Name: 特朗普拿下印度｜每日秀 (Trump Takes India | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:44:07.000Z
Duration: 7 min 13 s

President Donald Trump-- still not used to saying that.

唐納川普總統-- 還是很不習慣這麼說。

到印度進行他的首次外交訪問。

Now, Trump's in India partly to negotiate a trade deal,

川普到印度的一部分原因是為了談判貿易協議

and partly to get his copy of the Kama Sutra signed.

另一部分則是要帶著他的「愛經」去簽名。

Yeah, Trump and Melania use that book all the time.

沒錯，川普和梅蘭妮亞經常使用這本書。

Her favorite position is the one where she's on top,

Now, you might be wondering how would a country

full of brown people react to a visit from Donald Trump?

充滿棕色膚色人種的國家對於唐納川普的來訪會有什麼樣的反應？

Well, it turns out, from the moment Trump arrived,

President Trump just arrived this morning

The president received what's being called

orchestrated by the Indian prime minister.

packed with more than a hundred thousand people.

A Make America Great Again rally, India-style.

「讓美國再次偉大」的印度風格群眾大會。

NEWSMAN: The president is overwhelmingly popular

I happen to like Prime Minister Modi a lot.

He says between the stadium and... and the, uh...

airport, we'll have about seven million people.

機場之間，我們會有 7 百萬人。

came out to see Trump go from the airport to the stadium?

there's seven million people between any two locations.

任何兩個地點間都會有 7 百萬個人。

the line at Indian Starbucks is seven million people.

印度星巴克排隊的人潮就有 7 百萬人了。

There are Indian brides right now who are like, "No, Daddy,

現在的印度新娘都會說，「不，父親

I just want a small wedding-- no more than seven million people."

我只想要一個小型婚禮-- 不要超過 7 百萬人那種。」

He's like, "Okay, Anushka, first cousins only."

爸爸回答，「沒事，Anushka，就只邀請表親。」

But it is true that Donald Trump is very popular in India.

但事實是唐納川普在印度的確非常受歡迎。

All right, some like him because of his anti-Muslim rhetoric,

是的，有些人因為他的反穆斯林言論而喜歡他

some like him because of his business savvy,

有些人因為他的商業頭腦而喜歡他

because his skin looks like tikka masala.

因為他皮膚看起來就像瑪莎拉雞。

-(laughter) -And since India is so fond...

they pulled out all the stops for his visit.

他們為了他的來訪可為竭盡全力。

roads are renovated, and nearby, the Yamuna River rises,

道路進行整修，在附近的 Yamuna 河上漲

as millions of liters of water are released

以掩蓋其骯髒、受到污染的氣味。

Preparations included a hastily built wall

that critics say was meant to block the view of a slum,

評論家說這是為了要遮住貧民窟的景觀

keeping thousands of poor people out of sight.

將數以萬計的窮人擋在視野之外。

Yeah. India is trying so hard to impress Trump

沒錯。印度為了取悅川普下足了功夫

that they're building new roads, cleaning up dams,

and even building a wall to hide their slums.

甚至蓋了一座牆將他們的貧民窟藏起來。

He's just like, "You see? They built a wall,

他會說，「看到了嗎？他們蓋了一座牆

而我到現在都還沒看到一個墨西哥人。

(笑聲) 鄉親們，這行得通啊！」

Now, India cleaning its rivers and streets for Trump

might seem extreme, but if you think about it,

看起來或許很離譜，但如果你仔細想想

這基本上就是每當有女生說要來家裡走走

whenever a girl says she's coming over, right?

Yeah, you make the bed, pick up your clothes,

沒錯，你會整理床鋪、收拾衣服

Then she calls and says she can't make it,

and you're like, "Damn it! So I flushed the toilet for nothing?"

你的反應會是，「該死的，難道我沖馬桶是沖心酸的嗎？」

So clearly, India is trying to give Trump

所以很明顯的，印度是要給川普

There was, however, one tiny culture clash

but he could be forced to go without his favorite meals

但是他可能會被迫放棄他最喜歡的

a devout vegetarian, plans not to serve any meat

是一個忠誠的素食者，計畫在總統的參訪期間

during his visit. One person who's familiar

的肉類餐點。一個熟識川普總統

about how he'll cope with the lack of meat, saying:

無肉不歡的總統將如何適應，他表示:

「我從來沒有見過他吃蔬菜。」

說實在的，我不知道什麼比較奇怪...

or that people are actually worried about how it'll go.

還是人們真的在擔心這件事會如何發展。

Because you realize the news wasn't even snarky about it.

因為你意識到新聞上並沒有人在挖苦他。

They were like, "Yo, if Donald Trump eats broccoli,

他們的反應是，「如果唐納川普吃了花椰菜

所以這對川普而言是很困難的。

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