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Australia.
It's the country you go to when you want to have an adventure
but don't want to translate anything.
Now, if you've heard about Australia recently,
it's because your social media feed
has been full of people asking you to pray for Australia.
So, let's find out more about the crisis happening down under
in our recurring segment, If You Don't Know, Now You Know.
-♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause)
Like many places around the world,
Australia has an annual fire season.
But thanks to climate change,
this year, it's gone from being a season
to a never-ending nightmare.
Halfway across the world, a catastrophic situation
is playing out in Australia, where massive wildfires
are forcing thousands of people from their homes.
NEWSWOMAN: We knew the wildfires in California
were huge in 2018,
and last year, the fires in the Amazon were even bigger.
But since September, the fires here in Australia
have already burned more than three times
both those events combined.
NEWSWOMAN 2: Firefighters facing a relentless battle.
Skies thick with smoke and glaring orange.
The fires generating so much heat,
authorities say they're creating
their own weather system,
including several fire tornadoes.
Holy shit, fire tornadoes?
You know climate change has gotten bad
when we're getting disaster mash-ups.
Like, you realize if we don't do something
about climate change, this could become the norm.
Like, super disasters.
You know, like tsunami volcanoes
or blizzard earthquakes.
The most disastrous combination of all,
The Emoji Cats Movie.
(laughter)
And these fires...
These wildfires have been catastrophic on many fronts.
They cause dozens of deaths.
They destroyed thousands of homes,
and they have been especially devastating
to Australian wildlife.
Firefighters are racing to save the wildlife
amid those wildfires still raging.
The staggering toll we've been reporting on here,
now an estimated billion animals lost.
NEWSMAN: Experts say 80% of Australia's wildlife
can only be found on this continent.
Many are now threatened.
NEWSMAN 2: And as temperatures soared,
koalas face dehydration.
This firefighter lent a helping hand,
and this cyclist gave water to a koala
who just couldn't drink enough.
Aw, man.
That is just heartbreaking.
And not just because so many animals are being wiped out
but because Australia has the coolest animals
you can't find anywhere else.
Like, no one else has animals with a built-in fanny pack, huh?
Which other country has an animal
that looks like a beaver banged a duck?
And, of course, Australia's home to the rarest species of all,
the Hemsworth brother. We need them.
We need them.
I also have to say it's heartwarming
to see people, you know, coming to the rescue of animals.
Uh, quick heads-up, though. And this is completely true.
The koala population is riddled with chlamydia,
so I'm just saying you may want to scrub that water bottle
before you, you know, have sex with it.
Uh, yeah, you don't want to get your own personal bush fire.
-(laughter) -Now, Australians...
Australians aren't just hurt and scared
because of these fires right now.
There's also a lot of anger in the country,
and a lot of it is aimed
at the Australian prime minister, Scott Morrison,
who many Australians feel hasn't handled the situation
like a leader should.
NEWSWOMAN: This nationwide crisis
started back in September.
The prime minister continues to face backlash
over the response.
NEWSMAN: Morrison has been heavily criticized
for insisting that the responsibility
belonged to state rather than federal government
and for vacationing in Hawaii during the fires.
I get it that people would have been upset
to know that I was holidaying with my family
while their families were under great stress.
NEWSWOMAN 2: Scott Morrison set out
for a prime ministerial moment on the fire's front lines.
Instead, rejection.
A firefighter refusing the prime minister's handshake.
Other residents heckled the prime minister...
Don't come back! You're not (bleep) welcome!
...until he drove away.
Are you from the media? Tell the prime minister
to go and get (bleep) from Nelligen.
We really enjoy doing this (bleep).
Wow.
That is an angry Australian man.
And usually, it's hard to tell when Australians are angry,
mostly because their accent always sounds upbeat.
You know, it's just like, "Hey, mate.
I'm gonna stuff a bloody dingo up your ass."
You're like, "Oh, thank you."
(laughter)
So, Australians are angry at the prime minister
because he was on vacation during a crisis,
and he didn't want volunteer firefighters
to get paid even though they're risking their lives.
And while Australians are accusing their prime minster
of not stek... stepping up, the rest of the world, luckily,
is trying to help in a major way.
NEWSWOMAN: Apocalyptic destruction
and a global reaction.
The largest Facebook campaign ever has raised
more than 30 million U.S. dollars for firefighters.
NEWSWOMAN 2: Music star Lizzo
took a break from her tour in Australia
to help pack meals for fire victims.
NEWSWOMAN: On Monday, a crew of 20 veteran firefighters
from California who fought some of the state's
most devastating wildfires
suited up and shipped out to Melbourne.
NEWSWOMAN 3: Kaylen Ward. She's a model,
and she's now known as "The Naked Philanthropist."
The 20-year-old was offering to send nude photos
to people who made a donation to relief efforts.
She posted on Twitter that if they made a donation
and they sent her proof,
she would send back a nude photo of herself.
She says the idea has helped raise
$1 million in donations.
Wow!
This woman raised $1 million in donations
with nude photos.
Really shows you we can solve all the world's problems
if we can just harness the power of horniness.
Yeah. I mean, imagine if people got a nude picture
every time they recycled properly.
People would get very diligent about sorting their trash.
Be like, "What the hell is wrong with you, man?!
"Put the plastic in the blue bin!
I want to see that ass!"
(applause)
And, now, despite everyone who's chipping in,
Australia still needs all the help it can get.
So, please, if you can,
go to the websites on the screen
and donate whatever it is.
You can donate money. You can donate time.
You can adopt a Hemsworth. Every little bit helps.
But the big thing we've got to remember is that,
unless the world leaders take climate change really seriously,
situations like this are just gonna keep happening.
And if you don't know, now you know.