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  • (beeping)

  • - I'm close.

  • I know it's around here somewhere.

  • - Hey, hot stuff.

  • Name's Grapefruit.

  • You looking for something?

  • - I'm looking for the Dragon Orb.

  • Once I find it, I can summon the Dragonfruit

  • and wish for whatever I want.

  • - Wow, anything I want?

  • - But you just get one wish.

  • - One wish?

  • Aw, but there's so many things I want.

  • How could I choose?

  • I want a kazoo.

  • No, two kazoos.

  • Oh wait, I wish for a kazoo pinwheel!

  • - I'd wish to finally hit that growth spurt

  • my mom promised me.

  • - Legend says it'll be hiding in the legendary super citrus.

  • - Well look no further, hot stuff.

  • I'm your guy!

  • (beeping)

  • - Mm, nope.

  • Not you.

  • - Really?

  • You should probably check again.

  • Might be broken or something.

  • - If you aren't the super citrus, then it must be...

  • Orange!

  • - Huh?

  • I'm not a legendary super citrus.

  • I'm an orange!

  • (chuckles) Wait.

  • It kinda makes sense.

  • - It is you, Orange!

  • Now we have to get you out of here before--

  • (loud blast)

  • - Too late, smarty pants.

  • You led us right to the dragon orb.

  • That wish is ours.

  • - You'll never get your hands on it, Radish.

  • - And who exactly is gonna stop us?

  • - Ka-Carrot?

  • - Piccolo?

  • - This ends here and now, Radish.

  • - You guys know each other or something?

  • - Ugh, this happens all the time.

  • Just let them do their thing.

  • - Let's fight!

  • (blasts)

  • (groans)

  • (blasts continue)

  • - [Both] Wow!

  • (loud rock music)

  • (groaning)

  • - Ugh!

  • - Aah!

  • - Uh, got any twos?

  • - Go fish.

  • - Are they still going at it?

  • (grunting and groaning)

  • (Broccoli falls)

  • - It's over, Broccoli.

  • - Huh?

  • Cocka... doodle... doo!!

  • Garlic... Gun!!!!

  • - They'll tear the kitchen apart.

  • - (yelling) Red Cayenne!

  • X10!

  • - Broccoli, no!

  • - We can take him, Carrot.

  • - You think two or one will make a difference?

  • I haven't even begun to power up yet.

  • - Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah?

  • Oh yeah, well, I need to power up

  • more than you need to power up, so...

  • - And my power up hasn't even begun to power up,

  • so take that.

  • - Get comfy, boys.

  • Still got a ways to go.

  • (electric shocks)

  • (groaning)

  • - Come on, they've been doing this

  • for like three episodes or something.

  • - I know, right?

  • They're just standing there yelling.

  • If I was in this fight,

  • which I totally would be winning by the way,

  • I'd just run up and punch the other guy.

  • (screaming)

  • - You know what, that's not a bad idea.

  • Double sundae!

  • (loud blasts)

  • - [Offscreen] Whoops.

  • - Nice going, Grapefruit!

  • Now we don't have any more super veggies to protect us.

  • - And the Dragon Orb will...

  • - Don't worry guys, I'll stop him!

  • (Grapefruit falls)

  • And I forgot, I cannot fly.

  • - Right, as I was saying, and the Dragon Orb

  • will be all mine!

  • - Orange, you're our last hope.

  • You have to turn into the legendary

  • super citrus right now.

  • - Eh, okay.

  • But how?

  • - I'm gonna regret this later.

  • Orange, you have to yell!

  • - Wait.

  • You mean you actually want me to--?

  • - Yes, Orange.

  • I'm giving you permission to yell.

  • Let me go grab my ear plugs before you--

  • - There's no time! (yells)

  • (screams)

  • - Hey, stop that!

  • You're getting on my nerves.

  • - Never!

  • (blasts) Aah!

  • - His annoyance level is off the scale.

  • 7,000, 8,000, it's, it's...

  • - It's over Nyan-Thousand!

  • - That's not even a real number!

  • (farts)

  • - Ew!

  • - Oh, Radish, hey Radish!

  • - (laughs) It's burning my eyes!

  • - What do you think of the new 'do?

  • - Impossible!

  • He transformed.

  • - Hey, hey Radish, hey!

  • - Ah, you are so annoying!

  • - I'm not annoying.

  • I am an orange!

  • (grunts)

  • - Radish, more like Rude-ish.

  • You don't see me hawking stuff at you.

  • Actually-- (blasts)

  • - I will destroy you!

  • - If you can't play nice, Rude-ish,

  • then you need to beet it!

  • Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya... NYA!!

  • (yells)

  • (mysterious sound)

  • - The Dragon Orb.

  • We must be summoning the eternal Dragonfruit now.

  • Maybe I can wish my friends back.

  • - As kazoos!

  • - Friends back as kazoos.

  • Got it.

  • - That's not what I meant!

  • - My work here is done.

  • Later, skater.

  • - Wind instruments?

  • Should have seen that coming.

  • - I can't tell if this is an improvement or not.

  • - It is for me!

  • (blows kazoos)

  • (groaning)

  • (blows)

  • - I think I almost got it!

  • - What's going on?

  • - Orange is trying to learn how to whistle.

  • I'm rooting against it.

  • - As am I.

  • Can you imagine how he'll terrorize

  • the kitchen if he figures it out?

  • (chuckling)

  • - [Voiceover] Knife.

  • (slices)

(beeping)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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