You sent--

Nice to meet you, too.

--a very funny-- and can--

I'm going to share it.

Yeah, go for it.

You sent a birthday video to me.

Is this the illicit version, or the--

It's the version.

OK, cool.

Yeah.

It's the whole version.

All right.

If it's illicit--

I liked it.

OK, good.

All right.

That's why I did it.

I knew you were going to like it.

Let's see it.

What's going on, Ellen?

It's KJ.

I hear it's your birthday, so happy birthday.

I hope I can meet you one of these days.

And yeah, I hope you have a really special day.

[LAUGHTER]

00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,299 I--

[CHEERING]

00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:38,400 I don't know.

I need to tan my ass.

I think I've got a really white ass.

I'm good that they--

They blurred it out, though, for the thing, right?

I assume you knew that that was going to reveal that.

That was not--

Immediately after I did that, I knew

I had the best video out of all them.

You did.

Yeah.

You did.

In my mind, I was thinking, I didn't

want to just do a normal video.

And I remember being outside on my balcony naked.

And I was facing my friend, and looked at my reflection.

And I saw my ass, and I was like, perfect--

Ellen.

I should do this for Ellen.

Right.

And that's how it came about.

Yeah.

That's most people think about me-- when they're

naked on their balcony, right?

[LAUGHTER]

Well, thank you for that.

No worries.

This is your first time on the show.

We have a tradition of showing shirtless photos of anyone who

is on for the first time.

OK.

So we must show them.

[CHEERING]

00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,970 So the question to you is, how often do you work out?

I work out as much as I can.

I love to work out--

if I can, twice a day, once a day.

Well, you look good.

You look--

Thank you.

You look healthy and good.

And it's so weird, because your accent on the show is American.

And I don't think people, until they

hear you speak like that you're from New Zealand.

It can be a shock to people sometimes.

Yeah.

You have such--

Well, a lot of people think I'm from Australia.

Yeah, it's a very close accent.

Yeah, but two very different places.

Very different.

All the time, at least once a day,

I get mistaken to be Australian.

You sound like you're angry about that.

Well--

Like, that's a competition-- like, you like New Zealand

better than Australia.

I do.

Yeah.

I do, definitely.

All right.

Just settle down.

My wife is--

Sorry.

--from Australia.

Sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Sorry.

I will fight you on this.

Although, I'd love to go to New Zealand.

It seems like a beautiful-- it just looks incredible.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It is.

It's the most beautiful place on earth.

Yeah.

Well, Australia--

And nothing can kill you there.

Yeah.

Well, there are a lot of scary things.

There is.

But nothing can kill--

Yeah.

See, in Australia, your wife will tell you

that there's a lot of spiders, a lot of poisonous creatures--

Right.

--that will kill you.

But in New Zealand, there's no predators.

Nothing can kill you out there.

That is not true.

There's--

There are things that can kill you anywhere you go.

No.

[SHOUTS]

Oh!

[BLEEPING]

[CHEERING]

00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:07,710 He's lucky, man.

He's lucky I didn't give him one.

He is lucky.

It's going to happen someday.

How long was he in there for?

The whole time?

He's been-- for a week now, I think.

[LAUGHTER]

[BLEEP] [INAUDIBLE]

I thought that was bad karma.

I thought, oh, that water's going in my face.

Can you imagine?

The timing is like--

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, boy.

Cheers.

All right.

Cheers to that.

Cheers to that.

Cheers.

All right.

We'll take a break.

Nice.

We'll come back and talk to you.