming back to school unless you call it assembly. Tell the whole school just one. Use a normal school. You're right. With a little it'll have to be an assembly before George was right. Complain. That was a womanizer early in the week. He may just as well have made that exactly mechanization. Did you get this Assembly? Assembly? Excuse me. That was and he said right. The first thing I want to say You did not stop Mrs Theis. Credit the former figure. It just looks like mind. Yes, but they definitely weren't. Ghosts were there. So who knows to this day? No, that was my I wasn't innocent, child. But when I did, the naughty thing to happen was my hair fell out when I was six. I always wore caps on the style of camp. You'd where in those days? Very, very big brims. So when I did do naughty things? Mischievous, No evil. Russell, you were little. Put him down, smirk in smirking No Eigil away beneath your brim. And they I imagine it was while you were making these demands for assemblies and smirking under a brim and slashing up scarves over by all accounts is where you developed the range of magnificent characters. They're so enchanted this nation and soon the world. I understand because you're off to the states and everything. In its way. There's an article being written in Rolling Stone and thereby new strategy at the game That makes us all sounds like rock stars and that it was exciting. Is Andi what you played out in America yet? Something they would like. You enjoy being going soon way talk like you mean, Kevin, Because we watched you on the Big Brother show on now way Do my catchphrases. Well, that's an honest praise from Caesar. Thank you very much, Matt Lucas. We've got have some news now, Matt Lucas. Piney things happening in the world is gonna blow your mind. Politics Fastball. Thanks for coming on You an absolute A gem of a man. A diamond B V d out tomorrow. Book out already. That's Matt Lucas from Little Britain. That's great atmosphere even more. Thanks, man. Take it easy, mate. But by God bless you too.