And this is a segment we're going to call--

and we're going to do it with all the candidates.

I'm having all the other candidates on

and we're going to play this game with all of them.

It's called Candidly Candid Candidates.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Wow.

It was uplifting music.

All right.

Presidential.

If you had to pick another democratic candidate

to be stuck on a deserted island with, who would it be and why?

I think I'm going to go with Bernie.

Bernie?

Yeah.

Why?

Because we'd never run out of conversation.

True.

All right.

What's the strangest thing you've had to do or try

on the campaign trail?

Have you ever heard of a Bacon Ball BLT?

Nope.

That's a thing at the Iowa State Fair.

It's about this fourth out of about nine things

that I experienced that I will never

forget at the Iowa State Fair.

Can you explain to us what's going on in this video?

OK.

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHS]

What are you trying to do there?

So I was with Congresswoman Annie Kuster

who is a supporter of ours in New Hampshire,

affectionately known as "Annie Raise the Roof Kuster."

It's been pointed out to me by the internet

that this is not the same thing as this,

which is why, as a general rule, I do not attempt to dance.

OK.

[LAUGHS]

Judge Judy will be on my show in a couple of weeks.

She has come out in support of Michael Bloomberg?

Is there anything you want to say to her?

Yes, I would like to file an appeal

and I would like to enter evidence the content of the Las

Vegas debate.

OK.

[APPLAUSE]

Woo!

I learned a lot that--

what's something from home you definitely

want in the White House?

Our dogs, Truman and Buddy.

All right.

Oh, there they are.

Yeah.

All right.

I'm asking all the candidates this,

but Obama gave me the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

What will you give me?

A big hug.

I'll take it.

On a scale of one to 10, rate Colin Jost's

impression of you on SNL.

I'll give it six and a half.

We actually went to college with Colin.

So if you could have told us that--

we weren't very close, but I knew him.

If you could tell us like--

we were in the same dorm.

So I can just imagine some scenario

where we're probably standing in line next to each other

in the cafeteria.

And if you could have told us that he'd be playing

me on SNL--

And you'd be running for president.

Wow.

That's amazing.

What's the most rebellious thing you did as a teenager?

I can't imagine anything.

But go try and come up with something.

[LAUGHS]

I can't even imagine you--

I can't imagine you as a teenager.

You look like you've always--

like, I can't imagine you as a baby.

You just seem like you're an old soul, like you've always

been this age.

[LAUGHS]

I don't know.

I guess playing electric guitars isn't rebellious.

Except I was supposed to be, like, studying piano

and decided I was into guitar instead.

Kept doing the piano.

That's--

God, you're wild.

You are wild!

[LAUGHS]

You were supposed to be playing piano

but you played electric guitar instead.

God!

I am who I am.

Did you get caught?

[LAUGHS]

Who is your favorite talk show host?

We know that.

Yeah, that's you.

What is the one thing you forget to do more than--

You know what else I did in high school?

I decided-- this isn't that rebellious.

But I had a sideburn phase.

And I think, as I look back on it,

that might have been a kind of my idea of a rebellion.

How long were the sideburns?

Long enough.

Like, mutton chop things?

Not quite mutton chop level.

No?

No.

Just long sideburns.

Yeah.

What year was this?

This is about '99, 2000.

Oh, that's too late to make an excuse for.

Yeah.

What's one thing you forget to do more often than anything

else?

Ooh, I think Chasten probably knows the answer to this more

than I do.

What does he forget to do?

Laundry, dishes.

Wow, they were right there, ready to go.

Should I come-- I can come--

All right.

Please come back any time.

I'd love to.

Any time you're in town.

And no matter who you vote for, please remember to vote.

We'll be back.