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Woah, woah.
哇嗚,哇嗚。
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What?
怎麼了?
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Was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?
剛剛有地震嗎?還是你撼動了我的世界?
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Hi, Kong. Hi.
嗨,我叫康。嗨!
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Oh, sorry, do you have a band-aid?
喔,不好意思,你有OK蹦嗎?
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No, I don't. I'm sorry.
不,我沒有耶,抱歉。
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Oh, that's okay. I just scraped my knee falling for you.
喔,沒關係。我剛才拜倒在你的石榴裙下時,磨破了膝蓋。
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Oh my god. Oh my god.
我的天啊。我的天啊。
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Did you really just say that?
你剛剛真的那樣講嗎?
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Did you really just say that?
你剛剛真的那樣講嗎?
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Do you want my number?
你想要我的電話號碼嗎?
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Fuck yeah, I do.
廢話,我當然想要。
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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
如果我說錯的話請親我一下,恐龍還活著,對吧?
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No.
不對。
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Well, that sucks for me.
唉,我真笨。
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No, no.
不行啦。
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Did you just fart?
你剛剛放屁嗎?
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No, maybe that was you.
沒有,可能是你吧。
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'Cause you blew me away.
因為我被你美呆了。(blow away有被吹走的意思,也有驚豔的意思)
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That was funny.
還蠻好笑的。
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Come on.
拜託啦。
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Give it back.
還給我。
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What?
什麼東西?
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Give it back.
還給我。
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What are you talking about?
你在說什麼?
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My heart.
把我的心還我。
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Shut up.
閉嘴。
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Get out of here.
快滾。
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What?
為什麼?
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Here, write it down, babe.
這裡,寫下來吧,親愛的。
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Let me write on your tits. What's your name?
讓我寫在你的胸口上。你叫什麼名字?
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How am I going to see this?
這樣我要怎麼看?
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Karen, you have to tell me what this number is.
Karen,你得告訴我這電話是幾號。
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He's literally writing on my chest and I'm letting him.
他真的寫在我的胸口上,而且我竟然沒有阻止他。
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What's your name?
你叫什麼名字?
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See, I'm dating someone so I don't think he'd really...
其實我算穩定交往中,他應該會...
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Shhhh...(laughing)
噓...(笑)
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Okay.
好吧。
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What is your number?
你電話幾號?
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My number is 3-1-0.
我的電話是3-1-0。
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3-1-0.
3-1-0。
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Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
我可以拍張照嗎?我想證明給朋友看天使真的存在。
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Oh, that's so cute.
噢,太可愛了。
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Sure.
好啊。
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Do you mind taking our picture?
你可以幫我們拍照嗎?
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There you go.
拍好了。
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Cool.
太棒了。
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Thank you. That's really sweet. I'm Hannah.
謝謝。 這真是太可愛了。我叫 Hannah。
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Very nice to meet you. I'll put it on Facebook, I'll tag you.
很高興認識你。我會放在臉書上,我會標記你。
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For sure. Hashtag, angel.
一定要的。標記,#天使。
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Can I borrow your phone real quick?
我可以跟你借用電話一下下嗎?
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Like uh...(Oh, yeah, the phone.)...calling thing...?
是要...(啊,對,電話。)打電話嗎...?
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Thanks. Yeah, no problem.
謝謝。 不會,不客氣。
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Hi, mom.
嗨,媽。
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Ah, I think I just met the girl of my dreams.
嗯,我想我遇到我的真命天女了。
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Yeah. she's standing right in front of me.
對啊。她現在就站在我面前。
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Oh my gosh.
我的天啊。
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Hey.
嘿。
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Can I get directions?
可以跟你問路嗎?
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I am not familiar.
我跟這邊不太熟。
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Uh, well, I need directions to your heart.
呃,我想知道怎麼樣才可以直達妳的心。
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Oh, what is...what is your number?
喔,你...你電話幾號?
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Oh, 7-6-0.
喔,7-6-0。
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7-6-0.
7-6-0。
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I have to stop you because...
我必須叫住你,因為...
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I actually forgot the pick up line I'm supposed to use.
我忘記我要用什麼話搭訕你了。
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Are you a parking ticket?
你是一張停車罰單嗎?
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No.
不是。
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Because you've gotten fine written all over you.
因為你從頭到腳都寫著完美。(fine也是罰單的意思)
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If I had five cents for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you...
如果我每看到一個像妳一樣漂亮的人,就可以得到5分錢的話...
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I would have 5 cents.
那我就只有5分錢。
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Thanks.
謝謝。
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Hi.
嗨。
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Question, I have to say my love for you is like diarrhea.
我有個問題,我必須說,我對你的愛就像腹瀉一樣。
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I just can't hold it in.
我無法控制。
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Nice pick up line.
很好的搭訕台詞。
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Give me a hug.
給我一個擁抱。
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All right. Now, give me your number.
好的。現在,給我你的電話號碼。
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No, I'm going to class.
不,我要去上課了。
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Why?
為什麼?
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Excuse me.
不好意思。
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Do you have the time?
現在幾點了?
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It is 12.
現在是十二點。
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No, no, no, the time for me to take your number down.
噢不,不,你有時間讓我寫下你的電話號碼?
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Oh.
噢。
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What race are you, by the way?
對了,你是什麼種族的人?
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I'm white.
我是白人。
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I'm German, Swedish, Czechoslovakian.
我有德國、瑞士、捷克斯洛伐克血統。
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Really?
真的喔?
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Mm-hmm.
嗯哼。
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I would have thought you were Jamaican.
我以為你是亞買加人。
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Really?
是嗎?
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What would have made you think that?
為什麼你會這樣想?
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Because you're making me crazy.
因為你讓我瘋狂。(音似 you are making me crazy)
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Excuse me.
不好意思。
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Do you know if there's an airport nearby?
你知道這附近有沒有機場嗎?
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An airport nearby? Yeah.
這附近的機場?嗯哼。
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Or was that just my heart taking off because you walked past?
對啊,還是說我的心起飛,是因為你走過我身邊?
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Oh, my gosh.
噢,我的天啊。
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If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.
如果你是一張紙上的文字,你將是一字千金。
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Hey, that was a good one.
嘿,這還不錯。
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Yeah?
是嗎?
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Now, what is your number?
是說,你電話多少?
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9-1-6.
9-1-6。
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9-1-6. Mm-hmm.
9-1-6。嗯哼。
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All right, what is it?
好的,幾號?
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8-0-5.
8-0-5。
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8-0-5.
8-0-5。
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Okay, what is your number?
好的,你電話多少?
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3-2-3.
323。
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3-2-3.
3-2-3。
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5-5-9.
5-5-9。
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5-5-9.
5-5-9。
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It's 6-6-1.
是6-6-1。
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Hi.
嗨。
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I have to ask, I love this rolling backpack.
我必須問你,我好喜歡這個拉桿後背包。
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And um, I felt like if, um, let me ask you a question.
而且,我覺得,我... 讓我問你一個問題。
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Did you fall?
你有跌倒嗎?
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Did it hurt?
會痛嗎?
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What do you mean?
你在指什麼?
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When you fell from the sky.
你從天上落下凡間的時候。
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No. Hurts.
不會。 好痛。
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Wow, that was a huge fail. Shit.
哇,這真失敗。可惡。
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So we're doing cheesy lines say to people and we're filming it.
我們在路上用老套詞語把妹,而且我們有錄影。
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Do you mind if we use that?
你介意我們使用剛才那段嗎?
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Not at all.
完全不會。
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No, I think it's super cute.
不會啊,我覺得很可愛。
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Like, I wish more guys were actually forward and cute like that.
就是說,我希望有更多男生願意這樣主動,這樣很可愛。
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Yeah.
耶。
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So yeah, we're here to prove to guys that you can use cheesy pickup lines.
所以說,我們想證明給大家看,老套的把妹詞其實還是有用的。
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Hell yeah, you can.
你當然可以啊。
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Guys don't have the guts for anything anymore. They suck.
男生們現在都不太敢做這些事了。他們遜斃了。
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Exactly.
真的。