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  • - Welcome to story time everybody.

  • I'm pear.

  • - And I'm orange.

  • - Great, what now?

  • - It's a voice modulator, just got it.

  • - Awesome, well maybe put it away

  • because I'm gonna tell the story of Pinocchio,

  • you wanna hear it?

  • - Boy would I.

  • (laughing)

  • Get it?

  • Boy, wood, that's a double pun son.

  • - Well double congrats on being double the annoying.

  • Now then, you probably know the G-rated Disney version

  • of Pinocchio but the original story isn't quite

  • so suitable for children.

  • (evil laughing)

  • Orange, would you knock it off?

  • - Sorry!

  • - Anyway, the original version of Pinocchio.

  • Once upon a time there was a carpenter,

  • one day he brought home a block of wood he planned

  • to carve into a table leg, when he cut into it,

  • the block of wood cried out.

  • - [Orange] Wood, you stop that.

  • - [Pear] Orange!

  • - Okay, okay no more voice modulator, I promise.

  • That was the last one I swear.

  • - [Pear] Anyway, the carpenter decided

  • to give the wood block to his neighbor,

  • a poor puppeteer named Japado,

  • he carved the wood into a boy puppet

  • and named him Pinocchio.

  • - [Orange] Wait, I thought the block

  • of wood yelled in pain when it got cut.

  • - [Pear] That's right.

  • - [Orange] So Japado just ignored the screams

  • and kept carving it?

  • He must really hate Pinocchio.

  • - Japado does not hate Pinocchio.

  • - Oh yeah?

  • Then why'd he give a name like Pinocchio?

  • (laughing)

  • - Moving on, the moment Japado

  • finished carving Pinocchio's nose,

  • it began to grow uncontrollably--

  • - [Orange] Killing Japado instantly,

  • they won't tell you that in the Disney version.

  • - True, they won't because that's not

  • how any version of the story goes.

  • - I thought you said this story wasn't suitable for kids.

  • - I did but--

  • - [Orange] So let's get some gore up in here,

  • this is boring!

  • Lets get to the murder.

  • - [Pear] Orange!

  • Pinocchio did not kill anyone with his nose.

  • - [Orange] Sure he did,

  • that's why they're called putty noses to this day.

  • (laughing)

  • - That was fun, now back to the real story.

  • Pinocchio was a mischievous little puppet,

  • as soon as Japado gave him legs--

  • - [Orange] They grew super long.

  • - [Pear] No.

  • - [Orange] His neck grew super long.

  • - [Pear] No.

  • - [Orange] His legs started turning noses

  • and he started stabbing people again.

  • - [Pear] What?

  • - [Orange] And this time he was thrice

  • as deadly 'cause he had three bloody noses.

  • - That's it, gimme that!

  • - Hey, gimme back my voice modulator,

  • don't put my voice modulator in the garbage disposal,

  • don't turn on the garbage dispos--

  • (groaning)

  • - Now, where were we?

  • As soon as Japado gave him legs, Pinocchio ran away.

  • - [Orange] Yeah, my version was way better,

  • what a snooze past.

  • - [Pear] Speaking of snoozing,

  • when Pinocchio came home he fell asleep

  • on the stove and his legs burned off.

  • - [Orange] What?

  • Yeah!

  • - [Pear] But then Japado built him new legs.

  • (moaning)

  • Oh, and Pinocchio threw a hammer

  • at a talking cricket and killed it.

  • - What?

  • Pinocchio killed Jiminy Cricket?

  • Finally we get some murder!

  • - How did you get another voice modulator?

  • - I wished for it upon a star, oh wait, missed opportunity.

  • - Okay, let's wrap this up.

  • Basically Pinocchio ran off with his new legs

  • and did a bunch of other mischievous things

  • and got turned into a donkey.

  • - [Orange] Ooh, did someone say donkey?

  • (horse neighing)

  • - Did that come from your voice modulator?

  • - Yeah, that one came pre-programmed.

  • Pretty cool, huh?

  • - Nope.

  • Anyway, in the end Pinocchio became a real boy, the end.

  • - [Orange] Ooh wait, I have that one pre-programmed too.

  • - [Announcer] The end!

  • - How many things do you have pre-programmed

  • into that thing?

  • - A lot!

  • You wanna see my favorite?

  • - Fine.

  • - Hey, hey.

  • Hey, hey.

  • Hey, hey.

  • Hey, hey.

  • (screaming)

  • (laughing)

  • (upbeat music)

- Welcome to story time everybody.

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惱人的橙子 - 故事時間。皮諾曹! (Annoying Orange - Storytime: Pinocchio!)

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