Hope you're ready for the merriest "Ask Orange"

of the year, 'cause--

- Stop everything!

(record scratch)

Orange, I have terrible news.

Look!

- [Announcer] Hey Orange, Christmas is canceled forever!

- Christmas is canceled?

Well, that's fine.

(record scratch) - It is?

- Sure, we'll just celebrate Hanukkah instead.

Silly Pear.

There are all sorts of holidays out there.

- Okay.

I'm just kinda surprised to hear it at all,

considering you don't really know anything about Hanukkah.

- I do too!

This is called a menorah.

- No, this is a menorah.

(record scratch) - Oh.

So what did I just light?

(both scream)

(explosion)

- [Announcer] It's time for "Ask Orange!"

(crowd cheering)

Orange, sing "Christmas Goop" again, I love this song.

- Yeah!

Get ready to goop, y'all.

We're bringing Christmas back.

Here we go!

(high-energy music)

- (yelling) Stop! (record scratch)

There will be absolutely no singing

of "Christmas Goop" this year.

- What?

B-b-but why not?

- Because, every time you sing it,

we get goop all over the kitchen.

- B-b-but--

- No b-b-buts!

No goop, and that's final!

- [Announcer] I really love "Christmas Goop."

- Sorry, not gonna happen.

- [Announcer] Gooooooooop!

- No!

- Ah, c'mon Pear.

The people want it.

- I don't care!

No one is singing "Christmas Goop" this year.

- Ah, okay, fine.

- [Announcer] Hey Orange, rap about Christmas.

- Hmm, great idea!

Kick it!

(high-energy rap beat)

♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪

♪ It's a wonderful time ♪

♪ When boys and girls around the world ♪

♪ Get covered in slime- ♪

- Hold up! (record scratch)

I thought I told you,

no singing "Christmas Goop!"

- But I'm not singing it, I'm rapping it!

- That's--okay, that's a good point.

- More like goo point!

Kick it!

Oh! (high-energy rap beat)

♪ Christmas Goop ♪

♪ A tradition known far and wide ♪

♪ Christmas Goop ♪

♪ Super slime for the Yuletide ♪

♪ Christmas Goop ♪

♪ Don't let it get in your eye ♪

♪ Christmas Goop ♪

♪ It's a holiday surprise ♪

(Pear screams)

- [Announcer] Hey, hey Orange,

if SpongeBob is the main character,

why is Patrick the star?

- (laughs) You make a really good point!

And Patrick makes five really good points! (laughs)

- [Announcer] Hey Orange, put this in the next "Ask Orange."

And also, Fat Watermelon is rolling at you!

- Huh? (screams)

Phew!

Thanks for the heads-up!

That Fat Watermelon almost got me.

- Hey!

I'm not fat.

- Oh, sorry.

It's just that they said

Fat Watermelon was rolling towards me.

- I know, that's Fat Watermelon.

(Orange screams)

(Watermelon screams) (crash)

- [Announcer] Instead of Dodgeball, how about DodgePear?

- [Pear] Ow, ooh, ugh, ow!

(Little Apple laughs)

Stop it!

(Orange laughs)

(Pear screams)

- Guys, Pear's right.

We should stop.

- Yeah, I guess this is kinda mean.

- Oh, it's not that.

It's just that we're playing DodgePear all wrong.

See, you throw the ball in Dodgeball, right?

Ergo, the rules of DodgePear should involve throwing Pear.

- Ohhh.

- That makes sense.

(Pear screams) (others laugh)

- [Announcer] Hey Orange!

What happened to the Mystery Orange Button?

- I don't know.

It's a mystery. (laughs)

- [Announcer] Wazzuuuuup!

- Wazzuuuuup!

- [Announcer] Wazzzuu--

- --uuuu--

- [Announcer] Nothing much.

(record scratch) - Oh.

Okay.

Well, I guess that settles that. (laughs)

- [Announcer] Hey Orange!

Edit your friends!

- Edit my friends?

What does that mean?

- Wow!

You can do that?

I had nose idea! (giggles)

- (laughs) This could be really useful.

(stretching sounds) - Whoa!

Thanks, Orange!

(pen scratching)

- Whoa!

Thanks, Orange!

(pen scratching)

- Um, thanks, I guess?

- You're welcome!

(Pear screams)

- (screams) That's scary! (shattering glass)

- [Announcer] Hey Santa Claus!

- Hello there!

- [Announcer] Hey!

- Hohohoho, hello!

- [Announcer] Hey Santa Claus!

- I'm right here!

Now, what do you have to say to me?

- [Announcer] No, Claws!

(record scratch) - Huh?

(demon roaring) (Santa screams)

(crunching)

- [Announcer] Hi!

- Hi!

- [Announcer] Hi!

- Hi!

- [Announcer] Dear Orange,

I heard someone's whole left side was cut off,

but they're all right now.

- (laughs) Where'd you find that joke?

I simply half to know! (laughs)

- [Announcer] FBI, open up!

- [FBI Agent] FBI!

We said open up!

- Sorry, this door doesn't open up, it opens to the side!

(laughs)

- [FBI Agent] Well, that's true.

- [FBI Agent] Yeah, he got us good!

Ugh, this is so embarrassing!

- [FBI Agent] Let's just go.

This guy's too funny to arrest.

- [FBI Agent] Heh, agreed.

Have a nice day, Orange.

Don't break any laws, please.

- [Announcer] Hey Orange, if you laugh

that means you're in love with Passion Fruit.

(Pear farts)

(eating noises)

(Pear farts)

(whistling)

- Dude, you okay?

You don't look so good.

(whistling increases) (farting increases)

Dude?

(both scream)

(explosion)

("Jingle Bells" instrumental)