Carrie did you bring one

I don't wanna be. I wanna be normal.

wipe that smile days on your face.

I'm Christie this is Alonzo just the two of us today

we're gonna move shit our minds and set it on fire

our review of Carrie and this is a remake well get those days based on a Stephen

King but but it's raining at the department pretty much yeah

and back to the Lawrence the Coen who wrote the home aversion to take a

screenwriter credit with

I Roberto aguirre-sacasa who but yet maybe work on Big Love &

he's writting for Glee and when I think he's doing that Archie comics zombie

thing that right now

are but yeah you know you could pretty much if you're trying to a blind taste

test you two screenplays

apart from some references to YouTube in homeschooling this is pretty much

the same movie check it out

It doesn't say in the Bible.

Go to your closet, right now.

good

it is also it Tim Tebow joke in there alright

texting yes and there's an important plot point where

in the tampon throwing scene you know just ridicule her

they tape it on their phone IPhone in the post on YouTube

this same movie in lof of ways for better for worse

it's really really safe and and

faithful to the original needs goes back shed at the end

yeah I mean I it we're yeah it's not as good as anything wrong as much as does

it need to exist

you know I don't feel like it departs enough for material

I don't feel like Emily Pearce brought enough to win I thought okay well

are interesting woman director very much like a queer feminist director

maybe she'll have some sorta take on the gender issues or something because you

certainly

there are people that they're accused the Palmer being kinda the massages

but not really that I could tell me but the big difference for me I think was

that

Chloe grace Moretz as Carey are kinda rebels in the fact that she discovers

her telekinetic powers where's

says he's basically seem kinda put off by suicide horrified

by her own power yeah rightly choosing to dig in cannabis practicing and you

know

good it's almost like she's a WordPress a one-man x-men you know she's gonna be

helping her

herders spearsville I was gonna ask if that was actually pondering this morning

while planning on making the game a to come into and out fast

you guys honoree Kimberly pierced yeah here and I was thinking about

did she bring any different sensibility to it as a queer filmmaker she possibly

understand

liked the office is a shiner being different

somehow I mean I don't know that she does it not that had nothing to do with

them believing manifest in the film and I think that the

the the novel and the depalma version very much speak to queer audiences

because the whole notion

love being an outsider and and you legally

your exact being bullied maybe even having like being with with crazy

religious parents in some cases you know

when I wrote about Carrie for for my book 101 must-see movies for gay men I

pointed out that

the lot was made that trip to the library but you know we was in

telekinesis we were looking up in like card catalog

um so I think if anything I think the existing those movies or two

a cements this story as

this kind of like archetypal myth those that that it was gonna tell over over

again it's going to be like a Christmas carol

I the Passion Play I think there's going to be more versions a carey as we get

older and I know when they're like times I'm going to do it again

I think because the beats we know every single one of them we know

she's gonna get a period we know she's you know locked in a prayer closet as

you like about the the judge can discover her powers that you can make

the kid on the bike fall over the you know the prom date in the pig's blood

and I get the we know all the steps

arm so I think it's just bits become this sort of universal

Mitt that said this movie is not

different enough from the previous versions to really pop on its own

and I thought I don't know quite why it exists 31

a recent story to a whole new generation necessarily a bad thing is

still here away in a lot of ways but when it gets right that the first one

that right to you

and I felt so sad in at the way

felt the first time too because she's like this wounded animal

sure right before she realized she had her powers she's just like this will get

scared little creature

and even when she last saw a smidgen and happiness

yeah nature cell volume of these people in the slightest way it all comes

crashing down one's coming right literally comes crashing down on her and

that is what is so heartbreaking

right although this it works both ways insurer me not to get into spoilers this

movie does

I allow for our

pat or even say this without saying it I

there's a safe landing didn't know that that the ending and the prompting both I

think there's a sensible absolve

almost nihilistic injustice me original one where this one's a little softer

but I that's also a she gets more

have a net era then I'm I want to get it

I want a guy like you would buy bread but near the end is bigger screen it is

prepared and yeah and her powers are are

bigger I'm a she can stay per foot and cause a crevice

minoso thats Astri in a scrap to cars going to

it's pretty amazing I'm but you know i IIIi like lawyers more it's a lot i mean

I don't buy her as the Wounded Bird as much as this is basic but she's

she still terrific Julian more

not quite a patch on on you know Piper Laurie I mean that such a

incredible performance and I don't think she has the just the the force

I love will too kind have a to trip to make a res horrifying or disorder

represent the kinder almost crazy religious ecstasy that

the the piper laurie would have a certain point that made her all the

scarier

anybody there they were both creepier in the original the perhaps your

has there was novelty to it that look at this with the true he read it existed

drew

have the comparison to make yeah I think they would see more than

sufficient US I do question the Castaic Lake respuesta because

is really hard to make her look dumb P yes exactly beautiful girl the day after

this and and and

kick-ass 2 I wish somebody would write her

I heather's or a mean girls cuz I think she's though these bitches

this these are the clothes she's come a kind of high school movies at this point

and she doesn't really well and I think you'll be fun to see her can't play

against type and do something with that an edge to work I will say that the

other kids are

kinda forgettable I mean you watch Federer is a movie in in nineteen times

according to his work

generally speaking seeing Amy Irving and John Travolta and William Patton

PJ soles and Nancy Allan for the first time in the really register

and these guys all look like II could not become a lineup they all look like

they could be on some CW shopping at the

the blonde girl the one group playing sue no

like strikingly beautiful could be never cry me a bitch model or whatever yes and

but they do what they have to do is service and the story and

know they're they're fine I'm just saying they don't you know where my

review I actually site

you know sunset boulevard they had faces the Hamaoka

these kids II got another you know I'm noncombatant all day and get the yes

although they pointed out that Porsche doubleday was pretty good as the

as the villainous is Chris because she has resting bit race

week how you did dressing which faces were everywhere were even in repose at

like

not and her name is pushed a double go through president I get what youre

number

I given if straight up five penn it going down the middle its it is well

done for what it is

I don't know that it needed to be made at all I can look better than you did I

give it a sec sorry I just 5.5

there is no 2-minute tomato meter score yet cuz they just showed it to us last

night

yes it is an alleged embargo I don't know why they didn't have taken as a

delegate

care no it's not terrible and and and believe me in the

scale and scope classic horror movies being remade in the last five or 10

years it's a

were really good one but it here anyway so by the time this goes up there will

be a tomato meter

so go check it out I