If you could let your arms up for me.

Yep.

So that make me nervous at all?

Totally normal.

I should tell you that I have a a slight heart murmur.

Okay, Sometimes I'm an asthmatic.

I just want you to know I appreciate the open.

Honest.

Just get any of this was the machine.

And I'm allergic to shellfish.

Is your name Kevin Hart?

Yes, it is.

Are you 38 years old?

No, I'm 39.

Yeah.

Are you about to take a polygraph exam?

Okay.

Well, I'm gonna be honest to say I don't know what polygraph means.

No, I think a pap smear.

Yes.

Yes, I am about to take a polygraph.

Yes.

Well, let's get started, then.

Okey dokey.

I should want it bad.

Um, do you need to get out?

A piece of me Feels like I got.

Is he telling the truth?

Yeah.

Yeah, I am.

First up, let's talk about your life.

Argue five foot two.

Absolutely not.

54 five foot, three, 543 Kevin for two and 1/2 for two for two.

Let's try to tell the truth.

Yeah.

What are you self conscious about?

your height?

Yes, Yes.

Do you spend a lot of time looking in the mirror?

What?

Who?

What?

Who does that?

Who you talking like?

What?

Like like when I'm getting ready to tuck in my day.

You mean like brushing my hair or something?

That's a yes.

Then outside of that No, I'm not like in a car.

Looking at my I'll get it myself.

Maybe it may sometimes.

Sometimes I'm in the car.

Get it myself.

Um, outside of that.

Oh.

Do you like what you see when you look in the mirror?

What?

Yes.

Yes, I do.

With the exception of my teeth from a certain angle knows that I have very big front teeth.

I had Invisalign, but I stopped wearing it.

So teeth pop back to where they used to be.

So I got to go back.

A couple trays found out the hard way.

Do you go to the gym every day?

Yes, I do.

You can't tell you think this sweater is this puffy?

It's not.

It's my chest.

Who would you say is in better shape?

You forthis man, may 100% 100% you have to do is just look at our shoulders, Really.

My body's way better and he has a stupid head.

Buenas, stupid, shaded.

So the news is that bad?

Would you say there's no greater gift than being a parent?

I think that that is 100% true.

Um, being able to see young kids grow up and take on your mannerisms and your personality traits, uh, is the best thing in the world, you know, to see to see my kids mimic and do things that they get from me is it's funny.

It's funny, but it's just it's heartwarming.

So I agree.

Of your three Children.

Do you have a favorite?

That's not true that there's no way that kid, if I have a favorite kid, So don't even ask me that.

I love all my kids the same equally like you should.

Are any of them easier to parent than others I don't want you talking about?

I think, uh I think I'm very lucky and fortunate Tohave Ah have the kids that I have.

You know, uh, you know, I think they're all They're all gonna be fine.

So yeah.

Do your kids think you're funny?

No.

Up next comedy Do you think you're funny?

Yes.

Would you say you use humor as a coping mechanism?

Yes, I do.

I'm sad.

Why?

You said because I'm nervous.

Is that a nervous laugh?

Yes.

It is followed by a Poot.

Would you say you're funnier than this man?

Yes.

Definitely.

Funny onto Shaquille.

Anew.

Way funnier.

Not even close.

Are you funnier than this woman, Tiffany adage?

Yes.

Beat it, Tiffany.

Way funnier than you.

Would you say you're competitive with your humor.

You have to explain the question.

I don't understand the question.

Is it important to you to be funnier than other people?

Absolutely.

That I'm a person that shares the funny even with me saying I was funny.

And those two people, I was being silly.

Gotta share the funny, funny, funny.

As a family sport, it's not a personal sport can be individual, but is better as a team sport in your standup shows.

Do you have a standard response for hecklers?

Uh, because I'm so good.

I don't get hecklers.

I'm ahead.

Heckler in 14 years.

Wait, That's a lie.

That's a lie.

I caught myself before You tell me I like 12 years.

Well, what happened then Year 13 when I got a heckler.

Um, you had 13.

Was Was when I was one with his old lady.

Was in the front row.

1st 1 she should have been at the show.

Um, she just she shouldn't have been there, But I said a joke that she didn't like and I just heard ago.

Oh, baby, no.

And somebody said, Would you say, man, she's like, you need to find something else to do.

It was like an old voice.

You could tell she smoked a lot of cigarettes.

No, I never forget it.

What was your response?

Shut up, old lady.

Get your old ass out of here.

I mean, these jokes ain't for you.

Have you ever regretted how you handled a heckler?

No.

No.

Heck.

Lives of people that want attention.

So when they attempt to cut off or stop a comedy show with an outburst, the reason for doing that is with the hope an expectation of a comedian responding.

Um, there's a professional way to handle it.

It is unprofessional way.

I've always chose the unprofessional way because you give them what they want and make it spectacle out of it whether than trying to be professional.

Making it worse.

I have no regrets about the way of the family, but like I said, it has been a lot of moments.

No, let's talk about the fame.

Do you ever wish you weren't famous such a question?

Because, like a gift and a curse, uh, fame.

I could do it out because success is what I worked hard for.

I don't work hard for the fame, our car for the success and the fame comes with the success.

But I say it's a trick question is because it comes with the territory.

So I make the bed that I lay it.

I don't I don't mind it.

I don't mind the appreciation that comes with success.

A fan base is, uh, something that should be appreciated and embraced.

And I do appreciate those who support me.

I don't run away from it.

Would you say that you've become a better person now that you're rich?

No, I was always a good person.

Money never compromise while was as a person.

Money just compromised things that I'm able to do as a person.

Um, my integrity, who I am when I stand for how we treat people, how I am on the day today, That's never been different.

That's actually the one thing that I think people will tell you and the businesses that Kevin Hart is the same.

Do you have any specific green room or dressing room demand?

Absolutely.

So I don't know about Well, uh, bubble ally Buffalo wings bubble when you have to be in there.

Anything else?

Starburst, Um, just the red ones.

That's a That's a mindless, um, little turtles.

I'm in the turtles like the animal, not Roland's.

Just like little turtles that could just be on the countertops.

Curtains?

I'm big on white Kurds, just white curtains just so they could just take that one of currents were there before I get there.

That's about it.

They're happy with that.

And, uh, candles, big candles.

Rooty tooty.

Fresh and fruity.

It's, uh, it's a pain kicks in.

Do you buy your own groceries?

No.

I have been a supermarket in years.

I don't even know where one is this close to my house.

I apologize.

Would you call yourself self indulgent?

Define indulgent.

My vocabulary isn't their strong When I'm nervous.

No.

Uh No, no, not at all.

Kind of kind.

Do you think self indulgence is a bad thing because of who?

You ask who you're asking.

You asking me?

Did No.

No, I don't.

Some other people may say yes.

Final question.

At any point during this interview did you lie and we didn't catch you?

What I would have.

Why would I do that?

And I answer that.

That's stupid, because then there's no point in getting away with it.

I'll beat the machine.

I'm like Sharon Stone, but but but a black man with pants on?