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  • (Orange screams)

  • (Worm screams)

  • (hammer smashes candy heart)

  • (Apple eats jelly bean)

  • (Grape Fruit groans)

  • - Hey, hey Rainbow Snake, hey Rainbow Snake, hey!

  • - I'm a worm, not a snake!

  • - Snake!

  • Hey, hey Snake!

  • - I'm not a snake!

  • - Do something a snake would do.

  • - Stop!

  • - A snake wouldn't say it like that.

  • He'd say it like... (Orange makes the S sound)

  • Stop! (Orange laughs loudly)

  • - Gummy worm!

  • - A gummy worm?

  • What makes you gummy?

  • - Well, I'm made of--

  • - Is it because you don't have any teeth?

  • - You can clearly see I have teeth.

  • - Hey, do you talk like this?

  • - You know very well I don't talk like that.

  • - I bet you do, I bet you talk just like this.

  • - Stop doing that!

  • - Stop doing that! (Orange laughs)

  • - Stop it, just stop it!

  • How are you this incredibly annoying?

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Sorry, I just don't know what came over me, just that--

  • - It's okay, I'll let you off the hook this time.

  • (Orange laughs) - Stop it already!

  • - Hey, hey worm, hey worm, hey!

  • - What?

  • What!

  • What!

  • - Knife. - With your

  • teeth, use your teeth!

  • - Oh,

  • knife.

  • (Worm screams)

  • - Oh!

  • Yikes!

  • - Goodbye cruel world.

  • Oh, it's curtains for me, curtains...

  • Woe!

  • - Woe!

  • - Do you know what this means?

  • - Yeah, we've got worms. (Orange laughs)

  • (upbeat rock music)

  • - Blue, definitely blue.

  • - No way that's my favorite color!

  • - Wow, we have so much in common.

  • - Yeah, you don't know the half of it!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Oh, shut up!

  • - Seriously, Orange, we're tryna--

  • - Reconnect? (Orange laughs)

  • - So angry right now!

  • - I could just lose my head!

  • - You could say that again.

  • - Huh?

  • - Knife's back.

  • (Worm 2 screams)

  • - Yikes!

  • There's no worming your way out of this one!

  • (Worm 1 screams)

  • Who uses a knife to cut gummy snakes?

  • (worm pieces sigh)

  • Wow!

  • (worm pieces laugh)

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Wait, why are we all laughing?

  • - Brothers, we are impervious to the knife.

  • Do you know what this means?

  • - We are invincible!

  • - [Worm Pieces] Hoorah!

  • - Gees, these snakes are throwing a real hissy fit!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - With our numbers, we have the largest,

  • gummiest army in the entire kitchen!

  • Our delicious dominance is imminent!

  • - Not if we have anything to say about it, you not!

  • - Gummy Bears!

  • - Prepare to eat dirt you filthy worms!

  • - Gladly!

  • - Yeah, we like dirt, we're worms.

  • - Yeah, well mark my words.

  • When the dust clears from the battle field, it will be--

  • - Hey, hey Bear, hey Bear, hey!

  • - Come on, I was about to deliver a really cool line!

  • - Sorry to burst your bubble there fellas.

  • But you aint having a gummy war without us!

  • - Chewing Gum!

  • - Watch out, they really know how to stick together.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Heads up!

  • - Woe!

  • Sorry to drop in unannounced.

  • - Oh come on!

  • They both had awesome entrance lines.

  • You couldn't interrupt those guys?

  • - No way, that would have been unbearable.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • (Bears grunt)

  • - Sir, there's so many of them.

  • I'm , I'm scared.

  • - Don't be, this will make our victory all the sweeter!

  • [Gummy Worms] Hoorah!

  • (Bears scream)

  • (Bears, worms, Gum, and Gum Drops scream)

  • - Holy cow!

  • (Bears, worms, Gum, and Gum Drops scream)

  • - Can't move!

  • - So, everybody's stuck, huh?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Yup.

  • - Yeah.

  • This happens every time!

  • - Woe, talk about a sticky situation!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Well fellas, looks like another stale mate.

  • - Well, it's true what they say:

  • "There are no winners in a gum war."

  • - Friends, I believe we've learned

  • a very important lesson today.

  • - Yeah, you should never bring a knife to a gum fight.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - What the heck are you even talking about?

  • (human slashes gummy pile with knife)

  • (Gummies scream) - Woe!

  • Now that's something to ball about.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Oh!

  • - Another ball?

  • - You know what this means?

  • - Get 'em!

  • (Gummies scream and grunt)

  • - Hey fruit lovers, it's yah boy, Little Apple.

  • I'm here with Grapefruit, and today

  • we're taking on the sour candy challenge!

  • - A challenge might not be the right word for it.

  • This is gonna be a breeze for me.

  • - Okay then; so I bought a bunch a different sour candies.

  • Lemon Heads, Atomic War Heads, Sour Patch Kids.

  • What'd you bring, Grapefruit?

  • And also, why is that barrel next

  • to you glowing green so ominously?

  • (Grapefruit laughs) - I'm glad you asked.

  • I take it you don't know about Extreme Danger Goo.

  • - No, never heard of it.

  • - Little Apple, prepare to have

  • your mind blown and your lips pursed.

  • Extreme Danger Goo is only the sourest

  • candy in the known universe.

  • Just look at the warning label.

  • Use with extreme caution: May dissolve your intestines,

  • may dissolve your tongue, may dissolve

  • materials of any kind.

  • - What! (vinyl record scratching)

  • Why would anyone want to put this stuff in their body?

  • - For greatness, of course.

  • To achieve something that's never been achieved before.

  • - You mean no one's ever eaten Extreme Danger Goo?

  • - Not without getting irreparable

  • stomach ulcers, they haven't.

  • And yours truly is gonna be the first.

  • - Oh, I guess if that floats your boat.

  • I take it you've been training yourself--

  • - Oh, you silly, silly, silly Little Apple.

  • Of course I haven't been training.

  • Do you understand how tough I am?

  • I'll be able to handle it.

  • - Okay, but--

  • - Don't you worry about me little buddy.

  • I've got abs of steel, and a small intestine tom match it.

  • Shall we begin?

  • - All right: first up we got Lemon Heads.

  • (Little Apple and Grape Fruit gulp)

  • Mm, very delicious.

  • Only mildly sour.

  • I'm gonna give these one pucker.

  • Grape Fruit? - Oh I mean,

  • these things are at least an eight

  • or nine on the pucker scale.

  • Nuthin' I can't handle, but wow,

  • my cheeks are practically touching each other

  • on the inside of my mouth!

  • - Are you serious?

  • Lemon Heads aren't even that sour.

  • - They aren't?

  • What does the warning label on the box say?

  • - Dude, there is no warning label.

  • - Like I'm gonna take your word for it.

  • You're illiterate. (Little Apple screams)

  • - For the last time, I am not illiterate!

  • If you can't take Lemon Heads, I don't think

  • you're gonna be able to handle that

  • Danger Goop stuff that you brought.

  • - It's danger Goo, thank you very much.

  • And I will absolutely be able to stand it.

  • I just gotta ease the old taste buds into it.

  • Warm 'em up first, that's all.

  • What do we got next?

  • - Okay, next up are Atomic War Heads.

  • - Okay, sounds intense.

  • (Little Apple gulps)

  • (Grape Fruit gulps) - Oh, this this thing's

  • at least six puckers.

  • - Really, you give it a six?

  • - What, you don't think it's sour?

  • - Not in the slightest; I give it one pucker.

  • In fact, I give it, zero puckers.

  • That's just how tough I am.

  • - So, if it's zero puckers, why is

  • your entire face puckered right now?

  • - I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • - Whatever!

  • So I guess you'll have no problem

  • with the most intense candy I brought, Toxic Waste.

  • - Toxic what now?

  • (vinyl record scratching)

  • - Toxic Waste.

  • Go ahead, have some since you're so tough!

  • I bet it's nowhere near as sour

  • as that Danger Goo you brought.

  • - Okay, let's take it easy.

  • Let's just take a minute and think about what we're doing.

  • Is is hot in here?

  • Can we open a window?

  • (Grape Fruit cries)

  • (Little Apple gulps)

  • - Oh, whoa!

  • No, that's the sourest candy yet!

  • I'm gonna give it 10 puckers.

  • - !0?

  • That's all of the puckers!

  • - Go ahead tough guy; pucker up!

  • (Grape Fruit gulps)

  • - Oh, that's not so-- (Grape Fruit gags and screams)

  • That barely even registered to my super-tough taste buds.

  • I'm gonna give it zero puckers.

  • - Is that why you puckers so hard

  • your entire body turned inside out?

  • - Let's go with, Yes.

  • - So, should we even continue?

  • - No, no, I'm all puckered out for the day.

  • - Probably for the best.

  • That Danger Goo stuff dissolved straight

  • through its packaging, and the counter!

  • - Oh!

  • Oh, thank goodness.

  • My stomach is screaming in pain right now.

  • - Holy Toledo!

  • That hole's super deep.

  • I wonder how far down it went?

  • - I mean that stuff is pretty darn sour.

  • It coulda gone straight down to

  • the Earth's core for all we know.

  • (Grape Fruit laughs)

  • (Little Apple laughs) - That's funny!

  • I mean, it's a joke, right?

  • You don't think it actually could've

  • gone all the way down to the...

  • (high intensity music)

  • Was that your stomach?

  • - It was not.