- I think you're right.

我都覺喎

It is a little war-- Agh!

真係有D熱---啊!!!

- Oh, no!

哇屌!

Twin Pop melted into a puddle and two sticks!

條孖雪條溶到變左個水氹得返雨碌棍炸

- I just don't understand what it could be.

我都唔知搞咩野

The thermostat's turned way down.

明明已經開左冷氣啦喎

- Maybe its those five blow torches over there,

可能係因為果邊有五把火槍掛

heating that knife up to 1,000 degrees.

佢地係度將把刀燒成1000度 (　ﾟ∀ﾟ)

- Bahh!

哇啊!!!!!!

- Oh. Yeah, that could definitely be it.

啊,係啦, 一定係因為佢啦

(screaming)

哇, 我地奶野啦今鋪

- Whoa! I think we're in big trouble, you guys.

把刀真係有成千度架

This knife is like, 1,000 degrees,

仲要成個鄭捷咁亂咁斬人呀

and he's chopping everything in sight.

屌, 唔撚驚

- I'm not worried.

哥有龍皮甲著係身

I have my Ren Faire chainmail, to protect me.

哥有神一般既反射神經

- And I've got my cat like reflexes to keep me safe.

而我就有愛之力量傍身, yeah (●゜▽゜●)

Ooh, ah!

唔好亂黎呀, 棉花糖

Ooh, ow!

Hello呀, 刀生, 岩岩焗完桑拿黎呀?

(chuckles)

我叫棉棉呀~ ♥

- And I have the power of love.

不如做個fd呢?

Yay!

佢唔係想做fd呀, 佢係想直程抱住我呀 (>▽

- Marshmallow, don't do it.

Yeah !

- Hello there, mister 1,000 degree knife.

啊!!!

I'm Marshmallow.

哇屌!

Would you like to be my friend?

棉花糖,你冇野嘛?

- Argh!

屌, 唔撚驚

- He does want to be my friend!

睇下我個頭而家幾潮,Yeah

He's coming in for a hug.

Ok......

Yay!

橙! 小心呀!

Ahh!

哇屌, 把刀乜都切得斷架喎

- Oh, no!

超, 我就唔信佢夠我把Ex咖哩棒勁啦

Marshmallow, are you okay?

呢把野好有來頭---

- Sure am!

今次仆街了!

And, best of all, I got this cool new androgynous haircut.

連我把Ex咖哩棒都唔夠佢黎呀

Yay!

我地唯一既希望就係整涷返把刀呀

- Okay.

係咪有人講...cool呀?

Orange!

(cool你老味!)

Look out!

屌! 認真啦!

- Ooweh!

一係我地整涷把刀,

Ahh!

一係我地就冚家剷啦!

Oh, man, this 1,000 degree knife could cut through anything.

成個廚房有D咩可以整涷佢呀?

- Well, it can't cut through the sword of Kitchenshire!

例如雪櫃?

The sword of Kitchenshire, was forged in the depths of--

岩呀!

Oh, guys?

多謝哂,棉棉

It definitely can cut through the word of Kitchenshire.

呢個係好主意呀

(screaming)

諗諗下,原來呢個唔係我個髮型黎

- Our only hope is to cool that knife down somehow!

係我個頭燶9左呀 (●゜▽゜●)

- Did somebody say, cool?

橙! 引把刀入去個雪櫃度雪撚住佢!

Doh!

交俾我!

- I'm serious!

喂,果邊條撚樣!

We need to literally make that knife colder,

做乜9呀!

or we're all doomed!

你發熱呀?

- If only there was somewhere in the kitchen

我屌你...

that was extremely cold!

呢D咪反應神經lol

- You mean, like the freezer?

哇, 又有返兩道散手喎

- Exactly!

唔錯唔錯

Thanks, Marshy.

喂,撚樣

That was a really great idea.

1000度果個呀!

- Turns out, this isn't hair on my head,

又做乜9呀?

my brain just grew a bunch.

發燒就返屋低早抖啦!

(giggling) Yay!

你老味!

- Orange!

反應神經,反應神經,反應神經!

Lure the 1,000 degree knife into the freezer,

喵~

and chill him out!

放我出去呀, 好撚涷呀屌

- You got it!

放你老味咩

Hey, hey 1,000 degree knife!

你涷返先好出黎呀

- What?

橙! 你得左啦!

- Why so heated?

小兒科啦

(chuckles)

多得棉花糖諗到條橋出黎姐

- Argh!

同埋我既神一般身反應神---啊!!!

- Cat like reflexes!

(冚家剷lu)

- Oh, he's good.

Very cat like.

- Hey, knife, hey!

Hey 1,000 degree knife!

Hey!

- What?

- Maybe you should have stayed home today.

It looks like you have a temperature!

(chuckling)

- That's it.

Ugh.

- Cat like reflexes, cat like reflexes, cat like reflexes!

Meow.

(giggles)

- [1,000 Degree Knife] Let me out!

It's,

it's so cold in here.

- No way, dude.

You stay in there, until you chill out.

(chuckles)

- [1,000 Degree Knife] Brr.

- Orange, you did it.

- I sure did.

And, it's all thanks to Marshmallow's quick thinking,

and my cat like reflex-- Ahh!

(screaming)

(explosion)

(joyful music)