- [Camera Crew] I-O!

- Kinda cool, group participation.

What's up guys this is Cleveland Slang

with Machine Gun Kelly.

[breath sounds]

[rhythmic music]

Cleveland rocks.

Not to quote the song that says Cleveland rocks

but, they kinda nailed it with that one.

It's like a great town with great people.

All right, first word.

The 'land,

the cle' [laughs]

Yeah, the land is Cleveland.

The mistake by the lake.

It's a nickname for Cleveland.

We're right on the edge of Lake Erie.

I think they're trying to play us so [laughs]

we don't like that one.

Sweetest Day.

Oh my god, Sweetest Day.

I forgot about this weird holiday

that I've never ever seen anyone else celebrate

except for like,

my high school.

Right, you know what I mean?

It's like a Valentines Day

but it's in October,

I think it's the 17th or something,

but, yeah it's so dumb,

we already have one of these,

it's Valentines Day.

[laughs] Someone just woke up in October

and was like,

"This is a holiday 'cause I have a girlfriend today."

[laughs] Like I don't know what happened,

we just, I don't know.

Does anyone else know about this holiday?

Yeah.

Dead Man's Curve.

It's this really sketchy turn

on the highway downtown.

It's like right outside of downtown

as your exiting it, I guess, you know you just,

you're leaving, you're driving towards the lake

and the turn just goes [whooshes]

And everyone's going super fast

when we're going around it so.

I got pulled over, fun fact,

one time going through Dead Man's Curve

after I saw Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift.

O, this says O-H-I-O,

I just assume that it means like

the common response 'cause when people see

a fellow Ohioan they go, "O-H,"

and then you're supposed to go, "I-O."

- [Woman] Do you do it?

- No, but let's do it right now, O-H!

- [Camera Crew] I-O!

Kinda cool.

Thats Jake, thats Jake [laughs]

Oh my god, thats Jake is so funny

'cause it's like

I've never ever heard anyone else

say that outside of Cleveland,

but like it means, that's whack.

Like that's dead, like that's corny.

That's dead is also a Cleveland term.

Who is Jake?

No one knows, I don't know,

but he must suck 'cause he got,

that is like the, like you don't wanna be like Jake.

Pop.

Don't start this argument with me.

Don't get mad when I say I want an orange pop,

and be like, "It's soda."

It's mother [bleep] pop.

Next.

[Machine Gun Kelly & camera crew laughs]

Damn it!

Po' Boy.

Po' Boy's like a sausage.

It's super bomb.

Do you have corn, is corned beef on this list too?

'Cause if it's not corned beef should be on here too.

Corned beef sandwiches, we kill those in Cleveland.

I do miss that, I miss like, corned beef,

I miss hood clubs.

Hood clubs like roast beef and turkey and cheese

like melted together, and then put on the bread afterwards.

It's bomb.

Cuyahoga, that's the county.

Cuyahoga County.

Cuyahoga County jail.

Put-in-Bay [laughs]

It's, this little island where everyone goes

to get [bleep] up.

Yeah you take ferry to get there,

and it's just an island full of bars.

- [Woman] It's called the Bahamas of like, Cleveland.

- The Bahamas of Cleveland [laughs]

That's so tight.

That's also a very weird name,

and now that I'm looking at it,

and now that I think about what goes on in Put-in-Bay,

I'm kind of like, this is gross [scoff laughs]

Like you know what you meant when you named it this.

Corn hole is a game that you play with a partner,

and a piece of wood that's propped up like this

with a hole in it.

And then you throw the bean bag and try to get it

in each other's hole.

Suckers.

Oh, no one else calls it suckers?

The [bleep] is wrong with everybody?

What else would you call it, a lollipop?

That's not us, that's a you thing.

You guys are weird [background laughing]

We got it right on that one.

The Rapid.

The Rapid is the train.

The red line is the Rapid that goes on the west side,

the green and blue line is on the east side.

Sometimes you call it the Reta,

'cause the acronym is R-T-A.

We've had some weird times on the Rapid,

but also great times.

Like everyone goes on the Rapid when I wanna go downtown

for Saint Patty's Day.

Saint Patty's Day they go off like it's,

it looks like Jesus came back from the dead or something,

like we're celebrating some like miracle.

Like I'm always like,

why are we going so hard for this?

And then I'm like,

oh, we all just loved to get [bleep] up,

which is tight so,

we're just a town of people who just love

to make a big deal out of stuff that,

really isn't that big of a deal,

like, we'll all go to the Browns game

and act like we just won the [bleep] championship

when we lost by 30 but like,

we have good spirits.

Am I right, Cleveland? [laughs]

Christmas Ale.

If you ever go to a Cleveland restaurant,

and they have Christmas ale in season, you must order that.

It's just a thing.

They make it locally, or they brew it locally.

It's just what you're supposed to do

around the holidays.

The Cleveland Curse.

The Cleveland Curse is a 54 year losing streak

of never winning a championship.

We hadn't won a championship in 54 years,

so people said we were cursed.

The Q.

This is very important,

because as a Clevelander,

I am not calling that new basketball stadium

whatever the [bleep] new name they just decided to call it.

What is it called now?

- [Woman] The Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse.

- The Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse,

I am so appalled,

I can't believe they named it that dumb [bleep].

This is the arena always and forever.

The Q, basketball stadium, downtown,

where LeBron played, where Kyrie played.

The Q for life.

The Flats.

That's a area downtown

that's on the lake,

it's a bunch of bars and restaurants,

and I actually have a coffee bar slash restaurant

in the Flats.

Kinda some cool stuff going on in the Flats.

27 Club Coffee, East Bank, The Flats,

come holler at us.

Muni.

Muni is the Muni lot,

which is where we all pregame

for the Browns games.

If you get there at eight a.m. you're already late

'cause they start at six a.m.

Loud music, sometimes there's concerts,

there's crazy trailers.

The Dawg Pound. WOOF!

Best fan section in sports,

the east end of the arena.

And it's like go hard or get out.

Like if you're not going off,

then they'll getchu outta there.

Like it's like only

for the people trying to scream at the top of their lungs,

and paint their bodies brown and orange.

B Dubs.

Buffalo Wild Wings, baby, B Dubs.

Yeah, they have a really good spicy chicken sandwich.

The Feast is a,

in Little Italy,

it's a really big, you guessed it, feast.

E.S.T.

Everyone stands together.

Everyone's still together.

That's our gang.

It's been going since like 2009.

That's what these double x's on our neck means.

This is like our family crest.

Everyone got 'em tatted on their neck.

And then we also have E.S.T. Fest.

We just call it the Fest, and we capitalize the E-S-T.

It's in the woods,

its a three day camping event that we started

because back in the day we couldn't,

no festivals would book us,

so we started our own festival,

and it sells out every year,

and we always bring like kind of our favorite artists

out to the woods like,

2 Chainz was the last year,

and the year before that was Gucci Mane,

and before that it was like ASAP Ferg and YG.

I don't know, we just, it's cool,

we just bring the party to the woods.

All right well, this was slang school,

I am Professor Gun and,

don't come around me if you ain't talkin'

that Cleveland slang.

No seriously, you can come around me,

say hi all you want,

nice to meet you [laughs]