(beast growling)

(wheel clicking)

- Welcome to Good Mythical Mor-beez.

- Hey, let's check our voicemail.

We got a voicemail. - Love our voicemail.

- [Luke] Hey, Rhett and Link,

this is Luke from Irmo, South Carolina,

y'all's neck of the woods.

I just wanted to say that Rhett, you're not that tall.

I'm six foot nine and I was 6'7", your height,

way back when I was in high school.

So, I thought I'd throw a little bit of shade

from the south of y'all's neck of the woods.

And Link, I love your hair.

- Thank you man.

Wow, Luke, come on over, man.

Visit me in LA, we can hang.

- Luke is really low-key.

- You know what?

Don't feel bad about not being as tall as him, man.

It's not the end of the...

You know what will cheer you up?

- You know what?

I can get surgery.

- I'm gonna give you your own Orbeez beard.

- You got, there's...

- These are Orbeez-branded spa, or novelty items.

We're gonna test 'em all out,

but first we're gonna, we're gonna,

we're gonna chop our beards.

- My beard's too big for me.

- So, this is a Orbeez hand spa.

Literally, it's branded by Orbeez.

How much does this piece of crap cost?

- [Crew Member] 20 bucks.

- 20 bucks?

- 20 bucks, man.

- Um, let's see here.

- Slice it.

(scissors snipping)

- Go into the...

Oh, you're bouncing a lot.

- This one's for you, Luke.

(crew laughing)

- Oh yeah.

And you know how much we paid for that?

Probably 60 cents.

Wait, you can leave the rest.

Oh, it's gonna slowly trickle?

Here, chop me.

- Let me get 'em...

- Whoa, how about that?

- Get 'em neat.

Why did we let him have scissors?

- Ho ho ho-orbee.

I'm really gonna have to squeeze to get...

(crew chuckling)

(both laughing)

- There's more fun.

- We got all these toys and this is what we're playing with.

Oh, I bursted it on myself.

Ooh yeah.

- Wow.

- All right, now...

Ooh, I got some down my shirt here.

So let's, I mean we got these stress balls here.

- First of all, let's-

- These are all around my house, Lando makes these.

- Let's set the mood, cut your lamps on.

- Oh, I got a lamp.

- And can we hit the spa music please?

(gentle music plays)

- Where's the button?

- They sell this and expect people to like it?

- Does it work?

- Orbeez.

We've got the meats.

♪ - Stick your hand in the thing. ♪

Look at this, look, look.

The whole thing is moving.

- Same thing happened to me.

♪ - You're not supposed to put this thing in Orbeez, ♪

♪ in order to then put your hand in the Orbeez. ♪

- [Stevie] Rhett, your beard is still attached to your hair.

- I know, Stevie.

- [Stevie] Oh, I thought that your hair is just so long,

at this point you couldn't feel past a certain point.

- I mean, does this cost $20?

Seriously?

- My hand's too big.

- I mean, I'd be tempted to take this home

and let Lando play with it because he loves this Orbee crap,

but I just don't want even more Orbeez

all over my floorbeez, you know what I'm saying?

- I think, that one's so-

- This is, this is ridiculous.

- So small, this one is more my speed here.

- Well, that's a...

- No no, this is for hands.

- That's for feet, bud.

- No no, that one's for feet.

Is it the same one?

When this was handed to me, I was told

it was for hands.

- [Stevie] No, that is for feet.

- They're both for feet.

- I thought it was for feet.

- So, you put your feet in here, but watch.

When you turn it on, it circulates the Orbeez

on top of your feet.

How much does this cost?

30 dollars?!

You and your mango shoes.

Look, this almost looks edible.

- Well, why don't you try it.

- All right, I'll take mine off.

- I don't think you're supposed...

I think you're supposed to be ground level

'cause I can't get my foot...

- I'm just gonna go with one foot.

- Ooh, that feels good.

- Oh yeah, whoo!

Now, this actually does feel better than

the thing with the hand

but there's not really much massage.

I mean, if you wiggle your toes

there's kinda like a massaging sensation, but...

- [Rhett] I like it.

(pulsing music)

- Ohhh.

We're like the Blue Man Group, but with Orbeez.

Give me that.

- This?

Why'd the beat go away?

- My foot's stuck.

Ooh! God.

(triumphant music)

- Put your face down there.

What's happening to your glasses?

One whole side of your glasses is Orbeez

- Oh, my ear!

My ear, cut the music!

Cut the music!

Cut the music!

Turn off the device!

I can't, I got a Orbee in my left ear.

I can't get it out.

(crew laughing)

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Put your hand down there and see if you can get it.

No, don't hit it, catch it.

- [Rhett] Here, let me use these scissors.

- I got a Orbee stuck in my ear, guys.

- You know what?

It'll dissolve over time.

Look at this, you thought this was just a bowl of water.

- [Link] Oh, there's more than one.

- [Rhett] It's clear Orbeez.

- [Link] Oh, snag.

It's way in there.

There's a friggin' Orbee in my ear.

- You know how you get Orbeez out?

It's just like glue, you have...

It's like gum.

- Take this seriously.

- You gotta stick another Orbee in there.

- Shut up!

- To grab that one Orbee.

- Somebody get a, yeah.

- Here, I'll suck it out.

- Now don't suck too hard, I'm serious.

- Okay.

- Hey, hey, I'm serious now.

There's a Orbee stuck in there.

- I'm gonna get it, man.

- I'm gonna hold it.

- I'm like a doctor.

- Turn this off!

- Turn this off!

- I'm gonna hold this.

- Why you gonna get?

- [Stevie] Wait, let him look in your ear.

- Yeah, let me... - Can you see?

Do you see a Orbee in there?

There's a Orbee, man.

- You know what?

I don't know if it's good news or bad news

but I do not see an Orbee in there, oh God.

- I swear to you, there's an Orbee in there.

- All right, place this Orbee (laughs)...

Place this straw-

- Switch seats, 'cause I wanna, switch seats.

- Place this straw on the Orbee

and when you get it nice and secure, I'll suck on it.

- But, gently.

- I'm not gonna suck your ear out.

- I'm kinda scared, so...

- There's nothing to be worried about,

you have a straw stuck in your ear

and your best friend's about to suck on it.

- All right, now if you suck too hard you might choke.

It'd be really bad if like,

either I'm gonna go down or you're gonna choke and die.

- I'm not in any danger, man.

I'm not the one who should be worried.

- I'm worried about me, too!

- Okay.

- Now don't push on the straw, suck gently now.

Ooh.

Oh, why did you blow?!

- I didn't blow.

- Did you blow?

- No, I sucked, man.

You're crazy.

- It felt like you blew.

- I sucked!

I'm (laughing) only sucking.

- Suck is in!

- I'm only (laughing)...

Suck is in!

- Blow is out, suck is in.

- I sucked, man, I'm sucking.

I swear I'm sucking.

I'm only sucking, I'm not blowing.

- It felt like it, it really felt like it was blowing.

- No, and I think you made good contact.

I think there was a seal for a second

but you got too jumpy.

- Well, I don't...

Ooh.

- Ugh.

(crew giggling)

- What's it taste like?

Smarts?

- Get it onto the Orbee.

- Don't talk into the straw!

- I'm not.

- You're yelling into the damn straw!

Here.

If you're gonna talk, talk that way

and use a whisper.

- Okay, gosh, I'm just trying to help you, man.

Let your doctor help.

- Did you--

- If you just let somebody help you, it would be okay.

- Well, I'm a little frazzled.

- I think I had it for a second.

(straw squeaks)

- Did you hear the noise it made?

It whistled.

(crew laughing)

- Well, no, no, no.

- [Stevie] No, no, no, don't.

- Don't do that.

- Suck again.

(straw squeaks)

What?

Do you hear that noise?

- Yeah, it's the--

- Did you "Ooh," in that? - Okay, let's--

- It's "Ooh," is what it sounds like.

Ooh! That loud.

Ooh!

- I know.

Let me explain what's happening.

This is coming in contact with the Orbee,

and I'm sucking, and that is creating a noise,

like a reed.

It's not me, I'm not making a noise.

- [Stevie] Let me see.

- Let Stevie, like, shine a light in it.

Can you see it?

- [Stevie] No, I don't see anything.

- It's deep, it's deep in there.

- What color is it?

- [Stevie] Are you sure?

'Cause if it is, then we have to go somewhere.

- No, I think a Orbee just dissolves over time.