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  • [closing door echoing]

  • (man) [yelling indistinctly]

  • Hey, man.

  • You gotta let me out of here.

  • Oh, okay.

  • [keys jangling]

  • [dramatic music]

  • ♪ ♪

  • You tricked me.

  • I can honestly say I wasn't trying to trick you.

  • You weren't?

  • All I said was, "You gotta let me out of here."

  • There's no trick.

  • So I do have to let you out of here?

  • Yes?

  • Okay.

  • [dramatic music]

  • ♪ ♪

  • Bon voyage.

  • ♪ ♪

  • Order's to let him go, I don't know why

  • he's in here in the first place. I don't know.

  • [sucks in air] [whispering] Sorry.

  • Boy, you really got me in trouble.

  • Sorry.

  • Yeah, you must think I'm stupid.

  • Well, I'm not stupid. I'm smart, so--

  • You know how you could prove that you're really smart?

  • Oh, yeah, let me guess.

  • You want me to let you out of here again.

  • - Well. - You know what?

  • You think that you can trick me into letting you out again.

  • Well, you can't. 'Cause this is my choice.

  • [dramatic music]

  • - Get the heck out of here. - All right.

  • All right?

  • Reverse psychology.

  • ♪ ♪

  • (guard) Sorry about that, guys. That was me, guys, my bad.

  • My bad.

  • [laughs] Real nice.

  • Now they said they're gonna dock my pay, and if I let you

  • out of here again, I'm gonna be severely punished.

  • I mean, what are you gonna do?

  • I'm actually surprised they haven't already

  • thrown you in here with me.

  • No, prison is for bad guys.

  • You're a bad guy, and I'm a good guy.

  • Yeah, but you could see how, from my perspective,

  • I'm a good guy.

  • Wait, you're a good guy?

  • [dramatic music]

  • It doesn't seem like you understand what your job is.

  • Oh, oh, okay. I see what you're doing.

  • You're trying to manipulate me with reverse psychology.

  • - Well, it's not gonna work. - No.

  • [sad music]

  • It's not even worth going out there again.

  • Look, they just gon' get me and bring me back in here,

  • just like they always do.

  • ♪ ♪

  • Unless...

  • What?

  • No, I'm-- forget it, I don't want

  • to take advantage of you anymore.

  • Look, hey, no, no, listen. I'm not gonna fall for it,

  • whatever it is. You may as well just tell me.

  • I was just gonna say that, like, if you were to help me...

  • Uh-huh.

  • get past the guards...

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • and get all the way out--

  • Okay.

  • I really-- no, I have to tell you.

  • You need to think about this long and hard.

  • Weigh your options and consider

  • the ramifications of those options.

  • Like heck I will.

  • [dramatic music]

  • - Let's go. - All right.

  • - I'm busting you outta here! - Shh.

  • Don't--don't yell, man.

  • You might as well ring the alarm.

  • - Good idea, yeah. - No--

  • [alarm blaring]

  • Look, look, he--ah! He's--

  • - Oh, hi, Tom. - It was--

  • Good to see you guys. Yeah.

  • Oh, boy, I did it again, didn't I?

  • It's actually very ironic, 'cause when I was

  • a prison guard-- when I was a prison guard,

  • I wasn't allowed to talk to the prisoners.

  • That was the thing, they said to me,

  • "If you talk to those prisoners, you're gonna get in trouble.

  • You're gonna get in trouble." Now that I'm in here with you,

  • I can talk as much as I want. Just babble on, and babble on,

  • and babble on, we can talk about anything you want. Any--any--

[closing door echoing]

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(The Most Gullible Prison Guard Ever - Key & Peele)

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    eles88594 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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