You are Bruce Wayne of Gotham City.

Oh Dang. I heard you can't see too hard to people.

You wish to take me on a date.

Well uh! *clears throat* I don't know. I...

I was gonna see if you'd like to have dinner with me..

Or something... sure.

Because you are Batman.

Hehe... Yeah... so...

Would you like to have dinner some time?

You offer it to me freely?

Isn't that how dating works?

I take you out... we get to know each other..

I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.

Oh! Okay. Wow this is going pretty good so far.

In place of a dark knight you would have a QUEEN!

What the?!

Not dark but beautiful and Terrible as the Morn!

Treacherous as the SEAS!!!

Oohhkay! Well this was a mistake.

I'm sorry. It's not me it's you.

ALL SHALL LOVE ME!

Oh he's gone.

Batman Meets Galadriel

Heeeey Baby!