What?

怎樣？

Was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?

剛剛有地震嗎？還是你撼動了我的世界？

Hi, Kong.

嗨，我叫康。

Sorry, do you have a band-aid?

不好意思，你有OK蹦嗎？

No, I don't. I'm sorry.

不，我沒有耶，抱歉。

Oh, that's okay. I just scraped my knee falling for you.

沒關係，我剛才拜倒在你的石榴裙下時，磨破了膝蓋。

-Oh, my god. -Oh, my god.

-我的天啊！ -我的天啊！

Did you really just say that?

你剛剛真的那樣講嗎？

Did you really just say that?

你剛剛真的那樣講嗎？

Do you want my number?

你想要我的電話號碼嗎？

Fuck yeah, I do.

廢話，我當然想要。

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

如果我說錯的話請親我一下，恐龍還存在，對吧？

No.

不對喔。

Well, that sucks for me.

唉，我真笨。

No, no.

不行。

Did you just fart?

你剛剛放屁嗎？

No, maybe that was you.

沒有，應該是你吧。

'Cause you blew me away.

因為我被你美呆了。(blow away有被吹走的意思，也有驚豔的意思)

That was funny.

還蠻好笑的。

Come on.

拜託啦。

Give it back.

還給我。

What?

什麼東西？

Give it back.

還給我。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

My heart.

把我的心還我。

Shut up.

閉嘴。

Get out of here.

快滾。

What?

為什麼？

Here, write it down, babe.

這裡，寫下來吧，親愛的。

Let me write on your tits.

讓我寫在你的胸口上。

How am I going to see this?

這樣我要怎麼看？

Karen, you have to tell me what this number is.

Karen，你得告訴我這電話是幾號。

He's literally writing on my chest and I'm letting him.

他真的寫在我的胸口上，而且我竟然沒有阻止他。

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

See, I'm dating someone so I don't think he'd really...

其實我算穩定交往中，他應該會...

Shush...

噓...

Okay.

好吧！

What is your number?

你電話幾號？

My number is 3-1-0.

我的電話是310。

3-1-0.

310。

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

我可以幫你拍張照嗎？我想證明給朋友看天使真的存在。

Oh, that's so cute.

噢，太可愛了。

Sure.

好啊。

Do you mind taking our picture?

你可以幫我們拍照嗎？

There you go.

拍好了。

Cool.

太酷了。

-Thank you. -That's really sweet. I'm Hannah.

-謝謝。 -這真是太可愛了，我叫 Hannah。

Very nice to meet you. I'll put it on Facebook.

很高興認識你，我會放在臉書上。

-I'll tag you. -For sure.

-我會標記你。 -一定要的。

Hashtag, angel.

標記#天使。

Can I borrow your phone real quick?

我可以跟你借用電話一下下嗎？

Like uh, calling thing...?

要打電話嗎..？

Oh, yeah, the phone.

對啊，用電話。

-Thanks. -Yeah, no problem.

-謝謝。 -不客氣。

Hi, mom.

嗨，媽。

Yeah, I think I just met the girl of my dreams.

我想我遇到我的真命天女了。

Yeah. she's standing right in front of me.

對啊，她現在站在我面前。

Oh, my gosh.

噢，我的天啊。

Hey.

嘿。

Can I get directions?

可以跟你問路嗎？

I am not familiar.

我跟這邊不太熟。

Well, I need directions to your heart.

我想知道怎麼樣才可以直達妳的心。

Oh, what is your number?

你電話幾號？

Oh, 7-6-0.

760。

7-6-0.

760。

I have to stop you because...

我必須叫住你，因為...

I actually forgot the pick up line I'm supposed to use.

我忘記我要用什麼話搭訕你了。

Are you a parking ticket?

你是一張停車罰單嗎？

No.

不是。

Because you've gotten fine written all over you.

因為你從頭到腳都寫著完美（fine也是罰單的意思）

If I had five cents for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you...

如果我每看到一個像你一樣漂亮的人，就可以得到5分錢的話...

I would have 5 cents.

那我就只有5分錢。

Thanks.

謝謝。

Hi.

嗨。

Question: I have to say my love for you is like diarrhea.

我有個問題：我必須說，我對你的愛就像腹瀉一樣。

I just can't hold it in.

我無法控制。

Nice pick up line.

很好的搭訕手法。

Give me a hug.

給我一個擁抱。

All right.

好的。

Now, give me your number.

現在，給我你的電話號碼。

No, I'm going to class.

不，我要去上課了。

Why?

為什麼？

Excuse me.

不好意思。

Do you have the time?

你有時間嗎？

It is 12.

現在是十二點。

No, no, no-- the time for me to take your number down.

噢不，不，你有時間讓我寫下你的電話號碼？

Oh.

噢。

What race are you, by the way?

對了，你是什麼種族的人？

I'm white.

我是白人。

I'm German, Swedish, Czechoslovakian.

我有德國、瑞士、捷克斯洛伐克血統。

Really?

真的喔？

Mm-hmm.

恩～

I would have thought you were Jamaican.

我以為你是亞買加人。

Really?

是嗎？

What would have made you think that?

為什麼你會這樣想？

Because you're making me crazy. (Jamaican me crazy，音似 you are making me crazy)

因為你讓我瘋狂。

Excuse me.

不好意思。

Do you know if there's an airport nearby?

你知道這附近有機場嗎？

An airport nearby?

這附近的機場？

Yeah, or was that just my heart taking off because you walked past?

對啊，還是說我的心起飛，是因為你走過我身邊？

Oh, my gosh.

噢，我的天啊。

If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

如果你是一張紙上的文字，你將是一字千金。

Hey, that was a good one.

嘿，這還不錯。

Yeah?

是嗎？

Now, what is your number?

你電話多少？

9-1-6.

9-1-6。

-9-1-6. -Mm-hmm.

-9-1-6。 -嗯哼。

All right, what is it?

好的，幾號？

8-0-5.

805。

8-0-5.

805。

Okay, what is your number?

你電話多少？

3-2-3.

323。

3-2-3.

323。

5-5-9.

559。

5-5-9.

559。

It's 6-6-1.

661。

Hi.

嗨。

I have to ask, I love this rolling backpack.

我必須問你，我好喜歡這個拉桿後背包。

And um, I felt like if, um, let me ask you question.

而且，我覺得，我... 讓我問你一個問題。

Did you fall?

你跌倒過嗎？

Did it hurt?

會痛嗎？

What do you mean?

你是指什麼？

When you fell from the sky.

你從天上落下凡間的時候。

-No. -Hurts.

-不會。 -好痛。

Wow, that was a huge fail-- shit.

哇，這是個嚴重的失誤，可惡。

So we're doing cheesy lines say to people and we're filming it.

我們在路上用老套詞語把妹，而且我們有錄影。

Do you mind if we use that?

你介意我們使用剛才那段嗎？

Not at all.

不介意。

No, I think it's super cute.

我覺得很可愛。

Like, I wish more guys were actually forward and cute like that.

我希望有更多男生願意這樣主動，這樣很可愛。

Yeah.

耶。

So yeah, we're here to prove to guys that you can use cheesy pickup lines.

我們想證明給大家看，老套的把妹詞其實還是有用的。

Hell yeah, you can.

你當然可以啊。

Guys don't have the guts for anything anymore.

男生們現在都不太敢做這些事了。

They suck.

他們遜斃了。

Exactly.

真的。