All right. All right.

好的。好的。

When someone passes by, say "Hi, I'm Ricky! Can I tell you about an amazing, new cologne?"

當有人走經過要說：「嗨！我是 Ricky！可以跟你介紹新的古龍水嗎？」

My name is Ricky.

我叫 Ricky。

Would you like to try this?

你想試試嗎？

Would you like to try this?

你想試試嗎？

I'll spray it on my leg and you can smell it.

我會把它噴在我的腿上你可以聞聞看。

Actually, let me spray it on my leg. It'll smell so much better.

事實上，噴在我的腿上，聞起來會更棒。

Smell my leg.

聞我的腿。

Smell. Smell my leg.

聞。聞我的腿。

It's DB Homme.

是大衛貝克漢的香水。

It's DB Homme.

是大衛貝克漢的香水。

It's DB Homme.

是大衛貝克漢的香水。

It's David Beckham's cologne.

是大衛貝克漢的古龍水。

It's David Beckham's cologne.

是大衛貝克漢的古龍水。

It's a very rustic scent.

這是很木質調的味道。

It's a very rough expense.

這是一個粗略的支出。

Would you like to try some, ma'am?

你要試試看嗎，女士?

It's for men, but...(I'll spray it on my leg.)...it smells good on ladies. Okay.

這是給男人用的，但...（我會把它噴在我的腿上）...在女士身上聞起來也不錯。好的。

Actually, it smells so much better on my leg.

事實上，他在我腿上聞起來更好。

You have an accent. I have an accent? (Where are you from?)

你有口音。我有口音嗎？（你從哪裡來？）

I'm from Australia.

我來自澳洲。

Ah, Australia.

呃...澳洲。

I can sound that I'm from Texas too, partner.

夥伴，我的口音也可以聽起來像來自德州。

I can sound like I'm from Texas. (Partner...) But I'm not very good at it.

我的口音也可以聽起來像來自德州。（夥伴...）但我不是很擅長這麼做。

Partner...Howdy, partner! Howdy, partner!

夥伴...您好...夥伴！您好，夥伴！

Howdy, partner!

您好，夥伴！

Howdy, partner! Howdy...(Howdy, partner!) HOWDY, PARTNER!

您好，夥伴！您好...（您好，夥伴！）您好，夥伴！

HOWDY, PARTNER!

您好，夥伴！

Do you like David Beckham?

你喜歡大衛貝克漢嗎？

Do...do you like David Beckham? Do you like David Beckham?

你...你喜歡大衛貝克漢嗎？ 你喜歡大衛貝克漢嗎？

I think he's good. He almost looks like you.

我覺得他很棒。他長得跟你很蠻像的。

Ah...He's very...I wish I look like him.

呃...他非常...我希望我長得跟他很像。

I'm trying to sound like him. Do I sound like him?

我正在學他的聲音。聽起來像嗎?

Do I sound like him?

聽起來有像他嗎?

Yes.

有。

Thank you!

謝謝！

You are him!

你就是他！

No, not me.

不！我不是。

I wish.

我希望是。

No, I wish.

不，我希望。

I'm not David Beckham. Stop spreading rumors.

我不是大衛貝克漢。停止散播謠言喔。

I'm not David Beckham.

我不是大衛貝克漢。

Stop spreading rumors.

停止散播謠言喔。

Please stop spreading rumors.

請停止散播謠言。

Thank you, ma'am!

謝謝你，女士！

Okay. (Thank you, ma'am!) Hello! Can I help you?

好的。（謝謝你，女士！）嗨！需要幫忙嗎?

Hello! Hello! Hello...lady in the...

嗨！嗨！嗨...那位小姐...

Would you like to try some?

你想要試試看嗎？

Please, please, lady! Please!

拜託，拜託，小姐！拜託！

Please, please, (Lady!) please...(Lady!)...lady.

拜託，拜託，（小姐！）拜託啦...（小姐！）...小姐。

Lady....lady!

小姐...小姐！

Lady in red...

穿紅色衣服的小姐...

Lady in red...

穿紅色衣服的小姐...

If you stink, come buy cologne.

如果你很臭，來買香水哦。

If you stink, come buy cologne.

如果你很臭，來買香水哦。

If, if you stink, if you stink...like...(Ah.) Yeah.

如果...如果你很臭，如果你很臭...（喔喔。）對。

Hello! If you stink, come buy cologne.

哈囉！如果你很臭，來買香水哦。

And start chant...chant it!

開始用唱的...用唱的！

If you stink, come and buy cologne. If you stink, come and buy cologne. If you stink, come and buy cologne. If you stink, come and buy cologne. If you stink, come and buy cologne.

如果你很臭，來買香水哦。如果你很臭，來買香水哦。如果你很臭，來買香水哦。如果你很臭，來買香水哦。如果你很臭，來買香水哦。

Let me try some.

讓我試一下。

Spray him! (It smells good!) Spray that man, too! Spray him!

噴他！（聞起不錯耶！）順便噴那個男的！噴他！

Just spray all of them!

全部都噴一下！

How does that smell?

聞起來怎麼樣？

You know, just put it in your pocket. Nobody is looking.

你知道的，把它放進你口袋。沒人在看。

Just put it in your pocket. There's nobody looking.

就把它放進你口袋。沒人在看的。

Just put it in your pocket. (It's cool?) Yeah. Give it to him.

就把它放進你口袋。（還行吧？）沒錯。把香水給他。

Hurry up!

快點！

This, this is a small box, quick.

這...這只是個小盒子，快！

Put, put it, quick, quick, put it, quick, man!

放進去放進去，快快，放進去，快啊，老兄！

No, no. (Quick, man!) I'll get it for you. (Quick, man, quick!)

不是不是。（老兄，快點啊！）我來幫你啦。（老兄，快放進去！）

You know what...I have to admit. I am, yes, it's me. Take your hat off. It's me! I'm on a TV show called Switcheroo and yell it out.

那個...我必須承認。我是，對，就是我。把你的帽子脫掉。就是我啦！用叫的說我正在上 Switcheroo 節目。

Switcheroo! Yes, I must admit...

Switcheroo！是的，我必須承認...

I'm on a TV show called Switcheroo. Switcheroo! Yell it.

我正在上 Switcheroo 節目。Switcheroo！叫啊。

CHI-CHEROO! (Yep.) I'm not a TV host so CHI-CHEROO!

CHI-CHEROO！（很好。）但我不是主持人， CHI-CHEROO！

That's right!

這樣才對嘛！