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  • This is the song that doesn't end

  • Yes it goes on and on my-- ♪

  • (screams)

  • - Hi, is something wrong?

  • (screaming)

  • What are you screaming about?

  • - Monster!

  • Monster!

  • What is your weakness, monster?

  • A silver bullet?

  • Garlic?

  • A wooden stake?

  • I bet it's garlic.

  • - Hey, stop.

  • I'm not a monster.

  • I'm just a burger.

  • - Oh, I've had this explained to me before.

  • I remember.

  • - And I remember hearing about you.

  • You're infamous in burger circles, you know?

  • The orange who thinks burgers are monsters.

  • - I know you're not a monster.

  • It just took a second for my brain

  • to ketchup up.

  • (laughs)

  • Get it?

  • (groans)

  • - Yeah, this is the other thing

  • that they warn us about you.

  • - Well seeing as how you're not a monster,

  • it's nice to meat you.

  • (laughs)

  • - Yeah, yeah.

  • Nice to meet you too.

  • But actually I'm not--

  • - Hey burger, do you work out?

  • Cause you're looking pretty beefy.

  • (laughs)

  • - But I'm not made of--

  • - Hey burger, do you have any siblings?

  • Any sis-tears or bur-otters.

  • (laughs)

  • - No I do not have any siblings but--

  • - But you sure are having a cow.

  • (laughs)

  • - Would you let me finish a sentence already?

  • Read my lips, okay?

  • I am not made of meat.

  • - Whoa, really?

  • Sorry, my mis-steak.

  • (laughs) (groans)

  • - I'm serious.

  • Why aren't you believing me?

  • I'm a beyond burger.

  • - Pfft, you're not beyond burger, he is.

  • Hey!

  • - What?

  • - Hello.

  • - I can't hear you.

  • - Stop, okay.

  • Just stop.

  • A beyond burger is a type of veggie burger.

  • I am 100% meat free.

  • - Oh, yeah, I don't get it.

  • - I'm genetically modified.

  • - Like in a laboratory?

  • Are you a mutant?

  • - Um, I guess you could say that.

  • - You're a mutant burger from another dimension?

  • - Uh.

  • (gasps)

  • - Is that why you're a beyond burger?

  • Cause you're from beyond?

  • - No, I am not from beyond.

  • If anybody's from beyond it's that guy.

  • - What?

  • Speak up.

  • - I knew it.

  • You're a mutant alien burger

  • and you're here to take over the earth.

  • Help, help.

  • (screams)

  • - Would you stop?

  • (screams)

  • - Mutant burger. (screams)

  • - Stop screaming.

  • (farts)

  • - I couldn't keep it in.

  • (screams)

  • - Ah, for crying out loud,

  • would you get a grip?

  • - How could I?

  • I don't have any hands.

  • That's why I have to keep

  • the emergency alien invasion button

  • here on the counter.

  • - Emergency alien what now?

  • - Give this alien mutant everything we've got.

  • (machines whirring)

  • - What the?

  • - Light the TNT.

  • Fire the lasers.

  • Release the squashes.

  • Throw some more garlic in there cause why not?

  • (screaming) (machine firing)

  • - Okay, cease fire.

  • That patty's whacked.

  • (laughs)

  • Whoo.

  • (coughing)

  • - Actually, no.

  • The flames and lasers did cook me pretty nicely though.

  • Those squashes tenderized my patty to perfection

  • and the garlic added some nice seasoning.

  • Honestly, I've never been more delicious.

  • - I can't believe you survived all that.

  • - Believe it, orange.

  • Meatless burgers are here to stay.

  • After all, I'm food just like you.

  • I'm not some kind of--

  • - Monster burger?

  • - See?

  • You're getting it already.

  • - Now, monster burger.

  • - Huh?

  • (roars) (screams)

  • (burps)

  • - Whoa, you're telling me that wasn't actually meat?

  • Well, that's impossible.

  • - Well, actually he's impossible.

  • - Hello.

  • - Well I don't get it.

  • - That's what I'm called.

  • See?

  • - Oh, I get it now.

  • You're an impossible burger.

  • - Exactly.

  • (laughing)

  • - Ah man, that was really funny.

  • We do have a good time, don't we?

  • (laughs)

  • - Yep, we sure--

  • (screaming) (munching)

  • (lasers firing) (screaming)

  • (upbeat music)

This is the song that doesn't end

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惱人的橙子-怪物漢堡#2:超越漢堡 (Annoying Orange - Monster Burger #2: Beyond Burger)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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