(upbeat electronic music) (laughter)

- Hey y'all (gibberish) look what it is! Piggy.

I don't know what that is. (laughter)

All right, we are back at Roblox once again.

Whoa, creepy piggy. Whoa! Kind of looks like Granny,

is that what this is supposed to be?

It's Granny but she was bacon in the heat. (laughter)

Get it? Pig jokes, pig puns. All right, let's just

jump right into it. (laughter)

Okay, Phil De Franco. Okay so apparently I have

6, whoa, whoa, what's this? Dabbing?

(laughter) dabbin' on the haters. Actually, what the, what?

What's all the crashing over here?

What's happening? Who broke something?

It sound like something broke, who broke it?

I didn't break it, you gotta buy it.

14 payments of $13.95. It's free, you got to pay for it!

Can I go in here? Can't go in there.

Whoa, I see, that's why you dab. So you can get through

the cracks. Okay, well this kind of does look like Granny

actually. What am I supposed to be doing here?

Oh no, I think Piggy got somebody.

Uh oh, Piggy is gone for 20 seconds. Oh nice!

Someone got Piggy! Let's see, what do I need to do?

I probably need to find some things, unlock some doors,

that kind of stuff. Oh, quadruple zero. Huh, what does

this do? Can I blast this? Can I do things?

It won't let me do things, I want to do things! (laughter)

I have 6 minutes to do things! I don't know what I'm

supposed to be doing in 6 minutes. Probably make a

Crunch Wrap Supreme, right? Oh, what is this?

Key to my heart? Oh, a wrench? Which one do I want?

Oh, I'm going to take the key because it's the key

to my heart, the key to my fart. (fart noise)

Oops, sorry buddy, I farted in your face! (laughter)

Sent him packing. (laughter) Uh oh. Who's behind there?

Oh, you opened the door. Hey, what you doing?

Closing the door on me? Why would you do that?

Mean green jeans. Uh oh. That looks like a piggy.

I'm just going to walk up... nope.

You just stay over there. If you hurt me, I'll have to

put on some oink-ment. (laughter) Hey Piggy!

I just went right by you. Pizza! Oh, I want pizza!

Peanut butter bowling ball rocky road pizza's my

favorite, uh oh. Piggy is on me! No Piggy! Leave me alone!

Wait, what is this? Oh, we're in the outside. Oh hey,

it's just like Granny! Okay, what's that? Oh no,

granny, granny, granny. No, no, no, no you don't want to

come get me, okay? It's s-not my problem! (laughter)

Oh, found a secret passage. Nice! Oh, what's this?

(laughter) how about that action? Yeah!

Granny style! Very nice! Oh, what's this?

Oh man, I want all the keys. We end up finding so much

stuff and then another key! Aw, but I can't carry them all.

What am I supposed to do with the one I have?

Oh, here we go. Yes! I unlocked the door!

What does this do? Oh yeah, we are going downtown.

Oh it's the car! Okay. Yep, okay you got that open.

Very nice. What you doing? What is this?

You didn't take this. What is it? What was it?

It had some smell lines coming off of it. Is it stinky

cheese? I'm pretty sure it must be stinky cheese.

(laughter) Okay I'm going to go up to the front door

and use the key. No! Piggy, get away from the door!

I want to try and open it! Stop standing in front of

the door and scratching your booty!

I need to get.. oh there's another key in there.

Man, there's so many keys everywhere.

What do I do with all of them?

Can I use stinky cheese? Oh, can I put the stinky cheese

on a pizza? Oh here, finally. Buddy, get away!

Piggy's right there!

No! Oh, my friend! Oh, we were such good friends.

So many fond memories together, like that one time

where we met on the stairs and you got hit from the back

with a baseball bat? (laughter)

I'll remember it forever. Oh, what's this?

What's this do? What is that? Did I pick it up or not?

What is happening right now? Do I have a blue key?

No, Piggy! (cries)

I think I might've pulled a hamstring running

from Piggy (laughter)

Get it, ham, hamstring?

We should probably try that again.

Out of all that time that I spent, I unlocked one door.

I feel so accomplished. (laughter)

All right, who's the piggy? Or wait, is the piggy

just a computer? I guess I don't even know.

Oh, I see. We vote on whether there's a player or a bot.

Oh! Okay, let's go with player because I want to be

the piggy! Please make me the piggy!

Who's it going to be? Is it going to be me? Aw no!

Aw, I want to be Piggy.

Ah, what is this? "Well, this is the place that

George Pig was last seen." Oh, that's his name, huh?

George Pig? George Pig is going full-boar! (laughter)

"What is that sound?" What is it?

(chopping sound) Oh, no! What the?

What happened? Oh, it's like Granny. Granny knocks you out.

"Oh no... I've got to get out of here!"

Oh, we have a full 10 minutes this time, you guys!

Oh yeah, we're going to do so good!

All right, let's go look for stuff.

I think George Pig is kind of lame.

I think like Piggy Mcfiggy Mcgillicutty... what the? (thud)

What the heck! I had a really nice trip apparently.

Did I... I died! You're kidding me!

My favorite season is fall! (laughter)

Okay make TootieFruity9000 the Piggy, please! Please!

I need to be the Piggy! Oh, it would feel so good!

Yeah! (laughter) you better get a taste of my

peanut butter ball baseball bat! Yeah, yeah!

Okay wait, if I'm the Piggy, am I going to knock myself out?

(thud)

Yep, that's exactly what happened. (laughter) Weird.

Oh okay, use your traps to stun players. Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's right. Who's got the bear traps this time?

Okay, how am I supposed to do this now?

(metal clanks) Wow!

I just put down a bear trap. (laughter)

Maybe I shouldn't have put it right there.

Why am I in the dark evil void?

I wanna hit some people! (laughter)

Is it too much to ask? Oh, yes, Piggy has woken up!

(evil laugh) (metal clanks) Put one right there, very nice.

Oh, hey what's going on? You can't close doors on me!

Oh wait, fine, you going to do that? (metal clanks)

There you go, bear trap! Oh, I see you! I see you!

Look out for the bat! You know where it's at!

(sudden thud) all right, baby!

I see you, come here! Come here! Piggy's going to

send you back to the pork-ing lot! (laughter)

Where you going? You running away from your feelings?

Is that, yeah, that's Peppa Pig on the wall.

He closed the door on me again. How dare you.

Oh, I see you! I'm going to huff it, all right! (laughter)

Hey, what's going on bud? Don't scream, otherwise

you'll be a squealer! (sudden thud) (laughter)

Piggy takes down another victim! (evil laugh)

I feel like that's a pretty good evil laugh,

don't you think? Let's try it again! (evil laugh)

Everybody come play with me! Don't be ball hogs! (laughter)

Okay, nobody's in the bathroom pooping on the toilet,

so can't do anything there. Oh, I see another victim

right here! Oh, come back, come back!

No, don't turn around, okay! Go up here, go up here,

come on! Oh, there's another person! Oh yeah, hey buddy?

Swing and a hit! (sudden thud) (laughter)

Man, I'm going to try out to be in the Major Leagues

with that swing! Man, nobody can stop me!

Wait, I think there's somebody down there. Hold on, hold on.

Yes! Aw, whoopsie-daisy. They were on the second level.

I thought they were all the way on the bottom.

Aw, now they're up there. You sneaky devil.

There we go, swing it, swing it! Press the button!

(laughter) I pressed the button and it didn't do anything!

See, this is the problem when you don't have fingers.

I'm going to come back for that pizza later.

Give it a piece of my mind. Hey! Aw, what?

You shocked me? Are you crazy?

What you doing? Oh my goodness. Are you just going to

stand there until I come back to life and shoot me again?

Oh, you going to get it. I am going to get you!

Oh, yes, you're going to get it now. I'm going to get you,

I'm going to go around here, oh no! That's not fair!

You better watch your back because I'm going to get my

revenge! Can't believe it.

Hey, get over here! Come over here!

I wanna slap you in the booty just a couple times

with this bat. It's cool.

It's a really nice massage and it doesn't hurt

at all, I promise. Aw, man, I only have 3 and a half

minutes to finish you guys off. Stop running!

Don't run away from your feelings. Get over here!

You know you want to. (laughter)

Oh yeah, I got you cornered now.

Don't you go in there. Don't you go in there! No!

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!

Why you eating pumpkins? What?

Oh man, it's coming down to the wire.

Okay, I think there's two left. Wait, wait. I see you!

I see you guys! Yes! (sudden thud) Eat it! (laughter)

Oh, you're a sitting duck now, baby. (laughter)

Come over here! Come over here! You want a pizza pizza?

Get you a piece of my mind? Where'd you go?

Did he go in here? What? You opened the door?

What? No! That's no fair! You guys cheated.

You cheated the whole time. At least I got the guy that

shot me. (laughter)

That was fun!

Yeah, I'm not sure where we're going.

I'm not sure what we're doing. I haven't found anything.

What's this? Oh! I'm pressing buttons, you guys!

Nice! Oh. It needs something. Okay.

What about this? How about this key? What does this do?

Hey Dr. Sprite, what do I do with this key?

You gotta tell me. The game is not telling me for me.

Wait, what the? Did the Koolaid man drive through that wall?

(laughter) that's what it looked like.

All right, so we got one key. Just need to figure out

what I can use it on. I'm sure I can use it on something.

I mean, why would they have a key if I can't use it?

I mean, unless it's the key to your heart, key to your fart,

because then you know what the key works for. Farts.

(laughter) self-explanatory, you guys.

You know what's up. Oh, can I go up here?

Is there anything? Are there things? I want things!

What's up here? Whoa, cool! What is this?

(electrical noise) aw! Oh, come on! I died again!

All right, well, I think that's it for this episode!

Thank you guys for watching!

Until next time, later piggies!

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