惱人的橙色 - 糖果超級切割 (Annoying Orange - Candy Supercut)

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(Orange screams)
(Worm screams)
(hammer smashes candy heart)
(Apple eats jelly bean)
(Grape Fruit groans)
- Hey, hey Rainbow Snake, hey Rainbow Snake, hey!
- I'm a worm, not a snake!
- Snake!
Hey, hey Snake!
- I'm not a snake!
- Do something a snake would do.
- Stop!
- A snake wouldn't say it like that.
He'd say it like... (Orange makes the S sound)
Stop! (Orange laughs loudly)
- Gummy worm!
- A gummy worm?
What makes you gummy?
- Well, I'm made of--
- Is it because you don't have any teeth?
- You can clearly see I have teeth.
- Hey, do you talk like this?
- You know very well I don't talk like that.
- I bet you do, I bet you talk just like this.
- Stop doing that!
- Stop doing that! (Orange laughs)
- Stop it, just stop it!
How are you this incredibly annoying?
(Orange laughs)
Sorry, I just don't know what came over me, just that--
- It's okay, I'll let you off the hook this time.
(Orange laughs) - Stop it already!
- Hey, hey worm, hey worm, hey!
- What?
What!
What!
- Knife. - With your
teeth, use your teeth!
- Oh,
knife.
(Worm screams)
- Oh!
Yikes!
- Goodbye cruel world.
Oh, it's curtains for me, curtains...
Woe!
- Woe!
- Do you know what this means?
- Yeah, we've got worms. (Orange laughs)
(upbeat rock music)
- Blue, definitely blue.
- No way that's my favorite color!
- Wow, we have so much in common.
- Yeah, you don't know the half of it!
(Orange laughs)
- Oh, shut up!
- Seriously, Orange, we're tryna--
- Reconnect? (Orange laughs)
- So angry right now!
- I could just lose my head!
- You could say that again.
- Huh?
- Knife's back.
(Worm 2 screams)
- Yikes!
There's no worming your way out of this one!
(Worm 1 screams)
Who uses a knife to cut gummy snakes?
(worm pieces sigh)
Wow!
(worm pieces laugh)
(Orange laughs)
Wait, why are we all laughing?
- Brothers, we are impervious to the knife.
Do you know what this means?
- We are invincible!
- [Worm Pieces] Hoorah!
- Gees, these snakes are throwing a real hissy fit!
(Orange laughs)
- With our numbers, we have the largest,
gummiest army in the entire kitchen!
Our delicious dominance is imminent!
- Not if we have anything to say about it, you not!
- Gummy Bears!
- Prepare to eat dirt you filthy worms!
- Gladly!
- Yeah, we like dirt, we're worms.
- Yeah, well mark my words.
When the dust clears from the battle field, it will be--
- Hey, hey Bear, hey Bear, hey!
- Come on, I was about to deliver a really cool line!
- Sorry to burst your bubble there fellas.
But you aint having a gummy war without us!
- Chewing Gum!
- Watch out, they really know how to stick together.
(Orange laughs)
- Heads up!
- Woe!
Sorry to drop in unannounced.
- Oh come on!
They both had awesome entrance lines.
You couldn't interrupt those guys?
- No way, that would have been unbearable.
(Orange laughs)
(Bears grunt)
- Sir, there's so many of them.
I'm , I'm scared.
- Don't be, this will make our victory all the sweeter!
[Gummy Worms] Hoorah!
(Bears scream)
(Bears, worms, Gum, and Gum Drops scream)
- Holy cow!
(Bears, worms, Gum, and Gum Drops scream)
- Can't move!
- So, everybody's stuck, huh?
- Yeah.
- Yup.
- Yeah.
This happens every time!
- Woe, talk about a sticky situation!
(Orange laughs)
- Well fellas, looks like another stale mate.
- Well, it's true what they say:
"There are no winners in a gum war."
- Friends, I believe we've learned
a very important lesson today.
- Yeah, you should never bring a knife to a gum fight.
(Orange laughs)
- What the heck are you even talking about?
(human slashes gummy pile with knife)
(Gummies scream) - Woe!
Now that's something to ball about.
(Orange laughs)
Oh!
- Another ball?
- You know what this means?
- Get 'em!
(Gummies scream and grunt)
- Hey fruit lovers, it's yah boy, Little Apple.
I'm here with Grapefruit, and today
we're taking on the sour candy challenge!
- A challenge might not be the right word for it.
This is gonna be a breeze for me.
- Okay then; so I bought a bunch a different sour candies.
Lemon Heads, Atomic War Heads, Sour Patch Kids.
What'd you bring, Grapefruit?
And also, why is that barrel next
to you glowing green so ominously?
(Grapefruit laughs) - I'm glad you asked.
I take it you don't know about Extreme Danger Goo.
- No, never heard of it.
- Little Apple, prepare to have
your mind blown and your lips pursed.
Extreme Danger Goo is only the sourest
candy in the known universe.
Just look at the warning label.
Use with extreme caution: May dissolve your intestines,
may dissolve your tongue, may dissolve
materials of any kind.
- What! (vinyl record scratching)
Why would anyone want to put this stuff in their body?
- For greatness, of course.
To achieve something that's never been achieved before.
- You mean no one's ever eaten Extreme Danger Goo?
- Not without getting irreparable
stomach ulcers, they haven't.
And yours truly is gonna be the first.
- Oh, I guess if that floats your boat.
I take it you've been training yourself--
- Oh, you silly, silly, silly Little Apple.
Of course I haven't been training.
Do you understand how tough I am?
I'll be able to handle it.
- Okay, but--
- Don't you worry about me little buddy.
I've got abs of steel, and a small intestine tom match it.
Shall we begin?
- All right: first up we got Lemon Heads.
(Little Apple and Grape Fruit gulp)
Mm, very delicious.
Only mildly sour.
I'm gonna give these one pucker.
Grape Fruit? - Oh I mean,
these things are at least an eight
or nine on the pucker scale.
Nuthin' I can't handle, but wow,
my cheeks are practically touching each other
on the inside of my mouth!
- Are you serious?
Lemon Heads aren't even that sour.
- They aren't?
What does the warning label on the box say?
- Dude, there is no warning label.
- Like I'm gonna take your word for it.
You're illiterate. (Little Apple screams)
- For the last time, I am not illiterate!
If you can't take Lemon Heads, I don't think
you're gonna be able to handle that
Danger Goop stuff that you brought.
- It's danger Goo, thank you very much.
And I will absolutely be able to stand it.
I just gotta ease the old taste buds into it.
Warm 'em up first, that's all.
What do we got next?
- Okay, next up are Atomic War Heads.
- Okay, sounds intense.
(Little Apple gulps)
(Grape Fruit gulps) - Oh, this this thing's
at least six puckers.
- Really, you give it a six?
- What, you don't think it's sour?
- Not in the slightest; I give it one pucker.
In fact, I give it, zero puckers.
That's just how tough I am.
- So, if it's zero puckers, why is
your entire face puckered right now?
- I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Whatever!
So I guess you'll have no problem
with the most intense candy I brought, Toxic Waste.
- Toxic what now?
(vinyl record scratching)
- Toxic Waste.
Go ahead, have some since you're so tough!
I bet it's nowhere near as sour
as that Danger Goo you brought.
- Okay, let's take it easy.
Let's just take a minute and think about what we're doing.
Is is hot in here?
Can we open a window?
(Grape Fruit cries)
(Little Apple gulps)
- Oh, whoa!
No, that's the sourest candy yet!
I'm gonna give it 10 puckers.
- !0?
That's all of the puckers!
- Go ahead tough guy; pucker up!
(Grape Fruit gulps)
- Oh, that's not so-- (Grape Fruit gags and screams)
That barely even registered to my super-tough taste buds.
I'm gonna give it zero puckers.
- Is that why you puckers so hard
your entire body turned inside out?
- Let's go with, Yes.
- So, should we even continue?
- No, no, I'm all puckered out for the day.
- Probably for the best.
That Danger Goo stuff dissolved straight
through its packaging, and the counter!
- Oh!
Oh, thank goodness.
My stomach is screaming in pain right now.
- Holy Toledo!
That hole's super deep.
I wonder how far down it went?
- I mean that stuff is pretty darn sour.
It coulda gone straight down to
the Earth's core for all we know.
(Grape Fruit laughs)
(Little Apple laughs) - That's funny!
I mean, it's a joke, right?
You don't think it actually could've
gone all the way down to the...
(high intensity music)
Was that your stomach?
- It was not.
(Little Apple and Grapefruit scream)
- [Announcer] This week's Emoji Raps
comes to you from Princess M.
- Yo, rap about candy!
- [Announcer] Emoji Rap, go!
♪ Here's a lolly pop and a look out ♪
♪ I'm candy rappin' ♪
♪ Bars so tasty it's nuts ♪
♪ So here's Hershey's Kiss ♪
♪ You know what ♪
♪ Gotcha seeing heart candy ♪
♪ Rhymes so hot they melt in your handy ♪
♪ So sweet they go to your thighs ♪
♪ Give you lolly pop eyes ♪
♪ Got it made in the shade ♪
♪ Like a hundred Grand per day ♪
♪ While you Cry Babies are sweatin' ♪
♪ Making dumb faces ♪
♪ With yah Mr. Young faces ♪
♪ Open your eyes ♪
♪ Take a peep at the rhymes that I'm droppin' ♪
♪ Like War Heads on you Airheaded guys ♪
♪ The realization ♪
♪ I may hurt like bightin' into Jaw Breaker ♪
♪ And be glad in the end ♪
♪ 'Cause what I'm spittin' is a Life Saver ♪
♪ If you can't stand the heat ♪
♪ Don't eat the Hot Tomalies ♪
♪ Can't stand the sweet ♪
♪ Then don't lick the Lolly ♪
♪ Poppin' off to the right ♪
♪ Poppin' off to the left ♪
♪ Snickers rep these bars ♪
♪ You get smoked like a candy cigarette ♪
♪ What ♪
♪ Hershey's Hugs and Kisses ♪
♪ 'Cause yah through through through ♪
♪ Here flows a Milk Dud ♪
♪ And yah brought the poo poo poo ♪
♪ Cry to mom and dad ♪
♪ Get mad but yah breath will still be bad ♪
♪ But we put the Laffy n Taffy behind your back ♪
♪ Relax Mr. Good Bars can be spat ♪
♪ With some practice hey ♪
♪ You don't have to sell your soul ♪
♪ In order to rap this way ♪
♪ Remember the surprise ♪
♪ When you first ate Pop Rocks ♪
♪ Harness that and worrying that ♪
♪ For rapping that's top notch ♪
♪ Much love to Sweet Tarts ♪
♪ But approve to Jelly Beans ♪
♪ Shout out to my Nerds ♪
♪ Scream to my Ice Cream ♪
(Orange screams)
(explosion)
Aye yo, it's A to the O, back again
with a brand new crazy challenge video.
Hold on to your butts, 'cause things
are about to get cheeky!
(Orange laughs)
(upbeat rock music)
All right, let's go the viewers suggestion
to see what we're gonna do today.
Hey Orange, I challenge you to dump
10,000,000 Skittles on Pear's head.
Wow!
You went right for the big guns right away.
You coulda suggested a thousand,
a hundred thousand, or like a million.
But no, you went for 10,000,000 Skittles!
I like the way you think, and I'm not gonna sugar coat this.
We're about to rainbow on Pear's parade.
(Orange laughs)
Sorry, I had to.
Puns are mandatory!
All right, we see our victim.
A pear-shaped green weirdo, with a love of reading.
Some would call him an intellectual.
But I would call him perpetual.
Perpetually boring, that is.
(Orange laughs)
- Hey, do realize I can hear you, right?
- Woops! (Orange laughs)
- Why are you filming me right now?
I'm trying to read.
(Orange laughs) - It's time to
get excited, Pear!
- Why?
- Because, we have a brand new viewer request.
- Oh no.
That's usually not a good thing for me.
- What are yah talkin' about?
- What am I talking about?
Um, hello; anytime the audience suggests anything,
I either get farted on, thrown off the counter,
blown up, or transformed into something weird.
So excuse me if I'm a little skittish
about anything involving a prompt from the audience.
- Aw, don't be skittish.
They'll be plenty of time for you
to be Skittle-ish very soon. (Orange laughs sinisterly)
- Like that, right there!
What does that even mean?
- Don't worry, Pear.
It's nothing like any of those things you mentioned.
- Yeah, right.
- Would I lie to you?
- Yes, you would!
You lie to me on daily basis. (books screams)
- Whatchu talkin' bout?
- Hah!
Stick your head in the toilet, Pear.
There's a treasure inside it, Pear.
- Okay, so maybe not the treasure you were looking for.
- Press this button, Pear; it's definitely
not gonna detonate TnT, Pear!
- Well technically, it didn't detonate the TnT.
The button lit the candle that started the fuse.
- Quick, Pear; look at the internet,
because Zane finally joined back up with fruit direction.
- Okay, I can't argue there.
- I will never forgive you for that one.
- No Pear, just listen.
Seriously, all we're gonna do is give you some Skittles.
- Skittles?
You mean like the candy?
- Yeah, you know, "Taste the rainbow."
- I, I do like Skittles.
What's the catch?
- Well, the catch is, you can try and catch 'em if you want.
But honestly, I think there's gonna be
way too many to actually catch.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait; uh, how many
Skittles are you gonna be giving me?
- You mean dropping on you.
- What!
Dropping on me?
How many Skittles are you gonna be dropping on me?
- Just a few.
- Define, just a few!
- Um, 10,000,000.
See yah!
- What!
- Release the Skittles!
- No!
- Woo hoo, making it rain!
(Pear screams)
♪ It's raining 10 ♪
♪ Million Skittles ♪
♪ It's raining 10 ♪
♪ Million Skittles ♪
(Orange laughs)
- There's so many! (Pear screams)
- This is sweet! (Orange laughs)
Well color me impressed! (Orange laughs)
(Pear screams)
- You monster!
- Oh, come on, Pear, don't sweet the small stuff.
(Orange laughs)
- Enough with the puns!
It's bad enough that you buried me in Skittles.
I don't need terrible puns on top of it.
- Oh Pear, I'm sorry.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, I'm sorry, but there's no
such thing as a terrible pun.
(Orange laughs) (Pear grunts)
- Dude! (Pear sighs)
Who's gonna clean all this up?
- Not it! (Orange laughs)
- What!
(Pear grunts) Are you serious?
(solum flute music)
Well, I guess I should just enjoy the quiet.
- Oh, um Pear?
- And I spoke too soon.
Yes, Orange.
- That was only the first 5,000,000 Skittles.
- What!
(gong strikes) (Orange murmurs)
(Pear screams)
- Pear, it's your turn, you playin' or not?
- Just a sec.
A moving van just pulled up next door.
- New neighbors; we should invite them
over to play horse with us.
- Little Apple's right.
It's the neighborly thing to do.
(Orange laughs sinisterly)
- Hi yah guys.
(Pear, Little Apple, and Orange scream)
- My name is Bubble Gum.
My family moved into the kitchen next door.
I was supposed to help my parents unpack the truck
but they said I should go outside and get some air.
Which really means that they're tire of hearing me talk
and want me to leave them alone for a while.
Oh wow, you guys have a basketball hoop in your kitchen?
We don't have a basketball hoop.
We do have swimming pool though.
You guys like to jump rope?
- Wee! - You guys know where
the nearest pony lives that I could ride?
- Um... - Do you guys know
if there's a bowling ally nearby?
I don't actually like bowling that much.
It's just that we had a bowling ally near our old kitchen
and I'd always get free sodas, because it had
a vending machine that accidentally gave them away for free
if you giggled the Dr. Pepper button just right.
Hey, where did everyone go?
Are we playing hide and go seek?
That's like my favorite game!
Well my actual favorite game is duck, duck, goose.
Okay, now that's a lie, it's actually freeze tag.
But I sometimes like tether ball.
(crickets chirp)
(upbeat show tune music)
My grandma said that I was talking too much
and that I should go over and meet
our new neighbors and make some new friends.
So I came over here to say, "Hi,"
and to tell you that I have two ferrets and three gerbils.
And the names of the ferrets are Fir Ball and Muffin.
And the names of the gerbils are Snap, Crackle, and Pop.
And if you guys wanna come over
and see them sometime, you can.
They're really nice; except, Crackle bights sometimes.
What are all of your names?
- I'm Pear, and this is Orange, and this is--
- I'm practicing to break the world record
for the biggest bubble gum bubble ever blown.
My brother says I'll never be able to do it,
but my dad said I should go for it.
My mom said I should go for it too.
I think they like it when I blow bubbles
because it means I can't talk while I'm doing it.
But at the same time, they just
might be supportive of my dream.
Hey, do you guys have grasshoppers here?
We had grasshoppers at my old kitchen,
and I caught 34 of them in a jar,
and named them Dave, Sammy, Mr. Kricles, Roberto--
- Hey, Bubble Gum.
Maybe you could blow a bubble for us right now?
- Good call; it'll keep her mouth occupied for a while.
- Blow a bubble for you guys?
That's a really, really great idea,
because I haven't practiced much today.
And I really should stick to my regimen
if I wanna break the world record someday.
(Bubble Gum whips a stick of gum out and gulps)
- Ah, peace and quiet.
- Now, back to horse.
What does everybody have?
I have H.
- I have an H-O.
- And I have nothing, not even hands.
(Orange laughs)
- All right, Pear, Orange is beating us.
We gotta get Orange a letter.
- You guys couldn't get me letter
even if you had a stamp!
(Orange laughs) - Don't worry, I have a great
idea for a super-difficult shot
you'll never be able to make.
Watch this.
(Pear grunts)
(basketball hits Bubble Gum)
- Huh? - Hi yah guys.
- Wow!
Who knew the neighbor kid was such an air head?
(Orange laughs)
- This isn't even as big as I can get.
I can get way bigger than if I had more gum.
But my mom says I should eat my vegetables
if I wanna get bigger someday.
But that's gross, because vegetables taste gross.
And it also strikes me as a moral gray area
because some of my best friends
in my old kitchen were vegetables.
- I can't shoot, she's blocking the hoop.
- So bounce it off her.
- Okay.
- And then after I forgot to feed our dog,
my mom said, "Bubble Gum, no more dogs."
(Ball hits Bubble Gum) - Ow!
- Wow, nice shot, Pear!
Now you have match it, Orange.
- You're on, Bubble or nothing.
(Orange laughs)
- And my brother got... (ball hits Bubble)
Ow!
A new bike, but I had to ride his old one.
But that's okay, because mom said...
(ball hits Bubble Gum) Ow!
That as soon as I...
(ball hits Bubble Gum) Ow!
Can ride without training...
Ow! Wheels, I...
Ow! Can pick out...
(ball hits Bubble Gum) Ow!
A new bike.
Ow! That is...
(ball hits Bubble Gum) Ow!
Andy color I...
(ball hits Bubble Gum) Ow!
Want. (Orange laughs)
Pink is probably my favorite color.
Wait, no that's a lie.
It's actually yellow, but also blue sometimes.
And well, okay, it looks like the wind
has decided it's time for me to go home now.
But hopefully, I'll see you guys again soon
and we can catch some grasshopper, maybe.
Oh, that reminds me, I forgot to tell you guys
the names of the rest of my grasshoppers.
There was Susan, Dia, Quent, Double Baggins, Renaldo,
Jiminy Grasshopper, Jan, Fran, Pan, Dan, Stan--
- Fan? - Yep!
One of them was named Fan.
And also there was Chan, San, Ban--
- No, fan! (vinyl record scratches)
(Bubble Gum bursts)
- Wah oh, I think that really burst their bubble.
- Aw man, I popped.
Nobody tell my mom, please?
Pretty, pretty please, with whip cream on top.
She gets really embarrassed every time I pop.
- Let's scram before she starts talking again.
- Good call!
(vinyl record scratches) - Huh?
- Ooh, Pop; that reminds me of my gerbils.
I'm thinking of getting a fourth
gerbil named Crispy, but I'm not sure.
Maybe a better name would be Pudding,
or Biscuit, or Sonnie Bono, (Pear moans and groans)
- Can't escapte, stop! - Or maybe Moon Boots,
or maybe Fancy Butter, or maybe Chicken Little.
Or perhaps Steve and Zerita. (all three fruit scream)
- What up, what up, what up fruit lovers?
Little Apple and Pear here.
Today, we're gonna do the Bean Boozled Challenge!
Take it way, Pear!
- The Bean Boozled Challenge works like this.
Inside this canister are a bunch of jelly beans.
Let's get one really quick.
All right, so whichever jelly bean we pick
there's a 50% chance it's really great,
and a 50% chance it's really awful.
So take this red one, for example.
According to the sheet here, it might be Cheery Cherry,
or it might be boiled blood.
- Ew!
Boiled blood sounds gross!
- Hey, who you callin' gross?
You got a problem with me?
You got a problem with me!
Draw me some arms! (illustrator draws arms)
Yeah, come at me, bro.
Come on! - Hold up.
I think there might be some mistake.
- No mistake; you guys just dissed on boiled blood.
Now yous got my blood boiling.
What's up? (Boiled Blood laughs)
- See, I was unde the impression that boiled blood
was how you tasted, not your personality.
- Can't it be both?
Come on, fight back you dweeb!
Come on, come on, come on!
- I mean, I didn't expect him to be
a cognoscente jelly bean, but I mean,
should we eat 'em anyway?
- What?
No, of course not!
- Go head and just try to eat me.
You'll be eatin' a knuckle sandwich.
That's what you'll be eatin'!
Come on, come on. (Little Apple eats jelly bean)
- Wha, Little Apple, you just ate that guy.
- What?
He was a jerk!
Mm, taste like cherry though.
- Huh, didn't see that coming.
- Did someone call for cherry?
- Oh, hey there, you must be Cheery Cherry.
- I sure am. (jelly bean laughs)
Go head, eat me, please!
- You can't be serious.
- That's what I'm here for. (jelly bean laughs)
- I feel bad.
You're so nice.
- Aw, don't feel bad, it's what I always wanted.
(jelly bean laughs)
(Little Apple eats jelly bean) (vinyl record scratches)
- Dude!
- What, I was suppose to stand here
and listen to that dog whistle of a laugh again?
No thanks.
(Little Apple's stomach growls loudly)
- What was that?
Was that your stomach?
- Oh, Cheery Cherry taste like boiled blood.
Oh, yep, it's comin' back up!
(Little Apple hurls) (dramatic music)
(jelly bean giggles)
- That's what you get for judging a jelly bean by its cover.
- Aint that the truth!
- All right, who's the wise guy that ate me?
Let me at 'em.
Draw me a sword! (illustrator draws sword)
Let's do the thing! (Apple and Pear scream)
- UPS, special delivery.
- It's here, just in time for Valentines Day!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
- Nice dude!
Now you can finally show her how you feel.
- Show who how you feel?
- Um... - Uh, no one,
no one at all, Orange.
- Why are guys being so weird?
Do I have something on my face?
I think its just my eyeball.
- Dude, it's time you told him.
- You're right.
Okay, here goes: Orange, I have a crush on a girl.
And I don't want you to be angry about it, but--
- Oh no, you have a crush on Passion?
I mean, not that I would care.
'Cause I absolutely, positively, definitely
do not have a crush on Passion.
- It's not Passion.
- Oh, well then who can it be?
- Hey guys!
What's going on?
Oh, cool looking box you got there, Little Apple.
(Little Apple laughs)
- My sister!
(upbeat show tune music)
- Are you okay, Orange?
- Yeah, I'll be fine; just give me a second
to step into the fridge, think about it for a little bit.
(Orange hops off the counter)
(Orange hops into the refrigerator)
(Orange screams)
- Yo, I need you to sign for this.
Also, you should know I accidentally dropped the package
pretty good on the way over here.
That's how we do it at UPS.
So it might not be in very good shape,
but that's not my problem, suck it.
- What!
- Sorry, normally, I give an excuse, but nah.
I'm just really bad at my job,
so please sign of the package?
- No way man, not until I look inside.
(vinyl record scratches) - Dang it!
I should really get the signature
before admitted to dropping packages off the truck.
- It fell off a moving truck?
- Before rolling into the lake, yeah.
(Little Apple grunts and screams)
- So you never told me; what's in the box, Little Apple?
- Um, is Orange gone?
- Yeah, yeah, I think he's a little preoccupied right now.
(Orange screams)
- Well, here goes nothin'.
(Little Apple clears his throat)
Sis, I have somethin' to tell you.
Something that can only be expressed
by the contents of this box.
- Oh!
- So you can go ahead and open it.
You know, if you want.
- Of course I want to!
- Aw, candy hearts.
I love candy hearts!
- You do?
- Of course, I love the little nice things they say,
like, "Text me," too sweet!
- I love you!
Nothing, nothing.
- I hate you!
- Huh?
- Uh, that's not what I ordered.
- Shut up!
- Suck an egg man.
- Hey!
- What's the deal, your messages are romantic at all.
- They were a couple a hours ago.
But the ride over here was really rough.
We go dropped off a truck,
dipped in a super-cold lake,
then put in a fire!
(UPS guy chucklse) - Sorry about that,
I was trying to dry them out from the lake.
- Well, the whole experience put us
in a really sour mood.
So I'm sorry if our messages aren't exactly romantic.
- Aw man!
This is not how I saw Valentines Day going at all!
- Punch yourself in the face!
Do it! - That's mean!
- Fart. (green heart farts and laughs)
- What!
- Ah, he's a bit of an odd ball, that one.
- Well I got the message loud and clear, Little Apple.
You're a big meanie!
- Wait, no!
Aw man!
- So, I take it this is a bad time to ask you to sign for--
- Get away from me!
- Okay, okay, gees Louise!
- Little Apple, I've thought about it,
and I've come to a conclusion.
- Don't worry, Orange, I already screwed up
things with your sister.
You don't have to worry about it--
- I'm okay with you dating my sister.
(vinyl record scratches)
- Wait, what?
- After thinking about it, you're the
only guy I'd want her to date.
You're awesome!
Plus, if you ever get fresh with her,
you're so small, I'm pretty sure she could beat you up.
You have my blessing.
- Well, thanks Orange, but I think I already blew it.
- These candy hearts ruined everything
with their crude messages.
- Fart. (green heart farts and laughs)
(Orange laughs)
- Oh, I mean, I'm sorry.
Don't worry, Little Apple.
It didn't work out today, but you'll
win her over, eventually.
- Thanks Orange.
No thanks to you, hearts!
- We been through a lot today,
so I'm sorry if we can't be in the
appropriate mood for you and your--
- Crush. - Yeah,
for you and your crush.
- No, crush!
- Huh? (human hammers candy heart)
(Orange screams)
(hammer smashes hearts)
- Get crushed by a hammer. (heart screams)
Oh, the irony!
- Wow!
Now that's what I call a Candy Crush!
(Orange laughs sinisterly)
- Well, I guess we should clean up after--
- Little Apple!
No!
- Holy Toledo!
Thanks Sissy!
I was almost apple sauce there for a second.
Well, it's not because you deserved it
after all those mean hearts.
- I know, I know.
- So,
will you sign? - No!
(upbeat show tune music)
- What brings you to the candy bar, Orange?
- My friends made me leave their
side of the counter for a while.
They said my candy jokes are too corny.
(Orange and Bar laugh)
- Thanks for the pick-me-up, Orange.
I'm goin' through a bit of a Sour Patch right now.
But that was real Life Saver.
(Orange and Bar laugh)
- What can I say, "I'm a Sucker for candy puns."
(Orange and Bar laugh)
- Swear you'll never leave me.
- Don't you worry, I'll never Dessert you.
- Oh, you're so Sweet!
- I agree.
(vinyl record scrates) (hearts scream)
(upbeat show tune music)
- Hey, hey Swedish Fish, hey!
- Yeah.
- Water you doin'?
(Orange laughs) - Uh, that was terrible.
- What, you think you can do betta?
(Orange laughs)
- Oh, you tell too many fish jokes.
- Too many fish jokes; gill-ty as charged.
(Orange laughs)
- Stop!
- Okay, okay, I'll scale back.
(Orange laughs) - No!
- Aw man, I'm trying to think of
another fish pun, but I'm floundering!
(Orange laughs) (Swedish Fish groans)
- [Usher] Please silence your phones.
There will be no intermission.
- No intermission?
Aw, I'm gonna get so hungry.
- Aye don't worry, bruh, I've got some Twix up my sleeve.
(Orange and Man laugh)
- [Usher] You two, be quiet.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
(upbeat show tune music)
- You can do it!
- Hey, thank for the encourage-mint.
(Orange laughs)
- Ugh, that was terrible.
- Are you kidding, it was mint to be.
(Orange laughs) (Mint groans)
(upbeat show tune music)
Hey, Milk Chocolate, hey!
- Hey, time for some more awful jokes.
- Awful, whatchu talkin' bout?
All my jokes are dairy funny.
(Orange laughs) (Chocolate groans)
- See, this is exactly what I was talking about.
- Wow, no need to have cow about it.
(Orange laughs)
(Chocolate groans) - I'm leaving.
- You're not enjoying yourself?
I'm udderly flabbergasted.
(Orange laughs) (upbeat show tune music)
Hey, hey M and M, I bet I know
who your favorite rapper is.
(Orange laughs) - Yeah well,
I actually done care for any wrappers.
My hard candy shell is a good enough coating.
- Oh, I wasn't talking about candy wrappers.
- Well then, what were you talkin' about?
- I was talkin' about rappers.
I was tryna get you to say, M and M.
- Yo, M and Ms are a type of candy.
- No.
- Yes they are.
I'm and M and M, I would know.
- Aw man, this joke did not go as planned.
- Oh, you're tryna tell a joke?
- Well I got a joke for yah.
Skittles, Skittles are a complete joke!
- Hey, I heard that, M and M!
- Yeah, why don't you taste this rainbow!
- Oh, that's it, I'm coming over there--
- You want some of this, you betta bring it--
- I'm
gonna go.
(M and M mumbles) (upbeat show tune music)
(upbeat horn music)