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  • What’s up everybody. Welcome back to my channel.

  • Today I’m naked and I’m just trying to live my life.

  • So, I have something really special today.

  • One of my favorite fashion brands who have now,

  • of course, entered the beauty world a few years ago,

  • Christian Louboutin Beauty has put out some brand new products for the eyes.

  • So if youre wondering, “Jeffree, where’s your eyelashes? Where’s your mascara?

  • ? Where’s your eyeliner?” I’m about to try on some products that involve all of that.

  • So I just kind of did my makeup very minimal,

  • enough where I can try on everything but still not look like you know, a dead mole rat.

  • So, I’m really excited because Louboutin isoh god, they make the dopest shit.

  • So just to recap in case youre like, “What the fuck is that brand?”

  • If youve ever seen someone wearred bottoms,” this is the brand.

  • Now, look at this loafer. If youre not obsessed with this shoe like I am, log off.

  • But no, on a real level guys, this speaks to my soul.

  • Fashion is like, you know, theyre like all pieces of art to me.

  • So, Christian Louboutin puts out shoes, high heels, loafers, sneakers,

  • and they also put out amazing bags.

  • I mean look at that pink color, are you kidding me?

  • That might be the color of the inside of my vagina.

  • But anyway, today were going to get back to makeup, of course.

  • We are going to be reviewing and testing out a $75 eyeliner and a $70 mascara.

  • Yes! A brand that’s ballzy enough to price point their makeup that high.

  • But, uh, I mean youre paying for the name of course. Youre paying for the stunning packaging.

  • But, does the formula work? Were, of course, about to try it out.

  • So this is one of the cute little PR packages that it comes in.

  • Now I also got some on my own because there are more shades than just what came here today.

  • So, this is the packaging for the eyeliner. Oh my god!

  • Were just gonna take it out of the box because I am shookith down to my soul.

  • Look at this, it looks like a dangerous weapon.

  • Now, everything that I showed you already has spikes on it.

  • Their brand is very deadly. It looks very dangerous. I mean this is everything.

  • Now, if you’d seen their nail polishes on Sephora or all over the internet,

  • you’d know the nail polish wand had this crazy spike as well.

  • And then of course, their lipsticks look, like amazing jewels

  • out of a you know a queen or a king’s entire life.

  • And I just think that the packaging itself, it’s beautiful.

  • Now, the mascara, oh my god.

  • Okay, so I picked this up the other day and I was like, “This box is like heavy.”

  • This mess scares you guys, first of all probably the prettiest mascara I’ve ever seen in my life.

  • It is heavy! I’m talking heavy like this is like… I don’t know if this is like

  • real metal or what kind of material it is but, it is like, “Da-da-damn!”

  • This one feels a little lighter than this one. This is like a weight, like a paper weight.

  • And this one is kind of like, more normal.

  • Um, so today we are going to be testing out both of these on my eyes.

  • Now, I only have one shade of mascara, of course in the black.

  • But I also have two other colors; so this is actually, literally, red.

  • Because you know, the iconic, of course, red from all of their shoes got turned into a liner.

  • So, red liquid liner, which really, not quite a lot of brands done that before. .

  • So, I’m excited to test out this guy. And then there’s also two more shades,

  • which are dark navy blue and pitch black. Which I cannot wait to try these on my eyes.

  • So, if you guys want to see me test out the new Christian Louboutin makeup, then keep on watching.

  • So this guy, which oh my god, I almost poked out my eye.

  • his is the vinyle luminous ink liner. So this does retail for $75.

  • Good lord, Jesus take the wheel! This brand is very prestigious and you know,

  • you are of course going to be paying for the name.

  • Like a lot of products I’ve reviewed before.

  • But, I am going to give you folks a little tid bit about this product.

  • Obviously I’ve never used it before. So, this product says that it was inspired by patent leather,

  • a brilliant leather iconic to the house of Christian Louboutin.

  • This finish is now introduced by the designer for the eyes.

  • Okay, so basically this is; now, you know I like to read the website because all the claims

  • are important because if it doesn’t work or if it does that is what is going to tell us.

  • Okay, well this is what it’s supposed to do, here is what it’s doing or not doing.

  • So, this product is highly pigmented ink with a glossy sheen for the eyes that are lined with intensity.

  • So, you know a lot of times when liners dry they are matte black or they are matte.

  • This one is of course allegedly going to have a glossy finish.

  • It’s soft and flexible texture ensures that the formula applies with integrity.

  • Oh! I’ve never heard a brand say, “Integrity,” before in their description; I like that.

  • Faceted like a precious stone and slender like a dagger with clean lines paying homage to calligraphy.

  • Okay, I love, I mean, I’m a packaging whore.

  • If youve been watching my channel for a while you know this bitch loves some good packaging.

  • It also says, it’s innovative flocked applicator delivers the finest colour payoff

  • and ultimate precision without needing to be reloaded, allowing for both fine lining and bold tracing

  • All-day wear. Smudge-proof. Smear-proof. Humidity resistant. God damn!

  • I feel like I’m at the doctor right now.

  • Like I mentioned before, there are three shades.

  • And that’s it. So also, in case people want to know about the, like ounces and stuff.

  • This has 0.135 fluid ounces, which is 4 milliliters.

  • Um, alright, I think it’s time to test this mother fucker out!

  • Now, of course the hand has a different texture than the eye,

  • so I’m going to just quickly swatch the colors on my hand for you all to see.

  • First color I’m just dying to go in. I just love black liner. So, this color is called, Coal.

  • Great. So, it looks something like this. And of course, this unscrews and there she is, work.

  • Alright so, the applicator I’m just gonna show this to you right here and it’s very slender and fine.

  • So, I’m just gonna take this on the back of my hand and let’s do one little swipe.

  • Holy shit that isoh wow that is dark black! Um, okay, work! I’m just gonna kind of trace the lines here.

  • That is a very nice pay off. Okay, cool, amazing. Let’s swatch the navy blue one.

  • Now this one is called, Lady Twist. That’s a cute name and I don’t really know what color this is.

  • Oh! It is literally like navy in here. Okay, cool. So, let’s give this one a little swatch.

  • Oh wow! The color is cool. It looks to be a little more streaky than the black one.

  • It says youre really not supposed to dunk back in, but I might do that anyway.

  • But the color’s cool; it’s almost like a… I thought it was going to be more like navy but it’s more like a hot teal type of color.

  • And now, you know, I’ve been dying to try this red. This is the rouge Louboutin liner

  • and let’s see what she looks like. Oh, wow! Alright, and let’s give her a swatch.

  • Oh, wow! That is hot red!

  • The red one looks to be, I don’t know, were obviously going to try it on the eyes.

  • I don’t want something is really streaky or kind of streaky yet, but on the hand it does look a little more,

  • I guess less opaque than the other two, but were going to let this dry for a second.

  • Alright, so it’s been about five minutes, and this I think dried completely. I’m just going to press it hard with my fingers,

  • nothing really. Let me go down, literally nothing. Like were talking, what’s up hand, how you doing girl?

  • Wow, okay. I mean it said smudge-proof and smear-proof and that is definitely accurate.

  • This sh*t is fucking dry. Now, it’s only fair to test it out on my eyes.

  • So, I’m going to grab the black one. Shade called Coal. And I’m just going to grab a mirror here.

  • Yes. I’m just going to go directly in here. Alright, here we go.

  • I mean that is some black liner y’all.

  • Okay, now it says that youre really not supposed to dunk again.

  • I think it justbut I’m going to go in one more time in here.

  • Quick little side note, is that the actual brush,

  • I just wish it was almost more like thicker at the base and then it like came to more of a point.

  • It’s not like letting me put eyeliner on as best to what I’m normally use to.

  • But let me, ah, finish and then I’ll tell you the rest.

  • Alright, the liner is dry. Now let me just give you some quick thoughts.

  • Or, I think I actually want to try out the red one first to see but,

  • it’s one of those formulas where you can kind of feel it on your eye, if that makes sense.

  • Like it’s not so lightweight where it’s like non-existent. It’s definitely like has a more heavy feel.

  • You can kind of feel it on; not like that’s a bad thing.

  • I can just tell from one eye that this is a little more heavy I guess if you will.

  • Now, the brush I think is maybe my only complaint about applying it.

  • I think it could have went on a little more smoothly. It’s just kind of like a little more;

  • I don’t know I had to kind of finesse it a little bit.

  • But when they say smudge-proof, like this shit is not coming off which is amazing.

  • So, I’m going to actually try the red liner on the other eye. So, I’m about to look a little funky if you will.

  • Let’s give this one a whirl.

  • Alright, now I’m going to be doing one more dunk in here.

  • Alright you guys, the red is dry and on my eye. I kind of love this two-toned liner effect going on here.

  • So, this one had the same kind of brush moment where I wasn’t like obsessed with the brush.

  • But the product went on, I think even a little better than it looked on my hand.

  • Obvious my eye, you know the skin on my eyelid is a little more nice than the hand.

  • But, I love this shade. It definitely was not streaky. I think the color pay off was good.

  • I’ve never really worn hot red eyeliner before. I’m kind of in to it to be really honest.

  • Wow! Okay. I’m pleasantly shocked at red liner. I did not know what to expect at all

  • and I am pleasantly surprised. So, cool.

  • OK, I’m gonna see how this wears after we try the mascara. So, let’s move on.

  • Next product I’m going to be trying out is their mascara.

  • So, this is called the Lash Amplifying Lacquer mascara.

  • Now, there’s also a bunch of crazy French words;

  • you guys know I always botch them, I’m not even going to try.

  • I’m not going to try to say that because y’all gonna slap me across my mouth.

  • So, basically this says, the product description. It’s supposed to deliver a dramatic volume,

  • enhancing the definition, length, lift and curl of the lashes.

  • Provides highly concentrated pigments for fierce color

  • that sets with a luminous finish for impactful color that last all day.

  • So basically, I can suck a dick with this and mymascara won’t run down my face. Thank you, Jesus.

  • Alright, it also says, it’s designed with a brush uniquely

  • comprised of both vertical and horizontal bristles

  • to ensure smooth and precise application. Okay, well, were gonna test that out in a second.

  • The bristles at the tip, of course, at the tip of the brush lift and shape even the smallest of lashes.

  • This packaging is intricately ribbed brass which is reminiscent of Art Deco architecture.

  • I mean, you already know I’m obsessed with this packaging.

  • It’s fold silhouette is topped with a delicate black shiny crown dressed in spikes

  • and is encased in a jewelry-like box. All-day wear.

  • Flake-proof, smear-proof and again