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  • today I am wearing my Christmas letter like Christmas pants and my Christmas crunchy and you know what that means.

  • It's time for me to judge my relatives based on how much money they spent on me on a Christian holiday.

  • We're not even Christian, but capitalist interest have taken over America's.

  • We're gonna spend a lot of money on each other on things we don't really need.

  • All right, let's jump into it.

  • So let's start with my parents, who still don't know about my YouTube channel.

  • I really I really cut it close there because my aunt knows about my YouTube channel and texting my mom that I'm a YouTube star.

  • But she thought that my aunt meant that I'm a YouTube star because I edited videos for the sorry girl.

  • So, yeah, that is kind of a ticking time bomb, but in the meantime, let's see what they got me.

  • Honestly, it would not be Christmas without some socks.

  • This is what Jesus died for, Folks.

  • I used to be such a little bratty motherfucker about receiving socks for Christmas because I was like, you guys buy about formula around anyways.

  • But now that I'm in college and I actually have to spend real money on socks and clothing and basic necessities.

  • I actually really appreciate these, especially because these are much nicer socks that I would buy for myself.

  • Normally, I just buy the 20 pack from Costco, so thes are definitely a level up.

  • Let me let me do a little try on hold for you guys.

  • These ones are a nice low cut from Eddie Bauer.

  • They got a nice sport.

  • You look to them a low profile, sleek and aerodynamic durable construction.

  • Okay, this is turning into a foot fetish video.

  • I need to stop.

  • And then she also got me some of these little, like, sliding on songs of that special type of tiny banana sock that we all lie to ourselves, that they're going to stay on our feet.

  • But they never fucking stay on your feet because they're dining and soft were not meant to be like this.

  • Who decided that this is a secure way to pad your foot?

  • At the very least, like when they rub down my ankles will just be a little a little tiny, flaccid tow cover.

  • You know, my parents also got me.

  • Oh, no parents also got this little basket of chocolates, even chocolate shop back home that I would always go to when I was a kid and my grandmother Crow shade this little poop colored basket for me.

  • I also got this box of chocolates, but I may have eaten the majority of in the past day, but, um, we're gonna ignore that fact and pretend like I have some self control.

  • They also got me 50 spicy Dollar Reno's, which jokes aside, I actually really appreciate because ever since I was around 14 they've kind of given up on buying me real presence because I have very specific and very elusive taste.

  • So they just kind of been giving me money ever since.

  • Honestly, I hate the stigma.

  • That money isn't a good gift.

  • I feel like it's just been generated by commercial interest in America.

  • They want you to buy a gift card or like a bunch of useless shit instead.

  • And the last thing I got for my parents is this credit card.

  • Wait, let me just read you the numbers.

  • It's 610 I asked them to add me as authorized user all of their credit cards in order to help me build a credit score, which is probably damn, that is a fucking adult sentence.

  • But I'm 20 now.

  • I don't have a credit score, which is kind of problematic because I'm graduating college.

  • I'm trying to get my own apartment and stuff like that, so it would be nice to have one.

  • But it's been hard for me to get a credit card because if you're under 21 you need proof of income and my income sources are just from freelance work and from YouTube, so I don't have a set yearly or monthly or hourly wage that I can show the bank.

  • So that's been fun again.

  • I'm not actually spending money on these cords.

  • I'm just attached as a user on my parent's account so that I could build a credit score.

  • All right, I don't know why I just gave you guys like a lesson in financials, but really, I'm just giving you guys the greatest Christmas gift of all, which is financial literacy.

  • So you're welcome.

  • Oh, and they also don't be this little card, which I thought was very cute.

  • It's like a little porky pine building.

  • Merry Christmas out of pine needles is so cute.

  • Next up from my other relatives, my own uncle got me this giant pastry from Panera Bread.

  • They gave this to me in San Francisco, and then I had to pack it on to my carry on and lug like £3 of bread across the United States.

  • I haven't tasted it yet because I've been working my way through the chocolates, but it must be some type of sweet pastry situation.

  • There's icing on it.

  • There's carbs.

  • I'm gonna fucking love it.

  • Rest assured, later tonight, when I'm venting some Netflix, I will curl up in my bed and probably eat more of this.

  • I'd like to admit, probably the whole loaf.

  • I'm not gonna lie to myself.

  • So it is around three hours after I filmed that video and I've been editing it.

  • And lo and behold, I am hungry again.

  • So I thought I would open this baby up and do a little taste.

  • Test slash first impressions.

  • Last looks along with You guys definitely pronounced that wrong.

  • Yeah, I pretty much just owned £3 of cinnamon roll.

  • I was gonna call it dry, but there's a section in the middle with do.

  • It's like sugar redo.

  • Okay, that's one Goddamn, that's not fair.

  • And they also got me a Nordstrom gift card, which was very sweet.

  • I keep feeling the need to say thank you to the camera, even though none of my family members are ever gonna watch this, so I'm just like putting it out in the universe.

  • Thanks, guys.

  • And Leslie, I got this Hung Pao, which has ah, 100 spicy dollar Reno's in.

  • It isn't crashed to be showing you how much money I actually got.

  • I feel like that's a little obnoxious.

  • I'm sorry.

  • My point being is that this is from I believe I called her and be Campo for my aunt Lillian, depending on how white I'm feeling that day, it's my mom's on, and I literally like I don't remember who this lady is like.

  • She probably saw me last when I was, like, five years old, so I'm not even sure she recognizes me either.

  • But you know how the more distant your relatives are, the greater sums of cash they give you when they see you.

  • At least that's my family.

  • But anyways, this was very generous I'm gonna write her a really nice thank you note.

  • So that is everything that I got for Christmas So far, although probably around 1 to 2 weeks from now, I'm gonna get an email from Amazon saying that my other own uncle have given me a gift card, which is actually really useful because I buy way too much shit on Amazon that I don't need.

  • So I look forward to them, enabling my own healthy spending habits.

  • And then I didn't get anything for my other grandpa because he doesn't really remember who I am anymore.

  • Hash tag, relatable teen content.

  • Am I right, guys?

  • Real talk, though.

  • I feel like everybody has a grand parent who either has cancer or doesn't have their memory anymore or is struggling in some way because old age is really not graceful.

  • So my thoughts go out to over the grand parents out there.

  • So what the fuck?

  • This was supposed to be a happy video.

  • Stop that.

  • Suck up those tears, bitch.

  • Anyways, thank you so much to you guys for watching this weird ass video.

  • It was like a weird concept, but I thought I'd try it out, especially with social media and all these YouTubers who get like $5000 worth of gifts showered upon them every Christmas and birthday.

  • It's really easy to feel like your family isn't doing enough for you or you didn't get enough gifts or, like your family isn't rich and offer whatever bullshit.

  • But obviously the holidays are not just about gifts.

  • It's also about getting in his money petty arguments with your family as humanly possible over the course of a single week.

  • And it's also about appreciating time with people.

  • And I'm really grateful for everything that I got.

  • Even though he's like a little bit sarcastic about some event, I hope that you guys don't think that I'm a spoiled brat or anything like that.

  • I am really grateful to everybody who gave me stuff.

  • Oh, if you're wondering what I got for people for Christmas, I got my mom a pair of Ugg slippers because she's been wearing the same super worn out fuzzy slippers since literally like 10 years ago, when we still got the physical Christmas catalogs mailed to us, and we would like fill out a mail order for what we wanted from the Christmas catalog.

  • She got it from one of those, and they are worn thin.

  • So I got her some mugs and for my dad, I thought this was actually so so fucking cool.

  • It's a kid where you can construct your own 35 millimeter camera, which I thought was so cool because he's very good at building things.

  • And he also likes photography and stuff like that.

  • So hopefully we'll be able to take some cool pictures on it.

  • I also got David something, but we haven't seen each other get.

  • And I don't want to spoil it because he actually religiously watches all of my videos.

  • But I have something good plan for David to.

  • I'm gonna actually shut up.

  • Now, Thank you guys so much for watching.

  • And I will see you guys in the new year with a very special video, huh?

  • Wow.

  • Okay, that was weird.

today I am wearing my Christmas letter like Christmas pants and my Christmas crunchy and you know what that means.

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一個現實的 "我得到了什麼聖誕禮物 (a realistic 'what i got for christmas')

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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