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  • CHIENG: Andrew Yang dropped out

  • of the 2020 presidential race, and I'm a little sad about it.

  • Last year, I met him in person,

  • and there was just something about the guy

  • that made me trust him.

  • Not to mention, I really

  • wanted that free money he was promising.

  • Every American adult at the age of 18

  • should get $1,000 a month free and clear

  • from the government to do whatever they want.

  • CHIENG: Making it rain!

  • It's called "UBI," or "Universal Basic Income."

  • And although the dream died with Yang's campaign,

  • a few lucky families did get a thousand dollars a month

  • for a year as a test program,

  • like the Fassi family of New Hampshire.

  • Uh, basically, he gave us a check for $1,000 a month

  • from January until December 2019.

  • We went to his New Year's Eve party,

  • and so that's how we got our first check was at midnight.

  • -He wrote a check and gave it to you physically? -Yeah.

  • And then after probably three months,

  • he was getting really busy.

  • -He forgot about us. -He forgot about us.

  • What?

  • He didn't... he didn't pay on time?

  • -Yeah. -Yeah, it was very odd,

  • sending out a message like, "Hey, you owe us money."

  • So you guys were like, "Hey, asshole, where's my free money?"

  • We said it much... much nicer than that.

  • Oh. "Hey, asshole, where's my free money?"

  • (laughing): Basically.

  • CHIENG: So how hard did Chuck and Jodie ball out

  • with that $12,000?

  • Did you buy a Tesla, buy a snowmobile,

  • buy a Tesla snowmobile?

  • No, we spent 90% of it on our daughter's college tuition.

  • College tuition. I guess that's pretty good.

  • Uh, what else?

  • Spent a little bit on groceries, buying some healthier choices.

  • Kombucha and some, uh, soy yogurt.

  • Isn't yogurt and kombucha for shitting?

  • -Um... -Digestion.

  • It's for digestion.

  • So now that the money stopped,

  • you must be pretty backed up, right?

  • (laughter)

  • CHIENG: But luckily for Chuck's colon, he was

  • so inspired by his UBI experience

  • that he learned how to brew his own kombucha.

  • And it is potent.

  • Cheers. What is it?

  • It's a big blob of bacteria that's been sitting

  • in some fermented tea in my bathroom for about six weeks.

  • CHIENG: Bathroom juice aside,

  • these people spent their UBI on college,

  • groceries and paying bills.

  • What a bunch of idiots.

  • It's like they don't even know what flexing means.

  • You guys could be in head to toe supreme right now.

  • Do you know what supreme is?

  • -No. -No.

  • (bleep)

  • That's how you flex to your neighbors

  • and make them jealous.

  • That's what money's for.

  • Okay, Chuck? Okay, Jodie?

  • But believe it or not, falling out is the last thing

  • on most Americans' minds.

  • Half of American adults say they can't even cover

  • an unexpected $400 expense.

  • Clearly, if you give people a thousand dollars a month,

  • they would spend it on necessities--

  • with a few exceptions.

  • What else did you buy?

  • -Um, I took improv classes. -Chuckie joined...

  • So I've been doing that for the last...

  • eight months.

  • You took improv classes?

  • Yeah. Mindful Improv classes.

  • What the (bleep) does that mean?

  • It means we do self-appreciations,

  • -we do vulnerabilities... -(disgusted groan)

  • Um, it's taught by a yoga teacher.

  • (groans) Oh, my God.

  • Andrew Yang may be out of the presidential race

  • but his ideas live on,

  • and Americans deserve a shot at universal basic income.

  • Well, maybe not all Americans.

  • How you doing?

  • -Hello. -Oh, I lost my hand!

  • I hate improv.

  • ♪ ♪

CHIENG: Andrew Yang dropped out

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