字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 (Orange screams) (Worm screams) (hammer smashes candy heart) (Apple eats jelly bean) (Grape Fruit groans) - Hey, hey Rainbow Snake, hey Rainbow Snake, hey! - I'm a worm, not a snake! - Snake! Hey, hey Snake! - I'm not a snake! - Do something a snake would do. - Stop! - A snake wouldn't say it like that. He'd say it like... (Orange makes the S sound) Stop! (Orange laughs loudly) - Gummy worm! - A gummy worm? What makes you gummy? - Well, I'm made of-- - Is it because you don't have any teeth? - You can clearly see I have teeth. - Hey, do you talk like this? - You know very well I don't talk like that. - I bet you do, I bet you talk just like this. - Stop doing that! - Stop doing that! (Orange laughs) - Stop it, just stop it! How are you this incredibly annoying? (Orange laughs) Sorry, I just don't know what came over me, just that-- - It's okay, I'll let you off the hook this time. (Orange laughs) - Stop it already! - Hey, hey worm, hey worm, hey! - What? What! What! - Knife. - With your teeth, use your teeth! - Oh, knife. (Worm screams) - Oh! Yikes! - Goodbye cruel world. Oh, it's curtains for me, curtains... Woe! - Woe! - Do you know what this means? - Yeah, we've got worms. (Orange laughs) (upbeat rock music) - Blue, definitely blue. - No way that's my favorite color! - Wow, we have so much in common. - Yeah, you don't know the half of it! (Orange laughs) - Oh, shut up! - Seriously, Orange, we're tryna-- - Reconnect? (Orange laughs) - So angry right now! - I could just lose my head! - You could say that again. - Huh? - Knife's back. (Worm 2 screams) - Yikes! There's no worming your way out of this one! (Worm 1 screams) Who uses a knife to cut gummy snakes? (worm pieces sigh) Wow! (worm pieces laugh) (Orange laughs) Wait, why are we all laughing? - Brothers, we are impervious to the knife. Do you know what this means? - We are invincible! - [Worm Pieces] Hoorah! - Gees, these snakes are throwing a real hissy fit! (Orange laughs) - With our numbers, we have the largest, gummiest army in the entire kitchen! Our delicious dominance is imminent! - Not if we have anything to say about it, you not! - Gummy Bears! - Prepare to eat dirt you filthy worms! - Gladly! - Yeah, we like dirt, we're worms. - Yeah, well mark my words. When the dust clears from the battle field, it will be-- - Hey, hey Bear, hey Bear, hey! - Come on, I was about to deliver a really cool line! - Sorry to burst your bubble there fellas. But you aint having a gummy war without us! - Chewing Gum! - Watch out, they really know how to stick together. (Orange laughs) - Heads up! - Woe! Sorry to drop in unannounced. - Oh come on! They both had awesome entrance lines. You couldn't interrupt those guys? - No way, that would have been unbearable. (Orange laughs) (Bears grunt) - Sir, there's so many of them. I'm , I'm scared. - Don't be, this will make our victory all the sweeter! [Gummy Worms] Hoorah! (Bears scream) (Bears, worms, Gum, and Gum Drops scream) - Holy cow! (Bears, worms, Gum, and Gum Drops scream) - Can't move! - So, everybody's stuck, huh? - Yeah. - Yup. - Yeah. This happens every time! - Woe, talk about a sticky situation! (Orange laughs) - Well fellas, looks like another stale mate. - Well, it's true what they say: "There are no winners in a gum war." - Friends, I believe we've learned a very important lesson today. - Yeah, you should never bring a knife to a gum fight. (Orange laughs) - What the heck are you even talking about? (human slashes gummy pile with knife) (Gummies scream) - Woe! Now that's something to ball about. (Orange laughs) Oh! - Another ball? - You know what this means? - Get 'em! (Gummies scream and grunt) - Hey fruit lovers, it's yah boy, Little Apple. I'm here with Grapefruit, and today we're taking on the sour candy challenge! - A challenge might not be the right word for it. This is gonna be a breeze for me. - Okay then; so I bought a bunch a different sour candies. Lemon Heads, Atomic War Heads, Sour Patch Kids. What'd you bring, Grapefruit? And also, why is that barrel next to you glowing green so ominously? (Grapefruit laughs) - I'm glad you asked. I take it you don't know about Extreme Danger Goo. - No, never heard of it. - Little Apple, prepare to have your mind blown and your lips pursed. Extreme Danger Goo is only the sourest candy in the known universe. Just look at the warning label. Use with extreme caution: May dissolve your intestines, may dissolve your tongue, may dissolve materials of any kind. - What! (vinyl record scratching) Why would anyone want to put this stuff in their body? - For greatness, of course. To achieve something that's never been achieved before. - You mean no one's ever eaten Extreme Danger Goo? - Not without getting irreparable stomach ulcers, they haven't. And yours truly is gonna be the first. - Oh, I guess if that floats your boat. I take it you've been training yourself-- - Oh, you silly, silly, silly Little Apple. Of course I haven't been training. Do you understand how tough I am? I'll be able to handle it. - Okay, but-- - Don't you worry about me little buddy. I've got abs of steel, and a small intestine tom match it. Shall we begin? - All right: first up we got Lemon Heads. (Little Apple and Grape Fruit gulp) Mm, very delicious. Only mildly sour. I'm gonna give these one pucker. Grape Fruit? - Oh I mean, these things are at least an eight or nine on the pucker scale. Nuthin' I can't handle, but wow, my cheeks are practically touching each other on the inside of my mouth! - Are you serious? Lemon Heads aren't even that sour. - They aren't? What does the warning label on the box say? - Dude, there is no warning label. - Like I'm gonna take your word for it. You're illiterate. (Little Apple screams) - For the last time, I am not illiterate! If you can't take Lemon Heads, I don't think you're gonna be able to handle that Danger Goop stuff that you brought. - It's danger Goo, thank you very much. And I will absolutely be able to stand it. I just gotta ease the old taste buds into it. Warm 'em up first, that's all. What do we got next? - Okay, next up are Atomic War Heads. - Okay, sounds intense. (Little Apple gulps) (Grape Fruit gulps) - Oh, this this thing's at least six puckers. - Really, you give it a six? - What, you don't think it's sour? - Not in the slightest; I give it one pucker. In fact, I give it, zero puckers. That's just how tough I am. - So, if it's zero puckers, why is your entire face puckered right now? - I have no idea what you're talking about. - Whatever! So I guess you'll have no problem with the most intense candy I brought, Toxic Waste. - Toxic what now? (vinyl record scratching) - Toxic Waste. Go ahead, have some since you're so tough! I bet it's nowhere near as sour as that Danger Goo you brought. - Okay, let's take it easy. Let's just take a minute and think about what we're doing. Is is hot in here? Can we open a window? (Grape Fruit cries) (Little Apple gulps) - Oh, whoa! No, that's the sourest candy yet! I'm gonna give it 10 puckers. - !0? That's all of the puckers! - Go ahead tough guy; pucker up! (Grape Fruit gulps) - Oh, that's not so-- (Grape Fruit gags and screams) That barely even registered to my super-tough taste buds. I'm gonna give it zero puckers. - Is that why you puckers so hard your entire body turned inside out? - Let's go with, Yes. - So, should we even continue? - No, no, I'm all puckered out for the day. - Probably for the best. That Danger Goo stuff dissolved straight through its packaging, and the counter! - Oh! Oh, thank goodness. My stomach is screaming in pain right now. - Holy Toledo! That hole's super deep. I wonder how far down it went? - I mean that stuff is pretty darn sour. It coulda gone straight down to the Earth's core for all we know. (Grape Fruit laughs) (Little Apple laughs) - That's funny! I mean, it's a joke, right? You don't think it actually could've gone all the way down to the... (high intensity music) Was that your stomach? - It was not.