Yeah, I'm fine.

很好啊，沒問題。

Leonie, is everything OK?

Leonie，一切都還好嗎？

No, actually. Sitting next to you is a living hell because of your heavy breathing and stupid lisp.

其實不好。坐在你旁邊根本人間地獄，你呼吸超大聲，說話還咬字不清。

Hey, Nick.

嗨，Nick。

Do you mind letting the clients know we're going to be five minutes late to the meeting?

你可以跟客戶說等等的會議我們會遲到五分鐘嗎？

All right, cool.

好啊，沒問題。

Oh, what are you doing?

噢，你在做什麼？

I'm emailing them?

我打算寄郵件給他們？

Do you mind just calling them?

你可以直接打電話給他們嗎？

This is urgent, thank you.

這很急，感謝你。

Um, what are you doing?

呃，你在做什麼？

I'm emailing them?

我打算寄郵件給他們？

No, call them right now and let them know how awkward and incompetent you are at your job.

不對，現在馬上打電話給他們，讓他們知道你在工作上有多蠢多無能。

Cheers.

謝謝。

Hey, Nick, nice haircut.

嘿，Nick，髮型不錯喔。

Hey, Nick, nice haircut.

嘿，Nick，髮型不錯喔。

It distracts from your shit face.

它讓人們不會注意到你的結屎臉。

Hey, where you going?

嘿，你們要去哪？

Oh, we're getting drinks, you should come.

喔，我們要去小酌一下，你也一起來啊。

Hey, where you going?

嘿，你們要去哪？

Oh, we're getting drinks, but we don't want you there.

喔，我們要去小酌一下，但我們不想讓你跟。

It is really warm at the moment.

現在天氣真的蠻溫暖的。

It's too hot for spring, but then, like, later we're going to get storms, it's weird.

以春天來說太熱了，但等等又會有暴風雨來，好奇怪。

It's global warming, and we're all gonna die.

這是全球暖化，我們都要死了。

It's way too hot, the world's ending.

溫度太高了，世界要毀滅了。

(phone buzzing)

（手機震動）

The other night was fun. But we need to talk.

那天晚上很愉快，但我們需要談談。

(phone buzzing)

（手機震動）

I'm pregnant.

我懷孕了。

Hey, Nick, are you free for a chat?

嘿，Nick，你現在有空可以聊一下嗎？

Uh, yeah.

嗯，可以啊。

Cool, can you meet me in my office in five?

好，你可以五分鐘內來我辦公室嗎？

Cool, 'cause I'm just about to fire you, so you better start packing your bags.

很好，因為你要被炒魷魚了，你最好開始打包你的東西。

Cheers, mate.

謝囉，夥伴。