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  • >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU

  • HERE.

  • I WANT TO THANK YOU, FIRST OF

  • ALL, FOR SENDING BURRITOS TO OUR

  • SHOW.

  • >> YOU ARE WELCOME, KIMMEL

  • STAFF.

  • >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOUR HUSBAND IS

  • THE CHEF WHO MADE THEM.

  • >> IT WAS VERY STRATEGIC ON MY

  • PART.

  • YOUR WIFE IS A BIG FAN OF THAT

  • BURRITO, AND MY HUSBAND IS THE

  • ONE WHO INVENTED THAT BURRITO,

  • AND WE THOUGHT WE'D SEND SOME

  • ALONG.

  • >> Jimmy: IT IS LIKE A CHRISTMAS

  • EVE TRADITION AT OUR HOUSE, FOR

  • LUNCH WE WILL HAVE THOSE

  • BURRITOS.

  • AND YOU'RE VERY TALENTED, TOO, I

  • DON'T WANT TO MAKE THIS ALL

  • ABOUT HIM.

  • I'M SURPRISED WE HAVEN'T MET

  • BEFORE.

  • HAVE YOU BEEN HERE TO THIS SHOW

  • BEFORE?

  • >> I'VE NOT BEEN ON THE SHOW,

  • BUT I HAVE BEEN HERE TO THE

  • SHOW.

  • IN 2007, WHEN I WAS LIKE REALLY

  • YOUNG.

  • I WAS IN THE GREEN MANY ROO.

  • Y

  • YOU HAVE LIKE YOUR BIG GREENROOM

  • PARTIES.

  • AT THAT TIME, NOW YOU'RE

  • MARRIED.

  • I TOTALLY GET IT.

  • I WAS HERE WITH A FRIEND AND HAD

  • TO LEAVE EARLY.

  • IT WAS SO GLAMOROUS WITH ALL

  • THESE FREE SNACKS EVERYWHERE.

  • IT WAS LIKE, JUST ONE MORE, I

  • PROMISE I WON'T -- AND I HAD TO

  • GO TO SAN DIEGO.

  • AND THEY DIDN'T PAY IN CASH, BUT

  • THEY LET YOU PICK AN ITEM OFF

  • THE MENU.

  • I REMEMBER MY SAD CHEVY BLAZER,

  • ONE DAY I'LL BE ON JIMMY KIMMEL,

  • AND I WON'T BE PAID IN CHICKEN

  • FINGERS!

  • AND TODAY IS THAT DAY, BUT THERE

  • WERE CHICKEN FINGERS.

  • >> Jimmy: IT'S EASY FOR PEOPLE

  • TO SEE, AND YOU'VE GOT

  • BILLBOARDS ON NETFLIX, ALL THESE

  • SPECIAL TH

  • SPECIALS AND SUCCESS.

  • IT'S A REMINDER YOU WERE DRIVING

  • TO SAN DIEGO ON A WEEK NIGHT.

  • >> ON A WEEK NIGHT.

  • AND I HAD A DESK JOB, JUST LIKE

  • EVERY YOUNG GIRL DREAMS AND

  • YOU'RE DOING SEVERAL SETS A

  • NIGHT WITH YOUR OWN MERCH AND A

  • DUFFLE BAG.

  • >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU FIRST DO

  • STANDUP?

  • >> I DID STANDUP ON A SHIP.

  • A SEMESTER AT SEA.

  • SHOUT OUT.

  • IT WAS LIKE AN OPEN MIC ON THE

  • SHIP WITH 600 OTHER STUDENTS

  • FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, LIKE

  • AN OPEN MIC NIGHT AND I GOT UP

  • AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE

  • INTERACTIONS BETWEEN ALL THE

  • FRAT GUYS AND THE SORORITY GIRLS

  • ON THE SHIP AND THAT CREATED THE

  • LENS THROUGH WHICH I LOOKED AT

  • SOCIETY.

  • IT WAS LIKE ME LOOKING AT ALL

  • THE GIRLS GETTING THE IDEA OF

  • APES.

  • GIRLS ARE LIKE, DID I LEAVE MY

  • STUDY BOOK IN HERE?

  • AND GUYS ARE LIKE, UH.

  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S VIDEO GAMES, I

  • HOPE.

  • >> IT WAS A GROUP.

  • UH.

  • >> Jimmy: SO PEOPLE WERE

  • ACTUALLY DOING SCHOOLWORK ON THE

  • SHIP?

  • >> THE CHILDREN THAT WERE THERE

  • ON ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIPS WERE.

  • THE REST OF US WERE GETTING

  • S-CANNED.

  • CAN I SAY THE S WORD?

  • AT PLACES LIKE THE TAJ MAHAL.

  • IT GIVE YOU A GLOBAL PERSPECTIVE

  • OF HOW THE REST OF YOUR LIFE'S

  • GOING TO BE.

  • >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS, HERE YOU

  • ARE NOW, IN A MOVIE WITH MARK

  • WAHLBERG.

  • >> I AM IN A MOVIE!

  • >> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL.

  • >> A VERY BIG DEAL.

  • >> Jimmy: HOW DID THAT COME TO

  • PASS?

  • >> I'D LOVE TO BE LIKE, THEY

  • JUST CALLED AND SAID CAN YOU ADD

  • YOUR MAGIC?

  • NO, I WENT TO AN AUDITION AND I

  • REMEMBER GETTING THE SIDES, AND

  • IT SAID DO NOT DO A BOSS DTON

  • ACCENT.

  • >> Jimmy: THE SIDES ARE A SMALL

  • PIECE OF THE SCRIPT.

  • >> A SMALL BIT.

  • AND IT SAID NO BOSTON ACCENT.

  • I'M LIKE, MARK WAHLBERG, I KNOW

  • IT'S GOING TO BE SHOT IN BOSTON,

  • I WON'T DO IT.

  • BUT THE LINE IS, EVERY DAY I

  • PRAY TO ST. JUDE FOR A REASON TO

  • LEAVE YOU.

  • AND I WAS LIKE, I CAN'T NOT DO A

  • BOSTON ACCENT AND INVOKE THE

  • NAME ST. JUDE.

  • I WAS LIKE, YOU GOT TO GO

  • BOSTON, GO BOSTON, GO BIG.

  • AND I WENT IN AND DID THE

  • ACCENT.

  • AND TANKED IT, OBVIOUSLY.

  • AND THEN A COUPLE WEEKS LATER WE

  • WERE SUPPOSED TO HEAR ON FRIDAY.

  • IF YOU'VE EVER AUDITIONED FOR

  • ANYTHING IT'S JUST LIKE FORGET

  • ABOUT IT, LIVE YOUR LIFE, AND

  • I'M LIKE, I CAN'T!

  • AND I HAD FLOWN TO BOSTON TO DO

  • A GIG.

  • IT'S FRIDAY AFTERNOON, I'M IN MY

  • HOTEL ROOM, AND I DYAZIECIDE, I

  • AGAINST EVERY MOLECULE GO MY

  • BODY, I TURN THE PHONE OFF,

  • THREE MINUTES LATER, I TURN IT

  • BACK ON U AN, AND I HAD A MISSEL

  • FROM MY AGENT.

  • OKAY, THEY'RE GOING TO TELL ME I

  • DIDN'T GET IT AND IT'S BEFORE I

  • GO ON STAGE.

  • COOL.

  • MY AGENT GOES, MARK WAHLBERG

  • WANTS TO CALL YOU, AND I'M LIKE,

  • I'M NOT WEARING ANY MAKEUP.

  • AND SHE WAS LIKE HE JUST WANTS

  • TO TALK TO YOU.

  • AND I WAS LIKE, THAT'S SO SWEET,

  • HE IS TAKING TIME OUT OF HIS DAY

  • TO LET ME KNOW I DIDN'T GET THE

  • PART.

  • WHAT A JACGENTLEMAN.

  • THEY CONNECT ME, AND I WENT TO

  • SCHOOL IN BOSTON.

  • WE HAD A TV THAT SAT ON A

  • WHEELCHAIR.

  • NOW I'M OVERLOOKING THE BOSTON

  • COMMON, WOULDN'T IT BE

  • WONDERFUL?

  • HE'S LIKE HEY, HE HAS A PRETTY

  • GOOD BOSTON ACCENT.

  • AND THEN IT GOT QUIET, OKAY,

  • YOU'RE HOT.

  • AND HE GOES, HE JUST GOES, SO,

  • ARE YOU READY TO GET CRAZY WITH

  • US?

  • AND IN HOLLYWOOD, IT'S SUCH A

  • LIKE, WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH WE'RE

  • NOT HIRING YOU.

  • SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE

  • LEGALESE IS FOR ARE YOU READY TO

  • GET CRAZY, I'M LIKE, DO I HAVE

  • THE GIG?

  • I NEED TO HEAR IT.

  • HE'S LIKE, YEAH.

  • WE'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE WEEKS.

  • AND I'M LIKE, YES!

  • AND I SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT

  • SECURITY SEPTEMBER SONT SOMEONEE

  • SURE I'M OKAY.

  • I'M LIKE, I'M OKAY!

  • >> Jimmy: IT'S A MIRACULOUS

  • STORY, FROM SAN DIEGO TO THE

  • SEA.

  • >> FROM CHICKEN FINGERS TO

  • BOSTON COMMONS.

  • >> Jimmy: ILIZA SHLESINGER!

  • "SPENSER CONFIDENTIAL" IS

  • AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX A WEEK FROM FRIDAY.

>> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU

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